Two of my friends and I went swimming in the apartment complex pool across the street from my house. They were drunk and loud. I dropped a tab of acid.
A cop showed up and I HAD to be the one to talk to him. Started tripping hard af. We were fine though. He just said be quiet or he will trespass us. Not unhinged I guess, but intense situation for me.
Thumb-wrestled a stranger on a date with her bf(?) at a fine dining restaurant. My girls and I were bar hopping earlier and had some drinks and got hungry so we ended up at this nice place. My friend recorded it then airdropped the video to the entire restaurant haha.
Showed up as the only people dressed up, as playboy bunnies no less, for a “Helloween Clubbing”, after having to lie to my friends jealous boyfriend that we were going bowling. Then drank mostly juice and water, so we wouldn’t reek of alcohol the next day so he wouldn’t know, but had so much fun dancing, we apparantley motivated everyone else to just let loose too. When the music changed we sat down and everyone took pictures with us and the club owner and DJ came to ask why we weren’t dancing. We were invited to the DJ booth and could choose songs for his mixes and ended up dancing on the bar and getting free drinks. Went home at 3 am.
And then had ridiculous drama the next day at 7 am, because the jealous boyfriend found our pictures online. (This was back when party photographers were a thing.) And don’t ask, I told her he is a giant red flag, but we were 22.
I was out at the bars with my best girl friend the other week, and this guy comes up to us to start hitting on us. We aren’t into it, but he isn’t being rude, so we are being polite to him in a way that signals our disinterest. Before he catches on, his friend pulls him away to tell him they’re leaving. On his way out, the guy hitting on us leaves a hundred dollar bill on the table for us to buy ourselves drinks!! It was fucking awesome, and we just had the bartender split the money, and we both took our half and went home. It was great. Getting creeped on, the good ending.
This happened when we were in our early 20s. My girlfriends and I attended a local concert, got really drunk, and left the place at around 11.30 p.m. We were walking down the street when one of my girlfriends started throwing up. We were busy helping her out when this guy passed by us and asked us if we needed help. We said no and continued helping our friend out. Turns out we were standing next to his car. He opened the boot of his car, brought out lemons, cut them into halves, brought out a bottle of water and a pack of cigarettes and handed them all to us to help our friend out. He kept his distance and came off as genuinely concerned for our friend. My friend started feeling better and we started looking for an uber. In the meanwhile, I started a conversation with him and asked him why he carried lemons in his boot. He told me, quite casually, that every Friday night he reaches that particular spot at around 10 p.m. and helps out tipsy women by offering them lemons and water bottles in the hopes of later befriending them. Thankfully, our uber arrived at that very moment and we bolted towards it and did not even dare to look back.
Me and some friends went to a concert then spent the night drinking. We had to take the subway back to our car and it was like 1:45am, the second last train of the night. As we were on it, two things happened that were crazy:
One, a homeless man with a shopping cart full of garbage was across from us and was muttering to himself. He said “I’m gonna kill someone” and my very, very drunk friend went under her breath “haha me too” and he immediately went “what was that.”
We all went completely silent until a lady came over and sat with us. He started walking up and down the train muttering some more until he got off.
After that, said drunk friend really had to pee, but there were no washrooms for the next half hour of the ride. Eventually, at one of the next stops, she just ran out of the car and peed on the floor of a hallway. That or piss her pants I guess.
It was a crazy night, almost got murdered, almost missed our train. Tons of fun, I feel really bad for whoever had to clean up the piss…but in a city subway I’m sure they’ve seen worse
My two best girlfriends (Carla and Gwen) and I were out drinking at a bar one Saturday night, like we usually did. We were in our early 20s. Typically, one of us would drink “less” and that person would drive, but this night, we had Carla’s older brother who agreed to come get us when we decided to go home, as we were all sleeping at Carla’s. So it gets to be about 12:30am and we are ready to leave, which is early for us, but ok. We are quite drunk as we pile into Carla’s brothers car.
We are halfway home when I see, from the backseat, a reflection from the rear view mirror of just white lights going crazy. Like someone was juggling lit flashlights. Brother sped up and said OH SHIT and as I looked behind us, I saw headlights spinning off into the guardrail. Finally, they came to a stop, and so did we.
I called 911. Brother happened to be a nurse, he ran out. We ran to the car, it was overturned. 911 operator had me get on my hands and knees to check for anyone still inside. That will sober you up fast. The car was smashed.. and empty. About 25 yards away, Brother had found the driver. He was furiously trying to provide first aid. Another car stopped and was able to block the road and make sure no one sped into the scene. After what seemed like ages, the police and ambulance came. They took the driver away. They asked us a lot of questions about what we heard and saw.
The next day, I found out that the driver was my brother’s friend, a high school girl just a couple years younger. She had been drinking. She did not survive.
