What is a polite way to say ‘fuck off’?

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What is a polite way to say ‘fuck off’?

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  1. FaberGrad Avatar

    bless your heart

  2. savemysoul72 Avatar

    Please fuck off

  3. Nekokamiguru Avatar

    I’d prefer to end this conversation here.

  4. Top_Initiative_754 Avatar

    Dear Bastard, when time permits, and if it doesn’t greatly inconvenience you, do kindly understand that ‘off’ is the direction in which I would like you to fuck. Warmest regards.

  5. Sylar299 Avatar

    In french we have “Vas voir là-bas si j’y suis” that I love.
    It roughly means “go check if I am there”

  6. EagerBeaverAM Avatar

    Have a blessed day.

  7. 1whoisconcerned Avatar

    Well, nice speaking to you. I must dash. Ta ta.

  8. thesandboxgod Avatar

    That’s nice.

  9. Some_Stoic_Man Avatar

    Can I help you?

  10. Smoothsailing4589 Avatar

    C-U-Next-Tuesday!

    : )

  11. DilithiumCrystalMeth Avatar

    I’ll pray for you

  12. GoAwayWasp Avatar

    With the warmest of regards, thee can please fucketh right off. G’day.

  13. witch51 Avatar

    I don’t like ambiguity so fuck off is all thats needed.

  14. Synnthos Avatar

    BEHOLD!

    The field in which I grow my fucks!

    Feast thine eyes and see that it is barren!

  15. Patient-Heart8189 Avatar

    I said Good day sir!

  16. switch182 Avatar

    On your bike

  17. sas5814 Avatar

    Fornicate away.

  18. Spin_Critic Avatar

    Fuck off. Please.

  19. curiousjantu Avatar

    ‘Okay’- with your eyebrows raised and a forced but annoyed smile

  20. Sakeyyyy Avatar

    Your presence is in great surplus, if you don’t mind me saying.

  21. TheBigApe81 Avatar

    Three simple letters: “G.F.Y.”
    To some is can be a pleasantly – “Good for You”
    To most it’s meant as “Go Fu$& Yourself”.

  22. Colossal_Squids Avatar

    Well, I’m sure you’re very busy, so I won’t keep you any longer…

  23. Retired-Traveling Avatar

    When a customer was bothering my uncle when he was setting cabinets, he would look at them and say “That’s nice” no matter what they were blathering on about. It became an inside family joke!

  24. Argorash Avatar

    Go forth and multiply.

  25. bonwag Avatar

    Devour feculence

  26. notwhelmed Avatar

    I would like to refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v Pressdram.

  27. pipinhot2 Avatar

    I’ve come to realise in Australia we say ‘righto m8’

    It’s said when the other party is waffling on and you really couldn’t give two flying fucks. So it seems appropriate.

  28. Dazzling_Instance_57 Avatar

    “I’m not taking questions today”

  29. Novel_Sentence_5616 Avatar

    It’s already polite enough

  30. MohammadAbir Avatar

    Have the day you deserve.

  31. The_Only_Squid Avatar

    Insert Aussie accent, Oi can you just fuck off, Thanks. Problem solved. We can make anything sound either polite or impolite.

  32. barriedalenick Avatar

    I refer you to Arkell and Pressdram

  33. morepics2024hw Avatar

    I use, “OK 🙂”.

  34. bipolarnonbinary94 Avatar

    Bless your heart.

  35. PoloTshNsShldBlstOff Avatar

    In the south we say ‘ bless your heart ‘ – You really have to say it with some inflection, but everybody in the sound knows that it clearly means ‘ f*** that person. ‘

  36. Benjammin172 Avatar

    As per my email…

  37. heyyhandsome Avatar

    To say it in Abbeys Words: “it’s very interesting but I’m not interested”

  38. Chiron17 Avatar

    Don’t let me detain you.

  39. Flimsy_Armadillo6392 Avatar

    Take a long walk down a short pier

  40. lostinthecapes Avatar

    ‘I think you should be on your way before we both end up regretting this.’

    Lol, I tried my best. I’m not very polite when someone irks me but if I absolutely had to be, I guess that’s the way I’d say it.

  41. Boognish84 Avatar

    Foxtrot Oscar

  42. StankFish Avatar

    I SAID GOOD DAY

  43. Stillwater215 Avatar

    Good day, sir.

  44. -The-Boy-Wonder- Avatar

    As per my previous email…

  45. OwnCarpet717 Avatar

    “You are in dire need of strict advice on sex and travel”

  46. Amda01 Avatar

    Have a day you deserve.

  47. SimbaRph Avatar

    Bless your heart

  48. Tillmechanic Avatar

    Do you like sex and travel?

  49. Certain-Singer-9625 Avatar

    From the TV show SportsNight:

    “At this point, the length of this conversation is way out of proportion to my interest in it.”

  50. summerbelll Avatar

    I think it’s best we give each other some space.

  51. Jamey4 Avatar

    I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.

  52. Chemical_Ad189 Avatar

    Write “fuck off” in calligraphy

  53. bluebubbllee Avatar

    I think it would be best if we go in our separate ways

  54. ravaturnoCAD Avatar

    Let’s have lunch sometime….

  55. Nervous_Bumblebee399 Avatar

    You know, if brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose

  56. venusdesiree Avatar

    Please go (?)

  57. fiction01691 Avatar

    2 words. 3 effs.

  58. pinkcharadee Avatar

    I don’t want to see your face again 🙂

  59. Scribblefool Avatar

    While driving I use thumbs down👎
    instead of the finger 🖕

    It’s kind of like, “I’m not mad, just disappointed”

  60. Lonely-Truth-7088 Avatar