Southern Comfort. Freshman year of college, thought mixing it with chocolate milk was a good idea. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Spent the next day hugging the toilet and promising every deity I could think of that I’d never touch it again if they just made the room stop spinning.
Literally any spirit. There’s not one I haven’t vomited after consuming, sometimes – looking at you, tequila – it doesn’t even hit my stomach before it comes straight back up. Even the smell of whisky is enough to make me gag and I have really tried to like it.
I can have most spirits with the right mixer, but anything neat and I am DONE.
E&J because it always somehow led to me being arrested.
The clear Bacardi rum because I drank waaaay fucking too much of it when I was 14 and got incredibly sick. I gag if I even smell it and it’s been over 20 years.
Fireball. I LOVED that shit until I drank a full bottle at an anime convention. Barfed my guts out all over the convention center bathroom then fell asleep in one of the stalls. It still tastes like vomit for me.
Whiskey. Had someone trying to teach me the finer points of different kinds of jack Daniel’s whiskey. Just had sips of a variety with no intention of getting drunk. Kind of like a wine tasting. Proceeded to throw up outside. First time ever throwing up because of alcohol and I hadn’t even had that much.
Captain Morgan spiced rum. I made the mistake of getting drunk enough that I couldn’t taste it and just drank it like soda and drank too much and it made me sick. 25 years later and the thought of that stuff still makes me gag. Although to be fair I maybe drink two glasses of wine a year so my tolerance is very low
and always has been. The one time I attempted to really party I still regret it.
Early 90s was rough pairing that with Zima’s – which tried to make a comeback few years back and quickly fell off market. People my age who loved it as alternative to beer couldn’t even look at it when in liquor stores few years ago.
Btw-hard seltzer now was Zima then. Except it comes in flavors.
go to grandparents for Christmas, quick trip to Mexican border city for shopping, pick up a bottle of tequila (of course with a worm, fairly rare at the time)
back at college, hard partying night, tequila all around but mostly in me
try to go to sleep, bed spinning, gotta puke, run to window (even tho the bathroom would have been much easier)
smash face on window- because it’s winter and duh, its shut… open it, thrust head out again, right into the screen, which thankfully pops off, and puke my brains out
I think I saw my lunch, which had been eaten 12+ hours earlier
worm sitting on top of the pile, mocking me
roommate and his girlfriend witnessed all of this as well
Jack Daniels. Senior Prom. Have not had it since. I can’t even smell it or I’ll vomit. My mouth feels funny just talking about it. That was 36 years ago.
Well, all of them now because I was an alcoholic who spent every day drinking whatever I could find. I prefer whiskey but I never turned down any liquor or beer. If I had to pick one, I’m pretty sure it would be Oak Leaf wine. It’s like 4 bucks a bottle at Walmart and it will give you the worse hangover you’ve ever had.
I’ve drank entire handles of Jager in a night, I’ve drank everclear mixed with crystal light pink lemonade and i have never had a hangover quite like Oak Leaf lmao.
peppermint schnapps. Christmas party where we poured schnapps and chocolate syrup into peoples mouths. Never again. I almost threw up the next morning when I brushed my teeth
I physically gag every time I list those three off.
Why those three? Because I was 15 and had all three in one night. Slammed a whole bottle of wine in less than 10 minutes. I knew I didn’t want to drink it but got peer pressured to so I slammed back the one glass they poured for me… Everyone was “impressed” so they poured another and me being desperate to be accepted chugged another glass and another glass until the bottle was gone.
Green apple vodka. Downed most of a bottle when I was 16 thinking “it tastes just like green jolly ranchers!”. I still can’t eat green jolly ranchers without gagging (I’m 36 now).
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all of it
Twisted tea
Southern Comfort. Freshman year of college, thought mixing it with chocolate milk was a good idea. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Spent the next day hugging the toilet and promising every deity I could think of that I’d never touch it again if they just made the room stop spinning.
Blue Curaçao
Tequila!
Tequila hate that shit
Sambuca….. All the colours
Don’t drink anymore and sure do not miss it
Literally any spirit. There’s not one I haven’t vomited after consuming, sometimes – looking at you, tequila – it doesn’t even hit my stomach before it comes straight back up. Even the smell of whisky is enough to make me gag and I have really tried to like it.
I can have most spirits with the right mixer, but anything neat and I am DONE.
Jagerbombs and pink gin and lemonade.
Gin. My best friend and I are soft boys and we got into fisticuffs.
E&J because it always somehow led to me being arrested.
The clear Bacardi rum because I drank waaaay fucking too much of it when I was 14 and got incredibly sick. I gag if I even smell it and it’s been over 20 years.
all of it especially rum and cola
Tequila. One wild night, zero memories, and a lifelong ban from even smelling it without gagging.
Rum
old crow
Fireball
Sangria with shrimp pasta at my buddie’s housewarming party the day before the super bowl…… 🤢
Yuengling Black and Tan
Goldschläger
Vodka
Goldschlagger
Only drank it once. Hooked up with a married woman that night
Fireball. I LOVED that shit until I drank a full bottle at an anime convention. Barfed my guts out all over the convention center bathroom then fell asleep in one of the stalls. It still tastes like vomit for me.
Red wine
Goldschläger.
I didn’t ever need to know what it’s like to vomit up a sparkly Christmas candle, but I do and it’s not something that needs repeating.
