I was getting drunk texts, I said that if I went along with it she’d be angry with me in the morning. She responded with “Do you like to gamble, Legitimate Pea?” I lost
I asked if I could hit her vape and I told her not to be worried because I wouldn’t put my lips on it. She said “I won’t care, I know we’re going to share diseases tonight anyway” I did not talk to her for much longer lol but it still sticks with me
I was talking to him, he said he was hungry but didn’t know what to eat. I said ‘just doordash something’ to which he replied, ‘I’ll doordash that ass’
It was a quadruple baconator.
When the cashier handed it to me she also gave me two baked potatoes.
Eating it made me sweat hard but my coke zero balanced out all the excess calories.
I woke up hours later outside on the sidewalk.
It was the best day!
I told her I was gonna get her something for her birthday. When we finally got to hang out, I gave her the gift and she said “oh I thought you were just gonna eat my butt”
She jumped in line with me at the ski lift, then we ended up skiing all day and she came over to my place the next day and we did the deed for like 2 days straight
I met this girl on the whatsapp group of my building ( student building) she invited me to a party 1 hour after we started talking, we spent it together, invited me over to her appartment, asked me in the middle of the night if she could sleep with me, I never saw the signs and was scared, never talked to her again I realized she was simply interested one year after, can’t Forget how I didn’t see A THING to read between the lines
I smoked weed with this girl i worked with. 1 time we were smoking, she just straddled me and said, “You knew this was coming,” and started kissing me. I had no idea that was coming, but shortly after, we both were.
Went to a crush’s house, who was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend. She was pissed with her and wanted to take pics, pretending her and I were dating. As I was about to leave, she said, “You know, if we are pretending to date, we gotta make this authentic. I gotta know how you are in bed. ” Stayed the night and became FWB for a while after.
One time I just got to a bar. I was a young lad like 21 maybe 22 so I was also broke. Didn’t even have to buy her a drink. I’m drinking a beer then all of a sudden a girl just grabs my hand leads me to her car and is like want to hang out at my place? I’m like sure that would be lovely! Anyways we go to her place she has a bottle we get drunk and bang like 5 times. She made me pancakes in the morning and watched football. It was lovely
Guy who was married (but I didn’t know it, of course) showed interest in me when I was in college. Having anyone show interest in me was rare, and I was way too shy and awkward to ever tell anyone I was interested in them, so I fell for it.
Unsuccessful seduction bid of distinguished noteworthiness:
Playing pool in a busy bar. She’s watching the game and I’m doing pretty well, she comes over and says something about a hole-in-one, little slurry. I was mid game, kind of laughed her off.
Game proceeds, I’m waiting while opponent’s shooting, she comes over and starts to make a provocative stroking motion on my pool stick and leans in and whispers “I have a car…” I’m still mid game, her intoxication level’s more apparent by the word.
Game proceeds to a finish, shake hands with the opponent and I turn to leave the area, she’s kind of haunting me but circles round the table to shoot her final unholy shot and tells me “I never use condoms…”
I was at a nightclub with 2 girls, waitress brought me a beer and said it was from the lady over there, and pointed out a gorgeous woman.I drank it and after a while she came to the table and asked me to dance, we danced and then she said let’s go to my place, very memorable night.
I was gaming with friends, she came over to the living room wearing only green lingerie that covered nothing and asked “when are you coming to bed?” I just got up from the computer, said “guys, I g2g” , didn’t even turn off the game.
Me and my friends went out to play soccer at the schools field for funsies on the weekend (I was probably 18 or 19)
And one of my friends who was from Switzerland(we live in nova scotia) brought one of his friends, who was the only girl.
She was immediately very flirty. We played some soccer, and at one point took a little break and broke upen a case of bottles waters.
She opened the bottle and sprayed me with it. I sprayed her back and ran. She chased me down and grabbed me and wrestled me for a bit. I overpowered her and then ran again. Outskilled, idiot. At some point she took my phone and put it in her back pocket.
“Give it back”
“Take it from me, then!”
And she turned around and stuck out her butt, to which I took my phone and, of course, got to touch her butt.
She said she is from Halifax and in town for two weeks for a reason I can’t remember, and asked me to show her around the town tomorrow. I agreed.
We met up, I showed her around the town and she said she needs to go back to her hotel room to change her shoes.
She did NOT change her shoes. As soon as we get to her room she pushed me onto the bed and climbed on top of me, her face an inch away from mine. I can’t remember what she said, but I kissed her and we just ripped each other’s clothes off.
She basically stayed with me for two weeks, having sex multiple times a day (teenager stamina) until she posted a selfie of me and her on Facebook.
Then her boyfriend DM’d me asking questions and I had to break the news. I asked for proof of relationship as on Facebook nothing was listed for them and he sent me a photo of his phone with her phone number texting him about how she “can’t wait to be back in his arms” and missing him, etc.
I immediately broke things off and she denied everything “why won’t you believe me? We aren’t in a relationship!”
The dude has receipts. He sent me a photo of his phone in under a minute when I asked for proof, so he obviously didn’t fake it. Haven’t seen her since. It was a pretty wild fling though
I was 16 and a bagger at kroger pulling in carts. It was around 100 degrees out and I’m sure I looked dead, and a group of 3 college aged girls took notice and pulled me behind a car and asked me if I wanted to see their tits. I said sure so we all got inside of their truck and sure enough they all flashed me and just laughed at me while they did. It was actually pretty awkward truth be told.
I had just played a set with my band. She approached us in the parking lot and started talking to me as I was loading my equipment. I was sweaty and tired. She didn’t care. I thought she was drunk at first but no, she wasn’t drunk. She was stunningly beautiful. So where were her pack of girlfriends or an angry exboyfriend? Who was going to pounce on the situation and threaten me with bodily harm? Turns out she had two friends, a couple, she was with, and they “gave her the green light” to leave with me if I accepted her offer. I did. She rocked my world. No hesitation. She wanted me to touch her and kiss her all over. I did. I couldn’t believe my luck. She was out of my league in terms of attractiveness. But here we were. The days after were a series of shorter and shorter texts until, she was gone. The most beautiful young woman I’ve ever been with. She had come home with me along with my music equipment. The risky part was that I had left the equipment in my car until after she left the next morning. It could have been stolen, but it would have been worth it.
She asked to borrow a shirt because she wanted to shower and didn’t bring clothes. She came out of the shower carrying all of her clothes folded neatly with the panties on top, wearing on the WHITE shirt I gave her.
She didn’t towel off. She was wet. The white shirt was wet.
I was stunned. This was my buddies little sister. She had just finished boot camp. I was in town for a football game. She saw my post on FB and asked if we could hang out after the game.
