During a psychotic break I slashed the tires on someones bike. Totally random, just a bike parked on the sidewalk. I was not in my right mind. Sorry to that person
When I was in high school my Spanish teacher gave me an A on a project I didn’t do. He asked if I turned it in, I lied and said yes (I was usually a very good student) and he says ,”oh yes I saw you turn it in yesterday,” and the next day there was an A in the grade book for a project I had only half way done. Really he convinced himself I turned it in, I just watched it happen.
Stole 100 bucks from my grandma and hid it in my hair . She said she needed it for the rent but I was already in too deep in the lie I wasnt willing to risk telling her and get beat lol
In grade school some little punk kept breaking my crayons. He was known as a compulsive liar so one day I broke his crayons in revenge. When he told the teacher I said he did it and tried to blame me. The teacher believed me over him and he got in trouble.
I slashed a former friend’s tires at a mechanic when I was dared while drunk. Karma got me months later and I got into a car accident. This was 20 years ago
Had a boss who was beyond clueless – got him in a merger. You could explain things to him in simple words and he still didn’t get it. While you were talking if he started blinking you knew the lights were off. In the old days the desk phone receivers had ear and mouth pieces that screw off and the components that made them work came out in a compact package. I put a cooked shrimp under his voice piece and screw the cover back. I did this on Friday after he left for the day. Monday afternoon he mentioned he thought his phone had a problem and submitted a work order. The next day he got confirmation the phone company would be out the next day. That night a cow worker removed the shrimp and used disinfectant to clean and deodorize it. Next day repair came – no issue. Waited two weeks and repeated. After the third time we stopped – it wasn’t fun anymore because he was never going to find it. Finally a year after the merger he was let go and when our big boss told me he looked at me and said. ‘I know what you had to deal with and I’m sorry but I was given no choice.’ Years later at his (boss) retirement event I told him the shrimp story and he laughed until tears were running down his face. I am not usually mean.
I could never hold my beer. Always puked. I would just claim bulimic and I wanted the buzz but not the calories. Seriously anything more than 2 is gonna come up but I still drink it. Unless I’m dancing I don’t puke when I’m dancing.
Got my old boss fired by reporting him to HR for having a relationship with another coworker, which was a violation of company policy, after he lied to me about getting promoted when a supervisor position opened up. Sweet sweet revenge for fucking me over.
i used to manage safety at uber and one time i recreationally hung out with an employee from a different department.
i told him exactly how the “trust” part of “trust &safety” worked this dude started selling uber eats credits by the thousand.
he got into gambling n told this guy that used to place my bets he’d give him credits for gambling credits … one day he hit one of those crazy parlays and won like a hundred thousand dollars
the bookie then tries to hijack the winnings, sayin he owes him x,y, z (he knows uber guys gonna quit job n ruin his plug so he wants to come up on the way out)…
uber guy has unlimited access to person info (we work at uber) and finds the home address of bet placer…
bet placer calls the cops on him and tells the cops on him, they get higher authorities involved, and i never faced a single consequence or was mentioned ..,
i still know both people, uber guy got fired for attendance, never got n trouble… bookie got over 40k uber eats credits n 3 month span …
i thought i was going to prison for this, but now i can tell u guys
I stole my best friend’s Muppet at a festival and put it back days later, covered in event souvenirs and with a bloodshot eyes. That was years ago, and to this day he still blames one of our other friends 🤣
Had a bad bully in high school that use to be a friend i just took it mostly but when he said about making chinchilla soup with my pets made me snap finally i spread around the school about his parents divorce,parents were living in separate house 15 mins apart was easy to pick up on then spread a rumour about he was self harming because of it was made worse by his scar on his he got from being cut on a stair rail. he got hassled and pitied with the aftermath saw he had a mix of anger and sadness dont care fuck him
I caught a grass field on fire next to the bowling alley in Garden City, Kansas about 45 years ago. Ran into the bowling alley and alerted them about the fire and told them I saw two kids run away from the field. I was thanked profusely for the warning and info. Nobody got hurt and the only thing that burned was the empty grass field.
