All the apps. I swear to the mother above if I have to download yet another app just to do something simple like park at a baseball game… well, I’m sure I’ll just be downloading the zillionth app, but damn it’s so annoying.
AI answering systems, they prompt you to answer and then don’t understand what you are saying. Oh by the way you cannot talk to a pharmacist directly anymore, leave a brief VM and someone will return your call in an hour. Looking at you CVS!
people who take a political side without doing any ounce of research. same with people who choose a political party based on the race/gender of a politician instead of their policies
The fact that I need to create an account, set a password, download an app, fill out my personal info, and link a credit card just to take a piss is absolutely absurd.
Nothing like needing a password, a verified profile, and a linked credit card just to use the bathroom. Truly the pinnacle of modern convenience.
Fucking Kansas burning their whole peice of shit state on purpose and smoking everyone else out during one of the few times of the year you can leave your windows open all day and night. Fucking assholes!
Online sports betting. Look I’ve always secretly watched sports but always thought gambling was for Vegas getaways. I don’t think flying these ads in front of an increasing addiction prone society is ok.
I’d rather legal sex work ads be everyone so dudes will stop shooting schools up bc their dad shamed them into thinking masturbation is a sin.
Also tipping culture and everything as a “shittified” app that simply doesn’t work.
I literally just complained about this in another subreddit, but I’m sick of tipping culture. Particularly since a lot of places are trying to push the standard tip to 25% for the most mundane services.
I can’t see a website without first creating an account. (Usually a shopping site).
I can’t view my results of a quiz of a product I’m considering purchasing without giving my name and email.
Click bait.
(I realize that’s 3. I also realize that they’re related, so maybe it’s just one. I also note they’re all related to the http://www... I need to get off the internet. )
Fuckin pollen, man! If it’s not covering my car, it’s covering my insides! I can’t breathe, my eyes look like I’ve been double whammied by Mike Tyson at his prime, and my nose is stuffy, runny and itchy. And we’re not even in May yet.
How disrespectful kids are to teachers nowadays. I can’t imagine a world where I’d think it was ok to call my teacher “bruh” or tell them they’re “doing too much.” Even the videos content creators make acting like their students make me cringe. Also I’m a nurse and I hate 99% of Nursetok. I’m in my early 30’s yet feel like a crotchety old person.
Technology in general. I like the medical tech that grants us easier surgery. But why is there a hot spot at Ruby Falls. You’re in a cave hundreds of feet down in a mountain?! People can’t wait to get out of the literal mountain to post their pictures?! Look at the WATERFALL! It was so beautiful it made me cry.
Car drivers who swerve to block motorcyclists from lane filtering at intersections or lane splitting through low speed traffic (think bumper to bumper on the highway).
It’s objectively safer for us to do this and get out of the way faster. Why risk causing a wreck? Are you jealous of us being able to move through traffic easier? Do you just lump us all together as being inherently criminal for our preferred method of transportation? What is the reasoning?
Ignorance. Some spout shit while knowing nothing, and I who has studied the subject for 20 years am still humble about it, saying we always learn more and never truly know everything since things always change in this world, then they start screaming with their hate filled minds, and it is so sickening for them of course, how pitiable, how pathetic can you get, I mean really? Going that low? When every other sheep already has, hah, no spectacular talent either, just mediocre hatred towards something actually positive that could even help them, well that’s their choice anyway, to be dumb on purpose, so what can we do? Ignore them, still annoying, like a fly sometimes. Even flies are kinder tho, and I like flies actually.
The way ppl have white washed Avocado Toast. It’s the one thing that makes my blood boil when I see it’s on the menu. I have never ordered this from a restaurant. It’s appalling to me to see it cost $15.
I went to Panera three times and each visit, I was met with rude associates. The final straw was when I ordered some chili and there were chickpeas in there. 🙃 It’s not fair to judge all Paneras based on my few experiences but I don’t care. 😂
Jewelry places selling yellow diamonds as if they are something great.