So yeah…seduced by my close friends sister.
It was she perfect night, really. College football. Some light day drinking. Then amazing unexpected sex.
I was at a bar with a bunch of school buddies. We’d just finished the semester and we’re getting hammered. A girl I was friendly with but never flirty with sat down next to me, put her hand on my leg and said, I just want to suck your dick. I was damn shocked. Her friends grabbed her and said let’s go hahaha. I was already dating someone, but its still nice memory. I didnt often get women being that direct with me.
I was at a party and I walked by a couple cow girls, talking to each other. I a punk city kid, overheard one of them say” I’m going to fuck someone here tonight” to the other one. I thought to myself I could be that mistake, and I was.
I was arguing with a friend and she was yelling in the hallway and her neighbor came out. My friend’s reproaches were so rotten that the neighbor invited me to her place for a drink. I said “ciao” to my friend.
I went on a second date with a girl and we went to a motel (in South Korea you can rent rooms by the hour mainly for this purpose). She acted all cool about it but I thought we both knew why I suggested we go there. I was all excited to try to get laid but as soon as she took off her clothes, she revealed expensive lingerie and a sexy smirk on her face…I realised it was never my decision to go to the motel, it was hers
I was driving in an train and sitting across a lady in her mid thirties (a table between us). My coworker was sitting next to me and I was explaining her some work stuff because she was new to the job. The women was constantly touching me with her feet, I was moving mine away at first but she always followed. After a while the train stopped due to some technical issue and we had some Smalltalk about how terrible German trains are. She started letting out some deep “sighs” (don’t know how to call it) and added comments about how bad the situation is. After she realised that I started giving her some attention. She sighed again till it became obvious sexual moans. It was a very weird situation an my coworker was only looking at her phone (she was new in Germany from china, maybe she thought that’s just how Germans get annoyed).
I (M,25) was a manager at a business and spent half the day hidden in a corner office doing tedious work on the computer. She (F,43) worked in another part of the biz but was in my office often. She was super flirty and had the hots for me and her talk got dirtier and kinkier. I played along but was just teasing back, or so I thought.
She was in the office late after closing and she was showing me something on the computer, standing close. Without warning, she reached down and landed right on my manhood. I was shocked but enjoying the attention, when she whispered in my ear with sensual hot breath and in her Eastern European accent.”I’m house sitting. Take me home now, and you will not regret it. Promise.”
I left my work sitting on my desk and left. 30 minutes later, floating on my back, naked in a private pool, getting amazing oral while the stars twinkled above, life was pretty darn good. That was only the start. This older MILF had tricks. Really enjoyable tricks that she used well to make her claim 100% true. I did not regret UT one Itty bit@
Some random girl passing by asked to suck my dick at rave, she then proceeds to stick her tounge in my ear and make out with it for gold minute or 2
It was the best feeling in the world
Had someone try once but I was married and honestly thought she may be a professional.
Sat down at a bar seat to order dinner and a woman sat down next to me and began to chat me up. Hair flip, turning towards me, all the usual signals. I had ordered a glass of wine and had it to the right of me (her direction) and she had ordered the same and had hers towards me. She “accidentally” grabbed my glass to take a sip and turned away from me towards the bartender to order another (her glass was empty, I still had a little left which she had just finished). I said to her that she just finished my drink by mistake and she blushed, said she was sorry, set it down and ordered a second round for me. I said no need I just was having the one. Her reply was fire.
“No more? I was hoping that wasn’t the only thing of yours I’d be putting in my mouth tonight.”
My turn to blush. I laughed, she laughed and I paid my bill and went back to my room alone.
One of the best pickup lines I’d ever been handed. Had I been single….would’ve worked.
The time where I had a girlfriend for the first time, after years of celibacy, then we go to a club, and on that same night, 1 girl asked whether I was single as I was cute, and another one asked me to take care of her cute friend who was feeling alone.
Like damn, where were you for the last few years, girls ?
Went to a nightclub with my best friend / roommate roughly 10 years ago, on the heels of a rocky relationship, spotted a girl b-lining her way over to me. Complete stranger.
She leaned in and asked if I lived close, one hand firmly on my manhood. The only legitimate one night stand I’ve ever participated in. Thanks for the wild night Jill
We were in a pool with a bunch of friends, it was getting late and she said “ I’m going to take a shower, want to join me?” I was kinda lost for words so I just noded “yes”
Shortly after high school I was at a friend’s house for drinks. Her mother had just become a bartender and was serving us all these crazy awesome drinks. By the end of the night it was just the mother and I. There was music on and she started dancing super sexy in the kitchen. Bold me stood up and joined her and things got SPICY after that. We ended up fucking in her Lexus so we wouldn’t wake anyone up in the house. 10/10.
There was a girl in my friends group that I thought was cute. I didn’t try hitting on her because I didn’t want to make it weird within the group. She came by my work with some other friends one night and she was a little tipsy. She whispered in my ear that she thinks about me when she masturbates…I couldn’t stop thinking about her from that moment and we had a fling after.
I was young, about 20. She was a friends SIL, about 35 and stunning. When the friend went to the toilet in the pub, she looked me dead in the eyes, “I could just fuck you on this table right now”. I didn’t know what to say, the friend came back and kept asking my why I’d gone quiet for the rest of the night.
A girl at work and I had been flirting back and forth a little bit… one night just the two of us were closing, after she locked the last door she just walked up to me got on her knees and pulled me out and started sucking it
Couple times. One time, she asked me to come to her room to study. Opened the door full nude. Didn’t take long from there.
Other time, went to smoke with someone in my co-ed fraternity. We went back to my room and she just started on her knees going crazy. We repeated the same actions for the next week. We had a formal a couple months later and I found out she had a fiancée the whole time
Other time, I was literally in bed drunk as shit bout to fall asleep when a friend grabbed my hand and said something like ‘we should go in here’ (a shared bathroom in my dorm). She just got down and started goin. Someone knocked on the door, we laughed and stopped LOL
Girl of my dreams (at the time) invited me over in the middle of a tropical storm. We walk her dog around the apartment in the deluge. Back at her place she goes into her room to change. Comes back in just the towel. Game on.
It was 15 years ago and I’m happily married to someone else but that storm still comes to mind every so often.
I posted the long version before, but I was with my sister and some friends helping my sister’s friend move apartments. We got the U-haul emptied out and she gave my sister some cash to go get us food and beer. Friend asked me to help her get the heavy stuff rearranged in the living room. After my sister and friends left, she bluntly said, “so, are you gonna fuck me or what?”
