Do I have to accept that I’ll have pee droplets on my underwear/pants for the rest of my life? It seems like a never ending cycle of “surely that’s enough shakes”. I’m close to giving up and sitting to pee from now on.
Edit: Kegel routine starts today
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Yeah, you’re bang on with your assessment. Except sitting doesn’t help because you’ll still drip when you stand up. Sorry.
Pee droplets are the least of your concerns.
Buckle up.
Time to see a doctor. That is nowhere near normal.
Start at the gooch and kind of milk yourself to get the last few drops. Yes I’m serious and yes getting old is not for the weak hearted.
I’m 34 and if I’m at home I sit down to pee anyway. It takes a load off my feet and I tend to have more surprise poops, which is an added bonus.
But back to your thing, I don’t have much of a problem with pee droplets in my underwear/pants.
‘No matter how you squirm and dance
The last two drops go in your pants’
This is why I no longer sleep naked.
And yeah this is only the start of the fun of middle age. Wait till you hurt your back sneezing. And have to wipe your ass just randomly from time to time.
Keep yourself fit. Do male kegels. Eat healthy most of the time. It will delay a lot of problems.
Get in shape you will turn back the clock if you take care of your body.
You can shake and you can dance but the last drop will always fall in your pants
Could be a UTI or some bladder issue. Go see a doctor
Put middle finger on the veiny thing you feel in your gooch. When done peeing, apply pressure and move it forward (toward your dick). Watch so much more pee come out.
No pee droplets left.
Look at the bright side — if you sit down to pee you can scroll on your phone without fear of dropping it into the pissy toilet. I learned the hard way and now I often sit whilst peeing if I want to use my phone. That said, I do NOT like public restrooms no matter how “clean” they are so I stand and just don’t use my phone in those instances.
It doesn’t have to be an either/or thing, it can be situational.
Wash your weiner after you go
Press up against your sac and it squirts out the last bit .. shaking is for the young , pressing up under sac is for the old .. 36M, welcome to the family lol
Wait until you have to get up to pee at 3 AM before you hit age 40
Apologies for being graphic, but try gently squeezing right at the base of your dong and work your way up to the top. Shaking doesn’t always do it. Also, if you’re intact, retract your foreskin while peeing to avoid pee not draining from there.
Do kegels, they will seriously help.
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last 2 drops always go in your pants.
nah you just gotta wipe ya ding a ling with TP after you shake
Sit
Guys I’m 34 and I’ve never had pee droplets on my pants. I am very concerned for the future and you all
My doc told me to cut out caffeine to help with this. I thought that’s RIDICULOUS, but fine I’ll do it just to prove you wrong so we can go to the next possible thing.
They weren’t wrong. Hasn’t been an issue since I cut out caffeine.
https://i.redd.it/ji66sbjqwswe1.gif
I never had this problem until I had an extra wide gauge two way Foley catheter crammed up there along with a camera
I basically always sit unless I’m in public and then I’ll do urinal and shake and hope.
But seriously, sitting is great, 100% recommend.
No matter how much you wiggle and dance the last drop always goes down your pants.
just gotta gie yourself another 15 seconds after peeing.
Just sit if you don’t have the patience to push the drops out like a tube of toothpaste.
No matter how you jiggle and how you dance, a little pee winds up in your pants. Seriously, this happens to men as we get older.
https://preview.redd.it/khexk44p1twe1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fb1bd619077d7db8c9429e8d9bdc12e62d10bd9
I love how Coach Beard’s next line is a simple: “Proud of you.”
I’d urge any man using a toilet (versus a urinal) to sit down to pee anyway. The amount of splatter which pops out is unbelievable. Don’t believe me? Get a black light and take it into your bathroom, check your walls. Gross, right? Sitting eliminates splatter. I actually told my male friends that’s the rule in my home. My wife was grateful for this pronouncement.
I’m almost 66. Take care of yourself. Don’t get fat. Avoid sugar as much as possible and don’t go anywhere near the diet crap. Avoid processed foods. I don’t leave pee in my underwear. Wife and I are on vacation this week and will have our third round of sex tonight. Life gets better if you let it.
Third this week just to be clear 😆
I sit to pee almost every time. Mostly because I’m lazy, but also because piss splatters when you pee standing. Sitting doesn’t stop the drips, nor does wiping. There’s always one more.
Gotta start doing the toothpaste tube squeeze.
Those pee droplets are the tip of it.
Wait until all those years in your youth where you either had poop shyness or didn’t like public restrooms, so you held it longer than you should, comes back to bite you. That ass muscle don’t stay that strong forever, my man. I’m running sub 4 second 40’s at the first rumble now.
I just use toilet paper to dry it up.
You gotta push up on your gooch when youre done to get the rest out
You gotta milk it like in porn when they squirt all over the face… milk that thing from the bottom to the top.
Dude, I’ve been sitting to pee for years. Sit down, let it happen and relax. Maybe I’m just lazy but it’s good with me.
I had the same problem.
Grab a piece of toilet paper and when you shove it back in your pants, give the tip a good cleaning. Should save you from most of the droplets.
Oh, that’s just the beginning. Next, you will pull a muscle putting on your socks. Then you notice a nose hair hanging out. They hurt to pull out btw. Then it’s thinning hair and/or graying hair. Then you get that whacked out long eyebrow hair. Then hair on the ears. Yes, you will need to shave your ears. Eventually, your eyebrows grow long enough you can use them for a combover of the bald spot.
Just buy calico cut pants from calicocutpants.com
But you gotta give!
Learned this from my dad who learned this from a urologist.
At a urinal, after you finish pissing, take your middle finger, reach behind your nuts, and press up on your gooch firmly and hold for a second or two. Should do the job.
Oh and wash your hands with soap and water every time.
Why not wipe the pee away with toilet paper? That’s what i’ve been doing since i was a child.
Thirty is pretty young for that my man. Might want to get that checked out
Do kegals.
Hands on hips, swing it around like a propellor.
Unfortunately, there are some parts of getting older you can only put off so long…
There’s toilet paper right next to you. Wipe it. Why people think a few shakes is enough is baffling to me
Wait till you go soft while in the middle of it for the first time.
31 and zero pee droplets. Maybe see a doctor
Lol yeah this hit all of a sudden when I was like 31
I’ve started wiping
I (cough) know a lot of men that sit to pee while on Reddit. Wait a few minutes and give a wiggle is what I’m told.
Allegedly
Ill tell you a secret, pull your balls up
Sit to pee, and take your time. That’s what phones are for. Give yourself an extra minute or two to luxuriate in the experience.
I thought you said 30 feet tall
If you sit to pee, you will have to stand to finish. You’re over 30 now.
Oh, and in twenty years, when you’re all done peeing, don’t go anywhere. In half a minute or so you will owe again.
😆😅😂
Kegels. They’re your best friend regarding leakage and erection health.
Could also be too much tension in the pelvis, theres a lot of muscles in there. Stretching may be helpful, but if needed ask your doc about pelvic floor physical therapy.
Don’t blame it on a birthday! What are you going to like at 40, 50, or 60. Stop complaining. You are in the prime of your life. Enjoy it. Don’t worry. It does get better but be less self-centered
Honestly there is no reason NOT to sit to pee.
Wait for the mysterious two streams 🤣
If per drops are your only problem, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
You could also grab a square of toilet paper and dab before zipping up.
There’s a u-trap at the base of your wilber near your taint, shaking does fuck all to empty it. Just press it and all the pee will come out. You’re welcome.
Yall don’t wipe up after you pee? Been doing that long before I turned 30…
But do you dab?