“Listen carefully. There isn’t much time. I can feel the end approaching and if I don’t tell you, the gold will be lost forever. I’ve hidden it in the . . . .” <Dies>
I’m not sure, but I think my final words might be something like …cough…wheeze… “aghchlllsssp!” followed by more wheezing, labored breath, some choking, and maybe one little strand of snot just after the last breath.
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I Shall return
It’s about time.
“Please pretend that what I’m saying right now is hilarious.”
Some things never change!!!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Kakarot!!!
My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first! I left everything I own in One Piece.
Oh Shit
More morphine
Oops
I don’t care about my browser history, just shut it down properly. I knew an 80 year old that said something like this.
“Hey y’all, watch this!”
Don’t touch my stuff
Hold my beer
What are you doing?
“Really? You?”
“I love you, (name), always.” hopefully I get to say this before I die. Hopefully I have someone to say this to.
Reminds me of Itachu Uchiha. ‘Zutto Aishiteru’ which translates exactly to “forever love”, or english-ified:”I love you forever.”
oof
Either “I’ll drink to that” or “Welp”
Get your foot off the hose!!!
“I think i’m having a heart attack”.
Either “oh noooo!” or “I love you”. 😢
Exhale peace
Oh, shit.
Of course I’ll have 2nds!
What’s this lever do?
Yeet
What a trip, it was beautiful good and the BAD, now I can rest and LET GO
Well, shit.
Something I say all the time when departing, “Enjoy”
I’ll be right back
Wake me up later, okay?
I can’t wait to see Molly.
Molly is my dead dog
Let me die
“I knew it!”
Finally just let me rest
I told you I was sick.
Get me a cola
I ate wot??
Please pray for me.
i’m sorry i couldn’t be what you wanted me to be
“What are you gonna do, stab me?”
Good bye y’all
I‘d rather not say just yet
“See you soon”. If my wife passes first, I will say it to myself and then hopefully see her on the other side shortly.
Aaaaaah
So long cruel world….
Why’s it so hot in here?
“what the fuck”
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
See you in another life brotha
Finally…
“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Or how about: “You’ll never guess where I’m calling from!”
Here we go!
The password to my multi billion crypto investments is…
Long live the king
A friend of mine, her last words were “Dying? I’ve never tried this before. “
About damn time!
“Bugger.”
“Is that it then?”
Fuck me
hold my beer, or you trying to kill me asshole
The way things have gone this past year, I can’t help but think that the F-bomb, in myriad forms, will be interspersed in whatever I say.
Still, I do hope to correct what I can.
Thank you, God.
Ow
MAKE SURE
YOU DELETE
MY BROWSER
HISTORYYYYY
Looooool
Well, that didn’t go as f’n planned!
Too much C-4
I thought I could beat that train!
More cushion for the pushing
This was YOUR idea…
You ain’t taking me alive copper
Gooooodbye myyyy LOOOVVE!
Oh shit!!
Thank you
Ouch!
I’ll change my brake pads after this ride.
Oh shit!
“So THAT’S what it does…”
Well fuck, that didn’t go as planned!!!!
Momma I’m coming home!
“Listen carefully. There isn’t much time. I can feel the end approaching and if I don’t tell you, the gold will be lost forever. I’ve hidden it in the . . . .” <Dies>
All you pussy bikers suck!
( yelled in a Hells Angels bar)
I didn’t know she was married
i hope this rope holds
What does THIS button do…?
Is Elder Scrolls 6 out yet?
And I will die of a broken heart with it still not being released.
I love my family
The treasure I hid is behind …………
Babe, you know I love you but, she’s just better…
Fuckkkkk
sorry for dying honey
ashhadu ana laa illaha ila allah
“Fuck this shit im out”
I’m OK – Tis but a scratch.
Fuck
“I hope i tied this right”
“What are you going to do, shoot me?”
“Fuckin hell”
et tu, Brutus?
T’is but a scratch.
Here kitty kitty to a mountain lion
Fucking finally!
Parkour!
” I told you I wasn’t faking, you arrogant prick”
Clear my browsing history
this shotgun tastes delicious.
“I’m scared .”
Aw, shit!
“Shit!”
What are you going to do? Stab me?
Yeah, i’ll have a grande caramel macchiato with almond milk please.
Finally.
” QUIT SCREAMING, ITS NOT THAT BAAAAAAA….”
“Stop shaking the god damn ladder” to my grandson
See y’all in hell.
I’m not sure, but I think my final words might be something like …cough…wheeze… “aghchlllsssp!” followed by more wheezing, labored breath, some choking, and maybe one little strand of snot just after the last breath.
I can’t go yet there’s one more musical. I need to see.
i hope i would say,la ilaha illallahu Mohammadur rashullah.
“You said cut the green wire, right?”
“Thank fuck”
Well, shit.
In Heath Ledger voice, “And here…we..go…”
My God, it’s full of stars!
But, I’m an American citizen…
It’s not the dress making you look fat.
I hope I don’t really have last words. I want to say “love you” to my husband like I do every night, fall asleep, and never wake up.
This is the way
The only way you are going to stop me is to kill me, cocksucker!
Clear my browser histor… [gak]
“Get off my lawn”
Oh, come on!
If I don’t survive, tell my wife, “Hello.”
“CAN I PET THAT DAWG!”
”I’m gonna die”
Oh, Fuck. Not again.
“Oops”
I’m hoping I can say something like…
There’s too many of them!
Go, I’ll hold them off!
Nothing at the time because ill be choking to death on absolutely nothing
“Get me my laptop, and a strong magnet”
Oh no….
“Worth it”
Yes, I consent to the suicide pod
Please don’t hurt my family.
Times up, let’s do this. LEEERRRROOOOYYYYYY JJJEEENNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!
pspspsps
Clear my browser history
The treasure is hidden at …
Thank goodness this shit is over.