What is something a woman (or man) did thinking it was hot and would turn you on but it totally did not?

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Just as the question says. Something that a woman thought she was doing to get you going but was a no go for you?

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  1. ThatOneAttorney Avatar

    Considered making a sandwich as “cooking.”

  2. SamuraiGoblin Avatar

    In the heat of passion, a woman began nibbling my nipple.

    “Erm, what exactly are you doing? Please stop that.”

    I am sure there are some men who enjoy having their nipples played with. Not me, it does absolutely nothing for me.

  3. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    A lass once tried to give me a lapdance in her parents’ lounge. It was about as erotic as a dead badger.

  4. Defiant_Sir767 Avatar

    Spitting/drooling during sex. She wanted to try it and yeah never again thank you 😂

  5. InfintiyStoned420 Avatar

    I had a girl sucking my balls too hard and I said ow that hurts stop- she said “you don’t like it too hurt”trying be sexy. No, I do not.

  6. Tifas_Titties Avatar

    On a date playing pool.. she seductively says “you like watching me bend over when I shoot?”

    Then proceeded to take a shot and miss completely lmao

  7. ant_exe Avatar

    When I was 19, my gf ‘in the heat of the moment’ stuck her thumb up my ass. It was… unexpected.

  8. ComfortableRow8437 Avatar

    Try not to sharpen your teeth when pleasuring me.

  9. KairuneG Avatar

    Lick/stick her tongue in my ear.

    Whilst the sensation was pretty interesting and certainly pleasurable, the schlurp schlorp sounds and hard breathing ASMR turned my carrot into a squash pretty much immediately.

  10. Ricky_Martins_Vagina Avatar

    A Madagascan prostitute with a third nipple kept trying to force it into my mouth while we were fucking. It was really weird and did not turn me on at all. I’m not much of a nipple guy in the first place, even less so when it’s a spare nipple on the side of her left tit 😬

  11. zipcodekidd Avatar

    As a mailman, whenever a lady came to the door naked or half naked to lure me in always turned me off. Did not that matter if they were married or not. I thought it would be hot when I first started, but it was just an ego boost. After that my mind goes straight to “winter is here”.

  12. Efficient-Log8009 Avatar

    Told me that she’s never been in a relationship before where she hasn’t cheated. She wasn’t divorced yet either. Then proceeded to talk to me about settling down in a few days of hooking up. Wondering what she was thinking when she told me that.

  13. bluerog Avatar

    Suggested oral sex in a movie theater.

    It was an IMAX Star Wars movie. I paid like $45 for the tickets. If I’m going to spend that kind of money on tickets, you’re going to fricking pay attention to the movie.

  14. FuRadicus Avatar

    Dressing up in lingerie or a slutty outfit for surprise sex. Has the opposite effect on me because it’s like bam, now you’re pressured to come perform in the bedroom.

  15. Achumofchance Avatar

    Licked my eyeball