Grew up poor, oftentimes the only meal I would eat would be whatever was served at school. I volunteered to be the lunch room helper and basically my responsibility was to take the lunch bags from those who packed to the lunchroom all by myself around mid-morning. I would be so hungry, I’d open some of the lunches and eat to my hearts delight. I didn’t feel bad really, cause just judging from some of the packed lunches, I knew those kids were eating good at home so could stand to miss a lunch or two 🙈
I dug slurs my ex used to use in his truck deep with a key after he broke my ribs and the cops didn’t arrest him. It was his late grandfathers and there was no buffing that shit out. IDK how diabolical this one was, but as a freshman, I got a D in History my first semester in college. Terrified of my parents seeing it, I went to the local library (25+ years ago) and somehow fucked around with the coding on the transcript and changed it to a B. I thought it would just be to show my parents but I’m pretty sure I actually hacked the system and changed it officially too because everything I saw after that said I got a B.
I had squatters in my house. I guessed they were behind on car payments. I got the vin, and called the manufacturers finance company. Nailed it. Gave them the address, next day I got a call from the tow guy going to pick up the car. Even topped off a kind neighbor, and they called me while it was going on, and got lots of pictures.
In high School a guy who sat behind me would bully me. We would pass our assignments forward and I would pull out his homework from the pile and throw it in the garbage so he would get zero credit
Back in my senior year high school German class, I was far too lazy to actually put the work in. So I put my assignments through an early version of Babelfish (this was 2006). My assignments were praised for their quality. I never said a word.
My ex was a cheating a-hole. Many months after the breakup, after we had all moved on with our lives, I signed him up for all kinds of junk mail, e-mail, and put ads for men seeking men on dating sites with his number. The ad asked for pictures and to text [ex’s] number. I obviously don’t know if he got any messages or not but I thought I was pretty clever at the time. It was a long time ago. I wouldn’t do it now with technology being as good as it is.
I had a coworker that was HORRIBLE to me…she had gastric bypass surgery…but was always hungry….so I would eat half my lunch…when it was greasy fast food or when I made something homemade or even if it was desserts.. I would sweetly ask if she wanted my left overs….knowing she would never say no ..
My ex-boyfriend used to sell cars and he kept all of the keys in one drawer together. 🔑 We had a whole child together, I moved out of state away from all my friends and family for him to start a life together..and he cheated on me.
The day that I was collecting all my stuff to move back to my parents, I found the drawer with all the keys. I took all of them. During my 4 Hour Dr. back to my parents. I just blasted my favorite music and every 20 minutes I would throw a different set of keys out of the window on the passenger side and into the abyss on the freeway.🫠🫠😆😆 I got rid of like 10 luxury car keys. Audis, BMWs, rare hot rods.
It was my little petty payback, I knew he had the money to replace everything. It would just be super inconvenient. It was very satisfying. And my most diabolical thing I could think of to this day 🤷♀️
this needs a little context. my boyfriend’s grandma is genuinely evil. not just “mean old lady” evil. she’s racist, selfish, ignorant, and made his entire childhood miserable. he still has scars on his back and legs from when she used to beat him.
last christmas, the family got her one of those digital picture frames that everyone can upload photos to through an app.
i’ve been secretly photoshopping the family pictures before uploading them. nothing crazy, just giving her a double chin, adding wrinkles, bad makeup, wild hair, stuff like that. i switch it up every time so it’s not super obvious.
every time a new photo pops up, she throws a fit. the whole family thinks it’s hilarious and no one has any idea who’s doing it. honestly, it’s the only secret i’ve ever kept from my boyfriend and i have no plans on coming clean.
