What are some things that, as a man, you can’t fathom why women like?

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What are some things that, as a man, you can’t fathom why women like?

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  1. Super_Swordfish_6948 Avatar

    Astrology.

    I don’t understand at all.

  2. MobiusNaked Avatar

    Extremely long nails

  3. afungalmirror Avatar

    Removing their eyebrows and drawing them back on again.

  4. nd-- Avatar

    I can’t understand why it’s unacceptable that men want to wear skirts. Especially indoors, on a hot fucking summer.

    You guys still think the Irish drunkards. All the whilst appreciating their bagpiper music. Hypocrites…

    Well guess who’s got well aerated balls, damnit?!

  5. adhdBoomeringue Avatar

    Intentionally seeking out dangerous bad men for a relationship

  6. CLR1971 Avatar

    Downington Abbey.

  7. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    Decorative cushions. They’re pointless, man, but they seem to breed in our house.

    If you visited our house and sat still long enough, there’s a chance you’d get a cushion artfully placed on you.

  8. Strange-Ad-2426 Avatar

    The constant need to change their appearance be it: Hair, Nails, Makeup, Wardobe.

  9. IdahoDuncan Avatar
  10. cdude Avatar

    They love dumb trashy TVs like reality TV or dating shows. Just the kind of trash that plays on daytime TV.

    But then again a lot of dudes also love wrestling and get really into the drama.

  11. YesTesco Avatar

    Emotionless men. Doesn’t matter if they are ripped or not, the second some women see a guy showing anything other than neutral or angry, they appear to lose attraction in some way shape or form. Granted this one is less common than it used to be and a significant number of women actually prefer the opposite which is great. It’s just hard to tell what kind of preference a woman has until it happens.

  12. sorrowwillfindyou Avatar

    Fake eyelashes and big caricature lips

  13. No-Professional3800 Avatar

    Why women like toxic men.

  14. TobiusNeverNude Avatar

    Reality tv, not sure if most but believing that a lot of reality shows aren’t heavily scripted and real.

  15. arghTYLER Avatar
  16. RoarOfTheWorlds Avatar

    Women want guys taller than them yet they insist on wearing high heels that are incredibly tedious to walk in.

    The funny thing is I’ll say this and any woman reading this will take the first part as such a given that all they’ll want to focus on is that walking in high heels is not that hard.

  17. ZaneBradleyX Avatar

    Everything fake (nails, lashes, makeup, botox, other plastic surgery..)

  18. cranberrywaltz Avatar

    Botox/fillers. It just makes them all look non-human, the same, and 10-20 years older than they are.

  19. Bigstar976 Avatar

    “Bad boys”, aka assholes who treat them like garbage.

  20. cranberrywaltz Avatar

    Breast implants. 1 in every 100 surgeries look passable. Not good. Passable. 99 of 100 look bad and make me feel sorry for them. Natural always looks better.

  21. TenThousandSniffs Avatar

    Travelling, cities and Dubai.

  22. brown_dog_anonymous Avatar

    Reality TV

    Ridiculously long nails

  23. imead52 Avatar

    I still refuse to believe that so many straight and bi women are attracted to hairy men.

    One would have thought that women would be repulsed by such traits.

  24. ark19790 Avatar

    Overly bitchy camp gay guys. This isn’t a homophobic thing I’ve got a bunch of friends who are bitchy camp gay guys, but girls absolutely love personality aspects of gay guys that they would absolutely despise in either a straight guy or a female friend.

  25. AssBlastFromDaPast Avatar

    Why they go for the guys they go for. And I say that as someone who is one of the guys they go for. Like….i’m a dick and it’s pretty obvious too why tf r u all giving me this attention 

  26. diddidntreddit Avatar

    Why does almost everyone woman want to be choked in bed?

  27. 1980pzx Avatar

    All those true crime shows. My wife and daughters are always watching them. I will stay on their good side, just as a precaution.

  28. masterwad Avatar

    Psychopaths.

    This article in Psychology Today from 2019 says “men who scored higher on the psychopathy questionnaire were rated more desirable by women.”

  29. EatingCoooolo Avatar

    Showing their arse on IG

  30. PunkCPA Avatar

    Sleeves rolled up. Short sleeve dress shirts are nerdy, but long sleeves rolled up are sexy. I don’t get it.

  31. Rich_Satisfaction609 Avatar

    I heard one a few days ago that, “hand to wrist ratio is important”

  32. Character-Set-8243 Avatar

    Bad boys. No ma’am, you like bad MEN. Making it alliterate doesn’t make it cute.

  33. Brilliant-Mix-3829 Avatar

    Makeup and nail polish.

  34. Either_Lion254 Avatar

    So many men commenting about cosmetics and looks but aren’t you the ones who fall for it?

  35. Unusual-Moment-2215 Avatar

    Wearing bras and high heels or more importantly, when other women pretend to be dumb slot get attention from men.

  36. Awkward-Resist-6570 Avatar

    Bubble baths and drinking lots of white wine, sometimes while in the bath.

  37. Re-Ky Avatar

    Massive shoe collections 

  38. jlewis011 Avatar

    Tie between the peacock feather like eyelashes and boob jobs that go above C…

    I generally like em all how they are naturally…but actively wanting boobs above C (hell even B) seems like a mental health thing.

    Then again men got a dick size thing too..so it’s kinda similar I guess

  39. SkawPV Avatar

    99% of fashion.

  40. riotoustripod Avatar

    Manicures and, even worse, pedicures. An ex-girlfriend once convinced me to get one with her and it was the most unpleasant thing I’ve ever voluntarily experienced. I’d rather go to the dentist because at least there’s a purpose.

  41. MetalEnthusiast83 Avatar

    The giant lip thing. “t’s not for dudes” like….fine, I kinda get that. I workout like a bodybuilder and it’s definitely not to attract women, so I can understand wanting to look good for yourself.

    But…it doesn’t look good. I just saw this girl I used to know on instagram who got it done and she looks like Krusty the clown now, whereas she looked liked Kirsten Ritter before. So…yeah, baffling to me.

  42. singleguy79 Avatar

    Fake eyelashes but more so the more ridiculously looking ones.