I hit on a girl who ended up having a very large and muscular boyfriend. Thankfully it turned out he was a friend of a friend and only hit me one time.
Dumb thing that happened faster than I could prevent it.
I threw up at the bar with about six or eight of my friends and splattered everything and everyone at the table
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Drove.
Ruined my anniversary
Jesus where do I start.
If I told this story, I’d draw a crowde.
Tripped and landed on my face, causing a huge scrape from my cheek to the top of my forehead, 8 weeks before my wedding.
Tried to fight a pack of coyotes
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Grabbed my woodford reserve and tried walking into the ocean.
Called the cops on myself.
In my defense I was 14 and loaded up with scotch from my friend’s parents’ liquor cabinet.
I hit on a girl who ended up having a very large and muscular boyfriend. Thankfully it turned out he was a friend of a friend and only hit me one time.
I threw up at the bar with about six or eight of my friends and splattered everything and everyone at the table
Put my pee pee in a woman that I wouldn’t of put my pee pee in sober
Think I can parkour and twist an ankle