Start talking about their day at work while we’re in the middle of things. Nothing kills the vibe faster than ‘So, I had a meeting with Greg… I mean this could always wait, must not be that exact time always.
Jokes about harvesting my organs and very clear attempts to harvest them as well. Not exactly a turn off but it usually makes me feel quite upset and uncomfortable
There’s so many different possibilities, my mind ist running wild. But okay, if I had to decide, I guess it would be twirling around in circles, making electronic beep bop noises while force sprinkling bloody diarrhea on everything and everyone.
My ex wife and I were just about to get it on when her phone rang, instead of silencing or ignoring it she answered the phone and had a conversation with her sister that took about thirty minutes.
After five minutes I just got up and got dressed went downstairs and put on my headphones and listened to music.
She came down looking for an argument and I refused to engage which made her even more angry.
It happened – I was going down on her and she got uncomfortable. Instead of pulling away/asking me to stop she suddenly reached down and pushed me off by the forehead, pushing my head all the way back and badly injuring my neck. I was just lying there in pain like wtf was that??
Mentioning an ex. It’s like a mood-killer grenade that just blows everything up in one sentence. The only history I want to hear about is the one we’re creating together.
Voicing criticism. My ex-wife was exciting in bed when we dated. After we married she started up with little “comments “ about my technique. I’m open to change, but it got to the point where I completely lost interest in her as a partner in bed due to these constant criticisms. This was the turning point to our relationship and it all just went downhill from there. I should note that I tried to please her, but she was completely unresponsive and un-accommodating to me and my own suggestions for “trying new things”. In the end she admitted that she never enjoyed my “style” before marriage, but was confident she could change me to her liking.
No, your mutual acceptance is critical before making a life commitment. Never, and I mean never, commit to someone who is incapable of compromise and acceptance. You’re not going to change them, you’re just going to build a wall of regret.
Lol one time the wife came to me for some sexy time as I was chugging a sprite, and I turned too her and very lousy burped “ANAL!” She just kind of walked away.
My ex and I were making out once, it was getting more intimate and then they grabbed me by the shoulders and like flung me backwards so my feet left the ground. If that level of force had been applied in a porno, I suppose I would have just landed on the bed and then been ready for them to get on top of me. Instead I literally bounced up and down several times on my back against the mattress like something out of Tom and Jerry before I properly landed. Absolutely killed the moment and no sex took place.
Disclaimer: we were both young and inexperienced, they didn’t mean to hurt me and I wasn’t hurt or anything, I’d just expressed desire to be physically submissive in a previous convo and they tried to be spontaneous but were a bit overzealous. It also was a bed/ mattress we’d never been on before which was another unaccounted variable
My wife does not know how to shut her brain off. Mid coitus she has literally made comments about whether or not we’ve made the appointment to get our winter tires off the car. Immediate buzz kill. We’ve had numerous conversations about her needing to be “present”
She ate a dill pickle before hopping into bed.
Another time, we were making out on the couch, and she went upstairs to get ready, so I snuck in a giant bong hit and ruined the mood because of my breath.
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Mention an ex
Talking about another woman
Projectile vomit spiders while talking about my mother.
“Hey, you wanna see a magic trick?”
Be with someone who is not you ?
Break her water.
resurrect themselves.
Keep ranting about work.
Not participating
Argue.
Check their messages
Say im tired
use a baby voice… a guy a dated did this when he talked to me sometimes… luckily not in the bedroom but it gave me the ick everytime.
Call you the wrong name. Force something that doesn’t feel right.
Scold me like a. Child for the lube bottle falling off the bed on accident and the top
Breaking off
Start talking about her mom, her sister, or a friend while I am licking her nipples or fingering her.
Remain still.
“I think the ceiling needs to be painted”
Tickle me , like Wthelly
Talk
Start talking about their day at work while we’re in the middle of things. Nothing kills the vibe faster than ‘So, I had a meeting with Greg… I mean this could always wait, must not be that exact time always.
Check their phone in the middle of it!
Jokes about harvesting my organs and very clear attempts to harvest them as well. Not exactly a turn off but it usually makes me feel quite upset and uncomfortable
I briefly dated a girl who really liked using the word “rape” during sex.
For example, she’d say things like “Oh my god, you are just raping me right now!” if she was enjoying it.
After a couple of times, I literally stopped in the middle of it and told her not to say anything like that to me again.
Show up.
Farting
She goes for the “back door” but doesn’t call ahead and tell me she is coming
I had one date it was the last one too ghosted that one.
There’s so many different possibilities, my mind ist running wild. But okay, if I had to decide, I guess it would be twirling around in circles, making electronic beep bop noises while force sprinkling bloody diarrhea on everything and everyone.
