What experiences are better than sex?

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What experiences are better than sex?

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  1. lakowac Avatar

    Pissing after you’ve needed it for a while

  2. Big_E_Ballz Avatar

    Giving your two weeks at a shitty job.

  3. Training_Mention_713 Avatar

    This is impossible to answer for anyone but yourself.

  4. EastPhysical1373 Avatar

    Definitely Ronaldo’s bicycle against juventus in champions league

  5. apollo_jay Avatar

    Eating a delicious meal when you’re hungry

  6. bumford11 Avatar

    Taking a big poop when you’ve been super desperate. The feeling as your rectum slackens, the wet thud as it hits the pavement, the sumptuous aroma…

  7. Sablemint Avatar

    Finally beating that insanely hard level

  8. onealk23 Avatar

    Laying in your cold bed, in a dark room, with the fan on after a rough day. Mix in a rainy day and it’s orgasmic itself

  9. jayare113 Avatar

    Maybe heroin or Molly

  10. ArjGlad Avatar

    when dancing at a festival or club or whatever: being totally in the dance becoming the music.

    when the ”lag” stops when you’re playing an instrument and the music flows with no filter

    being in a conversation with someone and everything flows naturally from subject to subject with great jokes in between

  11. ringalingadinga Avatar

    Having someone scratch your back after you take your bra off.

  12. NormalDude613 Avatar

    Not laying next to an annoying woman after sex

  13. Invalhallalvx Avatar
  14. Pale-Life-2968 Avatar

    Succeeding in the face of failure.

  15. Unholy_11 Avatar

    You ever played dark souls?

  16. Bthetallone Avatar

    Your head hitting your own pillow after a long weekend music festival

  17. mrlowrace Avatar

    smoking in a beach in thiland at sunset

  18. HighlightOwn2038 Avatar

    Cuddling or spooning

  19. AlphaEcho971 Avatar

    Receiving money

  20. Zestyclose_Poet_9423 Avatar

    Drinking water when your mouth is incredibly dry

  21. Sakura_for_Sure Avatar

    Falling in love truly

  22. happydreamer27 Avatar
  23. Prestigious-Part-697 Avatar

    It used to be Papa John’s pizza. Nowadays idk man

  24. ParachuteLandingFail Avatar

    Surviving and winning in combat

  25. OllieGibbs Avatar

    A succulent Chinese meal!

  26. Desperate_Piglet_533 Avatar

    (First time) ecstasy

  27. sasankhatibi Avatar

    The poo that comes out in one smooth push that cures your belly ache

  28. Hummusas Avatar

    Snowboarding, skydiving, having 1 v 5 clutch in a game when your homies are looking, fast cars, experiencing your bro achieving his goals.

  29. Odd_Science5770 Avatar

    The first fart in the morning

  30. bcardin221 Avatar

    Having an expertise in something. Then having someone of authority doubt your opinion. Having another so called expert (who is very expensive) claim that you are wrong only to be vindicated because you were right and everyone else was wrong.

  31. Orangest_rhino Avatar

    I big long hug with your SO after a long day or not having seen then for an extended period

  32. wntf Avatar

    being tired on a saturday, going to sleep, waking up refreshed but hungry on a sunday and your mom just about finishing making some damn good breakfast. and then you realise its actually saturday

  33. MatichetTwoPointO Avatar

    Drinking water when you’re thirsty at night

  34. SYSTEM-J Avatar

    “There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” – Billy Joel.

  35. Agitated_Touch_6855 Avatar

    Making love to the person you’re in love with.

  36. datanerdam Avatar

    Receiving Money!Money!Money!

  37. Fluid_Suspect_1760 Avatar

    Making a bitch ton of money

  38. MeghanSOS Avatar

    Love 💕 being bad 😈 being good 😇 lol

  39. thecleancoder Avatar

    Getting into bed with clean sheets after a hot shower.

  40. FortyOneandDone Avatar

    Waking up and thinking you have to be somewhere and realize you don’t and go back to sleep. Happened to me all the time when I retired.

  41. Combine54 Avatar

    Crafting your first legendary weapon in Guild Wars 2.

  42. fk_that_fk_this Avatar

    Sex with a stranger and an audience

  43. Metadeconstruction Avatar

    5-MeO-DMT is the definition of THE ORGASM

  44. Business_Macaron_444 Avatar

    Accomplishing something you’ve failed at/neglected

  45. ExtensionMenu1516 Avatar

    Summiting Kilimanjaro when you thought you weren’t going to make it.

  46. Business-Bid-1794 Avatar

    Depends who’s having the sex

  47. Mean-Penalty8314 Avatar

    Playing your own music and having it sang back to you.

    Literally no other feeling quite like it.

  48. loralulla Avatar

    To caress each other’s private parts

  49. ForwardSort5306 Avatar

    Finding that one person you get such a good connection to, like you can feel that this person is your soulmate.

    You can share anything with this person, listen to everything they tell you, you both have so much in common it’s frightening.

    You wake up everyday thinking about what they are up to and get really excited whenever they text you or you randomly meet them outside.

