What are you absolutely sure of but have no way of proving?

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What are you absolutely sure of but have no way of proving?

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  1. nokkonwud420 Avatar

    That darpa has technology 20 years before civilians do

  2. Odd_City_1609 Avatar

    Aliens are real 

  3. T00thyCr1tt3r Avatar

    Blind people communicate secret messages to each other on basketballs but none of them will admit it.

  4. Jolly-Minimum-6641 Avatar

    Cryptocurrency is being used by nation state actors and the likes of cartels to evade sanctions and launder money outside of the traditional banking system. Just like Tor, it was released to the public to create hype, noise, entropy, allowing the most shady users to hide in plain sight.

    I suspect one of the major coins was invented by someone nefarious for this very purpose.

    I know that some cryptobro will be along in seconds shouting about how wrong and stupid I am because “blockchain you can see all the transactions durrr” but I don’t give a fuck. It’s not like there’s a wallet labelled “Mr. Kim, Ryongsong Residence, Pyongyang” is it.

    The major spooky intelligence agencies also know fine well who “Satoshi Nakamoto” is.

  5. the_original_Retro Avatar

    There was chicanery in the last US Presidential election that affected the vote.

    I am not certain if it changed the election outcome, but I am confident that “stuff was done” to affect the true counts.

  6. Pretend-Writing-2593 Avatar

    The lore in Every religion is a lie.

  7. WRA1THLORD Avatar

    Most big art sales are absolutely nothing but money laundering

  8. Upbeat_Candle_1783 Avatar

    When health care professionals treat you differently because they don’t like your race. Hard to prove, yet very obvious especially with nurses.

  9. danondorfcampbell Avatar

    Trump was screwing little kids with Epstien.

  10. According_Travel7905 Avatar

    My computer runs slowly when it senses I’m in a hurry

  11. _adrenal1nee Avatar

    I think animals like my cat pick up on things we don’t realize we’re expressing—like they understand us on a deeper, unspoken level.

    I’m convinced my cat’s been silently judging my life choices for years.

  12. DogMom814 Avatar

    Donald Trump has molested his daughter Ivanka when she was a child.

  13. baszm3g Avatar

    Pretty sure this post is from a super secret maleficent group to quality check their destructive roadmap

  14. Fletch009 Avatar

    My wife is cheating on me and my middle child isn’t biologically related to me

  15. Maleficent_Hawk9407 Avatar

    All children are just waiting for the right moment to make fun of you for their own amusement!

  16. ynotfoster Avatar

    The goal of Doge was not to find waste.

  17. moxlmr Avatar

    The technology that we have public access to is actually three or more generations behind.

  18. UmbertoEcoTheDolphin Avatar

    My PC telling me something is taking longer than expected is really Bill Gates throwing shade at me in real time.

  19. Substantial-Rest-901 Avatar

    I don’t usually put much stock in paranormal stuff, but I do 100% believe Lake Lanier is haunted. Stay outta there folks

  20. biffbot13 Avatar

    Black holes eventually swallow enough matter to spit out and create a new universe at the other end of it (white hole)

  21. thewharfartscenter_ Avatar

    Bush V. Gore was the beginning of the end of American Democracy.

  22. psycharious Avatar

    California Highspeed Rail is a money laundering scheme

    Church of Scientology, and most Christian mega churches are absolutely tax fraud and sometimes right-leaning propaganda machines.

    Humans will be our own great filter.

  23. saintsithney Avatar

    The United States government created a policy to bribe the volunteer military by offering them basic socialist welfare guarantees. They then deliberately made sure to make the socialist welfare guarantees the absolute worst of the worst, to convince the military that the US government is too incompetent to ever provide any social welfare. In fact, it would be a cruelty to the country to allow these nincompoops power over our healthcare, housing, transportation, and food.

    Can’t prove it. Suggested it to my hardcore conservative retired Air Force Intelligence father. He paused for a long minute and then said slowly, “I… actually would not be surprised.”

    It’s a conspiracy theory, but it would only have required a handful of people to set it up before inertia would take over and truly elevate the job of being terrible without anyone else having to learn about the conspiracy. It has a tangible goal in social engineering. It doesn’t require a particularly unusual worldview to think of the plan – soldiers have always gotten as little as their commanding officers can get away with. It has a ton of plausible deniability. It benefits people who are already rich and powerful. All things that are hallmarks of conspiracies later proven true.

  24. Lokitusaborg Avatar

    That Hollywood is the most successful organized money laundering scheme in the history of organized crime.

  25. Expensive_Structure2 Avatar

    That my dog’s love is just Socially accepted Stockholm syndrome.

