My grandfather was in a coma and we didn’t know what his last wishes were – the doctors induced him to briefly awake from his coma and we asked him if he wanted us to keep him on life support and he said “I’m fine” and went back into the coma
You don’t destroy evil by hiding it in the shadows, you only destroy evil by shining the light of the world on it. Please read the Protocols of Zion and make up your own mind.
I mean I hope to never die. I am uploading my conscious to a robot as soon as possible lol. Conquering death is within the capacity of human technology in the immediate future and I’m gonna be there. In a private simulated afterlife more than likely fucking all sorts of hot actresses from my day and using my super powers to fight monsters.
it’s gotta be something seriously mind fucked-jacked up…. like “It’s buried in the back yard, but don’t tell anyone outside this room” or something before I expire.
They’ll then have major questions that will never get answered. I’ll be a legend.
I want to give an extemporaneous speech and right before I die I want to finish with “and with God as my witness everything I said is true and if it’s not may he strike me dead.”
i love you, to my family members. I am an Asian so we rarely express love by tell them” i love you”. Should i say that, they will think there something gonna wrong Lol
As of right now, it’s “I love you all and I hope I either made a difference (of any size) or made a great impact.” No matter what that difference or impact is. No matter if it’s on one person or animal or a thousand.
Joking kind of aside, I decided years ago that I want my friends and loved ones to to bring me puppies. I can play with the puppy pile until I have an asthma attack and die before whatever was killing me can finish me off. So probably something like “more puppies!”
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You did this!
Tell them that it was me, I want them to know.
“My fortune is in the…” agonal breathing, die before finishing
“i love you” with my family by my side
My treasure is buried….
I want to go out with a cliffhanger .. something like “ my millions are in the ………..” just to mess with people
You’re so tight!
i’ve hidden something very important always. you…..
Yall own me ten bucks
Well… f*ck…
“No special tools needed, they said… liars”
Pineapple pizza.
I Love All Of You…
I’m cumin…… flatline
“I want you to know before I go ragged breath that I always …. and I do mean always ragged breath hated you death rattle“
brb lol
Hold my beer
The world is my will
Please don’t look at my browsing history
Just as I drop the silent rancid fart of a dying man, I want to say “Is that hot buttered popcorn?”
“Is it in?”
Chuck Norris! I knew it!
Nothing, just go in my sleep
I outlive every single person who was alive when I was born making me the oldest person alive and I say, “I win,” and then I fall over dead.
“Confusion to our enemies”
With my luck it will probably be “Oh shit!”
“That’s no moon”
For fucks sake, what now?
“I’m glad I lived to be 110 and donate my billions to save the rainforest. Pour me one more shot of whiskey”
Avenge me!
“My bank account password is…”
The location of my treasure is…. Then speak in a fake code
Tag….you’re it
“Can’t you see it?”..”It’s so Beautiful”…followed by “the clown has NO penis” as I flatline.
“Well it seems it has come to this”
‘he tried his best’, i have effed up so many times in my life. i know thats just human but still looking back things hurt.
Pull my finger
Take care of him
Not sure.
But on my gravestone I want to be written: ‘I told you I was sick!’
“Please Ms. Robbie, I can’t breath with you sitting on my face like th……….”
slap thighs welp I suppose…
Hold my beer
Fuck Trump
Jesus I thank you and I love you
My grandfather was in a coma and we didn’t know what his last wishes were – the doctors induced him to briefly awake from his coma and we asked him if he wanted us to keep him on life support and he said “I’m fine” and went back into the coma
You don’t destroy evil by hiding it in the shadows, you only destroy evil by shining the light of the world on it. Please read the Protocols of Zion and make up your own mind.
I’m glad I don’t have to live in this world anymore, it’s messed up.
This is a bit done by Steven Wright if I remember correctly.
I want my first words to be Quote and last words to be unquote.
“I drank what?”
Wow, I can’t believe I lived 1000 years, thank you to all the A list actresses and models that kept me young along the way!
Ba dum tssss
Don’t worry, i know what i’m doing.
“I love you too”
Surrounded by loved ones. “There’s another $20 million in the Swiss…..”
Goodbye suckas.
I want to pretend to die, wake up, yell “THERE IS NO GOD” then actually die
Look out! Behind you!
No idea, I just want to be surrounded by the people I love.
Fuck you all.
THE GOATS! THE GOATS!
It’s been a good long life, I’ll take that morphine and LSD spinal tap now thank you.
The contents of the Pulp Fiction suitcase were……..
“Make my search history public.”
they won’t be any last words
only regrets
that’s life
I mean I hope to never die. I am uploading my conscious to a robot as soon as possible lol. Conquering death is within the capacity of human technology in the immediate future and I’m gonna be there. In a private simulated afterlife more than likely fucking all sorts of hot actresses from my day and using my super powers to fight monsters.
The same as Jesus …. “Agggghhh, that hurts!”
Fuck y’all
Come, I want to show you something
The pipes The pipes!
