What do you want your last words to be?

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What do you want your last words to be?

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  1. IntelligentExcuse5 Avatar

    See, I told you that I was ill.

  2. YunYunSimp Avatar

    “Watch this. I bet I can outrun it.” right before I throw a pinecone at a bear.

  3. Slighty_Salty Avatar

    “Hold my beer”

  4. finlandery Avatar

    GG WP See you in next game

  5. lostlookingforamap Avatar

    I’m going to cum

  6. TonyTwoDat Avatar

    The money is hidden in the …

  7. scotthia Avatar

    The gold is hidden…….😵

  8. LaKoref Avatar

    I have one million dollars hidden under… (dead)

  9. dont_call_me_emo Avatar

    See ya in hell, you flibbertigibbets!

  10. Objective-Lab5179 Avatar

    “Tag, you’re it!”

  11. RandomActOfRhymeness Avatar

    Lean in close, I haven’t long…
    But listen well, and you’ll pass it on.
    Beneath the floorboards—no, wait, the tree—
    Is everything they stole from me.

    Tell them I knew, and I played the game,
    But never once forgot my name.
    Love like fire, forgive like rain…
    And walk through storms without disdain.

    (Or maybe just, with final breath:
    “I regret… nothing.” Then dramatic death.)

  12. Fabulous_Rub7003 Avatar

    The whole will goes to…

  13. innocent_toe Avatar

    ahh shit, here we go again.

  14. Salt_Neighborhood551 Avatar

    “i love you “ to the person i love so much would help me rest in peace 

  15. DotResponsible4647 Avatar

    Something poetic, but it’ll probably be something like “oh god” or “F*ck”

  16. SkepticCroissant Avatar

    “I bet you a million dollars that I am going to die in the next second.”

  17. EmmelineTx Avatar

    I’m just going to take a nap. Wake me up in a couple of hours. Then be gone by then.

  18. Affectionate-Eye7255 Avatar

    I enjoyed it🥹🧿

  19. TheBookAndEspresso Avatar

    (As I am dying) – “don’t you dare try to save me…”

  20. Paypiper Avatar

    I’m cumming

  21. DanielBaldielocks Avatar

    “The treasure is buried under the ….”

  22. Far-Contribution572 Avatar

    see u on the other side

  23. Tipitina62 Avatar

    Damn, it’s been a good life!

  24. reefrider442 Avatar

    You’re on the hose!

  25. ThingPutrid1016 Avatar

    I think i would want to say something like “I love you” or “I’ll wait for you” to my husband. And i want it to be my husband because i don’t want to live a day without him

  26. TheHeyHeyMan Avatar

    “All you can eat, my ass”

  27. iflyaa Avatar

    No regrets.

  28. Captain-Obvious-69 Avatar

    “I have hidden one million dollars under the”

  29. ChrisShapedObject Avatar

    I need my Tardis to regenerate. Where is it 

  30. LeTerge Avatar

    I do hope I kept you all quite entertained.

  31. livingwithrage Avatar

    “the gold, its under……the…..”

  32. OldCarWorshipper Avatar

    See you in the next life!

  33. theskeejay Avatar

    “the real truth is”

  34. fickeveryon Avatar

    Fuck you asshole!

  35. Dusty-Foot-Phil Avatar

    The doctor: “I’m sorry to tell you this, but you’re not long for this world.”

    Me: “That’s what she said!”

  36. Rustynail9117 Avatar
  37. DarshVaderrr Avatar

    I won the game….oh fuck

  38. pokerpaypal Avatar

    “Thanks for being here for my 110th birthday, I love you all.”

  39. Paganidol64 Avatar

    Use the resurrection scroll.. Nerd life…

  40. VH5150OU812 Avatar

    “Oh no, not again!” Keep everyone guessing…

  41. Unlikely_Land4263 Avatar

    I killed the pet dog when I was 4 and it felt damn good!

  42. carpediem9999 Avatar
  43. TheVoidShadow Avatar

    “I buried the treasure in the…” That’ll leave them searching for a while.

  44. EverydayVelociraptor Avatar

    klaatu barada nikto.

  45. blue-white-dragon2 Avatar

    Rosebud that or will someone find Me a coin so I can flip it to see if I get isekied or not.

  46. The68Guns Avatar

    “Buh – buzz off.” (Let’s see who gets that one)

  47. Hot_Week3608 Avatar

    “I love you, and I will always love you.” Either that or, “If wingnuts picket my wake, don’t hurt them, but don’t give them any barbecue, either.”

  48. Naive-Economics-7140 Avatar
  49. Careless_Fix5310 Avatar

    windows xp shutdown sound

  50. KILLDEEZNUTZ Avatar

    Oh shiiiiiiiiidead

  51. Deeptalks426 Avatar

    Im already feeling tipsy 🤣

  52. bigbray-17 Avatar

    “Don’t make edits about me”

  53. jonsteph Avatar

    Either this wallpaper goes or I do.