Whiskey. Had someone trying to teach me the finer points of different kinds of jack Daniel’s whiskey. Just had sips of a variety with no intention of getting drunk. Kind of like a wine tasting. Proceeded to throw up outside. First time ever throwing up because of alcohol and I hadn’t even had that much.
Smirnoff ice omg. Probably the worst experience of my entire undergrad. I literally get nauseous just thinking about it. Never again
Captain Morgan spiced rum. I made the mistake of getting drunk enough that I couldn’t taste it and just drank it like soda and drank too much and it made me sick. 25 years later and the thought of that stuff still makes me gag. Although to be fair I maybe drink two glasses of wine a year so my tolerance is very low
and always has been. The one time I attempted to really party I still regret it.
Tequila
Any
Tequila.
Enough said.
Mad Dog 20/20
Peppermint schnapps. Never again. I can’t even eat Starlight mints without getting nauseous.
Fireball, can’t even have cinnamon now
I had a bad experience with tequila as a teenager, and I only have started to enjoy a margarita 25 years later.
AFTERSHOCK
Southern Comfort
Tequila, that was in 1973. Haven’t touched it since.
Ethanol
Goldschlager.
Early 90s was rough pairing that with Zima’s – which tried to make a comeback few years back and quickly fell off market. People my age who loved it as alternative to beer couldn’t even look at it when in liquor stores few years ago.
Btw-hard seltzer now was Zima then. Except it comes in flavors.
Methanol
Goldschlager- one really bad night in college and I still can’t go near it 20 years later
pink whitney…
Tequila. Just like half the world.
Goldschlager
Crown royal…… I can’t even talk about it without feeling sick
Peach schnaps
Bacardi Razz. Fireball. Sambuca. Jäger. I stopped drinking 12 years ago and still fear each of those listed.
Anything with alcohol.
Jagermeister, particularly with redbull
I’ll drink anything, even Malort
what should have made me stop tequila…
go to grandparents for Christmas, quick trip to Mexican border city for shopping, pick up a bottle of tequila (of course with a worm, fairly rare at the time)
back at college, hard partying night, tequila all around but mostly in me
try to go to sleep, bed spinning, gotta puke, run to window (even tho the bathroom would have been much easier)
smash face on window- because it’s winter and duh, its shut… open it, thrust head out again, right into the screen, which thankfully pops off, and puke my brains out
I think I saw my lunch, which had been eaten 12+ hours earlier
worm sitting on top of the pile, mocking me
roommate and his girlfriend witnessed all of this as well
Rumple Minze. Couldn’t even brush my teeth the next day without retching from the smell.
Everclear.
All of it
Any alcohol
Jack Daniels. Senior Prom. Have not had it since. I can’t even smell it or I’ll vomit. My mouth feels funny just talking about it. That was 36 years ago.
Jack Daniels
Last time I drank whiskey i woke up pregnant… he’s a fantastic kid tho
Captain Morgan
Any of it. I gave up drinking alcohol a number of years ago because I was tired of the hangovers.
Don’t miss it one bit.
Tequila
Tequila (ta kill ya). Never again.
Meszcal, with and without the worm.
Jäger, I want to throw up just thinking about it
But chugs
Got SA’d in a nightclub after trying Dark Captain Morgan’s when i was 18.
I can’t stand the smell of the stuff afterwards :/
Goldschlager 🤮
Any of it. It’s idiotic lol
Well, all of them now because I was an alcoholic who spent every day drinking whatever I could find. I prefer whiskey but I never turned down any liquor or beer. If I had to pick one, I’m pretty sure it would be Oak Leaf wine. It’s like 4 bucks a bottle at Walmart and it will give you the worse hangover you’ve ever had.
I’ve drank entire handles of Jager in a night, I’ve drank everclear mixed with crystal light pink lemonade and i have never had a hangover quite like Oak Leaf lmao.
peppermint schnapps. Christmas party where we poured schnapps and chocolate syrup into peoples mouths. Never again. I almost threw up the next morning when I brushed my teeth
UV Blue
Jagerbombs… even the thought of them sending me to panic room
Rubbing.
Tequila…red wine…and creme de cocao.
I physically gag every time I list those three off.
Why those three? Because I was 15 and had all three in one night. Slammed a whole bottle of wine in less than 10 minutes. I knew I didn’t want to drink it but got peer pressured to so I slammed back the one glass they poured for me… Everyone was “impressed” so they poured another and me being desperate to be accepted chugged another glass and another glass until the bottle was gone.
Never saw any of those people again.
Green apple vodka. Downed most of a bottle when I was 16 thinking “it tastes just like green jolly ranchers!”. I still can’t eat green jolly ranchers without gagging (I’m 36 now).
Whiskey from any Red State because of my latest experience with our government.
tequila rose. drank a good portion of the bottle on the evening of my 21st birthday.
Didn’t realize it was dairy based.
I’m lactose intolerant.
Malibu…. I still don’t know what happened that night, but I woke up with a broken hand so I’ll just pass.
Rum. I loved it… until that one night I woke up in a stranger’s bathtub. Now even the thought makes me nauseous.
Rye and Morgans Spiced
Jägermeister. Tasted like regret and poor decisions. Still does.
1800 tequila
Tequila. I tried and i failed.
4loko, makes a statement itself
Jaeger meister