I’ve missed a few that I know of:
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A girl asked me “how long are you?” I replied… “how long am I what? What does that mean?”
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A girl staring at my crotch said “it looks like you have a big package.” I replied, “oh.”
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A girl asked me: “if you’re available I could use a hand wrapping Christmas presents at my house tonight.” I replied, “I’m not very good at wrapping, sorry I can’t.”
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A girl behind me in line looking at my butt said: “those jeans look really good on you.” I replied, “thank you I just got them from JC Penny I think.”
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A girl invited me to her house and I went and spent the night in her room. I stayed awake all night thinking “this is so boring why aren’t we playing video games or anything. You’re literally just sitting on your bed in your pajamas wtf did you invite me for, I can’t wait to go back home.”