What if cats could speak Bulgarian???

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What if cats, including in Bulgaria of course, could suddenly speak the language??? They of course were still, you know, cats and acted like cats in every other way.

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  1. ReactionAble7945 Avatar

    I would learn Bulgarian. It could be interesting to hear what they have to say.

    Of course they have the intelligence of something like a 4 year old so, I may regret this decision.

  2. ConsciousFractals Avatar

    Welp, time to learn 150+ variations for each verb. I’d do it for the cats.

  3. ScottyBBadd Avatar

    It changes nothing for me. I don’t speak Bulgarian.

  4. Amockdfw89 Avatar

    Then the Macedonians will claim it’s a dialect of their language and vice versa

  5. Sinocatk Avatar

    Nodnol? (Red dwarf reference) I for one welcome our new feline overlords

  6. Yeah_right_sezu Avatar

    Easy: even though they could, they wouldn’t. Unless there’s food involved.