What is something you won’t hear from your SO?

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I don’t think I need new shoes for the ABC event, I’ve got plenty in my closet.

Comments

  1. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    I have enough decorative cushions. If you visited our house and stayed still long enough, there’s a good chance a decorative cushion would be artfully placed on you.

  2. Slow_Description_773 Avatar

    “I love you”. Been together for 13 years and I’ve heard that vey few times. She shows me love with her actions and presence, the last time she told me ” I love you” I looked upon her like something was wrong, so she got the drift lol…

  3. GAYPORNANDWARCRIMES Avatar

    “I’m trying to save money, I don’t think I’ll doordash bubble tea for the fourth time this week.”

    He’s such a zoomer.

  4. Friendly_Constant667 Avatar

    We don’t have to disinfect that ….
    It got worse after Covid

  5. chillvegan420 Avatar

    “Let’s eat animals today”. We’re vegan lol

  6. JacqueShellacque Avatar

    I’ll do the dusting and vaccuming.

  7. SimplySeano Avatar

    That I’m hot and I turn her on.