A coworker and I hid a walkie talkie behind our boss’s desk. His desk was up against a wall, and hard to move. On the other side of that wall was the shop floor. This coworker and I would occasionally slowly wisper our boss’s name in the other walkie talkie. I’d pass our boss’s office and he would be sitting at his desk looking confused. On the second day, he was just standing on the shop floor next to the wall (same wall, opposite his office), hands folded, scanning the shop and looking perplexed. I asked him what was going on, and he said, “nothing, just in thought”. On the third day, he started being a little short in conversation and bothered. On the 6th day, they batteries in his walkie talkie died. That was a fun few days of work.
This happened yesterday. Playing golf and someone on the opposite hole hit a wayward shot off the tee that hit my bag and landed next to me. Not so much as a FOUR! anyway, it rubbed me the wrong way and thought to myself. Looks like you’re taking a drop champ, and took his ball. Had the added satisfaction of watching him really try hard to find the ball too, ran over to some other golfers ran back up to the other fairway checking in bushes.
My first week on a new job, I backed a Cherry Picker forklift into a door in a secluded area of the warehouse. I didn’t report anything, and closed the door as best could before going on with my day. Never got caught despite there supposedly being cameras.
Months later, overheard the boss complaining about “never finding out who broke that fucking door”.
Worked another year and a half there without being found out.
In high school I really wanted my friend to come to my birthday party but she couldn’t because she was failing math and had a tutoring apt. I knew her math tutor was this girl at our high school who had recently applied to hallmark and wouldn’t stfu about how bad she wanted the job. I called her from a blocked number the day of my party and pretended to be hallmark asking for an interview and scheduled it right during my friend’s tutoring apt. She canceled the apt with my friend and my friend was able to come to my party. I never told her or my friend what I did lol
Someone stole someone from me and I stole it right back and used it in front of them the next day. I will never forget the look on their face knowing they knew and couldn’t say shit.
I dated a boy all through high school. He cheated on me and we broke up. He started dating the girl he cheated on me with. She then cheated on him with another guy.. let’s call him Bob. Shockingly, my ex wanted to get back with me after that.
Instead of getting back with him, I decided to get back at him by hooking up with Bob.
12 years later, Bob and I have been married for 7 years. He doesn’t know that I only started to talk to him as petty revenge against my ex.
Edit – the falling in love & marrying him was not apart of the original revenge plan lol
When I was 8 I got glasses. My eyesight wasn’t horrible so I could go without it. Someone in kindergarten offered candy in exchange for my glasses so I gave it to them and told my mom I lost my glasses in the ball pit. The staff at kindergarten spent a long time looking for my glasses. The kid’s parent told the staff about the glasses and they got them back for me. I feel so bad looking back at it now
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During a psychotic break I slashed the tires on someones bike. Totally random, just a bike parked on the sidewalk. I was not in my right mind. Sorry to that person
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Stole a bike, sprayed it. Helped the guy finding his Bike
>!I was the one who did it, I let the dogs out.!<
I watched someone slash the tires of a bike and didn’t stop it.
I put laxitives in my bosses lunches weekly because he told me i was shitty at my job.
WHOS SHITTY AT HIS JOB NOW MARK
I broke my step sisters little mermaid sound track cd when I was like 7 because she played that terrible lime in the coconut song on repeat for hours
I used to shoplift for about 2 or 3 years. Never got caught luckily. But yeah, I’m not proud of that
Nice try…
I’ve gotta admit, there’s a lot…
When I was in high school my Spanish teacher gave me an A on a project I didn’t do. He asked if I turned it in, I lied and said yes (I was usually a very good student) and he says ,”oh yes I saw you turn it in yesterday,” and the next day there was an A in the grade book for a project I had only half way done. Really he convinced himself I turned it in, I just watched it happen.
Stole 100 bucks from my grandma and hid it in my hair . She said she needed it for the rent but I was already in too deep in the lie I wasnt willing to risk telling her and get beat lol
In grade school some little punk kept breaking my crayons. He was known as a compulsive liar so one day I broke his crayons in revenge. When he told the teacher I said he did it and tried to blame me. The teacher believed me over him and he got in trouble.
I wanted my sisters ID for a fake so I “stole” her and my mom’s wallets. They had to get replacements. I was 17.
