I think i would want to say something like “I love you” or “I’ll wait for you” to my husband. And i want it to be my husband because i don’t want to live a day without him
Death. The final frontier. These shall be the voyages of Chanocraft, his mission, to discover whether God exists or not, to boldly go to a place there is no return!
“I’ll wait for,be here and love you, forever and always. Goodbye” to my partner. I want to be here for him in life, and death. Wait for him, and love him. Even after we leave this world. Id want to get in a goodbye too because there have been too many goodbyes I’ve missed from past loved ones. I don’t want someone else to miss their goodbye from me. Though, when it actually came down to it. I’m not sure if I’d be able to say anything. Just out of loss for words, fear of what’s next, what won’t ever come, what will happen to my loved ones and me. I’m not sure if I’d be able to get out my last words. But they will always be about how much I’ll always love, watch over, and listen to my loved ones and it will always end with a goodbye, and a smile. As clear and genuine of a smile as I can. I don’t want people to remember me as not smiling
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See, I told you that I was ill.
“Watch this. I bet I can outrun it.” right before I throw a pinecone at a bear.
“Hold my beer”
GG WP See you in next game
I’m going to cum
The money is hidden in the …
The gold is hidden…….😵
I have one million dollars hidden under… (dead)
finally
See ya in hell, you flibbertigibbets!
“Tag, you’re it!”
Lean in close, I haven’t long…
But listen well, and you’ll pass it on.
Beneath the floorboards—no, wait, the tree—
Is everything they stole from me.
Tell them I knew, and I played the game,
But never once forgot my name.
Love like fire, forgive like rain…
And walk through storms without disdain.
(Or maybe just, with final breath:
“I regret… nothing.” Then dramatic death.)
The whole will goes to…
Thank you
ahh shit, here we go again.
“i love you “ to the person i love so much would help me rest in peace
Something poetic, but it’ll probably be something like “oh god” or “F*ck”
“I bet you a million dollars that I am going to die in the next second.”
OH shit
I’m just going to take a nap. Wake me up in a couple of hours. Then be gone by then.
“Whoops”
I enjoyed it🥹🧿
(As I am dying) – “don’t you dare try to save me…”
I’m cumming
“The treasure is buried under the ….”
see u on the other side
Goodnight!
Damn, it’s been a good life!
You’re on the hose!
I think i would want to say something like “I love you” or “I’ll wait for you” to my husband. And i want it to be my husband because i don’t want to live a day without him
“All you can eat, my ass”
No regrets.
“I have hidden one million dollars under the”
I need my Tardis to regenerate. Where is it
I do hope I kept you all quite entertained.
“the gold, its under……the…..”
See you in the next life!
“the real truth is”
Fuck you asshole!
The doctor: “I’m sorry to tell you this, but you’re not long for this world.”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
“…balls”
Im cumming.
I won the game….oh fuck
“Thanks for being here for my 110th birthday, I love you all.”
Use the resurrection scroll.. Nerd life…
“Oh no, not again!” Keep everyone guessing…
I killed the pet dog when I was 4 and it felt damn good!
Gazpacho soup
I’ll be back
“I buried the treasure in the…” That’ll leave them searching for a while.
klaatu barada nikto.
Rosebud that or will someone find Me a coin so I can flip it to see if I get isekied or not.
“Buh – buzz off.” (Let’s see who gets that one)
“I love you, and I will always love you.” Either that or, “If wingnuts picket my wake, don’t hurt them, but don’t give them any barbecue, either.”
Get me out of here
Oops!
windows xp shutdown sound
Oh shiiiiiiiiidead
Im already feeling tipsy 🤣
“Don’t make edits about me”
Either this wallpaper goes or I do.
Not even close
I am Batman
“I see gram” so everyone who cares about what happens to me will know I’m with the one who cares about me the most now.
Well shit, that didn’t work.
Inflammation of the foreskin, reminds me of your smile… 🎵🎶
Smoke Weed , Die Trying.
Had a good life and now I get to see what’s next.
Fuck arsenal up the spurs
“So this is how the universe ends…”
Hold on, I’ll be right back.
Give me a pizza right fockin now… dies
Whispering softly…come closer….a little closer…. F*** you
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish
“With my final breath……I curse Zoidburg!!!”
Idk but realistically it’ll probably be something like “finally, I’ve waited my whole life for this”
Fuck all of you I’m out of here.
so long and thanks for all the fish
Death. The final frontier. These shall be the voyages of Chanocraft, his mission, to discover whether God exists or not, to boldly go to a place there is no return!