First time I walked into Tiffany’s I saw their main display of yellow diamonds. I turned around and walked out and vowed never to be back and to say no to anyone who ever proposed to me with a Tiffany ring…I might even break up with a guy if he bought me anything Tiffany’s.
Avery business card printing products. I dam near punched a hole in my computer screen trying to get the front and back to align, still haven’t figured it out.
Restaurant surcharges! I live in Chicago, and it’s become standard for many restaurants (especially those owned by larger restaurant groups) to add 3-4% onto the bill as an “optional surcharge” that covers operating expenses and rising costs — and does NOT go to staff. Makes me salty!
I have beef with keureg. The first few batches of them were made so you hit the power button, hit the brew button, and then the water would start to heat. This was perfect because I’d grab a cup, use that cup to fill the thing with water, pop in a pod, and start it going, all in one stop. Then some GENIUS decided that when you hit the power button, the water starts and you can only brew after the water has come to temperature.
It completely ruined the product for me. What was once a convenient single serve coffee maker has become a bulky, tedious appliance that demands you babysit it through the whole process. Fuck keureg.
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People
Potatoes
Subscriptions for everything
Trees. Don’t think I need to explain
The fact that streaming services are basically just cable nowadays
Rice
Loud cars
Rice
Illegal wiretapping sold as an analytics telemetry and convenience of product placement for sale of services.
The government
All the apps. I swear to the mother above if I have to download yet another app just to do something simple like park at a baseball game… well, I’m sure I’ll just be downloading the zillionth app, but damn it’s so annoying.
Bugs, especially spiders.
AI answering systems, they prompt you to answer and then don’t understand what you are saying. Oh by the way you cannot talk to a pharmacist directly anymore, leave a brief VM and someone will return your call in an hour. Looking at you CVS!
Influencers
The size of pizza, I swear they have shrunk.
You
Table corners. Why must they always have it out for my pinky toes?
Mosquitos
Morrissey
people who take a political side without doing any ounce of research. same with people who choose a political party based on the race/gender of a politician instead of their policies
Those “push and turn to open” pumps on soap bottles and lotions
Pretty sure I have not successfully opened one ever. Half of them just break immediately
Wasps
Chicken
People who have no respect for their neighbors trying to sleep
The fact that I need to create an account, set a password, download an app, fill out my personal info, and link a credit card just to take a piss is absolutely absurd.
Nothing like needing a password, a verified profile, and a linked credit card just to use the bathroom. Truly the pinnacle of modern convenience.
The abundance of ads prime video has now
Those dudes selling internet service at Walmart.
Baked potato and asparagus
Dave Franco. it’s totally one sided and for no reason but fuck that guy.
My metabolism
Advertising. It’s every where
Phone game advertisements.
People who say “objectively” when they mean “subjectively” eg A song was objectively bad
Being taxed double, triple, quadruple, quintiple…
Mashed potatoes usually
Edit: Bah, someone beat me to it 🙁
People who slow down to merge into traffic. It’s called an acceleration lane for a reason.
Broccoli
teriyaki sauce
dinner
YouTube on the TV. Once I got 5 fucking ads in a row… Also I refuse to pay a cent to YT so don’t even suggest premium
Laziness
Fucking Kansas burning their whole peice of shit state on purpose and smoking everyone else out during one of the few times of the year you can leave your windows open all day and night. Fucking assholes!
People not putting the carts in the cart coral!!
Broccoli
Generally I have potatoes and carrots, occasionally asparagus.
Water chestnuts
Life
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson behaved rudely to my theater troupe in 2004 and I still haven’t forgiven him.
Beer and fried potatoes
Bad kids with even worse parents that always give everyone a hard time; especially teachers.
burgers
Online sports betting. Look I’ve always secretly watched sports but always thought gambling was for Vegas getaways. I don’t think flying these ads in front of an increasing addiction prone society is ok.