    And the best part is when you know that they feel exactly the same!

    There are no romantic feelings involved, tho you both love each other deeply in a platonic way.

    I wouldn’t trade such friendship for anything, and especially not sex.

  50. wolfreaks Avatar

    Doing a mechanic/platforming/level very smoothly without getting caught in anything in a video game.

  51. Hot-Bar-4381 Avatar

    Going to sleep without an alarm/no need to get up early the following day

  52. vMysterion Avatar

    Turning in the thesis you worked half a year for

  53. Intelligent_Slice596 Avatar

    like a deep, meaningful connection with someone, or achieving a personal goal you’ve worked hard for—it’s different, but just as fulfilling in its own way.

  54. tripsyyyy69 Avatar

    Drinking chilled coke in the middle of the night when you are super thirsty.

  55. CountSpecific9724 Avatar

    people you love confessing their love to you

  56. hiyaset Avatar

    Riding a motorcycle

  57. fridayangel Avatar

    Runners high. When you switch from running on willpower to feeling as if you can keep running indefinitely and you start eating up the miles.

  58. JFourier1768 Avatar

    Thee feeling when someone looks at you with a smile and you can see the love they have for you behind it.

  59. gomugomuqwerty Avatar

    Having a pro message after a long flight

  60. surefirerdiddy Avatar

    Like Arnold says a great pump at the gym feels as good as cumming

  61. Sad_Tomato_6337 Avatar

    Outsmarting a group of people who hang up on you.

  62. Abibi_01 Avatar

    Honestly, recovering from a serious health issue hits different. That feeling of getting your life back—better than anything else.

  63. AssPlay69420 Avatar

    Little spoon as a guy

  64. Beefsix Avatar

    Relief is the sweetest candy.

  65. leefrancesco Avatar

    Getting that sleep that you’ve dread throughout the day

  66. Salt-Lab-6067 Avatar

    Sleeping a full 8 hours without having to get up to pee

  67. SS13223589 Avatar

    Maccas after a concert

  68. Zealous03 Avatar

    Morning poops

  69. PhD_Invest Avatar

    The first time you hear “Africa” by TOTO

  70. imthaz Avatar

    Changing gears on a manual car.

  71. Same_Fee3662 Avatar

    Hitting a clean trick on a skateboard

  72. johanerik Avatar

    A good meal, a good shit, the last day before vacation, morning coffie, sunshine, spring birds chirping after a long winter, landing safely in a new country, cold brew on a summers day, experiencing flow when creating something and basically everything nice that doesn’t give me post nut angst.

  73. PizzasBoyfrind Avatar

    Eating a perfectly grilled steak late at night, alone, while watching YouTube. So peaceful.

  74. JuicynMoist Avatar

    The first time I held my son.

  75. mohit_bisht Avatar

    Going to your village and meeting you cousin and hanging out with them pure gold

  76. furksake Avatar

    Surviving something you shouldn’t have.

  77. swagginmclovin Avatar

    Playing baldurs gate 3 for the first time on a weekend

  78. The_Pervasive_Rot Avatar

    Oh jeez, what isn’t? Lol my favorites are:

    •Blowing my nose and getting rid of that sharp boogie.

    •Going number 2 and then that stomach ache goes away.

    •A good stretch

    •A storm that comes in and brings some heavy breeze with that smell of rain that follows it.

    •Getting off work is my favorite, especially when the house is clean and nothing needs to be done.

    •When I find a new dish in a book or online and it turns out.

  79. linkinparkervii Avatar

    A really good book

  80. Successful-Ground-67 Avatar

    playing a sport for years and then having a special game where you are just dominating

  81. DarkRoseXoX Avatar

    Being with someone that just naturally calms you down, be happy and relaxed, with just their presence.

  82. Visible_Sleep_9343 Avatar

    Cuddling in your loved ones arms

  83. Gooderesterest Avatar

    Fresh air just after it rained.

  84. Devouemanoide Avatar

    Skiing steep hills on 1 meter of powder snow.

  85. Natural-Ad1693 Avatar

    I have a few

    1. Pissing after holding it for quite some time
    2. Crashing in bed after a long physically exhausting day
    3. Catching a volley clean right at the sweet spot.
    4. That one stretch that hits so good it pops and cracks all the tight areas and has you feeling like a whole new person.
  86. ChuchoAguacatero Avatar

    Scalding hot water on a big poison ivy rash

  87. Meatard Avatar

    Having a great surf session

  88. raaybod Avatar

    Being relieved from a long pain (both mentally and physically)

  89. jaanmaahi Avatar

    Flirting…& getting green signals…

  90. modumberator Avatar

    Walking my son and dog to school on a warm day

  91. Pleasant_Scar9811 Avatar

    A shit so big you can breathe easier afterwards.

  92. wolfofluna Avatar

    When you are incredibly thirsty, either from no water for a couple days, intense exercise etc… And having a good drink of fresh water. Nothing tastes better and the feeling isn’t something you ever tend to forget either

  93. modumberator Avatar

    Seeing a band you love at a music event you’re loving while high on the drugs you love

  94. Overthemthangs Avatar

    Beating the Inferno in OSRS.