I can finally sleep
“oh shit”
On GOD I better wake up in a new Bugatti
“You gotta get up if ya wanna get down”
I have two trains of thought on this.
Something heart felt like “I love you, be good to each other.”
And something more on brand for me like “My biggest regret is killing all those…”
“You want my treasure? Fine but you need to find it first, i left it all in….” Then hopefully flatline before i finish it 😂🤣
Good night
It would’ve been nice if it was “mom” since it’s my first word.
Fuck, shit, bitch, ass, and cunt
“I will haunt you”…
Bye haters😂 no really I love you Kids take care of each other🥲
I love you both! (To my two boys)
“Did you come too?”
“Clear my browser history.” Just to keep ‘em wondering
I love you
Show me those titties one last time.
I want it to be a Wilhelm Scream
“Hey, guys…. check under the… the….” dies
what a magnificent blowjob you give
“I hope my last words are cool.. I think they’re gonna be…” *proceeds to die*
“I cant believe I ate the whole thing”
Hold my beer
Nah, it’s going to miss us.
You guys want to see a dead body?
You was my cinnamon apple!!!!
I love milf tits
I can’t believe I got to be a happy millionaire for 60+ years… anyway, the treasure is buried in…
“Kept you waiting, huh?” 😂
If someone loves you more then me, he’s a liar
“Hey, watch this.”
Dying? Why that’s the last thing I’ll ever do.
I didn’t think I would live to 200 much less . . .
I wish I spent more time at the office
hold my beer. imma try smt
“At least i can finally get some sleep”
I am going with Mama Coco
I was loved
“I’d do it all again”
what a life
“I must not fear.”
“Fuck”.
Avenge me.
I know what I don’t want it to be, and it is the phrase “oh shit”
“Gotcha.”
I’ve lived a great life when no regrets 🥰
Avenge me!
“A one and a two and a…”
voids bowels
“Watch out – don’t get too close to the cliff!”
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!
Fuck you did it.
“I’ve failed, but you have to stop it! You have to stop it before it happens! You must—…*hack* erg…everything depends…on you…*death rattle*”
Rosebud
“I’ll wait for,be here and love you, forever and always. Goodbye” to my partner. I want to be here for him in life, and death. Wait for him, and love him. Even after we leave this world. Id want to get in a goodbye too because there have been too many goodbyes I’ve missed from past loved ones. I don’t want someone else to miss their goodbye from me. Though, when it actually came down to it. I’m not sure if I’d be able to say anything. Just out of loss for words, fear of what’s next, what won’t ever come, what will happen to my loved ones and me. I’m not sure if I’d be able to get out my last words. But they will always be about how much I’ll always love, watch over, and listen to my loved ones and it will always end with a goodbye, and a smile. As clear and genuine of a smile as I can. I don’t want people to remember me as not smiling
Hopefully “I love you” to at least one person important to me who is there by my side.
Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE?!!!!?
My only regret is that I have Boneitis
“I think I’m about to shit”
The punchline of some deliciously dreadful dad joke.
Go after what you love
“Sit on my face”
The only true way to die.
Death to ming
Happy New Millennium!
All the money is for my pets xd if I had some someday
“Babe, If I have a choice, I’m going to haunt you so I can keep annoying you until you can join me.”
That depends:
If I go happy “🎶no need to laugh and cry, it’s a wonder full, wonder full world🎶”.
If I go down angry: “F! You”.
If i go sad ” It’s about time”.
“Remember, y’all are here today because I got laid”
That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
I tried.
Clear my browser history.
“Last words”
dammit I won’t get to finish my favorite beer
It’s best not to romanticize things like that too much. Often people are pretty incoherant right before death.
“I fought, I lost, now I rest.”
I see you Jesus, you’re beautiful
I’m sorry and but I’m done and tired.. wasn’t ever happy.. no one could help me.
Hold my Beer….
I’m going to reincarnate my soul.
Oops forgot my parachute.
Yeah, that fuckin’ tracks…
I can say with experience that living the past 10,000 years on this planet is definitely long enough!
I fucked your mom.
“Wait, is that a fucking birth canal?? Nooooooo-“
Here kitty kitty kitty…
Finally, a nap no one can interrupt.
“Goodbye”
The winning lotto numbers are
Wow, that felt really good.
It’s your problem now HAHAHAAAA
I’m just going outside; I may be some time.
“Come here and let me pet you”- me to some wild animal that’s an apex predator.
Thank you for all the love you gave me. I love you so much. You have been my greatest blessing in life. I am ready to go now.
See? I did quit smoking!
“I’ll be back!…I’ll be back!”