What have you done under the influence of drugs or alcohol that you’d never do sober?
What have you done under the influence of drugs or alcohol that you’d never do sober?
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What have you done under the influence of drugs or alcohol that you’d never do sober?
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Eat fast food
Socialized with strangers
Socialize
violate the law..a few times
Seriously attempt to dance.
Piss in the road in CBD
I decided after a few drinks one day the best view on my property was from the roof of my house and I concocted a plan to get up there to simply chill and enjoy some good weather. I was successful in my endeavors.
I am TERRIFIED of heights.
Dance in front of other people
My BFF. I don’t recommend.
Talk at length with people I’ve never met. Everyone becomes potential friends apparently. Meanwhile I go to self-checkouts if available even if I have a full cart just to avoid the usual interactions.
Run from the police, fight people for no reason, attempt to hit the crip walk, socialize with people, do harder drugs, break into houses, cry, bring weapons onto government property, etc..
The second time I took shrooms, I carhopped at night. (don’t recomend)
Sex in public with a stranger.
Arranged for an amazing family vacation, aced an interview/got hired, got an amazing woman to fall in love with me.
That certain girl.
Stayed married for 12 years to a toxic woman
A lot of women.
I acquired a piece of construction machinery and relocated it closer to the other bar I was walking to. Fun fact, caterpillar machinery might as well not have keys because not only are all generically the same key but can also be started with truck toolbox keys
spent 10,000 years having God explain to me in great detail how I, and the rest of the human race, are so rotten and evil that even our desire for redepmtion is offensive
Sprayed shit up the wall. Long story, and it put me off weed and vodka for life.
Hard(er) drugs and alcohol
Also see: hooking up with people I likely wouldn’t hook up with while sober
Banged fatties
Ended up in jail a few times. Drunk every time.
Piss in random places
Euro 96 England beat Scotland, been out drinking all day and later that night I was eating peanuts off the floor.
Got drunk with some buddies in a bar. I mean like totally shitfaced. We left the bar and as we walked to the train station, we came upon a construction site where a new office building or something was going up. At the time the site was just really a big hole in the ground 20 or 30 feet deep. The site was surrounded by flimsy fencing.
At the time, for some reason, my buddies and I thought it would be a great idea to get into the construction site and look into that big hole. We were mesmerized. And that’s just what we did.
You can imagine what happened next. Yes, got too close to the edge and tumbled down. Separated both shoulders, tore both rotator cuffs, busted three ribs and broke my clavicle. Had to be rescued and carried out by the fire department. It’s scary to think how close I came to dying. The only thing that saved me was I didn’t land on my head.
Cocaine and fat girls
Many things. On my last night in the army I was hungry. I shook a vending machine so hard all the candy fell out. I woke up with all this candy around me that I couldn’t eat. Lol. Fucking stupid.
Jackie
Laughed
Spent about 35 years of my life
I once left a party early (11:00 pm) because everyone at the party got drugs buy the dealer ran out and I couldn’t buy any. My mate felt bad for me and gave me his (full) bottle of jack and said he understood if I didn’t want to hang out with a bunch of munted cunts all night, I told him thanks and I was going to go into the city to see if any clubs were open, I was also about 10-15 drinks deep at that point from whatever liquor I took. I remember leaving and swigging on the jack as I walked down the street, I remember vaguely waiting for a tram trying to pre load as much of the jack as I could so I wasn’t conspicuous drinking hard liquor on the tram, that’s all I remember. The next morning I woke up in the front entrance to my house, door propped open by my feet, pants around my ankles, jack bottle empty, (party size) bag of cheetos spilled across the floor, hands encrusted with Cheeto dust. Ironically felt fine, I think I got up , took a shit then gathered my washing and did laundry at the laundromat.
Miss a flight
Most of these.
Big ol’ girls
Pee in public
A summersault.
The last 30 years.
Most of my teen years and 20’s.
Have sex with my sister in law.
Broke into multiple sheds in an apartment complex after I digested over an 8ball of yay. Didn’t steal a thing, just thought someone was chasing and hiding from me.