  54. MrGongSquared Avatar
  55. deportedorange Avatar

    “I see gram” so everyone who cares about what happens to me will know I’m with the one who cares about me the most now.

  56. someguyfromsk Avatar

    Well shit, that didn’t work.

  57. aurora_ethereallight Avatar

    Inflammation of the foreskin, reminds me of your smile… 🎵🎶

  58. devilsganjja Avatar

    Smoke Weed , Die Trying.

  59. Far_Speed_1399 Avatar

    Had a good life and now I get to see what’s next.

  60. Nice-Community-1716 Avatar

    Fuck arsenal up the spurs

  61. DuneChild Avatar

    “So this is how the universe ends…”

  62. PrincipleSuperb2884 Avatar

    Hold on, I’ll be right back.

  63. Pretty_Grass1345 Avatar

    Give me a pizza right fockin now… dies

  64. pdxrider01 Avatar

    Whispering softly…come closer….a little closer…. F*** you

  65. Comprehensive_Put_58 Avatar

    Goodbye and thanks for all the fish

  66. Ok-Square-8652 Avatar

    “With my final breath……I curse Zoidburg!!!”

  67. Puzzleheaded-Ad-7142 Avatar

    Idk but realistically it’ll probably be something like “finally, I’ve waited my whole life for this”

  68. MarioManX1983 Avatar

    Fuck all of you I’m out of here.

  69. slb1025 Avatar

    so long and thanks for all the fish

  70. Chanocraft Avatar

    Death. The final frontier. These shall be the voyages of Chanocraft, his mission, to discover whether God exists or not, to boldly go to a place there is no return!

  71. dovesweetlove Avatar

    I can finally sleep

  72. DressedUp2GoDreaming Avatar

    On GOD I better wake up in a new Bugatti

  73. TBeIRIE Avatar

    “You gotta get up if ya wanna get down”

  74. OddLeeEnough Avatar

    I have two trains of thought on this.

    Something heart felt like “I love you, be good to each other.”

    And something more on brand for me like “My biggest regret is killing all those…”

  75. Icy-Conflict6671 Avatar

    “You want my treasure? Fine but you need to find it first, i left it all in….” Then hopefully flatline before i finish it 😂🤣

  76. fabnorth Avatar

    It would’ve been nice if it was “mom” since it’s my first word.

  77. bologna_pwnyy Avatar

    Fuck, shit, bitch, ass, and cunt

  78. Adventurous-Cod7028 Avatar

    “I will haunt you”…

  79. meandmine_0000000 Avatar

    Bye haters😂 no really I love you Kids take care of each other🥲

  80. Last_Discipline_9753 Avatar

    I love you both! (To my two boys)

  81. YodaHead Avatar

    “Did you come too?”

  82. hotforestgirlll Avatar

    “Clear my browser history.” Just to keep ‘em wondering

  83. Plmb_wfy Avatar
  84. LurkingAmbition Avatar

    Show me those titties one last time.

  85. negan2018 Avatar

    I want it to be a Wilhelm Scream

  86. ABCILiketea Avatar

    “Hey, guys…. check under the… the….” dies

  87. dave_your_wife Avatar

    what a magnificent blowjob you give

  88. AidanWtasm Avatar

    “I hope my last words are cool.. I think they’re gonna be…” *proceeds to die*

  89. jxxv Avatar

    “I cant believe I ate the whole thing”

  90. Any-Conversation7485 Avatar

    Nah, it’s going to miss us.

  91. PepsiAndBooks Avatar

    You guys want to see a dead body?

  92. No_Light_9510 Avatar

    You was my cinnamon apple!!!!

  93. Mr_Fossey Avatar

    I can’t believe I got to be a happy millionaire for 60+ years… anyway, the treasure is buried in…

  94. Applewhite_2025 Avatar

    “Kept you waiting, huh?” 😂

  95. Hell_Cat32 Avatar

    If someone loves you more then me, he’s a liar

  96. No-Record0924 Avatar

    “Hey, watch this.”

  97. funkanthropic Avatar

    Dying? Why that’s the last thing I’ll ever do.

  98. The_Southern_Sir Avatar

    I didn’t think I would live to 200 much less . . .

  99. slimfastdieyoung Avatar

    I wish I spent more time at the office

  100. Altruistic_Doctor398 Avatar

    hold my beer. imma try smt

  101. ChickenSlow9502 Avatar

    “At least i can finally get some sleep”

  102. Dinnasaur11 Avatar

    I am going with Mama Coco

  103. Renegadin Avatar

    “I’d do it all again”

  104. ImInJeopardy Avatar

    “I must not fear.”

  105. CalgaryGypsy Avatar

    I know what I don’t want it to be, and it is the phrase “oh shit”

  106. Iobserv Avatar

    “Gotcha.”