  95. stephanieeelewis Avatar

    Stuffed crust pizza.

  96. Bassplayer4004 Avatar

    Taking a dump you have been holding up for hours

  97. BoyItsTheKeyToEven Avatar

    Farting away a tummy ache

  98. Ready-Ad4641 Avatar

    After long trip
    Set front of my mother and keep lisent to her
    Even in not important topics

  99. CrotasScrota84 Avatar

    Eating a Double Deluxe Bacon Butter Burger at Culver’s with Onion Rings

  100. HenloGibMeTreatos Avatar

    Earning lots of money without doing much

  101. NineOneOneFx Avatar

    After days of excruciating pain, the removal of that fucking molar.

  102. Existing_Mix6508 Avatar

    Cant say, really, I can’t

  103. kirin-rex Avatar

    A good night’s sleep.

  104. SassyAssAhsoka Avatar

    Being told “I love you” by someone you love.

  105. Dooth Avatar

    Close second is Skating or BMX and landing something that doesn’t come easy. The struggle and eventual pull is orgasmic. 😂

  106. Invincibleak1 Avatar

    Definitely hitting a swish on a 3

  107. Gayreek69 Avatar

    Water. The first gulp of water when you’re thirsty af in the summer

  108. Tb182kaci Avatar

    The morning after the day you retire.

    Edit: Spelling

  109. DeviantSloane Avatar

    Seriously? Sometimes a good meal is better than sex.

  110. Chais912 Avatar

    From what I’ve been told . . Crack lol

  111. Djfernandez Avatar

    riding your first wave when learning to surf

  112. virtu1931 Avatar

    Waking up to a day with no responsibilities and being able to do whatever you want.

  113. Majestic-Drive8226 Avatar

    Watching her take a plan-B afterwards

  114. duuuval17 Avatar

    Rory getting his green jacket

  115. Acceptable-Fold-3192 Avatar

    A well prepared meal.

    A good bottle of wine.

    When you find the perfect mix of anything from the eq of your stereo/amp to the right coffee blend or if you doctor your coffee the right mix of milk/creamer/sweetener…

  116. AfroBaggins Avatar

    A good night’s sleep with freshly-cleaned bed linens, no plans the following day, and no obnoxious neighbours waking you up with loud music/singing/dumbfuckery early in the morning.

  117. egregiousn Avatar

    Improvisation on a stage with an eager crowd!

  118. Inevitable-Muffin-77 Avatar

    Getting an Australium in tf2.

  119. rizkreddit Avatar

    Scratching psoriasis with fingers and hot jet stream of water.

  120. mirk0s Avatar

    For me running

  121. Alternative_Tooth_49 Avatar

    Hitting a huge jackpot

  122. MostRandomNick420 Avatar

    Doomspire brickbattle

  123. Supremeism Avatar

    Taking ski boots off after 9 hours of skiing.

  124. lemon_protein_bar Avatar

    Massage (I need one so much rn)

  125. JaySilver Avatar

    I’m a voice actor, so for me it definitely has to be booking work in LA as a Canadian… there are a looooot of professional actors in LA.

  126. GR4Y_B0T Avatar

    8 hrs of sleep

  127. Any_Ad2068 Avatar

    Being genuinely loved by someone….

  128. The_55 Avatar

    Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

  129. Offspring992 Avatar

    Sleeping 8 straight hours uninterrupted.

  130. Typical_Economics_77 Avatar

    Making a woodworking project with cherry wood and applying the first coat of finish. The grain and natural color just explodes out. It’s pure magic!

  131. Bright_Study5961 Avatar

    That first piss when you wake up in the morning

  132. itsLustra Avatar

    That one long drink of water. It’s incredibly specific and you know it when it happens, but it happens so few and far between it’s like a pipe dream. You have to be the perfect amount of thirsty and the water has to be the perfect temperature, isn’t always ice cold. It’s never enough either unfortunately. You could chug a 30 ounce bottle of water and as soon as you’re finished you think “oh man that was so good, but I’m still thirsty. I’ll just get another one” but the next one won’t hit the same

  133. effigyoma Avatar

    Speaking as an “amateur” musician/performer, when it’s just you with an instrument playing a song and you get an audience to sing along with you. Bonus points if it’s your own song.

  134. UnknownBlacklight Avatar

    I do sales. Writing a big deal and knowing the commission is fatttt$$$$$

  135. battleshipclamato Avatar

    Taking the first sip of a well frozen Slurpee.

  136. konoe44 Avatar

    Have you ever, finally, let out that fart you’ve been holding in and it makes your tummy ache go away? Man…what a feeling.

  137. Choose-Carefull-y Avatar

    Almost anything. 😂

  138. Waterfowler84 Avatar

    Getting a Banded Duck or Goose, or that Monster Buck

  139. waltthedog Avatar

    Blowing some up with explosives and feeling the ground under you shaking.

  140. Nerf_Nation9 Avatar

    Going to the toilet after you been holding it in for ages

  141. Relative_Matter_5816 Avatar

    Salary credited notification from Bank