What if humanity left Earth to have people clean it while they’re gone?

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Like a bunch of people go to mars or the moon while the rest of humanity is instructed to clean up pollution and waste.

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  1. Kfchoneychickensammi Avatar

    Pretty sure similar movies have been made about this, good luck with the revolution of the left behind

  2. Lanky-Dealer4038 Avatar

    Who’s going to clean up Mars/Moon afterwards?

  3. Longwell2020 Avatar

    I don’t think they would get their planet back. That would be the perfect time for aliens to come steal earth from under us, cheep.

  4. AdRepresentative8236 Avatar

    Sounds like humanity didn’t leave earth

  5. jordon666999 Avatar

    We’d have to get saved be a robot because he has a boner for another robot

  6. Shuizid Avatar

    Sending a bunch of people away doesn’t affect the cleanup in any meaningful way.

    Also given people are producing pollution and waste, merely instructing them to clean it up, won’t achieve anything. The fancy thing about waste is, not only is it easy to create and hard to clean up – most cleanup produces more waste and pollution.

  7. shamefullybald Avatar

    Or maybe they leave Earth by going into hibernation underground, to give Earth time to recover.

  8. seajayacas Avatar

    So where we going?

  9. DamonOfTheSpire Avatar

    Filipinas would be furious

  10. Happy-Go-Lucky287 Avatar

    You’d get a hit Pixar movie. . .

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  11. Dimitar_Todarchev Avatar

    Most humans aren’t in good enough health to survive the trip. Those who did survive would return with permanently damaged kidneys and probably cancer from the cosmic radiation. So we should clean up after ourselves.

  12. Berryliciously- Avatar

    It sounds like a sci-fi dream to send people off-planet and have a whole crew dedicated just to clean up Earth. But I can’t help but think, why wait to round people up and send them to space? Cleaning efforts and environmental innovation aren’t really limited to the number of people around. Let’s be real; humans are super creative. There are so many amazing solutions and technologies being developed right now to help clean our oceans, reduce emissions, and tackle waste. And we don’t need to downsize Earth to get this done. I actually see more and more people waking up to the need for small, sustainable habits—like ditching single-use plastics or hopping on bikes instead of cars. It might not be as efficient and exhilarating as sending people to space, but it’s real-world stuff that’s actionable now. I’d be down to go to space for a bit, sure—but jumping into creative solutions here just seems less extreme—and way more doable at the moment, you know? But still, imagining human life on Mars is pretty cool. Something to think about, though.

  13. Mental_Internal539 Avatar

    Um I believe there are movies and even videogames about this. They always rebel and win.

  14. HonestBass7840 Avatar

    There are points in space that are gravitational stable. Put space station there, and it stays put. All humanity could live at these points. We could make Earth a park we visit.

  15. Radfactor Avatar

    launching that many people into space would absolutely destroy the atmosphere.

    But we could definitely clean up the planet without launching people in space …

  16. LawWolf959 Avatar

    What are you going to sterilize the people left behind so that they don’t take over the planet?

  17. LawWolf959 Avatar

    What are you going to sterilize the people left behind so that they don’t take over the planet?

  18. rangeljl Avatar

    haha clean up pollution, that is a good one my dude, also humanity in your scenario did not leave earth, only the scumbags that do not want to contribute did

  19. MisterGerry Avatar

    You mean like with a broom and a dustpan?

  20. Goonie-Googoo- Avatar

    People = humanity = people.

    Unless you want everyone to buy a bunch of Roombas to leave behind before they shuttle off to Mars?

  21. MoonWillow91 Avatar

    Humans are ppl?

  22. teslaactual Avatar

    Then 2 little robots fall in love and have this weird montage with fire extinguishers flying around the ship and something about a knock of HAL 9000

  23. RewRose Avatar

    “instructed” ?

    Better to leave robots behind to do all the cleaning instead, like in Wall-E, but have actual humans to frequently come and check on the progress, and course-correct where its needed.

    Probably need to start small with like an island, test out the concept, expand to a country, then 2 countries simultaneously … really iron out the details of the project at scale before going all in with the global scale cleanup.

    I honestly think it would work wonderfully, despite of how the idea has been portrayed in Wall-E.

  24. ScottyBBadd Avatar

    Where would humanity go?!