  107. Formal_Dragonfly3294 Avatar

    I’ve lived a great life when no regrets 🥰

  108. fine_sharts_degree Avatar

    “A one and a two and a…”

    voids bowels

  109. NPHighview Avatar

    “Watch out – don’t get too close to the cliff!”

  110. Sensitive-Fennel-645 Avatar

    THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!

  111. Andrebx3333 Avatar

    Fuck you did it.

  112. Competitive_Bad_5580 Avatar

    “I’ve failed, but you have to stop it! You have to stop it before it happens! You must—…*hack* ergeverything depends…on you…*death rattle*”

  113. Nightmare_Cipher_13 Avatar

    “I’ll wait for,be here and love you, forever and always. Goodbye” to my partner. I want to be here for him in life, and death. Wait for him, and love him. Even after we leave this world. Id want to get in a goodbye too because there have been too many goodbyes I’ve missed from past loved ones. I don’t want someone else to miss their goodbye from me. Though, when it actually came down to it. I’m not sure if I’d be able to say anything. Just out of loss for words, fear of what’s next, what won’t ever come, what will happen to my loved ones and me. I’m not sure if I’d be able to get out my last words. But they will always be about how much I’ll always love, watch over, and listen to my loved ones and it will always end with a goodbye, and a smile. As clear and genuine of a smile as I can. I don’t want people to remember me as not smiling

  114. tobybells Avatar

    Hopefully “I love you” to at least one person important to me who is there by my side.

  115. Ghstfce Avatar

    Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE?!!!!?

  116. Sick__muse Avatar

    My only regret is that I have Boneitis

  117. funkylittleshackk Avatar

    “I think I’m about to shit”

  118. HawaiianShirtsOR Avatar

    The punchline of some deliciously dreadful dad joke.

  119. Daniel_openmind Avatar

    Go after what you love

  120. nanaschiemi Avatar

    “Sit on my face”
    The only true way to die.

  121. wind-Writer Avatar

    Death to ming

  122. jonfitt Avatar

    Happy New Millennium!

  123. Dry_Credit2314 Avatar

    All the money is for my pets xd if I had some someday

  124. Unique-Landscape-202 Avatar

    “Babe, If I have a choice, I’m going to haunt you so I can keep annoying you until you can join me.”

  125. TheSillaman Avatar

    That depends:

    If I go happy “🎶no need to laugh and cry, it’s a wonder full, wonder full world🎶”.

    If I go down angry: “F! You”.

    If i go sad ” It’s about time”.

  126. Sunhoneey Avatar

    “Remember, y’all are here today because I got laid”

  127. Forlon_Sailor_9832 Avatar

    That’s one secret I’ll never tell.

  128. DckThik Avatar

    Clear my browser history.

  129. Throwra_sweetpeas Avatar

    dammit I won’t get to finish my favorite beer

  130. oldfogey12345 Avatar

    It’s best not to romanticize things like that too much. Often people are pretty incoherant right before death.

  131. CottonCandyBazooka Avatar

    “I fought, I lost, now I rest.”

  132. Old-Library5546 Avatar

    I see you Jesus, you’re beautiful

  133. OutrageousAd5338 Avatar

    I’m sorry and but I’m done and tired.. wasn’t ever happy.. no one could help me.

  134. Grimmhoof Avatar

    Hold my Beer….

  135. Adventurous_Row3305 Avatar

    I’m going to reincarnate my soul.

  136. MathematicianBig4833 Avatar

    Oops forgot my parachute.

  137. InfiniteBackspace Avatar

    Yeah, that fuckin’ tracks…

  138. whoami4546 Avatar

    I can say with experience that living the past 10,000 years on this planet is definitely long enough!

  139. Michbullin Avatar

    I fucked your mom.

  140. jonesthejovial Avatar

    “Wait, is that a fucking birth canal?? Nooooooo-“

  141. Valsarta Avatar

    Here kitty kitty kitty…

  142. TheBugSmith Avatar

    Finally, a nap no one can interrupt.

  143. Quot3ed Avatar

    “Goodbye”

  144. coffee_and-cats Avatar

    The winning lotto numbers are

  145. mrmitchs Avatar

    Wow, that felt really good.

  146. Old_Weird_1828 Avatar

    It’s your problem now HAHAHAAAA

  147. kamikiku Avatar

    I’m just going outside; I may be some time.

  148. jessesgirlstaciesmom Avatar

    “Come here and let me pet you”- me to some wild animal that’s an apex predator.

  149. ilovelasko Avatar

    Thank you for all the love you gave me. I love you so much. You have been my greatest blessing in life. I am ready to go now.

  150. NANNYNEGLEY Avatar

    See? I did quit smoking!

  151. King_of_the_Ice Avatar

    “I’ll be back!…I’ll be back!”