What if every wound you ever sustained reappeared fresh on your body all at once?

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Would you die or have a chance?

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  1. BackgroundGrass429 Avatar

    Probably bleed out. Pretty quickly.

  2. An0nymos Avatar

    Fun fact: This is why you need vitamic C regularly. Scurvy does just that, allows all your old wounds to re-open.

  3. Excellent_Speech_901 Avatar

    If wound is specifically a penetration from the outside then I’m… not good exactly but not likely to die. If it includes my tibia popping out through my shin, sprains, bruises, and related sorts of injury then I really want someone else around to call an ambulance for me.

  4. CookieRelevant Avatar

    Not even a minor chance if I was already hooked up to machinery. Injuries in Iraq alone all happening at the same time would likely be enough, I was lucky to make it back then. Now my body doesn’t even begin to function as well.

  5. Illustrious_Agent608 Avatar

    All the acne I’ve ever had on my face and back would just turn me into Freddy Krueger instantly lol

  6. Kimolainen83 Avatar

    I’d die really fast. Got hit by a car 8, years ago. How I only got a black eye and a broke. Leg(granted 8, broken bones) the doctor couldn’t understand how I didn’t have internal bleeding. And the nurse that was right there stabilized me til the ambulance arrived 2 minutes out. So yeah I’d be dead pretty fast

  7. Warm-Marsupial8912 Avatar

    There wouldn’t be much left of my knees

  8. Turbulent-Name-8349 Avatar

    With age, the remembered pain from past wounds reappears. I regularly think that I’ve got a new pain, then realise that it’s just a memory of old pain.

  9. whereisyourmother Avatar

    I’ve had three caesareans, so my insides would probably fall out.

  10. SimplyLaggy Avatar

    I have severe eczema so I will most likely be bleeding like hell and dead soon

  11. Particular-Star-504 Avatar

    Does this include wounds from surgeries? Because if those reappear without me being in surgery, I’m pretty sure that’s the end of it.

  12. DependentLow7046 Avatar

    I would bleed to death very quickly

  13. GSilky Avatar

    My dick would hurt.

  14. AdInevitable2695 Avatar

    Please no, I don’t think my urinary tract can handle it.

  15. DadtheITguy Avatar

    I’d be dead or back in hospital

  16. atgatote Avatar

    I’d be dead as hell. And if I wasn’t? Absolutely would want to be

  17. blizzard7788 Avatar

    No chance. I’ve had 20 surgeries in my 69 years. Most of them in the last 20. They would definitely kill me.

  18. Extreme-King Avatar

    I’d be asking for morphine right away…and then dead before the next breath.

  19. triflers_need_not Avatar

    I had a baby and after all the blood in my body decided to try to sneak out through the wound the placenta left on my uterus. I’m pretty sure if I didn’t have a staff of doctors and plenty of iv drugs asap to stop it I’d drop dead pretty quick.

  20. cannabull89 Avatar

    I would literally die from blood loss and shock

  21. MadameSaintMichelle Avatar

    Considering I’m kind of holding my body together as is NOW, I’m gonna die. Full stop

  22. Willing-Hold-1115 Avatar

    as a combat vet with a few wounds, I don’t think I’d survive. None of them were super serious (I didn’t lose a leg or anything) but all at once would probably kill me. Not to mention all the random cuts, bruises etc.. My hands would probably fall off.

  23. DemonDuckOfDoom1 Avatar

    I’m a cat owner so definitely dead

  24. Disastrous-Mess-7236 Avatar

    I’d probably die. I haven’t gotten that many wounds, but the fact is that I’ve been in quite a few bike crashes. My legs, especially my right, are going to be a bit of a mess, especially because the same spots got wounded several times.

    Thanks to some issues when I was little, I needed surgery. The skin in my stomach would open up in 2 directions, while my throat regains the hole it had in it so the trachea thing could work. When I was born, my airway was blocked by my tongue, you see.

  25. sfsp3 Avatar

    I’d have no skin on my arms.

  26. SableyeFan Avatar

    I’d be screaming and trying to hold my melting skin from falling off my body. I’d probably won’t die.

  27. Riskskey1 Avatar

    Yeah, i think just the open abdominal surgery would do me in.

  28. DefrockedWizard1 Avatar

    with all the broken bones and surgeries, I’d collapse and die of dehydration

  29. Ton_in_the_Sun Avatar

    I suppose I should have omitted medical procedures, BUT, I’d probably die of exsanguination from all the bumps and cuts I’ve gotten from being clumsy my whole life.

  30. Ok-Maintenance-2775 Avatar

    I’d probably live, but it’d be a rough few weeks of recovery. 

  31. Existing_Many9133 Avatar

    I would look like one big walking bruise

  32. InstructionSad7842 Avatar

    Oh yeah, I’d be so fkin dead…

  33. DonkeyWriter Avatar

    Cool, I exploded.

  34. ConsistentCoyote3786 Avatar

    Death. Painful death. That is all.

  35. PaceFair1976 Avatar

    i would be really fuckked….

  36. Far_Tie614 Avatar

    Fun fact, scar tissue is actually a living thing that needs constant maintenance / collagen to keep them together. One thing that happens in the later stages of scurvy is that your body runs out of collagen and old scars start opening up again. 
    (Like, among all your other problems.l

  37. Bitter_Emphasis_2683 Avatar

    I bleed out almost instantly.

  38. DreamInMonoVision Avatar

    And I’m dead….