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What would you do?
SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT!
I would bag it and charge admission
I’d call ICE. 🤣
Tell him to hurry up and get back to roofing my house.
His father was on a bus, and I noticed he was slob like one of us, a stranger tying to make his way home.
Is this like the updated version of “What if God was one of us?”
Uh, wait for the Second Cumming, I guess.Â
What makes me so damn sure it’s Jesus?
No matter how much he looks like Jesus, that’s not going to be my first thought.
I’d quit drinking.
I’d say, “hey, Yeshua. There beer on ice and I’m making burritos. wipe up, wash your hands and get some grub.we need to get to work.”
His bucket or mine ?
Call the pope!
Go back to bed.
I’d ask him if he was using it for fertilizer on my roses…
Sell it to the church for a few mill
Hola, Jesús. qué estás haciendo
I’d be like dude, seriously? At least it’s a bucket, but like that’s kind of rude
“Holy shit”
I’d have one more question than I would have if I saw him standing on my lawn in the morning.
I mean, must have been a rough night. I’m sure he’ll take the bucket. He’s not an Ahole like the church goons.
He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus but he talks like a gentleman. Like you imagined when you were young.
We’d all finally have the answer to “What would Jesus do?”
Jesus? The gardener? Probably fire him.
Scream “holy shit” really loud
Cool. Make sure he takes bucket with him.
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SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT!
I would bag it and charge admission
I’d call ICE. 🤣
Tell him to hurry up and get back to roofing my house.
His father was on a bus, and I noticed he was slob like one of us, a stranger tying to make his way home.
Is this like the updated version of “What if God was one of us?”
Uh, wait for the Second Cumming, I guess.Â
What makes me so damn sure it’s Jesus?
No matter how much he looks like Jesus, that’s not going to be my first thought.
I’d quit drinking.
I’d say, “hey, Yeshua. There beer on ice and I’m making burritos. wipe up, wash your hands and get some grub.we need to get to work.”
His bucket or mine ?
Call the pope!
Go back to bed.
I’d ask him if he was using it for fertilizer on my roses…
Sell it to the church for a few mill
Hola, Jesús. qué estás haciendo
I’d be like dude, seriously? At least it’s a bucket, but like that’s kind of rude
“Holy shit”
I’d have one more question than I would have if I saw him standing on my lawn in the morning.
I mean, must have been a rough night. I’m sure he’ll take the bucket. He’s not an Ahole like the church goons.
He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus but he talks like a gentleman. Like you imagined when you were young.
We’d all finally have the answer to “What would Jesus do?”
Jesus? The gardener? Probably fire him.
Scream “holy shit” really loud
Cool. Make sure he takes bucket with him.