I’d rather legal sex work ads be everyone so dudes will stop shooting schools up bc their dad shamed them into thinking masturbation is a sin.
Also tipping culture and everything as a “shittified” app that simply doesn’t work.
I literally just complained about this in another subreddit, but I’m sick of tipping culture. Particularly since a lot of places are trying to push the standard tip to 25% for the most mundane services.
Yorkshire pud.
Burgers. Subscriptions for everything. And even when paying subscriptions, we still get ads.
The group therapy I go to has an intern observing and she said that I’m not the kind of person that makes people miss them. Fuck that bitch.
Restaurants that refer to sandwiches as “sandos.” Seems to be a trend where I live and it makes my skin crawl.
Apartments nickel and diming every little thing for a mediocre living space.
People who view you as less than lol
I can’t see a website without first creating an account. (Usually a shopping site).
I can’t view my results of a quiz of a product I’m considering purchasing without giving my name and email.
Click bait.
(I realize that’s 3. I also realize that they’re related, so maybe it’s just one. I also note they’re all related to the http://www... I need to get off the internet. )
I freaking hate the doors in my house. They don’t open half the time and I just run into them face first.
Fuckin pollen, man! If it’s not covering my car, it’s covering my insides! I can’t breathe, my eyes look like I’ve been double whammied by Mike Tyson at his prime, and my nose is stuffy, runny and itchy. And we’re not even in May yet.
The non existent term limits for congress
Phones, advertising, fame, social media…
Red wine
Text field for emails that glare with red text EMAIL INPUT INCORRECT when I just type my first letter instead of @
How disrespectful kids are to teachers nowadays. I can’t imagine a world where I’d think it was ok to call my teacher “bruh” or tell them they’re “doing too much.” Even the videos content creators make acting like their students make me cringe. Also I’m a nurse and I hate 99% of Nursetok. I’m in my early 30’s yet feel like a crotchety old person.
My babymama new broke ass boyfriend
Carrots, potatoes, onions, rosemary, and red wine.
Doors that do not stay closed.
Cucumbers
Technology in general. I like the medical tech that grants us easier surgery. But why is there a hot spot at Ruby Falls. You’re in a cave hundreds of feet down in a mountain?! People can’t wait to get out of the literal mountain to post their pictures?! Look at the WATERFALL! It was so beautiful it made me cry.
Blimps. They’re giant and ugly and terrifying and just SIT in the sky
When Snapple changed their bottles from glass to plastic. 😤
Car drivers who swerve to block motorcyclists from lane filtering at intersections or lane splitting through low speed traffic (think bumper to bumper on the highway).
It’s objectively safer for us to do this and get out of the way faster. Why risk causing a wreck? Are you jealous of us being able to move through traffic easier? Do you just lump us all together as being inherently criminal for our preferred method of transportation? What is the reasoning?
Tacos
My dick, it’s too big and annoying. All it’s good for is posting on my reddit, gets thousands of upvotes lol
Bright ass LED headlights on vehicles. I have an astigmatism in both eyes, yes my genes are weak but please, why am i being blinded
having to pretend I’m placing an online order just to look at a restaurant’s menu
My shower curtain
Burger
Newborn pajamas that snap. This does not work at 2 am.
Broccoli and rice.
Ignorance. Some spout shit while knowing nothing, and I who has studied the subject for 20 years am still humble about it, saying we always learn more and never truly know everything since things always change in this world, then they start screaming with their hate filled minds, and it is so sickening for them of course, how pitiable, how pathetic can you get, I mean really? Going that low? When every other sheep already has, hah, no spectacular talent either, just mediocre hatred towards something actually positive that could even help them, well that’s their choice anyway, to be dumb on purpose, so what can we do? Ignore them, still annoying, like a fly sometimes. Even flies are kinder tho, and I like flies actually.
The cupcake industry. Cupcakes are a smaller version of cakes. And then they have mini cupcakes now they have jumbo cupcakes. Give it a rest
People in dual turning lane at a light getting in your lane at the turn and honking at you for it.