Something profound that will be echoed for centuries
Pull my finger
I made my fortune in Bitcoin, account number 344… 😵
Adios mother*uckers.
I’m home Taz..I’m here now. I’ve missed you so much old friend…( Seeing my beloved best friend dog Taz come bouncing to me as I pass)
I would say “ I love you “ but for fun i will say “ you’re all next “.
“And now I say to you, the last words my father said to me before he died.
Shoot me already.”
See you on the other side.
I’ll be sitting under the biggest tree. With all my dogs 🐕
Time to put the fun back in funeral, bitches
“I’ve loved you all”
Hi Dad! Thanks for waiting for me
Is it better to cum in the sink or sink in the cum
Let me see my great grandkids
Go crazy in your lives kids
it’s gotta be something seriously mind fucked-jacked up…. like “It’s buried in the back yard, but don’t tell anyone outside this room” or something before I expire.
They’ll then have major questions that will never get answered. I’ll be a legend.
The game
Make Death note even more greater
I…wish…random…users…would…stop…asking…the…
same….
tired….
questions….
for….
CLOUT
What are you gonna do, kill me?
Call me later
I love you guys
The Krabby Patty formula is—
Finally!
Delete my ‘homework’ folder
ITS NOT GONNA GO OFF
He’s really dead. I’m ready to go:)
“Fuck this shit I’m out”
I want to give an extemporaneous speech and right before I die I want to finish with “and with God as my witness everything I said is true and if it’s not may he strike me dead.”
Gg no re
Instead of something epic I think it will be “I think I’ve pooped my pants!”
Ma’am, he never told me he was married
Wish you were here
I dig music?
Chat clip this
Hey man, watch this shit!
Computer end program
And for my last trick….
See U on the otherside
I told you I wasn’t feeling well
I’m cumming
Hello Satan. I know you’re not here for me, you’re just waiting for these heretics. But it’s nice to see you again
I am Ironman
I love you.
If I know it’s coming, a big rant promoting everything I stand against, ending with “and if I’m wrong, then strike me dead!”
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out!
I’ve waited my whole life for this.
“Ah shit, I’m becoming a God”
I regret nothing!
Oh, hello my love, it’s been so long! ❤️🔥
(Hoping to see my dead boyfriend coming for me)
“Fuck this shit… I’m out…”
Send ice!
‘Well it’s about time’
Fuck this shit, I’m out!
Cum. Dont ask why, but, cum.
Thank you for this amazing beautiful and wildly adventurous life, I love you and always will
That’ll do pig, that’ll do
“aight ima head out”
I told you I was sick
“Don’t shoot”
Really?? That’s what happens when you die? Of all possible things?? I wouldn’t have guessed that in a million years!
“Behold! MY FINAL FORM!!”
“I told you I was really sick.”
That’s all folks…
Well.. shit.
“I love you” to my daughters.
Nsfw
>!I’m Cumming!<
MY WEALTH AND TREASURES? IF YOU WANT IT, ILL LET YOU HAVE IT. SEARCH FOR IT. I LEFT ALL OF IT AT THAT PLACE
i love you, to my family members. I am an Asian so we rarely express love by tell them” i love you”. Should i say that, they will think there something gonna wrong Lol
“I curse you with my dying breath!”
I’m on the highway to hell…..
“There is…another… Sky…wal…ker…”
“War… war never changes”
I told you I was sick
Raw, next question.
Wanna see a dead body?
I did a good job raising you. Thank you for letting me.
I love you
As of right now, it’s “I love you all and I hope I either made a difference (of any size) or made a great impact.” No matter what that difference or impact is. No matter if it’s on one person or animal or a thousand.
I regret nothing
Fuck you, Tom Cruise
You can all kiss my skinny ass!
Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!!!
No! You drop your gun!
Nice guys finish last
I forgive you.
I’m cumming
I did it my way
It was all about Legacy.
Something along the lines of “I love you “ or “thank you for loving me”
“I told you I was sick” – Spike Milligan’s grave.
The gypsy was right!
“Hey….been meaning to tell you something…..”
Via The Onion, “I am going to haunt the fuck out of you people.”
You want my treasure? It’s yours. I left everything in one place, now you just have to find it!
Just dig me into the compost pile.
I want to channel Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as he saved the world and died.*
“I wanna see how it ends.”
*Temporarily. He came back for the fifth season of Angel.
Release the raccoons. They know what to do!
Finally
I love you
The name of the love of my life
“Come closer….. drink…your…Ovaltine”
Honestly, the word “word” so that my last word is also my last word
I… am… your father
“You’re going to be OK.”
I tried.
“I’m oka……………..
Bye
“Ready? Watch this.”
Oh no, not again.
“Later, bitches.”
Joking kind of aside, I decided years ago that I want my friends and loved ones to to bring me puppies. I can play with the puppy pile until I have an asthma attack and die before whatever was killing me can finish me off. So probably something like “more puppies!”