In high school I was at a party but not having much fun. I went outside to smoke a joint and a few minutes a cute girl I sort of knew came outside to have a cigarette and looked at me shocked that I smoked weed. After staring for a minute, she said, “You know, I love giving blowjobs when I’m stoned.” Without missing a beat I passed her the joint. She simply said, “Good boy, let’s go for a walk.” After getting my soul sucked out of me, we went back to the party. About an hour and a half later, she asked me if I had another joint and we wound up having sex on a lounge chair at a random house.
It didn’t succeed because I was thick headed and way too afraid of being a creep/misreading cues.
We went out on a hike and she wore tiny shorts and small top cause it was summer, and every time we had to climb over something or get through a spot she squeezed and rubbed her boobs all over my side/chest/arms.
Eventually we got to the location we were trying to get to, which was extremely secluded and a nice little body of water, shade, trees, grass.
We sat for awhile and she says whew it’s so hot… I hope you don’t mind if I try to cool off, and took her whole shirt off which was just a bikini top underneath.
Then kept referencing how she was so uncovered and her top was too small for “the girls” and how they were squeezing out.
The vibe was super good and we laughed and joked and had a great time for a few hours before we hiked back.
I distinctly remember a rise in tension when we were getting ready to leave and she put her clothes back on, as nothing had happened.
It’s not like I didn’t find her attractive… I just was ignoring the actions as cues cause I didn’t want to be “that guy” that took advantage of a friend in the woods and made a fun trip weird.
I didn’t want to sexualize her just trying to be comfortable.
We did eventually have a physical encounter, but that was 3 of these outings later… she really stuck it out to make it happen, I’ll tell you what.
I was with a girl, she didn’t seem like she is into more than Vanilla sex. Anyways, on her birthday, she told me lets spend it in a nice hotel. I booked a room and we went, my god, the amount of costumes and fun stuff we did that day will forever be in mind. The stand out things were the maid costume cause she looked dead gorgeous in it, and smearing her birthday cake on her Vagina then making me eat it. I was so horny i honestly felt like semen would come out from my nose.
Coworker came round my house for a coffee. Straight up, without warning took off her top and asked if I thought she had nice tits. Then asked why I wasn’t playing with them.
Not me, my best friend in High School and I used to hang out at this irish pub that didn’t card. He and his girlfriend were on a break. He had told me 1000 times that he was saving himself for when they got married. This cougar sat down with us and started chatting him up real nice, even bought us both a couple of shots. She invited us back to her house to hang out, so we went. She opened a bottle of wine and poured us a couple of glasses, next thing I knew I was waking up in the dark and they were both gone.
My immediate reaction was “OH FUCK ‘BFFs’ virginity is in danger!” I jumped up and ran down the hallway to where I figured her bedroom was and tripped over his dumbass passed out in the hallway. She had TRIED to get him to come to bed with her but didn’t count on his 6’3″ 200 lb ass passing out because he was in fact a lightweight.
Anyways I broke my ankle and had to go the entire summer without doing any swimming or surfing which pissed me off and I still blame him.
There was this one time… a candlelit dinner, soft jazz in the background, and someone actually cleaned the kitchen without being asked. I was helpless. Swooned. Utterly seduced by competence. You could say my heart—and maybe a little more—melted that night.
She had me pretend to be her boyfriend to avoid a creepy guy at the bar.
End of the night, we’re making out in the coat check, having sex in her car, then watching her bare ginger ass sprint up to my 3rd floor apartment in the dead of winter.
Dated for awhile, sex was great. We’re still friends to this day
We spent the day in the pool, drinking and watching a movie later. I always liked her but didn’t know if she felt the same way. Everyone else leaves for the night and we’re still laid up on the couch. She grabbed a blanket and still hit me with the “my feet are cold”. Had sex that night and dated for the next 3 years.
One time at the band camp…. (Nah, not in band camp but I just wanted to start like that). One time at one of my high school friend’s birthday I was looking for the bathroom and I accidentaly opened the master’s room door, and there were three gals in the bed just talking. I said like (Oh sorry, wrong door.) They asked me to come in and close the door. I closed the door without lock. One of them told me to lock the door and I innocently closed the lock (I wasn’t connecting the dots yet.) So that girl asked me “What would you do if we asked you to take us three right now.) And OMG, my brain went running a 1,000,000 miles per thought. However I had to decline because the girl who started the conversation was my current best friend’s girlfriend and I don’t fuck around with friend’s girls.
Super hot Latina girl who worked the jewelry counter when I was the hardware guy at a big box store when we were around 17 in high school. Thought she was way out of my league so never tried anything with her. Actually asked her friend out instead. Two dates, no spark. Find out somehow the hot Latina likes me, so I ask her out. We go out and have a good time. Honestly, I barely remember what we did. Next shift though, she corners me, gives me her address and tells me to come over around midnight.
Me being an average looking dude and her being a smoke show, I decided I was prepared to possibly die. Snuck out of my house, drove to her house, followed the signals she gave me to make sure her parents and siblings were asleep, and go to the window. She lets me in. As soon as I am inside she’s all over me. It was a great time. Only downside was I offended her a bit because I couldn’t get off. Honestly, I was terrified her dad was going to wake up, come downstairs and murder me balls deep in his hot teenage daughter. But what a way to go…
I had just been stabbed and rushed to an emergency clinic. I was being patched up by a physician’s assistant maybe 10 years older than me. We got to talking and she was listing off all the different infections and potential toxins that could harm me as a result of the stabbing. Her eyes got really wide, she was truly passionate about pathogens and infectious disease, telling me all about how she wanted to further her education in the field. I have no idea what she did to my brain that day, but I am never going to forget that experience. I left in bandages and hard as a rock.
She lived next door, and got close to my parents to learn everything about me before I even spoke to her. She shared my interests and cooked dishes for me that I liked. Things eventually ended up happening despite me not knowing her well, but her knowing everything about me from my birth onwards. When she told me about it, I was shocked at the amount of pre-meditated effort she went through.
That was the first and only time the girl did the wining and dining to me. We’re married now.
Also shout out to my parents for hyping me up as the best boy in town 🤣
A girl I worked with rang me out of the blue and after a bit of chatting, said how much she missed sex. I said maybe she should fuck her fiance, which she responded they broke up weeks ago.
So I go in the car and spend the night with her for some no strings fun.
Fast forward 16 years and we’re married with 2 kids, mortgage, 2 cars, a dog, a cat, etc etc
Third date, service at the restaurant was so bad he asked if it was ok to make me dinner instead but wanted to make sure I was completely comfortable going to his place. Threw together a great meal on the fly (apologizing for ‘not having much to work with’), and went out of his way to make sure I felt safe. Good conversation, and a foot rub later he asked if I was ready for him to take me home. He noticed my hesitation and told me we either needed to leave now or I wasn’t leaving until he made me breakfast the next day because he was having a hard time holding back.
