Anything other than sleep or sex. That’s all the bed is for. I’ve known people that lay in bed all day and it’s not bc they’re sick or disabled, it’s bc they’re lazy AF and I think it’s disgusting to live in your bed when you’re not bound there due to health reasons.
I have a wife and I’d say threesome cause I disappoint my wife sometimes and I’m not about to do that to someone else and on the other end I’m not about to have some dude show her something I don’t know and get left.
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Car maintenance.
Eat
Sleep
Putting my shoes in the bed, like I would die I tell ya
Work
Start a dry cleaning business
Watch tv
Shit
Nothing! I’m open to anything in bed
I don’t know? I’ll try anything once
dudes
Record 712 hours of forklift safety training videos
Bark like a camel
Eat. Then I’d have to change the sheets more than once a year.
Invade Europe
Genocide
Get a good nights sleep.
Get a good night’s sleep apparently
apparently, sleep
Go swimming
Have a dump
Things I Absolutely Refuse to Do in Bed:
Keep Laughing!! 😀😉😉
Eat buffalo wings
Eat a Nature’s Valley Bar
Have someone else in it. It’s my bed.
Poo or pee play
Choking, abusing them physically in general. If some people want to get the shit kicked out of them mid-sex great for them, not very sexy to me.
Taxes
I prefer if he doesn’t assume I want it in the ass, “just for fun” 😂
Washing dishes and taking a piss, I don’t really mind taking a shit in bed but pissing is off limits sorry
Eat crisps.
Watersports call me boring but it ain’t for me.
Share it with smone whom I don’t have feelings for or doesn’t mean anything to me .not just anybody
Convert to Islam again
Wear outside clothes
Let someone smoke a cigarette in it.
Eat
Make fried chicken
Run
Apparently my body doesn’t like sleeping. Here I am Saturday, on a day off at 6 AM responding
Use my phone
OPs mom
Wake up
Learn to ice skate
Eat. I hate crumbs on my bed.
Nothing, bed is life.
Open a pizzeria
Be humiliated, belittled.
No bouncy castles with slides
Anything other than sleep or sex. That’s all the bed is for. I’ve known people that lay in bed all day and it’s not bc they’re sick or disabled, it’s bc they’re lazy AF and I think it’s disgusting to live in your bed when you’re not bound there due to health reasons.
Pray. Not anymore.
My dead grandfather.
Amber heard shitting in the bed style. Nada.
Sleep while I got nothing on, I’m uncomfortable when I doing so.
Eat stuff that leaves crumbs.
Go to sleep
Rimming
My sister
Shoes
Anal and other women
Pee and/or poo. I just prefer the bathroom for this sort of thing. Call me old fashioned.
Dudes
Be awake
Wearing socks.
Never understood what is the appeal of this. Kills the “fully naked intimate moment” vibe for me.
Wear outside clothes
uppercuts
A chick asked me to put a gun to the back of her head once.
Period sex. Id rather not clean up a massacre.
Vacuum
Crisp sandwhich….. damn crumbs get everywhere.
Eat toast.
Sleep
Iron, make butter, change a tyre
Actually go to bed
Smoke. Not for any safety reasons, just because I have nowhere to put an ash tray. Also eating in bed because its disgusting.
Crash the stock market and tariff the entire world
Piss and shit
My bed or their bed?
Two chicks at once, man
Threesome. I wouldn’t want to share myself with someone other than the one I love.
Campfire & marshmallows.
(f)Receive anal. Pegging however, absolutely.
Start a bonfire
I have a wife and I’d say threesome cause I disappoint my wife sometimes and I’m not about to do that to someone else and on the other end I’m not about to have some dude show her something I don’t know and get left.
Gardening
Sleep without showering.
Wear socks.
Not watching yt.
my taxes
A lad! 🙂
Eat toast.
The crumbs
walk my pet sand.
Sleep
Sleep, apparently.
Shit.
Sit on my bed with outside clothes
Watch super satisfying car cleaning videos for hours
sleep peacefully apparently
No butt stuff. Ew
Foursome. The bed isn’t big enough.
Sleep on time
Sleep
Hard drugs
Sometimes around 5:00 am, I refuse to sleep. I lie in bed, trying to get back to sleep, but nope…
Quantum physics
Swim
Eat food.
Poop
Anything other than sleep and sex. No phones, no reading. Nothing.
Shower
Sex
Eat popcorn
Sex
Eat a Nature Valley bar.
sleep without covers
Move my cat once she gets comfy
Poop.
Fall asleep easily
Eat. Drinking’s fine, rating’s a no no. Watching TV also
Get crumbs everywhere
Eating. Disgusting