What celebrity would you want to read you a bedtime story?

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My pick would be Russel Crowe. I find his voice super relaxing. 🥱

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  1. _Alarmed_Relief_ Avatar

    Pedro Pascal would be awesome!

  2. Dreamy08Lady Avatar

    David Attenborough. Last week I was watching one of his nature shows while doing laundry and caught myself getting drowsy just from his voice. Imagine him narrating Little Red Riding Hood like it’s a wildlife documentary.

  3. Longjumping-Oil-7419 Avatar

    James Earl Jones narrates everything

  4. plan135 Avatar

    Noam Chomsky without hesitation

  5. brock_lee Avatar

    Bob Ross. I’d be out like a light in five minutes.

  6. PaprikaBerry Avatar

    Matthew Mcfadyen. He can read a grocery list as my bedtime story if he likes.

  7. Decided-2-Try Avatar

    Morgan Freeman, David Attenborough, James Earl Jones, in that order. Peter Falk could act as a stand-in for any of those three as well.

  8. ThreeArchLarch Avatar

    J.R.R. Tolkien. His voice is the most stately, yet most soporific, ever recorded.

  9. MewMeowHowdy Avatar

    Benedict Cumberbatch.

  10. MDJeffA Avatar

    Matthew Mcconaughey

  11. mahermaid Avatar

    Morgan Freeman

  12. DifferentDisaster260 Avatar

    Sabrina Carpenter :,) her speaking voice is so soothing lol

  13. TheRemedyKitchen Avatar

    Surprised no one has said Gilbert Gottfried

  14. ConstructionSlow2622 Avatar

    Dermot Kennedy. Give me that Irish accent.

  15. lord_bendover Avatar

    Christopher Walken, John Malkovich

  16. PromptOdd3042 Avatar

    Tom Hardy once did Jackanory bedtime stories and….God. is it wrong to find bedtime stories sexy?

  17. generic-usernme Avatar
  18. demonkidz Avatar

    Morgan Freeman
    James Earl Jones
    Marilyn Monroe
    Sting
    Mr Fred Rodgers

  19. Catmip Avatar

    Ralph fiennes. He can tuck me in too.

  20. No_Cardiologist_357 Avatar

    Willem Dafoe, & Morgan Freeman.

  21. Intrepid-Produce3957 Avatar

    Dante basco. His voice is amazing I could listen to it all day

  22. rjd2point0 Avatar
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  24. thehoagieboy Avatar

    Peter Falk feels like the obvious choice here

  25. cheese_wiz_ Avatar

    Even dead ones? Robin Williams.

  26. oldschool_potato Avatar

    Selma Hyek, reading is optional

  27. Happy-Jaguar-1717 Avatar

    Nick Nolte as Jack Cates.

  28. Aloysius_Poptart Avatar

    Keith David or Kirsty Young, please!

  29. TrespianRomance Avatar

    I don’t know if y’all would call a YouTuber a celebrity. But I thought of Matt Baker instantly. He runs Useful Charts. His voice is really calming

  30. jimc10 Avatar

    Ana De Armas

  31. IveAlreadyWon Avatar

    Sophia Vergara easily. Her voice does things to me

  32. WakullaLoganoDawgFan Avatar

    I think Patrick Warburton could be fun. He could read it where it’d make you sleepy, I think

  33. Twice2wice Avatar

    Benedict Cumberbatch

  34. PatchworkGirl82 Avatar

    Either Billy Connolly or Frank Oz

  35. ninjabunnay Avatar

    Patrick Stewart reading me a book about his rescue pibbles.

  36. ApprehensiveAd6603 Avatar

    Christopher Walken!!

  37. laza4us Avatar

    Scarlett can read me anything she wants

  38. NicInNS Avatar

    Y’all ever see the snippet of Henry Cavill reading from one of The Witcher books?

    Yeah…him. He can read me the phone book.

  39. Icy-Session7983 Avatar

    Norbert Langer. Not a celebrity per se, but the German voice actor of Tom Selleck.

  40. Yeppie-Kanye Avatar

    Ana de Armas, Amy lee, Margot Robbie, Jaime Pressly.