My ex wife and I were just about to get it on when her phone rang, instead of silencing or ignoring it she answered the phone and had a conversation with her sister that took about thirty minutes.
After five minutes I just got up and got dressed went downstairs and put on my headphones and listened to music.
She came down looking for an argument and I refused to engage which made her even more angry.
Not shit on my chest when i ask for it.
Not want it but be forcing themselves like it’s a chore. Because they’re not attracted to you. Being used as a fleshlight isn’t fun either.
Escaping the basement.
Play cbat on speakers.
Come in.
It happened – I was going down on her and she got uncomfortable. Instead of pulling away/asking me to stop she suddenly reached down and pushed me off by the forehead, pushing my head all the way back and badly injuring my neck. I was just lying there in pain like wtf was that??
stupid joking
Wake me up
Whip out the old mobile phone and start texting.
Mentioning an ex. It’s like a mood-killer grenade that just blows everything up in one sentence. The only history I want to hear about is the one we’re creating together.
bring another man
Saying a name out loud, but it’s not their name
She mentions literally anyone else.
Put on MAGA hat
Sing a Disney song.
Voicing criticism. My ex-wife was exciting in bed when we dated. After we married she started up with little “comments “ about my technique. I’m open to change, but it got to the point where I completely lost interest in her as a partner in bed due to these constant criticisms. This was the turning point to our relationship and it all just went downhill from there. I should note that I tried to please her, but she was completely unresponsive and un-accommodating to me and my own suggestions for “trying new things”. In the end she admitted that she never enjoyed my “style” before marriage, but was confident she could change me to her liking.
No, your mutual acceptance is critical before making a life commitment. Never, and I mean never, commit to someone who is incapable of compromise and acceptance. You’re not going to change them, you’re just going to build a wall of regret.
Ask me to put on a red baseball cap and “do me like I was international trade relations!”
The slow clap when I drop my pants
Like my wife?!? Her being there pretty much ruins it for.me
Cry
Not seem into it.
Mention the name of the ugly maid
Slip out of the handcuffs.
Shit on my dick
Once she said something along the lines of “I don’t want to be a jerk, but here’s what’s wrong with your sister…”
Lol one time the wife came to me for some sexy time as I was chugging a sprite, and I turned too her and very lousy burped “ANAL!” She just kind of walked away.
Laugh
Start playing a medley of John Denver songs on kazoo
‘Aren’t you done yet?’, ‘hurry up’, ‘none of that does a thing for me’, ‘what’s your problem? I’m here naked, isn’t that enough?’
From experience:
My ex and I were making out once, it was getting more intimate and then they grabbed me by the shoulders and like flung me backwards so my feet left the ground. If that level of force had been applied in a porno, I suppose I would have just landed on the bed and then been ready for them to get on top of me. Instead I literally bounced up and down several times on my back against the mattress like something out of Tom and Jerry before I properly landed. Absolutely killed the moment and no sex took place.
Disclaimer: we were both young and inexperienced, they didn’t mean to hurt me and I wasn’t hurt or anything, I’d just expressed desire to be physically submissive in a previous convo and they tried to be spontaneous but were a bit overzealous. It also was a bed/ mattress we’d never been on before which was another unaccounted variable
Say something sarcastic about something I like.
Say “come for my daddy” instead of “come for your daddy”.
Laughed so hard I nearly puked and he got SO upset by it, we actually had a huge argument after it but it was so fucking funny.
Looking at your phone
could do? Of course. This question is silly.
She could pour boiling oil on me. That would be terrible.
Of the things she would do, no. That lady is hot as hell.
Vote
Satanic ritual can be a mood killer for sure.
Smelling bad!
Fart
Unless you are James Joyce
Hit their vape
Vape
My wife does not know how to shut her brain off. Mid coitus she has literally made comments about whether or not we’ve made the appointment to get our winter tires off the car. Immediate buzz kill. We’ve had numerous conversations about her needing to be “present”
Cry
She ate a dill pickle before hopping into bed.
Another time, we were making out on the couch, and she went upstairs to get ready, so I snuck in a giant bong hit and ruined the mood because of my breath.
Die
Walk in.
Make a comment about how we need to lose weight..
Begin talking about pop culture and Taylor Swift and celebrity dating. Immediate Mr. Softee.
Come back to life. Imagine how terrifying that would be.
Call me “daddy”
“One of the kids is awake”
While she was sucking I took a sip from my beer… Somehow she was upset by that
Shit the bed
Tell me I can’t watch her and her boyfriend
Lose control of her bowels