What are lockerooms really like?

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I am a male but never experienced a group lockeroom nor do I want to. The general stereotype in my family is that things get ‘sexual’ (I shall not explain further). I am just curious because surely there is privacy?

Comments

  1. Wizard_of_Claus Avatar

    >The general stereotype in my family is that things get ‘sexual’ (I shall not explain further).

    Uh… nope. They are rooms with lockers where people get changed, normally while avoiding eye contact.

  2. Jedi4Hire Avatar

    I’ve never in my life seen anything get sexual in locker rooms. Privacy varies a bit. Some have private shower stalls, many do not.

  3. lime-enthusiast Avatar

    It’s not a porno. It’s just a bunch of dudes getting changed and minding their own business

  4. garybettmansketamine Avatar

    YMCA Men’s locker room will be a bit different than a college football teams locker room

    sexual stuff though? Nah

  5. Fickle_Second_5612 Avatar

    Look man, you’re gonna see some old fart whip is thang out and give zero fucks about doing it.

    Are you gonna get sexual in there? I hope not but that generally doesn’t happen… just don’t stare at someone’s stuff and you’ll have nothing to worry about

  6. robbjuteau Avatar

    How did you get through school without being in a locker room?

  7. drink-beer-and-fight Avatar

    The jokes are dirty but there is no sex.

  8. alex-alone Avatar

    I’m a gay man. The only time I have ever seen anything sexual in a locker room is in gay porn.

  9. No-Challenge-4248 Avatar

    Sexual… no… ugly yes… walking in on an guy blow drying his nuts kinda kills any mood dontcha think?

  10. Competitive_Side6301 Avatar

    Sweaty dudes changing clothes.

    I swim so we usually strip the undies too but nobody is staring.

  11. WeTheSearcherers Avatar

    During high school it was more of a “move away from the drain I need to piss, and ___ took a shit, so it stinks by the stalls”, a guy once slapped his dick (or made it seem like he tried to) on another guys ass, apart from that just change your clothes and go away

  12. GalaxyAtom99 Avatar

    Well we usually have naked wet towel fights.

  13. Sad-Hair-5025 Avatar

    It’s pretty chill, except when I am across the room stroking 🍆 and maintaining extremely uncomfortable eye contact with you.

  14. Happy_Brain2600 Avatar

    Football locker rooms definetly are a different atmosphere compared to gyms/PE/other sports.

  15. neonlitshit Avatar

    I wouldn’t say things get sexual, but back when I played football in highschool the locker room was weird. Lots of “gay chicken” being played by a handful of totally straight dudes.

  16. AgentLinch Avatar

    Unless it’s a sports team locker room there are no shenanigans or people talking basically at all. Nobody wants to even accidentally sexually harass someone

  17. Equivalent_Parking_8 Avatar

    In the nicest possible way… Your family is deranged. 

  18. ow3ntrillson Avatar

    From my experience just casual conversations, laughs and camaraderie.

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  20. Advisor-Unhappy Avatar

    What kind of locker rooms did your family grow up changing in? Sexual? No man. You’re gonna see a naked dude or two. Usually they’re old men who give zero Fs about who sees them naked but no. That’s not happening. Everyone is minding their business. That’s it.

  21. Acceptable_Gas6244 Avatar

    Wtf? I’m sorry you were raised this way. I’ve been in locker rooms for 45+ years. NEVER has it gotten weird. Some older guy do find it comfortable walking naked, but nowadays there usually someone say “Bro, put a towel on.”

  22. intentsnegotiator Avatar

    Nope. Chatter, jokes, etc but never sexual.

  23. Mythnam Avatar

    People just get changed quietly, maybe a little light conversation if two guys who know each other go in together. Generally you don’t look at anyone else, but old dudes tend not to give a shit and don’t make an effort not to be looked at. There isn’t that much privacy outside of the showers (maybe), but everyone’s just trying to get changed and get out, so it doesn’t make much of a difference.

  24. nim_opet Avatar

    What? Literally millions of men change in locker rooms daily. If things got sexual, no one would ever play sports/work out. Where is your family getting these ideas from? They are literally…rooms with lockers. You go in, change, lock your stuff, come back, shower, change and leave.

  25. nick_squid Avatar

    Privacy varies across locker rooms, but things dont get sexual.

  26. klc81 Avatar

    It’s just a room that smells of sweat and lynx/axe bodyspray.