What is your name? And the password was: I’ll tell you later
I spent about 3 minutes to understand why I’m slow, then the owner explained that the password was later I’ll tell you everything in lowercase đ
My upstairs neighbor’s wifi is ‘Shout PENIS for password’. One night during a power outage, heard some drunk guy actually yelling it in the courtyard. Nearly died laughing.
Guy I know found out the kid next door surfed on his wifi because he’d forgotten to put a password on it. He put one on it and changed the name to “Getyourownwifiyacunt”
I once jokingly named mine âBoobloverâ and an Apple Music device âSpankDatAssâ the day I moved in to an apartment block. Later that night a large chested neighbour showed up to welcome me. Ironically, Iâm a B-C cup kinda guy and jokingly named on the fly. 12hr after moving in I was sitting in the dark on a camping chair, with a pizza, 6 pack and a damn stupid smile on my face celebrating my 21st (mid week) birthday. (St Kilda, Melbourne in the 90s rocked)
Best damn Naming of my life đ
My brother in law and sister have a half bath right off of their main living room. They decided to decorate it in odd pictures of cats, just for fun. They also got an old porcelain cat that sits by the sink and is aimed at the toilet. As a joke they had a porcelain sign made that says “Don’t mind fluffy, he just likes to watch you pee.”
I’m not sure about everyone else, but as a visitor to someone’s house, the time I am most likely to connect to the wifi is when Im in the bathroom. When you bring up your phone and search for WiFi you’ll see: Toilet_Cat_Cam.
FreePorn! My son (when he was around 12 or so) went to a friend’s overnight birthday party. The birthday boy’s father created a Wifi name called “free_porn” (without telling any of the parents what was up) when the kids started settling down for the night. At about 10 o’clock or so, I got a call from my son asking me how to recover a wifi password because his friend had forgotten theirs, and didn’t want to wake the parents up. Turns out, the dad was listening in as the boys struggled madly trying to figure out the password. He said it kept them busy and out of trouble all night.
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“MoanLoudlyforFreeWIFI”
It was like a mall in Melbourne Australia.
Mcluvn’theMcockin’
ItHurtsWhenIP
1.Lehbekari, 2. Mehnhibataunga 3.Tellmywifilover
Weefee
“my socket”. um.
‘you are connected to my socket’.
5G choochoo train
Skynet.
What is your name? And the password was: I’ll tell you later
I spent about 3 minutes to understand why I’m slow, then the owner explained that the password was later I’ll tell you everything in lowercase đ
The LAN before time
BillWiTheScienceFi
The one I came up with for my home network – Hot Signals in Your Area.
Pretty proud of that one, tbh. đ
https://imgur.com/a/r9umE3t
BethYouKnowThatAssholeIsCheating
My past names: ThePromisedLAN
TheLANbeforeTime
Haven’t seen any funny ones but mine is named USS Enterprise đ
tell_my_wifi_love_her
666888
HelpImKidnappedApt2C
Deez N&ts
FBI
Yomommawashere
PrettyFlyForAWiFi
Not Yours
My travel router wifi is virus.exe
I cannot Wi so I cannot Fi.
FBI Surveillance Van
Notyourmugofcoffee
YouShallNotPass
TellMyWiFiLoveHer
I was on holiday in Munich:
Winstonchurchillwasacunt
ApertureLaboratoriesEnrichmentCenter
Tall Slut
It’s my own wifi, so I’m probably cheating, but it has never failed to amuse me lol
SpankMeMereddithđ
Click this one mom
Hide your kids, hide your WIFI
When I got my first apartment mine was âCIA SURVEILLANCEâ
There’s got to be a lot of “Houthi PC Small Group” ssids by now.
There’s a house near us that calls theirs “Lords of the Pings” that always makes me chuckle
Fbi
Unmarked Surveillance Vehicle
“Scream_The_N_Word_4_Password”
5g mind control tower
Wicanhearufking
5Gvaccineactivationpoint
HideYoKidsHideYoWIFI
Pretty fly for a wi-fi
My upstairs neighbor’s wifi is ‘Shout PENIS for password’. One night during a power outage, heard some drunk guy actually yelling it in the courtyard. Nearly died laughing.
Thereâs a hotel across the street from us.
Our Wifi is âHotelName Free Wifiâ, and itâs password protected. I guarantee someone has asked them about it.
My neighbour had jesusislord which isnât that funny. They also had jesusislord5g which amused me
Router-I-barely-knew-her
wannacry.exe
Once you connected, you can’t escape.
HifiMissesHisWifi
Definitelynotavirus
My hotspot is “PrettyFlyForAWifi”.
PrettyFlyForAWifi.
My wifi (borat voice)
Wifi like summer
âPoo Pooâ
WTF
“Go get your own WiFi”
Martin Router King
âFBI Surveillance Vanâ had me checking my blinds for days.
