I think apologies afterwards like, I’ve never done that before and I’m so sorry when they squirt or when they get up and ask if I need something. This one chick after we finished she asked how her eyes looked while she looked into mine as I was coming.. she said she was trying really hard to just look as cute and like she wanted it as hard as she could and I really just appreciated how into she me was to even think of that and try. That was such a good night all the giggles afterwards, a movie never felt so good to watch and fall asleep too while her kitty’s were bugging me and trying to claim their spots on the bed. Always remember that night.
Wasn’t during, but after. This girl broke up with her bf, I was a rebound.
Anyway, after I saw her at her job. I flirted and she we could never hook up again. I asked why and she responded, “because you made me feel so good. I just got back with my boyfriend. If I get into your bed again, I’ll leave him and I love him. I told him what happened, and he says he’s gonna kick your ass.”
My SO, who suffered through a long, sexless, separated marriage, told me she never thought she’d have such a great sex life after everything. It definitely made me feel pretty great.
One night, I made my wife squirt 11 times. She didn’t say a word—just laid there, completely spent, barely able to move. No verbal response was needed.
After busting once, flipping her over for doggy, and busting a second without losing my hard on, she said “Oh my god, get the fuck out of me.”
I took it as a compliment.
I read that as complaint at first . And im still scared from a girl going holy shit your so pale when my boxers came off. I tan REALLY well but just not where the sun dont shine lol
The compliment part does come after – in a back handed way. Wow if your that pale normally you tan really well and get so much darker
I was hanging out with my friend’s wife and her cousin. We all went out and got drunk and ended up at her cousin’s place. My friends wife went to the bedroom and passed out and I ended up hooking up with her cousin. After we were done my friend’s wife woke up and she was my ride home so we got ready to leave. Her cousin looked at her and said “if you ever want anyone to eat your pussy I highly recommend this guy.”
I was flattered, even though I had no intention of ever proceeding.
My fiancée spent nearly a decade with a guy who couldn’t get it up, wouldn’t touch her if he wasn’t getting anything out of it, and was one of those who believes going down on a woman is being submissive and therefore bad.
Our first time, I ate her out three times to completion, plus one with my fingers, before going in myself. Each one was like a porn orgasm. Heavy breathing and moaning, eyes fluttering and rolling back, her whole body shook, plenty of “Oh my God’s” for good measure. The reaction and her saying “I love you” at the peak was enough of a compliment, but her words after the last orgasm still come back to me sometimes. She was all breathless, like she just ran a marathon, “Goddamn, you’re good at that. How did you ever worry you wouldn’t be able to satisfy me? I know… [We don’t talk about] past stuff and whatnot… Nobody’s ever taken care of me like you did. This is the first time I didn’t fake cumming just to get it over with. (I suggest another round.) No. I’m fucking dying here. It’s your turn.”
She was in the shower on her knees and told me that it was hard to suck bc it was too big. And my favroite part was that she told me she needs to “keep practising”
I mostly see men commenting here so I’m gonna put in my perspective here as a woman. The first time my bf and I had sex these were the first words he said “Holy fuck you’re so tight” made me feel amazing. 3 years in and he still says it everytime. I love that man 🙈
After a friend got done with a mind bending full body orgasm, and after a few minutes of me holding her while she caught her breath and remembered her name, she finally said, “I don’t know what the fuck just happened, but can I have another one tomorrow?”
Still sits atop the list as the most epic orgasm I’ve dished out.
She told me on several different occasions that she liked how l did her sexually. And a different time, while we were doing the deed, l said to her “tell me you love me”.
You may find it gross, and it is a little gross, but I definitely take it as a compliment that she shat herself a little while riding me. Didn’t even notice, I had to tell her after.
It was the comment…. How the fcuk did you do that, that was my first compliment, still sticks today, obviously it doesn’t take much to keep us happy lol
Nothing that was said but a girl I was with straight up had an asthma attack in the middle of it. I was too scared at the time to think it was cool but after she assured me she was ok, I was on top of the world.
“That was better than all the times in the 6 years with my ex put together”
This was after an absolutely abysmal performance on my part where the actual sex lasted about a minute. It’s all in the foreplay and aftercare, even for a hookup.
Well…actually just finally met a Redditor for the first time IRL after trying for almost 11 months…everyone either wants deposits or is in Nigeria lol…and I’ll spare you the details but at one point I went down there, she said wait I told you I’m at the tail end of my monthly thing, I said it’s fine, w my luck it’ll be another year before I’ve another opportunity, so I pulled out her tampon, threw it (somewhere) over my shoulder and started licking her, to which she started calling me “Crazy Daddy”…I’ve been called those two words before separately, it never when naked w someone. Also she asked me if I wanted to have sex w her in the ass, which was a compliment to me since I’d known her for about 15 minutes and there was no $ involved…just goes to show…some consideration for another can apparently pay dividends. Plus I was hoping she’d want to come back lol.
