Unethical Life Pro Tip: Illegally carpooling by myself

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My commute is 15 minutes without traffic but 1 hour with traffic while the carpool lane is almost always clear.

Everyday I use the carpool lane by myself with dark tinted windows. After several years I’ve yet to be pulled over. I wouldn’t mind paying a fine every few years, even if I was pulled over. If my math maths, that might be roughly $10 per month, to save +1 hour per day in traffic. I spend more than that just to avoid a few ads on YouTube.

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  1. Mountain_Honeydew287 Avatar

    I think carpooling lanes shouldn’t be a thing. But I also don’t live anywhere where they have those. I saw someone get a $500 fine from doing that on TikTok tho so be carful

  2. LatestNow Avatar

    this is the most practical risk-reward calculation I’ve seen all week. Time is priceless, if it works, it works!

  3. KingOfWritersBlock Avatar

    I mean, you could also genuinely carpool if the risk of a fine ever gets too… Well risky. But you don’t seem worried, and I hope it continues going smoothly for you

  4. NewPower_Soul Avatar

    Tinted windows and a mannequin in the front seat, just in case.

  5. sayins_all Avatar

    Get a blow up doll (or a Real Doll if you’re committed) and put it in the back seat. Get pulled over and tell the officer that is Sheila and she is late for her doctor’s appointment.

    Edit cuz I can’t spell words good

  6. natesplace19010 Avatar

    Why don’t you just find someone to carpool with. The whole point of the lane is to reduce carbon emissions, so just do it.

  7. dankp3ngu1n69 Avatar

    I did this for years in college and never got caught. I’m pretty sure the only way you get caught is if you’re obnoxious

  8. InterviewAdmirable85 Avatar

    Honestly, someone did the blow up doll thing in San Diego and they made me stand on the side of the road with it as community service. I can probably find the article.

  9. jkdess Avatar

    or put a fake baby in the backseat

  10. Shaggynscubie Avatar

    The Supreme Court said a fertilized embryo is a “person” with all the rights of a person, so any single lady can claim pregnancy and use the carpool lane

  11. Left-Cold-7272 Avatar

    My brother did a blow up doll with a hoodie on “sleeping” in the back seat working in san Francisco haha

  12. punkwalrus Avatar

    Most carpool fines are now done by camera. My assistant found this out the hard way a few times. This is a revenue generator because they make it intentionally confusing so you end up in the carpool lane if you’re not careful, and then mail you a fine with a picture of your car.

  13. Slow4Speed Avatar

    Sounds like everyone on I45 north of Houston

  14. WhiteCloudMinnowDude Avatar

    Just get a mannequin, put on some sunglasses on it and a sun 👒,

  15. Pale-Body8108 Avatar

    Or buy a Tesla

  16. Some_Ad6507 Avatar

    Go full Noel Edmonds and put a mannequin in the back seat

  17. 2bciah5factng Avatar

    You do realize that if everyone did this, the carpool lane would be useless to you, right?

  18. Meat-Stick-Murderer Avatar

    My car is a large sedan with Vegas tint. Never once been pulled over in the carpool lane.

  19. VanessaClarkLove Avatar

    I had a similar mindset paying for parking in university. The parking was per day, per stall. My classes were later in the day so I could practically guarantee someone already parked in the stall before I did so I just never paid. I figured if I ever got caught, the fine was about a month’s worth of parking so it was worth it. I never got fined. 

  20. Ch1ldish_Cambino Avatar

    I do this every day without super dark tinted windows. Seems like the popo around me don’t care as long as it’s rush hour

  21. JerryUsername Avatar

    My commute is 79miles. With carpool it’s 1hour 21mins. Without carpool it’s 2hours 35mins. I always use carpool

  22. theluckyinvestor Avatar

    Why don’t you just buy an EV like the rest of us and drive in it legally?

  23. thirtyonem Avatar

    This is why we can’t have nice things