Guy I know found out the kid next door surfed on his wifi because he’d forgotten to put a password on it. He put one on it and changed the name to “Getyourownwifiyacunt”
TOTALLY NOT THE CIA
I once jokingly named mine âBoobloverâ and an Apple Music device âSpankDatAssâ the day I moved in to an apartment block. Later that night a large chested neighbour showed up to welcome me. Ironically, Iâm a B-C cup kinda guy and jokingly named on the fly. 12hr after moving in I was sitting in the dark on a camping chair, with a pizza, 6 pack and a damn stupid smile on my face celebrating my 21st (mid week) birthday. (St Kilda, Melbourne in the 90s rocked)
Best damn Naming of my life đ
Lonely wifey in your area.
2girls1wifi
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Dexterâs Lab
Wu Tang LAN
Hot signals in your area
Vaccinations kill.
Probably belongs to the same guy whose car in the underground parking garage has about two dozen stickers with the same message.
NoWifi8R gave me a chuckle
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Ours was Thatâs What She SSID
Cunnilinksys
My own.
2.4 – Never gonna give you up.
5.0 – Never gonna let you down.
Also used to have Connecto Patronum & Lord of the Pings
Wi believe I can Fi
Tell your WiFi said hi
NoFreeWiFi4You
Hideyokidshideyowifi
Wu Tang LAN
My home SSID is o=={:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
My guest WiFi is ><((((‘>
My phone’s hotspot is Panic At The Cisco
I may need help….
Not the WiFi name, but I once saw âfree wife availableâ on the restaurant door
Tess tickles, seen on an AA flight
Mine is âthats what she SSIDâ
Martin Router King
Honeypot
Osama_bin_laggin
Get Off My LAN
WeCanHearYouHavingSex
Mine is Lord Of The Pings
House LANnister
I caused a little family panic after renaming it to “disconnected”
PrettyFlyForAwifi
WiFi Beater
CatchMeOutSSIDe
There is a second hand store/ chain that specialises in games and electronics. Itâs called CeX
So naturally, their WiFi network names are:
ProtectedCeX
And
UnprotectedCeX
Shower cam #2
Porque-fi at Mexican restaurant
WAP
Pretty Fly For a WiFi
Let the poor connect
La Casa Frijoles Negros
If you can guess the password you can connect
Chance The Router
Number17wecanhearyoushagging
My brother in law and sister have a half bath right off of their main living room. They decided to decorate it in odd pictures of cats, just for fun. They also got an old porcelain cat that sits by the sink and is aimed at the toilet. As a joke they had a porcelain sign made that says “Don’t mind fluffy, he just likes to watch you pee.”
I’m not sure about everyone else, but as a visitor to someone’s house, the time I am most likely to connect to the wifi is when Im in the bathroom. When you bring up your phone and search for WiFi you’ll see: Toilet_Cat_Cam.
At a convention center: Yell penis for the password
Girls Gone WiFi
WiFi Miss American Pie
My neighbours kid had Masterbation station
Mine has been SilenceOfTheLANs for years now.
At college the best one I saw was WuTangLAN, always liked that one.
FreePorn! My son (when he was around 12 or so) went to a friend’s overnight birthday party. The birthday boy’s father created a Wifi name called “free_porn” (without telling any of the parents what was up) when the kids started settling down for the night. At about 10 o’clock or so, I got a call from my son asking me how to recover a wifi password because his friend had forgotten theirs, and didn’t want to wake the parents up. Turns out, the dad was listening in as the boys struggled madly trying to figure out the password. He said it kept them busy and out of trouble all night.
We got “Keep My Wifi’s Name Out Your Mouth” and the for the 2.4GHz one and “5G I Jane 2” for the 5G one.
Not sure it’s the funniest, but Meatparty used to show up on my router. I always wondered which of my neighbors it belonged to.
WeCanHearYouHavingSex
No, my girlfriend and I couldn’t but one of our neighbour did come to her to ask if we really can. đ¤Ł
Kohler digiflush toilet
The concept of a smart loo with wifi tickled me
UpsidedownWiFiPineapple
It Burns When IP
Unprotected Cex
Was the WiFi in UK game and tech store back in day no idea if it’s still the same but got good chuckle from me and mates back in day
My cousins wifi name was: I dont know. Anf the password was : iâm not telling.
Made for a very amusing moment when i asked for his wifi
Mine has been âThatswhatsheSSAIDâ for 15 years or so.
Wi-Fi Because-Fi.
Rip Twittels.
Martin Router King
Password: I have a stream
Jaime LANnister
Mine is “tell my Wi-Fi love her”
Get off my LAN
Someone in my apartment block has RCMP surveillance moose
TellMyWiFiLoveHer
My_anus_is_bleeding. While in a bagel shop in Montreal. Did not connect to this.
PrettyFlyForAwifi
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpiderLan
Connectile Dysfunction – cracked up when I first moved in and saw my neighbours WiFi name
My son made ours â(local police department)surveillance vanâ