I stole one piece from his nice chess set. A queen.
He deserved it.
I convinced somebody who was straight buggin to slash my buddy’s bike tires, as a prank.
I slashed a former friend’s tires at a mechanic when I was dared while drunk. Karma got me months later and I got into a car accident. This was 20 years ago
I witnessed a Hire gun Clip.
Like I’m gonna confess to…doing that thing…with the thing…at the thing…
I watched a guy watch a guy slash the tires on a bike.
Had a boss who was beyond clueless – got him in a merger. You could explain things to him in simple words and he still didn’t get it. While you were talking if he started blinking you knew the lights were off. In the old days the desk phone receivers had ear and mouth pieces that screw off and the components that made them work came out in a compact package. I put a cooked shrimp under his voice piece and screw the cover back. I did this on Friday after he left for the day. Monday afternoon he mentioned he thought his phone had a problem and submitted a work order. The next day he got confirmation the phone company would be out the next day. That night a cow worker removed the shrimp and used disinfectant to clean and deodorize it. Next day repair came – no issue. Waited two weeks and repeated. After the third time we stopped – it wasn’t fun anymore because he was never going to find it. Finally a year after the merger he was let go and when our big boss told me he looked at me and said. ‘I know what you had to deal with and I’m sorry but I was given no choice.’ Years later at his (boss) retirement event I told him the shrimp story and he laughed until tears were running down his face. I am not usually mean.
That I let go of everything, because of a bot. 🤣
I do have many more. I’m sure we all do!
Lit a porta-potty on fire and knocked it off a cliff. Got it from a construction site a block from my friend’s house.
I could never hold my beer. Always puked. I would just claim bulimic and I wanted the buzz but not the calories. Seriously anything more than 2 is gonna come up but I still drink it. Unless I’m dancing I don’t puke when I’m dancing.
Not even gonna say it here lol
Got my old boss fired by reporting him to HR for having a relationship with another coworker, which was a violation of company policy, after he lied to me about getting promoted when a supervisor position opened up. Sweet sweet revenge for fucking me over.
I killed my brother’s fish after he upset me. I dumped them and the water out.
I killed Kenny.
Sometime in my mid 20’s I took a 100mg Viagra just to see what it would do. Didn’t tell the gf. She worked …hard for that one. To say the least.
i used to manage safety at uber and one time i recreationally hung out with an employee from a different department.
i told him exactly how the “trust” part of “trust &safety” worked this dude started selling uber eats credits by the thousand.
he got into gambling n told this guy that used to place my bets he’d give him credits for gambling credits … one day he hit one of those crazy parlays and won like a hundred thousand dollars
the bookie then tries to hijack the winnings, sayin he owes him x,y, z (he knows uber guys gonna quit job n ruin his plug so he wants to come up on the way out)…
uber guy has unlimited access to person info (we work at uber) and finds the home address of bet placer…
bet placer calls the cops on him and tells the cops on him, they get higher authorities involved, and i never faced a single consequence or was mentioned ..,
i still know both people, uber guy got fired for attendance, never got n trouble… bookie got over 40k uber eats credits n 3 month span …
i thought i was going to prison for this, but now i can tell u guys
I stole my best friend’s Muppet at a festival and put it back days later, covered in event souvenirs and with a bloodshot eyes. That was years ago, and to this day he still blames one of our other friends 🤣
I painted my uncle’s car tire with pink paint because I didn’t like him. He went to my mom, accused me, and she asked me if I did it. I said no.
It’s hilarious since similar things have happened. They’re not wrong, but they have no proof.
I’ll never tell
Had a bad bully in high school that use to be a friend i just took it mostly but when he said about making chinchilla soup with my pets made me snap finally i spread around the school about his parents divorce,parents were living in separate house 15 mins apart was easy to pick up on then spread a rumour about he was self harming because of it was made worse by his scar on his he got from being cut on a stair rail. he got hassled and pitied with the aftermath saw he had a mix of anger and sadness dont care fuck him
I caught a grass field on fire next to the bowling alley in Garden City, Kansas about 45 years ago. Ran into the bowling alley and alerted them about the fire and told them I saw two kids run away from the field. I was thanked profusely for the warning and info. Nobody got hurt and the only thing that burned was the empty grass field.
