Dear Bastard, when time permits, and if it doesn’t greatly inconvenience you, do kindly understand that ‘off’ is the direction in which I would like you to fuck. Warmest regards.
When a customer was bothering my uncle when he was setting cabinets, he would look at them and say “That’s nice” no matter what they were blathering on about. It became an inside family joke!
In the south we say ‘ bless your heart ‘ – You really have to say it with some inflection, but everybody in the sound knows that it clearly means ‘ f*** that person. ‘
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bless your heart
Please fuck off
Good day
I’d prefer to end this conversation here.
Dear Bastard, when time permits, and if it doesn’t greatly inconvenience you, do kindly understand that ‘off’ is the direction in which I would like you to fuck. Warmest regards.
In french we have “Vas voir là-bas si j’y suis” that I love.
It roughly means “go check if I am there”
Have a blessed day.
“Noted.”
Well, nice speaking to you. I must dash. Ta ta.
That’s nice.
Can I help you?
Off you fuck
C-U-Next-Tuesday!
: )
I’ll pray for you
Scram
With the warmest of regards, thee can please fucketh right off. G’day.
Good for you
I don’t like ambiguity so fuck off is all thats needed.
BEHOLD!
The field in which I grow my fucks!
Feast thine eyes and see that it is barren!
I said Good day sir!
On your bike
Fornicate away.
Fuck off. Please.
‘Okay’- with your eyebrows raised and a forced but annoyed smile
Your presence is in great surplus, if you don’t mind me saying.
Three simple letters: “G.F.Y.”
To some is can be a pleasantly – “Good for You”
To most it’s meant as “Go Fu$& Yourself”.
Well, I’m sure you’re very busy, so I won’t keep you any longer…
When a customer was bothering my uncle when he was setting cabinets, he would look at them and say “That’s nice” no matter what they were blathering on about. It became an inside family joke!
Go forth and multiply.
have a day
Devour feculence
I would like to refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v Pressdram.
I’ve come to realise in Australia we say ‘righto m8’
It’s said when the other party is waffling on and you really couldn’t give two flying fucks. So it seems appropriate.
Jog on
“I’m not taking questions today”
Do get bent
It’s already polite enough
Have the day you deserve.
Insert Aussie accent, Oi can you just fuck off, Thanks. Problem solved. We can make anything sound either polite or impolite.
I refer you to Arkell and Pressdram
I use, “OK 🙂”.
Bless your heart.
In the south we say ‘ bless your heart ‘ – You really have to say it with some inflection, but everybody in the sound knows that it clearly means ‘ f*** that person. ‘
As per my email…
To say it in Abbeys Words: “it’s very interesting but I’m not interested”
Don’t let me detain you.
Take a long walk down a short pier
‘I think you should be on your way before we both end up regretting this.’
Lol, I tried my best. I’m not very polite when someone irks me but if I absolutely had to be, I guess that’s the way I’d say it.
Foxtrot Oscar
I SAID GOOD DAY
Good day, sir.
As per my previous email…
“You are in dire need of strict advice on sex and travel”
Have a day you deserve.
Bless your heart
Do you like sex and travel?
From the TV show SportsNight:
“At this point, the length of this conversation is way out of proportion to my interest in it.”
Understood.
I think it’s best we give each other some space.
I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.
Write “fuck off” in calligraphy
I think it would be best if we go in our separate ways
Let’s have lunch sometime….
You know, if brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose
Please go (?)
2 words. 3 effs.
I don’t want to see your face again 🙂
While driving I use thumbs down👎
instead of the finger 🖕
It’s kind of like, “I’m not mad, just disappointed”
I said good day!