Safe to say I opted to stay. Never been picked up and tossed into a bed before. Left the next afternoon totally fuck drunk.
College summer school, she was the only girl in my data structures class. Spent 2 months doing homework together, class ended, didn’t hear from her for a week until….
Friday night, 11pm, knock on my door. She walked straight to my bedroom.
Girl left phone on bench I happen to be sitting there just a moment after she came back kissed me on the lips for holding it then made the dash to her car.
My ex and I were checking into a beachside hotel for a trip, and between the fact that a bunch of my family were there (who she was generally kinda insecure around) and that there were women in bikinis all around (who she was specifically very insecure around), she felt a STRONG need to “mark her territory” and remind me I was HER man.
The moment we were in the room she was all over me. Only problem is she was on her period, and neither of us were into that. So she did what she could under the circumstances. This woman did not like to suck dick. She has a small mouth, I have reasonable girth, so it was logistically not easy, and it also just wasn’t her thing. If she was feeling generous I might get 30-60 seconds as foreplay. But this was different, she was on a mission that day.
Objectively, going by just skill level and physical pleasure, it may not have been the best bj I’ve ever gotten. But holy shit the mental/emotional hotness made it easily one of my top sexual experiences.
Went out clubbing with a few of my friends to celebrate another friend being back in the country after having lived in Japan for a few years. We were all kinda taking turns dancing with each other, when returning friend dances up to me, then dances all over me. After a bit, she took me by the hand and guided me off the dance floor to sit down and just looked me in the eyes and said “so I’m trying to f*ck you.”
I’m pretty dense, so that was about the level of honesty that I require for seduction to sink in🤣
When I was in high school, one of the hottest upperclassmen girls and I had a study hall together. We got to know each other and despite my tiny frame and geeky demeanor, she took a liking to me. She invited me to her house one night to study, even though we had no classes together besides study hall lol I got there and her parents weren’t home and instead she challenged me to a game of pool. She said whoever wins gets a massage from the loser. She proceeded to blatantly throw the game, and would give me sexy eyes each time she missed every ball on the table. She didn’t even come close to getting one in. She sat me down for my massage and started taking my clothes off and kissing my neck and ears while rubbing my back. Then she told me how she wanted it to be her who took my virginity. Insane. Still can’t believe that happened to me.
At a club this blonde girl from Paris put her arms over my shoulders leaned in and said “I’ll give you a kiss if you guess my name”. I guessed Zoe and she said “my names Angela but close enough”.
Made out, danced, brought her to my place, she stayed there for the weekend it was a good time
I was in a horrible time. My bf at the time was really abusive (cheating, violence, stds, etc).
I went to my hometown for the funeral of a friend, feeling defeated and numb. I went to drink with my friends, and all of us were drinking the pain away at the time. At the end of the hangout, only me at this good friend were left, and I started crying and confessing everything I had been through with that bf.
My friend looked at me deep in my eyes and said, “I would treat you better.”
And good lord, he did. He still is, four years later.
I was at a hippy gathering when I was around 21. This red-headed hippy chick squats across from me with her long skirt hiked up, no panties on, her pussy lips glistening, and says, “I like it when a man tells me he finds me attractive and wants to fuck me.” I told her that I found her attractive and wanted to fuck her. She stood up, reached out her hand, and took me to her tent where we fucked for days.
I had just been on one date with this this girl that had ended in a long sensual kiss but no more. Over the next few days things got spicy over text as we shared what we each like in the bedroom. She then sent me a pic of her huge tits out and her mouth open wide, and then the hottest texts I’ve ever received:
“I want to feel you fucking the back of my throat so desperately. In the future, any time you’re horny, just push me down to my knees and fuck my face.”
Then later:
“I want you to come over after a long day and tell me everything while you’re just balls deep in my mouth, not even really paying attention to me, just getting off because you need it.”
I was floored. And that’s how I discovered I’m into the “free use” kink. And evidently, so is she. We did get to sleep together a few times but sadly never got to play out the scenes from her texts. I don’t miss the emotional drama she caused me, but man do I miss our sexual chemistry.
Seducing women: eighteen-step plan involving a meet-cute and reservations at her favorite restaurant where the pianist happens to be playing a bossa nova version of her favorite song and you brush her hair away from her face at just the right moment and lean in slowly, but not too slowly, for a kiss with just the right amount of tongue
Her name was Marti. I was 19 and she was 24. We worked together in a restaurant kitchen. We became good friends and hung out a lot. She was way out of my league.
One night we were drinking and she drove me home. She came up to my apartment as she often did. As soon as we got in she plopped down on my bed and said “Take your clothes off”. I stood there stunned. She then said “Sometimes you just really need it”.
Roommate’s friend came for dinner, but we all had a bit too much to drink, so she stayed over, sleeping on the couch. We’d been joking and mildly flirting all night, and I jokingly told her she could sleep in my bed, but only in return for some sexual favours. In the middle of the night I woke up to her closing my bedroom door, stripping off, and getting into bed with me.
We’ve been together ever since and celebrated our 13th wedding anniversary last month. Still the hottest thing I’ve ever experienced….
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She turned on the lava lamp
He told me if I dumped my boyfriend, he’d buy me an ice cream cone.
Every single day online shopping seduces me. My life is a tornado of seduction. Bags. Food. Unnecessary subscriptions. Seduction galore.
Many years ago, I remember a lady saying: “So, are we going to get laid or what?”
That worked.
I was getting drunk texts, I said that if I went along with it she’d be angry with me in the morning. She responded with “Do you like to gamble, Legitimate Pea?” I lost
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She had race car bed sheet
I asked if I could hit her vape and I told her not to be worried because I wouldn’t put my lips on it. She said “I won’t care, I know we’re going to share diseases tonight anyway” I did not talk to her for much longer lol but it still sticks with me
I was talking to him, he said he was hungry but didn’t know what to eat. I said ‘just doordash something’ to which he replied, ‘I’ll doordash that ass’
It was a quadruple baconator.
When the cashier handed it to me she also gave me two baked potatoes.
Eating it made me sweat hard but my coke zero balanced out all the excess calories.
I woke up hours later outside on the sidewalk.
It was the best day!
A woman in a bar came up to me and said, “You’re gorgeous”. That’s it. That’s all it took. Only time I’ve ever been seduced.