ITT: men who love it when you compliment their size. Ladies, it really is this easy. We are simple creatures. Also why we don’t believe you when you say size doesn’t matter lol
Silence because she couldn’t pull herself together followed by “it’s been a half hour and i’m still having orgasms” or she mutters stop while tapping out before it gets to tense for even her, a nympho.
She lost her voice for ages during it. Kind of like she was struggling to always catch her breath every time she tried to speak. All she did was rub my body and face until she came
My friend (no offence meant) shuddered and orgasmed twice with my 2 fingers inside her wet pussy. She later said that despite her not-so-likable sexual encounters in the past, that experience with me made her (amd I quote), “…fall in love with sex”. 🙂
Was hooking up with a on again/off again and she stopped, looked at my manhood, and said “You. Are…perfect…”
I don’t know what she meant, she never clarified, and I haven’t heard that from another partner so, okay. But damn that felt good and I’ll never forget it.
Not during sex, but I had a FWB and we lost contact after awhile. Not on bad terms, but it just fizzled. I see her now and again and we still fuck, with or without her being single, and she always says no one will ever fuck me like you do. Been going on for years.
He was usually pretty quiet and reserved during sex, but once, whatever I was doing made him scream out that I was the best he’d ever had. Never lived that one down.
I’ve never had a big chest, but once a guy told me I had Hollywood tits. It definitely made me feel great about my body, that even if they weren’t big they are still nice. Nice enough to be chosen to be on the silver screen 😂.
Almost 20 years later and I’m still thankful for the compliment.
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“Fuck you are so thick” 😈
Her legs shuddering afterwards.
Your belly is so soft
Take it slowly it’s big..
“You’re good at eating p****.”
That was the best sex I’ve ever had
That thing is too huge – you’re not putting that in me.
My girl getting turned on while I give myself an honorable discharge
The eye fluttering, tightening of the vag, and the sexy silence she expresses while she finishes makes me feel like I did an ok job
You are super tight 😵
“Superlunary”
I think apologies afterwards like, I’ve never done that before and I’m so sorry when they squirt or when they get up and ask if I need something. This one chick after we finished she asked how her eyes looked while she looked into mine as I was coming.. she said she was trying really hard to just look as cute and like she wanted it as hard as she could and I really just appreciated how into she me was to even think of that and try. That was such a good night all the giggles afterwards, a movie never felt so good to watch and fall asleep too while her kitty’s were bugging me and trying to claim their spots on the bed. Always remember that night.
I can’t feel my legs. Granted it was a long time ago, but it has been said in reference to my performance 💪🏼
“I love your girthy cock!”
The fact that all the timing worked out the first time, gives me a chance to go again, and again.
Man you sure know what you’re doing down there
‘Thank you’
Wasn’t during, but after. This girl broke up with her bf, I was a rebound.
Anyway, after I saw her at her job. I flirted and she we could never hook up again. I asked why and she responded, “because you made me feel so good. I just got back with my boyfriend. If I get into your bed again, I’ll leave him and I love him. I told him what happened, and he says he’s gonna kick your ass.”
I wasn’t even mad the entire ride home lol.
“Your tongue is magical”
My first girlfriend giving a handjob and saying “I can barely get my hand around it!”
She had smaller hands but still
Her squirting
She came so hard she passed out
The breakfast afterwards.
“Your ass fits so perfectly between my legs!
Less about what they actually say, and more about how their body reacts and feels afterward is the ultimate compliment.
My SO, who suffered through a long, sexless, separated marriage, told me she never thought she’d have such a great sex life after everything. It definitely made me feel pretty great.
Never been laid. Doesn’t apply
“I’m so lucky” – the night I lost my virginity of all nights too ahahah
Bottoming out, marriage material.
One night, I made my wife squirt 11 times. She didn’t say a word—just laid there, completely spent, barely able to move. No verbal response was needed.
Your still not done!?!?
It’s not THAT small…
“I love your fucking dick”
Legs shaking and eyes rolling up.
How did you do that? (coupled with a comatose state in the fetal position)
“Wow, you are so fucking big”
“You’re touching my brain”
That I was like an “exhilarating ride that I never know where we are going next, but I love it.” this.
She was smiling, breathless, and twitching. For an hour.
After busting once, flipping her over for doggy, and busting a second without losing my hard on, she said “Oh my god, get the fuck out of me.”
I took it as a compliment.