  26. kakapoopoopeepeeshir Avatar

    That elderly retired people have a secret message group where they coordinate days to all go out and drive really slow in the morning during rush hour just to fuck with people

  27. Double-Mongoose-9793 Avatar

    My girlfriend leaves just the half-piece of toilet paper, the one that is mostly attached to the roll. I know she’s the one doing it, and I know it’s on purpose, AND I know she most likely has to ration her own tp use to make it happen. Yet she blames it on the roommate, or it was an accident. I see right through her fucked up little games.

    Edit: by ‘on purpose’ I mean intentional laziness, not like she’s trying to screw with me

  28. Skitteringscamper Avatar

    Technology deeply and inherently understands what a Monday is, making sure it works less, breaks more and is generally slower and less useful on this day of the week. 

    Fuck Mondays.

    Fuck, ones tomorrow. FML 

  29. MaxximumB Avatar

    There is other life in the universe. But as the universe is so mind bendingly huge we will never really get to see it

  30. notoast4u_2 Avatar

    That my exes mom had munchausen by proxy and was poisoning her son by putting rat poison in his food.

  31. DistinctBook Avatar

    The CIA killed JFK. Also they smuggle drugs into America to fund off the books projects

  32. KingBooRadley Avatar

    There is a peepee tape.

  33. cfcollins Avatar

    Black holes recycle time

  34. Choice_Philosopher_1 Avatar

    A good friend’s gf is cheating on him, most definitely. The way she gets away with it is by constantly getting mad at him for spending time with anyone else and convincing him he’s the one who needs to do better. Hope he figures it out at some point.

  35. oldmanserious Avatar

    Artificial Intelligence (so called) exists to destroy the trust in internet based information and push away from “fact checking” as a thing that people can use to defend themselves against state and other propaganda and manipulation. It has already led to internet search engines becoming useless at getting to relevant information, and it will only get worse as it has hijacked capitalism.

    Anyone pushing AI as a solution to anything is either captured by propaganda or is benefitting from it.

  36. Pernicious_Possum Avatar

    That some entity is fucking with the timeline. Making little changes to try and fix things, but actively making it worse. Kinda like the butterfly effect

  37. LastSpotKills Avatar

    My cat has a second sense.

    I’ve heard that cats and other animals are intuitive when it comes to humans being sick. I noticed my little black cat was always laying on my left-hand side every time I went to bed. She did the same thing when I was on the couch. Even at dinner, she’d sit on the chair to my left, near my hip and stomach. It was like she was trying to tell me something.

    So, I thought, why not? I scheduled an appointment with my primary care physician, had a quick physical, and got some blood work done. I went in, had the tests, and then waited over a week for the results. Finally, they came back and (drumroll) everything was perfectly fine!

    So yes, my cat did have a sixth sense. My cat sensed that I had too much money in my bank account and that I needed to dump a few hundred dollars of it into unneeded co-pays. Thank you, thank you, pseudoscience and my shitty cat.

    Still love her though.

  38. TripleCrownVillainy Avatar

    We are not alone in the universe.

    It would be extremely self centred, selfish, egotistical, and quite dangerous to actually think we’re the only life out there.

    A quick google search on how big the universe/galaxy is, should tell you how much we don’t know. It’s insane.

  39. 60sStratLover Avatar

    Intelligent alien life has never visited earth.

  40. Juandayatatime457 Avatar

    It’s funny, but I was thinking of starting this exact thread yesterday.

    Something you “KNOW”, but can never prove, and nobody will ever admit to it.

    My contribution…

    The men who went to the moon in ’69 (probably all astronauts before & after)
    were given a suicide pill in case of emergencies.

  41. TheTanadu Avatar

    My neighbor has mental issues.

  42. NeoLicker Avatar

    World Cup and Olympic Games hostings are the perfect scenarios for corruption. They generally cost 5-10x more than expected.

  43. Whitestealth74 Avatar

    Our car knows that we have extra money so it can display a check engine light.

  44. torchbear563 Avatar

    Ticketmaster is reselling the bulk of the verified reseller event tickets and blaming scalpers for it.

  45. No_Ant_1017 Avatar

    Traffic tickets are either performance or quota based

  46. DifficultyPlayful992 Avatar

    That mattress firm launders money. There are way too many in the town I live in

  47. satchlax12 Avatar

    I can watch YouTube and as long as I’m sitting in front of my computer I get less ass. The moment I am a few steps away doing something else and just listening to YouTube, I start to get all of the ads. So then I have to go back to my computer to skip the ad. I am convinced it’s because yt can sense when I step away and they want me to watch or upgrade to premium.

  48. HamboneTheWicked Avatar

    Intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe. It’s statistically impossible for it not to exist given the vastness of the universe. We’re just unlikely to ever come into indisputable contact with it, for the same reason it exists. There’s just too much space.

  49. Unbelievablefun1234 Avatar

    Sometimes I seriously wonder if animals can communicate silently with one another.