A guy looked at me and smiled once …
I told her I was gonna get her something for her birthday. When we finally got to hang out, I gave her the gift and she said “oh I thought you were just gonna eat my butt”
She came in through the bathroom window
Went shopping and saw a 2kg leg of lamb was 50% off. Couldn’t say no.
She jumped in line with me at the ski lift, then we ended up skiing all day and she came over to my place the next day and we did the deed for like 2 days straight
I met this girl on the whatsapp group of my building ( student building) she invited me to a party 1 hour after we started talking, we spent it together, invited me over to her appartment, asked me in the middle of the night if she could sleep with me, I never saw the signs and was scared, never talked to her again I realized she was simply interested one year after, can’t Forget how I didn’t see A THING to read between the lines
I smoked weed with this girl i worked with. 1 time we were smoking, she just straddled me and said, “You knew this was coming,” and started kissing me. I had no idea that was coming, but shortly after, we both were.
Went to a crush’s house, who was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend. She was pissed with her and wanted to take pics, pretending her and I were dating. As I was about to leave, she said, “You know, if we are pretending to date, we gotta make this authentic. I gotta know how you are in bed. ” Stayed the night and became FWB for a while after.
Girl told me I had the perfect shoulder to waist ratio. I blushed, nothing happened, I’m married.
You guys get seduced?
One time I just got to a bar. I was a young lad like 21 maybe 22 so I was also broke. Didn’t even have to buy her a drink. I’m drinking a beer then all of a sudden a girl just grabs my hand leads me to her car and is like want to hang out at my place? I’m like sure that would be lovely! Anyways we go to her place she has a bottle we get drunk and bang like 5 times. She made me pancakes in the morning and watched football. It was lovely
Older sister of a girl I liked. I was at a red light listening to down in a hole by Alice and chains.
“ All I wanna be inside of you” came on. Now I had know idea at the time this song was about heroin and going down that hole.
All I know is we melded and sang that part in perfect harmony. After the song she smiled and said me to follow me.
I was 17 she was in her 20s. My wife benefits from the knowledge she shared with me. Yes we played a lot of speed metal. Damn she was fun.
Guy who was married (but I didn’t know it, of course) showed interest in me when I was in college. Having anyone show interest in me was rare, and I was way too shy and awkward to ever tell anyone I was interested in them, so I fell for it.
Unsuccessful seduction bid of distinguished noteworthiness:
Playing pool in a busy bar. She’s watching the game and I’m doing pretty well, she comes over and says something about a hole-in-one, little slurry. I was mid game, kind of laughed her off.
Game proceeds, I’m waiting while opponent’s shooting, she comes over and starts to make a provocative stroking motion on my pool stick and leans in and whispers “I have a car…” I’m still mid game, her intoxication level’s more apparent by the word.
Game proceeds to a finish, shake hands with the opponent and I turn to leave the area, she’s kind of haunting me but circles round the table to shoot her final unholy shot and tells me “I never use condoms…”
Fcking WHAT*?!
I was at a nightclub with 2 girls, waitress brought me a beer and said it was from the lady over there, and pointed out a gorgeous woman.I drank it and after a while she came to the table and asked me to dance, we danced and then she said let’s go to my place, very memorable night.
I was gaming with friends, she came over to the living room wearing only green lingerie that covered nothing and asked “when are you coming to bed?” I just got up from the computer, said “guys, I g2g” , didn’t even turn off the game.
Me and my friends went out to play soccer at the schools field for funsies on the weekend (I was probably 18 or 19)
And one of my friends who was from Switzerland(we live in nova scotia) brought one of his friends, who was the only girl.
She was immediately very flirty. We played some soccer, and at one point took a little break and broke upen a case of bottles waters.
She opened the bottle and sprayed me with it. I sprayed her back and ran. She chased me down and grabbed me and wrestled me for a bit. I overpowered her and then ran again. Outskilled, idiot. At some point she took my phone and put it in her back pocket.
“Give it back”
“Take it from me, then!”
And she turned around and stuck out her butt, to which I took my phone and, of course, got to touch her butt.
She said she is from Halifax and in town for two weeks for a reason I can’t remember, and asked me to show her around the town tomorrow. I agreed.
We met up, I showed her around the town and she said she needs to go back to her hotel room to change her shoes.
She did NOT change her shoes. As soon as we get to her room she pushed me onto the bed and climbed on top of me, her face an inch away from mine. I can’t remember what she said, but I kissed her and we just ripped each other’s clothes off.
She basically stayed with me for two weeks, having sex multiple times a day (teenager stamina) until she posted a selfie of me and her on Facebook.
Then her boyfriend DM’d me asking questions and I had to break the news. I asked for proof of relationship as on Facebook nothing was listed for them and he sent me a photo of his phone with her phone number texting him about how she “can’t wait to be back in his arms” and missing him, etc.
I immediately broke things off and she denied everything “why won’t you believe me? We aren’t in a relationship!”
The dude has receipts. He sent me a photo of his phone in under a minute when I asked for proof, so he obviously didn’t fake it. Haven’t seen her since. It was a pretty wild fling though
I was 16 and a bagger at kroger pulling in carts. It was around 100 degrees out and I’m sure I looked dead, and a group of 3 college aged girls took notice and pulled me behind a car and asked me if I wanted to see their tits. I said sure so we all got inside of their truck and sure enough they all flashed me and just laughed at me while they did. It was actually pretty awkward truth be told.
So, there was this guy, kinda dressed like a Good Humor man, and he said, “Can I talk to you about Naval Nuclear Power?”
I had just played a set with my band. She approached us in the parking lot and started talking to me as I was loading my equipment. I was sweaty and tired. She didn’t care. I thought she was drunk at first but no, she wasn’t drunk. She was stunningly beautiful. So where were her pack of girlfriends or an angry exboyfriend? Who was going to pounce on the situation and threaten me with bodily harm? Turns out she had two friends, a couple, she was with, and they “gave her the green light” to leave with me if I accepted her offer. I did. She rocked my world. No hesitation. She wanted me to touch her and kiss her all over. I did. I couldn’t believe my luck. She was out of my league in terms of attractiveness. But here we were. The days after were a series of shorter and shorter texts until, she was gone. The most beautiful young woman I’ve ever been with. She had come home with me along with my music equipment. The risky part was that I had left the equipment in my car until after she left the next morning. It could have been stolen, but it would have been worth it.
She asked to borrow a shirt because she wanted to shower and didn’t bring clothes. She came out of the shower carrying all of her clothes folded neatly with the panties on top, wearing on the WHITE shirt I gave her.
She didn’t towel off. She was wet. The white shirt was wet.
I was stunned. This was my buddies little sister. She had just finished boot camp. I was in town for a football game. She saw my post on FB and asked if we could hang out after the game.
