Just as the question says. Something that a woman thought she was doing to get you going but was a no go for you?
What is something a woman (or man) did thinking it was hot and would turn you on but it totally did not?
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Just as the question says. Something that a woman thought she was doing to get you going but was a no go for you?
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Considered making a sandwich as “cooking.”
In the heat of passion, a woman began nibbling my nipple.
“Erm, what exactly are you doing? Please stop that.”
I am sure there are some men who enjoy having their nipples played with. Not me, it does absolutely nothing for me.
A lass once tried to give me a lapdance in her parents’ lounge. It was about as erotic as a dead badger.
Spitting/drooling during sex. She wanted to try it and yeah never again thank you 😂
I had a girl sucking my balls too hard and I said ow that hurts stop- she said “you don’t like it too hurt”trying be sexy. No, I do not.
On a date playing pool.. she seductively says “you like watching me bend over when I shoot?”
Then proceeded to take a shot and miss completely lmao
When I was 19, my gf ‘in the heat of the moment’ stuck her thumb up my ass. It was… unexpected.
Try not to sharpen your teeth when pleasuring me.
Lick/stick her tongue in my ear.
Whilst the sensation was pretty interesting and certainly pleasurable, the schlurp schlorp sounds and hard breathing ASMR turned my carrot into a squash pretty much immediately.
A Madagascan prostitute with a third nipple kept trying to force it into my mouth while we were fucking. It was really weird and did not turn me on at all. I’m not much of a nipple guy in the first place, even less so when it’s a spare nipple on the side of her left tit 😬
As a mailman, whenever a lady came to the door naked or half naked to lure me in always turned me off. Did not that matter if they were married or not. I thought it would be hot when I first started, but it was just an ego boost. After that my mind goes straight to “winter is here”.
Told me that she’s never been in a relationship before where she hasn’t cheated. She wasn’t divorced yet either. Then proceeded to talk to me about settling down in a few days of hooking up. Wondering what she was thinking when she told me that.
Suggested oral sex in a movie theater.
It was an IMAX Star Wars movie. I paid like $45 for the tickets. If I’m going to spend that kind of money on tickets, you’re going to fricking pay attention to the movie.
Dressing up in lingerie or a slutty outfit for surprise sex. Has the opposite effect on me because it’s like bam, now you’re pressured to come perform in the bedroom.
Licked my eyeball