Fuck those idiots.
Eco friendly straws that fail to deliver a pleasant strawing experience.
Those unskippable ads on videos that are under 30 seconds. Like bro, I came here for a meme, not a mini TED talk on car insurance.
The way ppl have white washed Avocado Toast. It’s the one thing that makes my blood boil when I see it’s on the menu. I have never ordered this from a restaurant. It’s appalling to me to see it cost $15.
Pedos
Christianity.
Pay to win schemes fam what a fucking lunacy
Vegans.
Influencers. They’re all narcissistic idiots.
My nextdoor neighbors running a daycare out of their apartment
DOWNLOAD THE APP AND MAKE AN ACCOUNT! No thanks I’m good.
Panera.
I went to Panera three times and each visit, I was met with rude associates. The final straw was when I ordered some chili and there were chickpeas in there. 🙃 It’s not fair to judge all Paneras based on my few experiences but I don’t care. 😂
A son of a bitch in high school (I moved to another city and I may never see him again) (And I even graduated)
Working class people forgetting that politicians work for the people.
Geese
Bread and BBQ sauce. Oh, you mean a different kind of beef?
Trying to remember variations of passwords for everything.
Broccoli
slow walkers blocking the entire pathway
Beef.
Marcos pizza
Cows 🐄
Why tf do I have to make a username and password for every single app, order, or just to pay a doctors office bill????
Folding fitted sheets.
My primary school teacher from when I was 11. I am now in my mid-twenties.
Jewelry places selling yellow diamonds as if they are something great.
First time I walked into Tiffany’s I saw their main display of yellow diamonds. I turned around and walked out and vowed never to be back and to say no to anyone who ever proposed to me with a Tiffany ring…I might even break up with a guy if he bought me anything Tiffany’s.
Cows.
Email subscriptions
A potato bun, cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and a side of fries
Needing to download an app for everything single I do as well as needing to remember all the usernames and passwords to get into them
Ads on Netflix. Go ‘way.
Naan
Black comedy. It’s sometimes turning too dark it… well…
Yeah. It’s my favorite kind of humors, but sometimes things go bit uncomfortable.
pedophiles
Avery business card printing products. I dam near punched a hole in my computer screen trying to get the front and back to align, still haven’t figured it out.
Fake grass
Guam
You, lil bro wassup
Spaghetti
Restaurant surcharges! I live in Chicago, and it’s become standard for many restaurants (especially those owned by larger restaurant groups) to add 3-4% onto the bill as an “optional surcharge” that covers operating expenses and rising costs — and does NOT go to staff. Makes me salty!
Lime skittles
People driving slow in the left lane
Cauliflower cheese
Automatic toilets
Slavery never went away. We’ve just reimagined it.
Mashed potatoes and zucchini
Skilled nursing facilities and care homes that give insane ratios
Kraft Macaroni
Cosmic crisp apples.
My hamburger
Roast potatoes, veg and gravy. It’s the only way!
The number 9 makes me really angry for some reason I don’t know why
Probably some greens and some mash.
Eggs. You can not sit here and tell me you like that shit.
The price of beef
Generative AI and AI that thinks for you can go fuck itself.
pizza dough tins, fucking scurge of the earth for any that are more than like a month old
People who listen to their phones and tablets in public on full blast with no headphones.
Lead.
Other pizza places trying to out pizza the Hut
I have beef with keureg. The first few batches of them were made so you hit the power button, hit the brew button, and then the water would start to heat. This was perfect because I’d grab a cup, use that cup to fill the thing with water, pop in a pod, and start it going, all in one stop. Then some GENIUS decided that when you hit the power button, the water starts and you can only brew after the water has come to temperature.
It completely ruined the product for me. What was once a convenient single serve coffee maker has become a bulky, tedious appliance that demands you babysit it through the whole process. Fuck keureg.
Store brand is almost as pricey as name brand.
Self checkouts
Yorkshire pudding