So yeah…seduced by my close friends sister.
It was she perfect night, really. College football. Some light day drinking. Then amazing unexpected sex.
I was at a bar with a bunch of school buddies. We’d just finished the semester and we’re getting hammered. A girl I was friendly with but never flirty with sat down next to me, put her hand on my leg and said, I just want to suck your dick. I was damn shocked. Her friends grabbed her and said let’s go hahaha. I was already dating someone, but its still nice memory. I didnt often get women being that direct with me.
Came over to vent, then said “I kinda feel like sitting on your lap”
I was at a party and I walked by a couple cow girls, talking to each other. I a punk city kid, overheard one of them say” I’m going to fuck someone here tonight” to the other one. I thought to myself I could be that mistake, and I was.
She tried to threaten me with a butterfly knife
Really woke up something I didn’t know I liked
I was arguing with a friend and she was yelling in the hallway and her neighbor came out. My friend’s reproaches were so rotten that the neighbor invited me to her place for a drink. I said “ciao” to my friend.
I went on a second date with a girl and we went to a motel (in South Korea you can rent rooms by the hour mainly for this purpose). She acted all cool about it but I thought we both knew why I suggested we go there. I was all excited to try to get laid but as soon as she took off her clothes, she revealed expensive lingerie and a sexy smirk on her face…I realised it was never my decision to go to the motel, it was hers
I was driving in an train and sitting across a lady in her mid thirties (a table between us). My coworker was sitting next to me and I was explaining her some work stuff because she was new to the job. The women was constantly touching me with her feet, I was moving mine away at first but she always followed. After a while the train stopped due to some technical issue and we had some Smalltalk about how terrible German trains are. She started letting out some deep “sighs” (don’t know how to call it) and added comments about how bad the situation is. After she realised that I started giving her some attention. She sighed again till it became obvious sexual moans. It was a very weird situation an my coworker was only looking at her phone (she was new in Germany from china, maybe she thought that’s just how Germans get annoyed).
When the cashier asked how my day was. I’ll never forget.
I (M,25) was a manager at a business and spent half the day hidden in a corner office doing tedious work on the computer. She (F,43) worked in another part of the biz but was in my office often. She was super flirty and had the hots for me and her talk got dirtier and kinkier. I played along but was just teasing back, or so I thought.
She was in the office late after closing and she was showing me something on the computer, standing close. Without warning, she reached down and landed right on my manhood. I was shocked but enjoying the attention, when she whispered in my ear with sensual hot breath and in her Eastern European accent.”I’m house sitting. Take me home now, and you will not regret it. Promise.”
I left my work sitting on my desk and left. 30 minutes later, floating on my back, naked in a private pool, getting amazing oral while the stars twinkled above, life was pretty darn good. That was only the start. This older MILF had tricks. Really enjoyable tricks that she used well to make her claim 100% true. I did not regret UT one Itty bit@
Met up with an acquaintance in Edinburgh for a drink. First beer in she says something about how “I’ll be fucking her in the ass later tonight.”
The Scottish accent can be tough to comprehend at times, but it became pretty clear that she had a preferred orifice.
Some random girl passing by asked to suck my dick at rave, she then proceeds to stick her tounge in my ear and make out with it for gold minute or 2
It was the best feeling in the world
I was unsure if we should get involved with each other because we worked together at the time and I wanted to avoid complications.
She told me she isn’t interested in complications and that she is just a horny French girl. We’ve been together 3 years now.
Had someone try once but I was married and honestly thought she may be a professional.
Sat down at a bar seat to order dinner and a woman sat down next to me and began to chat me up. Hair flip, turning towards me, all the usual signals. I had ordered a glass of wine and had it to the right of me (her direction) and she had ordered the same and had hers towards me. She “accidentally” grabbed my glass to take a sip and turned away from me towards the bartender to order another (her glass was empty, I still had a little left which she had just finished). I said to her that she just finished my drink by mistake and she blushed, said she was sorry, set it down and ordered a second round for me. I said no need I just was having the one. Her reply was fire.
“No more? I was hoping that wasn’t the only thing of yours I’d be putting in my mouth tonight.”
My turn to blush. I laughed, she laughed and I paid my bill and went back to my room alone.
One of the best pickup lines I’d ever been handed. Had I been single….would’ve worked.
The time where I had a girlfriend for the first time, after years of celibacy, then we go to a club, and on that same night, 1 girl asked whether I was single as I was cute, and another one asked me to take care of her cute friend who was feeling alone.
Like damn, where were you for the last few years, girls ?
Went to a nightclub with my best friend / roommate roughly 10 years ago, on the heels of a rocky relationship, spotted a girl b-lining her way over to me. Complete stranger.
She leaned in and asked if I lived close, one hand firmly on my manhood. The only legitimate one night stand I’ve ever participated in. Thanks for the wild night Jill
I was watching the Stanley cup playoffs, double overtime. And she said come to bed, you idiot, they might not score, but you can.
I did indeed score, but my team did not.
We were in a pool with a bunch of friends, it was getting late and she said “ I’m going to take a shower, want to join me?” I was kinda lost for words so I just noded “yes”
She was pretty good at operating Docker despite being a junior dev
Shortly after high school I was at a friend’s house for drinks. Her mother had just become a bartender and was serving us all these crazy awesome drinks. By the end of the night it was just the mother and I. There was music on and she started dancing super sexy in the kitchen. Bold me stood up and joined her and things got SPICY after that. We ended up fucking in her Lexus so we wouldn’t wake anyone up in the house. 10/10.
There was a girl in my friends group that I thought was cute. I didn’t try hitting on her because I didn’t want to make it weird within the group. She came by my work with some other friends one night and she was a little tipsy. She whispered in my ear that she thinks about me when she masturbates…I couldn’t stop thinking about her from that moment and we had a fling after.
I was young, about 20. She was a friends SIL, about 35 and stunning. When the friend went to the toilet in the pub, she looked me dead in the eyes, “I could just fuck you on this table right now”. I didn’t know what to say, the friend came back and kept asking my why I’d gone quiet for the rest of the night.
A girl at work and I had been flirting back and forth a little bit… one night just the two of us were closing, after she locked the last door she just walked up to me got on her knees and pulled me out and started sucking it
Couple times. One time, she asked me to come to her room to study. Opened the door full nude. Didn’t take long from there.