  50. xavPa-64 Avatar

    A bullet did not hit Trump’s ear

  51. Wwwweeeeeeee Avatar

    I just know that lil elon’s dogeboys planted lines of code to siphon off billions of US taxpayer dollars to untraceable, offshore bank accounts….. in the whatchacallits of those countless offices and departments they raided.

  52. freshly-stabbed Avatar

    That Trump isn’t actually in control of anything right now. And that the folks behind the scenes will have him gone around Feb 2027 so that Vance can still run two more times (incumbent with less than 24 months can run and serve an additional two terms).

    Vance will be able to play both sides, telling the MAGA folks he’s still their guy, while telling non-MAGA folks that he isn’t MAGA at all and just hasn’t had enough time yet to enact his own policies. He will have a huge edge as both incumbent and “new guy from new generation”. Democrats won’t be able to run a consistent message against him, and then if the country is doing at all positive come 2032 he easily gets re-elected because incumbents have a very low bar to clear.

    The folks behind the scenes between now and Feb 2027 just want Trump creating chaos to cover their quiet moves, then fully intend to have him gone with his golden parachute. And Trump agreed to it because all he cares about right now was not going to jail and grabbing as much cash as he can.

  53. SimonArgent Avatar

    Epstein didn’t kill himself.

  54. Chumlee1917 Avatar

    Most secret societies in history up to
    Today are just an excuse for wealthy old men to drink, have sex with each other or prostitutes, wear stupid hats and make goofy handshakes without being nagged by their wives

  55. thalialauren Avatar

    That 9 years ago, my former roommate ate my leftovers and lied about it. I’m still mad about it. Like, why lie!? I know it was you!

  56. 5252_rpm Avatar

    I think the ginger ale at my local coffee shop is just coke and sprite mixed together. 

  57. Jetsgopro Avatar

    The 2018 Hawaii Missile Alert was not a mistake. Someone, most likely North Korea, launched something and we took it out with technology we weren’t ready to publicly disclose.

  58. ColdAntique291 Avatar

    most people have private thoughts or feelings they’ll never share but that deeply shape who they are

  59. Tingingwithtt Avatar

    Trump wasn’t shot. That was 100% a set up.

  60. RemarkableBeach1603 Avatar

    There are multiple universes and we don’t die in our…timeline(?), we ‘tune in’ to one of the others.

    For example, I was hit by a car while cycling. Not at a crazy high speed, but the limit was 25mph. I remember seeing the headlights, saying “Oh shit!”, and my life flashing before my eyes. Luckily I ended up actually hitting the cars rear passenger door, instead of them hitting me head on.

    My thought is that in that timeline, I actually did get hit and died (and we do die to everyone else in that timeline), but the ‘life flashing before my eyes’ was my consciousness calibrating(?)/aligning with the ‘new’ timeline.

  61. TiffanyTwisted11 Avatar

    There is something in the universe that can sense your urgency and hit you with all red lights when you are driving somewhere and are running late.

    The same force can tell when you plan to do something at the red lights (find something in your purse, finish your grocery list, retrieve the item that fell on the passenger side floor, etc) and therefore causes you to catch none.

  62. Wunjo26 Avatar

    That Luigi Mangione was located by federal authorities using technology that would be deemed unconstitutional so it was made to look like a random McDonald’s worker spotted him even though he was wearing a beanie and Covid mask. When he was caught he was using his personal laptop in a McDonald’s connected to their WiFi.

  63. Boababoomboom Avatar

    Google listens to what I’m saying, the amount of times a pop up or advert shows up right after I’ve spoken about that exact thing can’t be coincidence

  64. psyker63 Avatar

    That people are shitty to each other because they watch too many not-real people on TV and can’t tell the difference between that and real life.

    That the last second before your brain dies feels like forever and that’s where the idea of heaven and hell come from.

  65. AlternateUsername12 Avatar

    The dumb jock stereotype is a result of untreated concussions. I’ll die on this hill.

    I noticed this while working as an athletic trainer (on-field sports medicine) with high school athletes. What are the symptoms of a concussion?

    • difficulty concentrating/decreased attention

    • increased symptoms (especially headache) with cognitive strain

    • sensitivity to light and sound

    • memory loss/forgetfulness

    • difficulty with emotional regulation

    • emotional lability (showing emotions inappropriate to the situation or out of character)

    • fatigue (made worse by cognitive strain)

    What are the dumb jock stereotypes?

    • difficulty paying attention in class

    • difficulty with reading and comprehension (cognitive strain)

    • emotional dysregulation (getting angry seemingly out of nowhere or with little provocation) and increased irritability

    • poor performance on tests and memory based tasks

    15 years ago we said “he got his bell rung” and put him back into the game. Or we made him sit out a week and sent him back in. Now we have concussion protocols and schools have a better understanding that a concussion is a brain injury. I’m hoping with continued education we see less of the stereotype because we’re seeing better concussion management from the school level.