This chick was blowing me & eventually started staring at my dick and said “I’ve never seen a pretty dick before but this thing is… pretty”
I read that as complaint at first . And im still scared from a girl going holy shit your so pale when my boxers came off. I tan REALLY well but just not where the sun dont shine lol
The compliment part does come after – in a back handed way. Wow if your that pale normally you tan really well and get so much darker
You look like a porn star
“That was awesome sex Mr reddit guy I’m Op’s mom”
Now I understand why my friend wants to marry people from your nationality.
I was told I should write a “How To” book, to teach other guys how to eat pussy.
You body is a piece of art
“You’re fingering me better than I do it myself. Are you sure this is your first time?”
Also her wanting to fuck me immediately the next time we met
“You’re one of very few guys who’s been able to make me cum just using your mouth”
I was hanging out with my friend’s wife and her cousin. We all went out and got drunk and ended up at her cousin’s place. My friends wife went to the bedroom and passed out and I ended up hooking up with her cousin. After we were done my friend’s wife woke up and she was my ride home so we got ready to leave. Her cousin looked at her and said “if you ever want anyone to eat your pussy I highly recommend this guy.”
I was flattered, even though I had no intention of ever proceeding.
“You are my personal pornstar.”
I’ m a dude, and I’ve had more than one woman tell me that I eat pussy just as good as a woman!
My fiancée spent nearly a decade with a guy who couldn’t get it up, wouldn’t touch her if he wasn’t getting anything out of it, and was one of those who believes going down on a woman is being submissive and therefore bad.
Our first time, I ate her out three times to completion, plus one with my fingers, before going in myself. Each one was like a porn orgasm. Heavy breathing and moaning, eyes fluttering and rolling back, her whole body shook, plenty of “Oh my God’s” for good measure. The reaction and her saying “I love you” at the peak was enough of a compliment, but her words after the last orgasm still come back to me sometimes. She was all breathless, like she just ran a marathon, “Goddamn, you’re good at that. How did you ever worry you wouldn’t be able to satisfy me? I know… [We don’t talk about] past stuff and whatnot… Nobody’s ever taken care of me like you did. This is the first time I didn’t fake cumming just to get it over with. (I suggest another round.) No. I’m fucking dying here. It’s your turn.”
”Nice bush, I could make it into a goatee”
You’re bigger than your brother
“I thought it’d be bigger” as she sucked on it. Cause I have big dick energy she said
“I guess I have just never been with anyone good before…”
It’s nice yours doesn’t hurt as much as all the others 😭
Ooh thats deep.
She was in the shower on her knees and told me that it was hard to suck bc it was too big. And my favroite part was that she told me she needs to “keep practising”
Actually made me so happy and still does.
I mostly see men commenting here so I’m gonna put in my perspective here as a woman. The first time my bf and I had sex these were the first words he said “Holy fuck you’re so tight” made me feel amazing. 3 years in and he still says it everytime. I love that man 🙈
“You always start my period early”
Are you an athlete?
After a friend got done with a mind bending full body orgasm, and after a few minutes of me holding her while she caught her breath and remembered her name, she finally said, “I don’t know what the fuck just happened, but can I have another one tomorrow?”
Still sits atop the list as the most epic orgasm I’ve dished out.
And yeah, day two was just as good.
She told me on several different occasions that she liked how l did her sexually. And a different time, while we were doing the deed, l said to her “tell me you love me”.
You may find it gross, and it is a little gross, but I definitely take it as a compliment that she shat herself a little while riding me. Didn’t even notice, I had to tell her after.
That’s never gunna fit
“There’s no way this is your first time”, and it was.
“Your skin is so soft” ☺️
“Wow you know what you’re doing”
“That’ll do pig. That’ll do”
I’m so pleased to have a step-brother like you, I thought I would never get out from that washing machine.
I love your cock
While giving oral: “You’re almost as good as a lesbian”
I assume that’s gotta be pretty good because she couldn’t get out of bed after.
“I’m so sore, but in a REALLY good way” and “I don’t think I’ll find anyone that’s better than you”
It was the comment…. How the fcuk did you do that, that was my first compliment, still sticks today, obviously it doesn’t take much to keep us happy lol
You taste so good
It wasn’t a compliment, but the opposite. She said, Jis, you can hide your stomach at least a little. I have been going to the gym since then
Nothing that was said but a girl I was with straight up had an asthma attack in the middle of it. I was too scared at the time to think it was cool but after she assured me she was ok, I was on top of the world.
She said if I ever died in a horrible accident, she would get to the hospital first and get my dick so she could still use it
I’m not saying I remember this because I was flattered, because that’s not the effect this compliment had
“It’s like two coke cans stacked on top of each other”
For the record- that’s completely bullshit, but it felt nice at the time 😂
“That was better than all the times in the 6 years with my ex put together”
This was after an absolutely abysmal performance on my part where the actual sex lasted about a minute. It’s all in the foreplay and aftercare, even for a hookup.