I can’t even begin to answer this question without my lawyer present.
Grew up poor, oftentimes the only meal I would eat would be whatever was served at school. I volunteered to be the lunch room helper and basically my responsibility was to take the lunch bags from those who packed to the lunchroom all by myself around mid-morning. I would be so hungry, I’d open some of the lunches and eat to my hearts delight. I didn’t feel bad really, cause just judging from some of the packed lunches, I knew those kids were eating good at home so could stand to miss a lunch or two 🙈
I dug slurs my ex used to use in his truck deep with a key after he broke my ribs and the cops didn’t arrest him. It was his late grandfathers and there was no buffing that shit out. IDK how diabolical this one was, but as a freshman, I got a D in History my first semester in college. Terrified of my parents seeing it, I went to the local library (25+ years ago) and somehow fucked around with the coding on the transcript and changed it to a B. I thought it would just be to show my parents but I’m pretty sure I actually hacked the system and changed it officially too because everything I saw after that said I got a B.
I did not accept an invitation to Neverland Ranch twice.
I had squatters in my house. I guessed they were behind on car payments. I got the vin, and called the manufacturers finance company. Nailed it. Gave them the address, next day I got a call from the tow guy going to pick up the car. Even topped off a kind neighbor, and they called me while it was going on, and got lots of pictures.
I shot Bambi’s mother. 🙁 I’m so ashamed.
Here’s the first few that come to mind:
I like watching people sleep. Not in like a creepy way. They just look so cute and peaceful.
When I was 4, I stole a couple of dollars from my mum’s purse
Compared to other people, I’d say I’m fairly innocent (mainly cause I’m not gonna admit to the actually diabolical things)
I took a rude coworkers keys and locked them in her car.
I was in the drive thru and watched a spider drop down onto the workers hair. I said nothing.
What is diabolical
Anyway I clogged a toilet at a friend’s one time I went outside, i grabbed a stick and used it to push the log down the toilet
That thing, at that time, at that place, with that person.
Shhhhh….
In high School a guy who sat behind me would bully me. We would pass our assignments forward and I would pull out his homework from the pile and throw it in the garbage so he would get zero credit
Back in my senior year high school German class, I was far too lazy to actually put the work in. So I put my assignments through an early version of Babelfish (this was 2006). My assignments were praised for their quality. I never said a word.
For what its worth, I still feel bad.
I’m not going to tell you here. If you DM me I’ll tell ya.
Maybe 😉
My ex was a cheating a-hole. Many months after the breakup, after we had all moved on with our lives, I signed him up for all kinds of junk mail, e-mail, and put ads for men seeking men on dating sites with his number. The ad asked for pictures and to text [ex’s] number. I obviously don’t know if he got any messages or not but I thought I was pretty clever at the time. It was a long time ago. I wouldn’t do it now with technology being as good as it is.
I had a coworker that was HORRIBLE to me…she had gastric bypass surgery…but was always hungry….so I would eat half my lunch…when it was greasy fast food or when I made something homemade or even if it was desserts.. I would sweetly ask if she wanted my left overs….knowing she would never say no ..
My ex-boyfriend used to sell cars and he kept all of the keys in one drawer together. 🔑 We had a whole child together, I moved out of state away from all my friends and family for him to start a life together..and he cheated on me.
The day that I was collecting all my stuff to move back to my parents, I found the drawer with all the keys. I took all of them. During my 4 Hour Dr. back to my parents. I just blasted my favorite music and every 20 minutes I would throw a different set of keys out of the window on the passenger side and into the abyss on the freeway.🫠🫠😆😆 I got rid of like 10 luxury car keys. Audis, BMWs, rare hot rods.