  41. Libboo8 Avatar

    Christopher Walken. Don’t ask why…

  42. AgileResult2817 Avatar

    The actor who played Slim Charles in The Wire

  43. ss2asdef Avatar

    Either Morgan Freeman or Walton Goggins.

  44. michaelmoby Avatar

    Shohreh Aghdashloo or Tom Waits

  45. ritakuz Avatar

    Shohreh Aghdashloo. She has the most amazing, soothing voice I’ve ever heard. Her accent makes listening to her even more soothing.

  46. OG-Lostphotos Avatar

    Being a true crime fan, I’d say Dateline’s Keith Morrison

  47. Familiar_Plantain448 Avatar
  48. IAMSPARTACUSSSSS Avatar

    Norah Jones singing me to sleep would be absolutely heavenly ❤️

  49. melysechoes2016 Avatar

    Serj Tankian with all of his full face effects and makeup.

  50. hokeypokey59 Avatar

    Peter Falk, as long as its not a “kissing book”.

  51. Anything2892 Avatar

    Donnie Wahlberg, or Hasan Piker

    The dirtier the story, the better 😈 

  52. Munkiepause Avatar

    Are you doing market research for Calm? lol

  53. hrsully Avatar

    With a tip of the hat to Ken Burns – Peter Coyote or Keith David

  54. NoHunter9773 Avatar

    Samuel L Jackson

  55. NJTrash Avatar
  56. InertialLepton Avatar

    Just want to say, if any of you are in the UK or otherwise have access to BBC iPlayer then find CBeebeies Bedtime Stories. It is exactly this. Obviously it’s biased towards UK celebs but there’s some US celebs too.

    Edit: Link to the page or it’s on Youtube (may be region-locked, no idea)

  57. Debunia Avatar

    Alan Rickman. Hands down.

  58. JustYourAvgHumanoid Avatar

    Morgan Freeman or Samuel L Jackson

  59. ivel501 Avatar

    Easy. Bobcat Goldthwait.

  60. IamGypsyStarr Avatar

    Already passed and does tell my bedtime stories nightly – Peter Thomas, secondly Robert Stack.
    Still living- for sure Morgan Freeman.
    James Earl Jones would have been good too.

  61. UnfinishedThings Avatar

    Peter Serafinowicz

    The man has a voice made of purest caramel

  62. gumyrocks22 Avatar

    James Earl Jones…before he died.

  63. hot4minotaur Avatar

    Gilbert Gottfried (RIP)

  64. SarcasticGirl27 Avatar

    Allison Janney. She’s done audiobooks before & listening to just her voice is so relaxing.

  65. tutohooto Avatar

    Will Patton. His oration on audiobooks is awesome.

  66. bdouble76 Avatar

    Ian McShane, Robert Duvall were the 1st 2 that came to mind for me.

  67. Adamsstillinhell Avatar

    Peter Dinklage I love him and his voice. Lord Tyrion reading a bed time story would be unmatched

  68. TXFlyer71 Avatar

    Randy “Macho Man” Savage if he were still around.

  69. greg_dn Avatar

    Hugh Laurie… bonus points if it’s as Dr. House.

    “The cow jumped over the moon because of LUPUS you idiots.”

    “Of course grandma was actually the wolf… everyone lies.”

  70. Twitter_2006 Avatar

    Deryck Whibley.

  71. National_Physics_953 Avatar

    Gilbert Godfrey’s old Groucho Marx.
    Listen and you’ll agree.

  72. Sevvie82 Avatar

    Alan Rickman, if he were still alive 💔

  73. TheEroticEmpire Avatar

    James Earl Jones… just like he used to on Long Ago and Far Away

  74. GlassCannon81 Avatar

    Shohreh Agdashloo

  75. Funk4Five Avatar

    Bobcat Goldthwait.

  76. Ambitious-Vivi Avatar

    Morgan Freeman. His voice could probably convince me that everything’s okay, even on my worst days

  77. AffectionateHand2206 Avatar

    Dermot Mulroney (that voice!) or Heather Headley.