She returned the money.
“Are you inside?” I take pride in my ninja like abilities
Just a “good girl” hits different
Well…actually just finally met a Redditor for the first time IRL after trying for almost 11 months…everyone either wants deposits or is in Nigeria lol…and I’ll spare you the details but at one point I went down there, she said wait I told you I’m at the tail end of my monthly thing, I said it’s fine, w my luck it’ll be another year before I’ve another opportunity, so I pulled out her tampon, threw it (somewhere) over my shoulder and started licking her, to which she started calling me “Crazy Daddy”…I’ve been called those two words before separately, it never when naked w someone. Also she asked me if I wanted to have sex w her in the ass, which was a compliment to me since I’d known her for about 15 minutes and there was no $ involved…just goes to show…some consideration for another can apparently pay dividends. Plus I was hoping she’d want to come back lol.
I bet you’ve dropped more boxers than Mike tyson
My boyfriend, *moans* “I love eating your ass”
She on all fours saying “love it when you fuck me doggy”. I still see her amazing butt I’m from of me.
Lost count after 11
Your fuck is fucking awesome
“This is so much more fun without your uncle”
ITT: men who love it when you compliment their size. Ladies, it really is this easy. We are simple creatures. Also why we don’t believe you when you say size doesn’t matter lol
The first time he slid his dick in he said “this is the best thing I’ve ever felt” and came after a few pumps.
I know it must’ve just been a while for him but it still made me smile.
“You’re way too good at what you do.”
Made her body shake for a good minute after we finished
My wife “I can’t hear… you f@($ me deaf”
A hook up came out with;
“I fucking love you”
And then immediately corrected to:
“I love fucking you”
Silence because she couldn’t pull herself together followed by “it’s been a half hour and i’m still having orgasms” or she mutters stop while tapping out before it gets to tense for even her, a nympho.
You’re bigger than I thought.
“Wow, crisp hundred dollar bills!”
She lost her voice for ages during it. Kind of like she was struggling to always catch her breath every time she tried to speak. All she did was rub my body and face until she came
My wife told me I have a great penis, and I’ve been riding that high for 5 years now.
My friend (no offence meant) shuddered and orgasmed twice with my 2 fingers inside her wet pussy. She later said that despite her not-so-likable sexual encounters in the past, that experience with me made her (amd I quote), “…fall in love with sex”. 🙂
The first time I hooked up with someone who went on to be a boyfriend for roughly a year said “what a pretty pussy” and I still think about it hah
For the record, I hadnt asked.
Was hooking up with a on again/off again and she stopped, looked at my manhood, and said “You. Are…perfect…”
I don’t know what she meant, she never clarified, and I haven’t heard that from another partner so, okay. But damn that felt good and I’ll never forget it.
When my roommate and his girlfriend started clapping from another room after my girlfriend and I finished.
Not during sex, but I had a FWB and we lost contact after awhile. Not on bad terms, but it just fizzled. I see her now and again and we still fuck, with or without her being single, and she always says no one will ever fuck me like you do. Been going on for years.
With my penis in her vagina I adjusted my wife’s back with one hard thrust. I heard and could feel the adjustment of her spine thru my cock.
You fill me up
“You cum so much. Would be an instababy if that was in me”
It’s so big it’s like an arm
So many guys tell me they never cum from blowjobs til they met me 😇😇
A boy I went out with for a few months asked me if I had done an anal whitening haha, I didn’t know that existed
Texted me the next day saying it hurt to walk but it turned her on thinking about me
He was usually pretty quiet and reserved during sex, but once, whatever I was doing made him scream out that I was the best he’d ever had. Never lived that one down.
“It’s crazy how horny your moans make me” – sounds less weird in German. And she said it twice. In quick succession. God, I loved that woman.
“You’ve been told before that you’re great at this, haven’t you?”
Spoiler: I have 😏
“Sex with you is like reading a smut book “
She brought the condoms, but they were too small.
She said “Sorry, I didn’t know you had a fucking OGRE DICK!”
I bursted out laughing, and she said “What are ye doin in my swamp?!”
I then proceeded to thrust in her while singing “Some-body once told me the woooorld was gonna roll me!”
I regret nothing.
I’ve never had a big chest, but once a guy told me I had Hollywood tits. It definitely made me feel great about my body, that even if they weren’t big they are still nice. Nice enough to be chosen to be on the silver screen 😂.
Almost 20 years later and I’m still thankful for the compliment.
He called me his sexual soulmate. I was pretty speechless. We broke up shortly after though.