Other time, went to smoke with someone in my co-ed fraternity. We went back to my room and she just started on her knees going crazy. We repeated the same actions for the next week. We had a formal a couple months later and I found out she had a fiancée the whole time
Other time, I was literally in bed drunk as shit bout to fall asleep when a friend grabbed my hand and said something like ‘we should go in here’ (a shared bathroom in my dorm). She just got down and started goin. Someone knocked on the door, we laughed and stopped LOL
“I’m going to bed—take your medicine and meet me up there in 30 minutes.”
“Yes MA’AAM”
Girl of my dreams (at the time) invited me over in the middle of a tropical storm. We walk her dog around the apartment in the deluge. Back at her place she goes into her room to change. Comes back in just the towel. Game on.
It was 15 years ago and I’m happily married to someone else but that storm still comes to mind every so often.
I posted the long version before, but I was with my sister and some friends helping my sister’s friend move apartments. We got the U-haul emptied out and she gave my sister some cash to go get us food and beer. Friend asked me to help her get the heavy stuff rearranged in the living room. After my sister and friends left, she bluntly said, “so, are you gonna fuck me or what?”
I rearranged more than furniture.
In high school I was at a party but not having much fun. I went outside to smoke a joint and a few minutes a cute girl I sort of knew came outside to have a cigarette and looked at me shocked that I smoked weed. After staring for a minute, she said, “You know, I love giving blowjobs when I’m stoned.” Without missing a beat I passed her the joint. She simply said, “Good boy, let’s go for a walk.” After getting my soul sucked out of me, we went back to the party. About an hour and a half later, she asked me if I had another joint and we wound up having sex on a lounge chair at a random house.
It didn’t succeed because I was thick headed and way too afraid of being a creep/misreading cues.
We went out on a hike and she wore tiny shorts and small top cause it was summer, and every time we had to climb over something or get through a spot she squeezed and rubbed her boobs all over my side/chest/arms.
Eventually we got to the location we were trying to get to, which was extremely secluded and a nice little body of water, shade, trees, grass.
We sat for awhile and she says whew it’s so hot… I hope you don’t mind if I try to cool off, and took her whole shirt off which was just a bikini top underneath.
Then kept referencing how she was so uncovered and her top was too small for “the girls” and how they were squeezing out.
The vibe was super good and we laughed and joked and had a great time for a few hours before we hiked back.
I distinctly remember a rise in tension when we were getting ready to leave and she put her clothes back on, as nothing had happened.
It’s not like I didn’t find her attractive… I just was ignoring the actions as cues cause I didn’t want to be “that guy” that took advantage of a friend in the woods and made a fun trip weird.
I didn’t want to sexualize her just trying to be comfortable.
We did eventually have a physical encounter, but that was 3 of these outings later… she really stuck it out to make it happen, I’ll tell you what.
I was with a girl, she didn’t seem like she is into more than Vanilla sex. Anyways, on her birthday, she told me lets spend it in a nice hotel. I booked a room and we went, my god, the amount of costumes and fun stuff we did that day will forever be in mind. The stand out things were the maid costume cause she looked dead gorgeous in it, and smearing her birthday cake on her Vagina then making me eat it. I was so horny i honestly felt like semen would come out from my nose.
I asked a really cute girl if she wanted to get coffee, and without skipping a beat she said “how about whiskey?” Been together for 30 years. Haha
Coworker came round my house for a coffee. Straight up, without warning took off her top and asked if I thought she had nice tits. Then asked why I wasn’t playing with them.
Not me, my best friend in High School and I used to hang out at this irish pub that didn’t card. He and his girlfriend were on a break. He had told me 1000 times that he was saving himself for when they got married. This cougar sat down with us and started chatting him up real nice, even bought us both a couple of shots. She invited us back to her house to hang out, so we went. She opened a bottle of wine and poured us a couple of glasses, next thing I knew I was waking up in the dark and they were both gone.
My immediate reaction was “OH FUCK ‘BFFs’ virginity is in danger!” I jumped up and ran down the hallway to where I figured her bedroom was and tripped over his dumbass passed out in the hallway. She had TRIED to get him to come to bed with her but didn’t count on his 6’3″ 200 lb ass passing out because he was in fact a lightweight.
Anyways I broke my ankle and had to go the entire summer without doing any swimming or surfing which pissed me off and I still blame him.
There was this one time… a candlelit dinner, soft jazz in the background, and someone actually cleaned the kitchen without being asked. I was helpless. Swooned. Utterly seduced by competence. You could say my heart—and maybe a little more—melted that night.
She had me pretend to be her boyfriend to avoid a creepy guy at the bar.
End of the night, we’re making out in the coat check, having sex in her car, then watching her bare ginger ass sprint up to my 3rd floor apartment in the dead of winter.
Dated for awhile, sex was great. We’re still friends to this day
We spent the day in the pool, drinking and watching a movie later. I always liked her but didn’t know if she felt the same way. Everyone else leaves for the night and we’re still laid up on the couch. She grabbed a blanket and still hit me with the “my feet are cold”. Had sex that night and dated for the next 3 years.
One time at the band camp…. (Nah, not in band camp but I just wanted to start like that). One time at one of my high school friend’s birthday I was looking for the bathroom and I accidentaly opened the master’s room door, and there were three gals in the bed just talking. I said like (Oh sorry, wrong door.) They asked me to come in and close the door. I closed the door without lock. One of them told me to lock the door and I innocently closed the lock (I wasn’t connecting the dots yet.) So that girl asked me “What would you do if we asked you to take us three right now.) And OMG, my brain went running a 1,000,000 miles per thought. However I had to decline because the girl who started the conversation was my current best friend’s girlfriend and I don’t fuck around with friend’s girls.
Super hot Latina girl who worked the jewelry counter when I was the hardware guy at a big box store when we were around 17 in high school. Thought she was way out of my league so never tried anything with her. Actually asked her friend out instead. Two dates, no spark. Find out somehow the hot Latina likes me, so I ask her out. We go out and have a good time. Honestly, I barely remember what we did. Next shift though, she corners me, gives me her address and tells me to come over around midnight.
Me being an average looking dude and her being a smoke show, I decided I was prepared to possibly die. Snuck out of my house, drove to her house, followed the signals she gave me to make sure her parents and siblings were asleep, and go to the window. She lets me in. As soon as I am inside she’s all over me. It was a great time. Only downside was I offended her a bit because I couldn’t get off. Honestly, I was terrified her dad was going to wake up, come downstairs and murder me balls deep in his hot teenage daughter. But what a way to go…
I had just been stabbed and rushed to an emergency clinic. I was being patched up by a physician’s assistant maybe 10 years older than me. We got to talking and she was listing off all the different infections and potential toxins that could harm me as a result of the stabbing. Her eyes got really wide, she was truly passionate about pathogens and infectious disease, telling me all about how she wanted to further her education in the field. I have no idea what she did to my brain that day, but I am never going to forget that experience. I left in bandages and hard as a rock.