It was my little petty payback, I knew he had the money to replace everything. It would just be super inconvenient. It was very satisfying. And my most diabolical thing I could think of to this day 🤷♀️
this needs a little context. my boyfriend’s grandma is genuinely evil. not just “mean old lady” evil. she’s racist, selfish, ignorant, and made his entire childhood miserable. he still has scars on his back and legs from when she used to beat him.
last christmas, the family got her one of those digital picture frames that everyone can upload photos to through an app.
i’ve been secretly photoshopping the family pictures before uploading them. nothing crazy, just giving her a double chin, adding wrinkles, bad makeup, wild hair, stuff like that. i switch it up every time so it’s not super obvious.
every time a new photo pops up, she throws a fit. the whole family thinks it’s hilarious and no one has any idea who’s doing it. honestly, it’s the only secret i’ve ever kept from my boyfriend and i have no plans on coming clean.
A coworker and I hid a walkie talkie behind our boss’s desk. His desk was up against a wall, and hard to move. On the other side of that wall was the shop floor. This coworker and I would occasionally slowly wisper our boss’s name in the other walkie talkie. I’d pass our boss’s office and he would be sitting at his desk looking confused. On the second day, he was just standing on the shop floor next to the wall (same wall, opposite his office), hands folded, scanning the shop and looking perplexed. I asked him what was going on, and he said, “nothing, just in thought”. On the third day, he started being a little short in conversation and bothered. On the 6th day, they batteries in his walkie talkie died. That was a fun few days of work.
This happened yesterday. Playing golf and someone on the opposite hole hit a wayward shot off the tee that hit my bag and landed next to me. Not so much as a FOUR! anyway, it rubbed me the wrong way and thought to myself. Looks like you’re taking a drop champ, and took his ball. Had the added satisfaction of watching him really try hard to find the ball too, ran over to some other golfers ran back up to the other fairway checking in bushes.
My first week on a new job, I backed a Cherry Picker forklift into a door in a secluded area of the warehouse. I didn’t report anything, and closed the door as best could before going on with my day. Never got caught despite there supposedly being cameras.
Months later, overheard the boss complaining about “never finding out who broke that fucking door”.
Worked another year and a half there without being found out.
When I was taking Spanish lessons at a community center. There was a self service treat cart. I did not always pay for a chocolate pretzel.
In high school I really wanted my friend to come to my birthday party but she couldn’t because she was failing math and had a tutoring apt. I knew her math tutor was this girl at our high school who had recently applied to hallmark and wouldn’t stfu about how bad she wanted the job. I called her from a blocked number the day of my party and pretended to be hallmark asking for an interview and scheduled it right during my friend’s tutoring apt. She canceled the apt with my friend and my friend was able to come to my party. I never told her or my friend what I did lol
Someone stole someone from me and I stole it right back and used it in front of them the next day. I will never forget the look on their face knowing they knew and couldn’t say shit.
Google it
I put the screw in the tuna.
Google it
I dated a boy all through high school. He cheated on me and we broke up. He started dating the girl he cheated on me with. She then cheated on him with another guy.. let’s call him Bob. Shockingly, my ex wanted to get back with me after that.
Instead of getting back with him, I decided to get back at him by hooking up with Bob.
12 years later, Bob and I have been married for 7 years. He doesn’t know that I only started to talk to him as petty revenge against my ex.
Edit – the falling in love & marrying him was not apart of the original revenge plan lol
ICE’d my ex
I sold shwag after I got set up for fair market value. (Brick weed)
When I was 8 I got glasses. My eyesight wasn’t horrible so I could go without it. Someone in kindergarten offered candy in exchange for my glasses so I gave it to them and told my mom I lost my glasses in the ball pit. The staff at kindergarten spent a long time looking for my glasses. The kid’s parent told the staff about the glasses and they got them back for me. I feel so bad looking back at it now
The truly diabolical will never be told.
I moved my roommate’s stuff just slightly every day so they thought they were losing their mind. Never told them.
During my 4 times in summer school I stole 5 iPod touches at the end of each ss