    Also, if he were still alive, Alan Rickman.

  78. Purlz1st Avatar

    Nothing beats hearing President Obama narrating his audiobooks.

    Other narrators I enjoy are Bronson Pinchot, Stephen Fry, and Trevor Noah.

  79. wilsonstrong-1319 Avatar

    James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman

  80. CARNIesada6 Avatar

    Michael Leslie Winslow

  81. ThatsItImOverThis Avatar

    Sir Patrick Stewart.

    Except I’d never be able to sleep. I’d just sit up in bed, bouncing in place, clapping my hands and making dolphin noises. It would be very embarrassing.

  82. Embarrassed-Wave-806 Avatar

    Definitely Billie eilish.

  83. OkBottle8719 Avatar

    just wanted to point out that there’s an app that has “sleep stories” (aka bedtime stories written in an especially soothing way) that are read by a wide variety of people, including many that have been mentioned here!

    the app is called Calm, and my favorite “stories” are read by Matthew McConaughey, Stephen Fry, Jerome Flynn, and Erik Braa

  84. Sweetsw78 Avatar

    Jeff Goldblum

  85. lizgreaves Avatar

    Meryl Streep. Voice like butter.

  86. MadRockthethird Avatar

    Christopher Walken

  87. hibbledyhey Avatar

    Emily Haines. Her voice ….

  88. Froggymushroom22 Avatar

    Johnathan Bailey or Tom Hiddleston

  89. MaDCapRaven Avatar

    Matthew McConaughey has recorded stories for an app called Calm. Very soothing.

    You can hear a snippet of it here, in an interview on the Graham Norton Show. https://youtu.be/Hp3RmCGMxnI?si=FxJzw_VIe-C86R48

  90. Idrialis Avatar

    Henry Cavill

  91. shizbox06 Avatar

    Salma Hayek. Because of the pillow fights I want to start.

  92. Futarishi Avatar

    Well if someone had to sit next to me it would only be –

  93. Ootguitarist2 Avatar

    Tim Curry reading a series of unfortunate events exists and that’s my answer

  94. heingericke_ Avatar

    Katherine Parkinson.

    Have a listen to her, here.

    https://youtu.be/MEZ0cRI3GpM

  95. Unhappy_Waltz6153 Avatar

    My very first thought was Morgan Freeman. And then I saw that name has already been answered a couple of times, so I tried to think of a different name to add to the mix…but, once you hear Morgan Freeman’s voice in your head, it just can’t be outdone. Morgan for the win!

  96. marianovsky Avatar

    John Malkovich

  97. KingOfTheFraggles Avatar

    Chris Evans and Henry Cavill could take turns.

  98. Zealousideal_One9130 Avatar
  99. Cool_Client324 Avatar

    Robin Williams RIP

  100. Critical_Cat_8162 Avatar

    He’s gone now, but Alan Rickman.

  101. MuddyMudtripper Avatar

    Morgan Freeman.

    Tom Bosley.

    Sam Elliot.

    Steven Yuen (his voice is full of vitality, really puts me at ease).

  102. crayzcatlayde Avatar

    Penn Badgley in Joe Goldbergs voice

  103. Substantial_Grab2379 Avatar

    Sam Elliott. I love that mans voice.

  104. RabidGirafffe Avatar

    Alan Rickman💜

  105. mrpink01 Avatar

    Ricardo Montalban. “Welcome to Fantasy Island! Take a seat in these rich, Corinthian leather chairs. Let me read you a story…”

    I just like his voice and his acting.

  106. sofiaidalia Avatar

    Peter Cullen, but in his Optimus Prime voice

  107. One_Structure_3222 Avatar

    James Spader
    David Tennant
    Jody Comer
    Nicole Kidman

  108. Delicious_Collar_441 Avatar

    Missed my chances, because they’re both gone but my picks would be Barry White or Sean Connery. I would be ecstatic if either of them would read me the phone book 😊

  109. tehmungler Avatar

    CHRISTOPHER WALKEN would….. beveryinteresting because! of his… unique. delivery.