She lived next door, and got close to my parents to learn everything about me before I even spoke to her. She shared my interests and cooked dishes for me that I liked. Things eventually ended up happening despite me not knowing her well, but her knowing everything about me from my birth onwards. When she told me about it, I was shocked at the amount of pre-meditated effort she went through.
That was the first and only time the girl did the wining and dining to me. We’re married now.
Also shout out to my parents for hyping me up as the best boy in town 🤣
“I’ve wanted you for five years and can’t wait any longer.”
She indeed didn’t have to wait.
A girl I worked with rang me out of the blue and after a bit of chatting, said how much she missed sex. I said maybe she should fuck her fiance, which she responded they broke up weeks ago.
So I go in the car and spend the night with her for some no strings fun.
Fast forward 16 years and we’re married with 2 kids, mortgage, 2 cars, a dog, a cat, etc etc
Third date, service at the restaurant was so bad he asked if it was ok to make me dinner instead but wanted to make sure I was completely comfortable going to his place. Threw together a great meal on the fly (apologizing for ‘not having much to work with’), and went out of his way to make sure I felt safe. Good conversation, and a foot rub later he asked if I was ready for him to take me home. He noticed my hesitation and told me we either needed to leave now or I wasn’t leaving until he made me breakfast the next day because he was having a hard time holding back.
Safe to say I opted to stay. Never been picked up and tossed into a bed before. Left the next afternoon totally fuck drunk.
College summer school, she was the only girl in my data structures class. Spent 2 months doing homework together, class ended, didn’t hear from her for a week until….
Friday night, 11pm, knock on my door. She walked straight to my bedroom.
We’re married now 😏
Girl left phone on bench I happen to be sitting there just a moment after she came back kissed me on the lips for holding it then made the dash to her car.
My ex and I were checking into a beachside hotel for a trip, and between the fact that a bunch of my family were there (who she was generally kinda insecure around) and that there were women in bikinis all around (who she was specifically very insecure around), she felt a STRONG need to “mark her territory” and remind me I was HER man.
The moment we were in the room she was all over me. Only problem is she was on her period, and neither of us were into that. So she did what she could under the circumstances. This woman did not like to suck dick. She has a small mouth, I have reasonable girth, so it was logistically not easy, and it also just wasn’t her thing. If she was feeling generous I might get 30-60 seconds as foreplay. But this was different, she was on a mission that day.
Objectively, going by just skill level and physical pleasure, it may not have been the best bj I’ve ever gotten. But holy shit the mental/emotional hotness made it easily one of my top sexual experiences.
Went out clubbing with a few of my friends to celebrate another friend being back in the country after having lived in Japan for a few years. We were all kinda taking turns dancing with each other, when returning friend dances up to me, then dances all over me. After a bit, she took me by the hand and guided me off the dance floor to sit down and just looked me in the eyes and said “so I’m trying to f*ck you.”
I’m pretty dense, so that was about the level of honesty that I require for seduction to sink in🤣
When I was in high school, one of the hottest upperclassmen girls and I had a study hall together. We got to know each other and despite my tiny frame and geeky demeanor, she took a liking to me. She invited me to her house one night to study, even though we had no classes together besides study hall lol I got there and her parents weren’t home and instead she challenged me to a game of pool. She said whoever wins gets a massage from the loser. She proceeded to blatantly throw the game, and would give me sexy eyes each time she missed every ball on the table. She didn’t even come close to getting one in. She sat me down for my massage and started taking my clothes off and kissing my neck and ears while rubbing my back. Then she told me how she wanted it to be her who took my virginity. Insane. Still can’t believe that happened to me.
At a club this blonde girl from Paris put her arms over my shoulders leaned in and said “I’ll give you a kiss if you guess my name”. I guessed Zoe and she said “my names Angela but close enough”.
Made out, danced, brought her to my place, she stayed there for the weekend it was a good time
I was in a horrible time. My bf at the time was really abusive (cheating, violence, stds, etc).
I went to my hometown for the funeral of a friend, feeling defeated and numb. I went to drink with my friends, and all of us were drinking the pain away at the time. At the end of the hangout, only me at this good friend were left, and I started crying and confessing everything I had been through with that bf.
My friend looked at me deep in my eyes and said, “I would treat you better.”
And good lord, he did. He still is, four years later.
I was at a hippy gathering when I was around 21. This red-headed hippy chick squats across from me with her long skirt hiked up, no panties on, her pussy lips glistening, and says, “I like it when a man tells me he finds me attractive and wants to fuck me.” I told her that I found her attractive and wanted to fuck her. She stood up, reached out her hand, and took me to her tent where we fucked for days.
I had just been on one date with this this girl that had ended in a long sensual kiss but no more. Over the next few days things got spicy over text as we shared what we each like in the bedroom. She then sent me a pic of her huge tits out and her mouth open wide, and then the hottest texts I’ve ever received:
“I want to feel you fucking the back of my throat so desperately. In the future, any time you’re horny, just push me down to my knees and fuck my face.”
Then later:
“I want you to come over after a long day and tell me everything while you’re just balls deep in my mouth, not even really paying attention to me, just getting off because you need it.”
I was floored. And that’s how I discovered I’m into the “free use” kink. And evidently, so is she. We did get to sleep together a few times but sadly never got to play out the scenes from her texts. I don’t miss the emotional drama she caused me, but man do I miss our sexual chemistry.
Lol reading these comments is hilarious.
Seducing women: eighteen-step plan involving a meet-cute and reservations at her favorite restaurant where the pianist happens to be playing a bossa nova version of her favorite song and you brush her hair away from her face at just the right moment and lean in slowly, but not too slowly, for a kiss with just the right amount of tongue
Seducing men: is naked “want a blow job?”
Her name was Marti. I was 19 and she was 24. We worked together in a restaurant kitchen. We became good friends and hung out a lot. She was way out of my league.
One night we were drinking and she drove me home. She came up to my apartment as she often did. As soon as we got in she plopped down on my bed and said “Take your clothes off”. I stood there stunned. She then said “Sometimes you just really need it”.
It was glorious.
Roommate’s friend came for dinner, but we all had a bit too much to drink, so she stayed over, sleeping on the couch. We’d been joking and mildly flirting all night, and I jokingly told her she could sleep in my bed, but only in return for some sexual favours. In the middle of the night I woke up to her closing my bedroom door, stripping off, and getting into bed with me.
We’ve been together ever since and celebrated our 13th wedding anniversary last month. Still the hottest thing I’ve ever experienced….