She took her pants off and took a giant shit underneath the bedroom window of the neighbor’s house because he was kinda rude. We weren’t even partying at her house. Then dumped a bunch of expired chicken livers and deer urine in his yard.
In college someone rented out an entire bowling alley for this huuuge party they were hosting, lots of music, booze, people, it was a great time
There was this girl named Melissa there that drank/ate waaaaaaaaay too much, she started getting so loud that people were starting to complain, and you know it’s bad when people at the party are complaining about the noise lol, she was chest bumping people screaming “FUCK YESSSS!!!” And even knocked people over and was hurting them
Eventually she ran into the bathroom and just puked absolutely fucking EVERYWHERE, all over the walls, the stall doors, the main door, the mirror, and then at some point during her puking she SHIT HERSELF and it was running down her pants and getting all over the floor
The party host asked me and a few other girls to try to get her out of the bathroom and needless to say it didn’t end well
Now Melissa was a biiiiiiig girl, and I don’t mean she was fat, she was just built like a tank from Left 4 Dead, she was like the god damn she-hulk, when we got in there she moved around and blocked the exit to the bathroom trapping us in, we were stuck in the bathroom while she continued to puke/shit everywhere
I used my phone to call someone on the outside and tell them to send help
Long story short, a bunch of guys ended up grabbing her and literally throwing her out the front door and locking it, we helped her call for a ride and someone picked her up
My friends and I went to this cocktail bar where we paid 5 bucks to get in. There were balloons and shit, people having fun, the music is great so we went straight to dance. I look around and I feel like people are staring. And then someone walked to us and said “hey the food is over there” turned out its a birthday party that we crashed. We were technically exotic dancers for someone’s party and we paid 5 bucks to be there.
I had an older man at the bar come up to me and claim to be my dad, and then he started muttering facts about me and it really freaked me out! I honestly have so many stories like this lol
Im from the US, went to an all women’s college, and took an “educational” trip to Germany with some classmates for January term. The professor in charge was German and used the trips as a free ride home each year. There was very little oversight of what we did aside from the daily museums and decadent restaurant dinners with his friends.
One of my core memories of that time was a split second decision in the middle of the night drunk walking down the street with a student I didn’t know well. She said the guy in the fancy BMW had offered her a ride to the hotel and she was going to take it.
My brilliant self said, “she’s going to be kidnapped in another country and be trafficked. If that happens, I should go with her to fend him off” and jumped into the backseat. Maybe I saved her, maybe not, unhinged decision either way.
We all brought bottles to a friends house and started chugging, blasting music and just having fun. I left to hangout with a boy, which I cringe at those girls now but thank GOD I did. One girl started throwing up and it apparently was a domino effect, everyone started throwing up. Truly my worst nightmare.
On a girls vacation in Florida we had too many of those giant margaritas, after a night of crying and laughing we start to head back to the hotel. We stumble upon a concert in the park and start, singing, probably screaming and dancing obnoxiously. All the older crowd ran away and formed a circle around us (probably rolling their eyes because we couldn’t even stand up straight) my one friend loses her shoes so my friends literally drag her back to the hotel. She drops something in the crowd, so I go back to find it but end up getting lost and walking in circles. I finally make my way back to the hotel, sideways, to only end up getting stuck in the elevator. Eventually my friends came down to smoke a joint and found me crying in it, asking me why I didn’t just call them.
We stripped naked and ran around the golf course and football field of Princeton, then took a dip in the deans front lawn water fountain because it was soooo hot and humid on acid at 3am during the last week before move in… started talking to aliens and then saw a bat in the lecture hall Albert Einstein had taught in and almost got rabies !!! So fun
Recently I went out dancing with some coworkers and one brought her girlfriend, girlfriends brother and his girlfriend. His girlfriend didn’t like other women breathing around him but he was the only man in the group. She went so crazy that night she was threatening to throw things at us like food and bottles, then proceeded to cry to all of us girls and tell us her whole life story while she was shitfaced. Never hung out with her again
My 2 friends and I went to a Pink Floyd Laser show, sat in the first row of the balcony. Show was going great up until “Learning to Fly” came on. Not sure what caught my attention, but I look back over my right shoulder to see some mostly naked dude (he still had one sock on) come running down the aisle, and launch himself off the balcony right next to us. Luckily, no one was sitting in the seats below us, which he half-landed on. Show kept going, but we were able to see the paramedics arrive. Naked guy was awake and talking to them while they worked on him for a minute, and then they hauled him away on a stretcher. Wild night.
On the way to work very early on a Sunday morning in the early 2000s in downtown Wellington New Zealand we saw a late 20’s/early 30s woman tied to a street sign up a side street. She was wearing a bikini top, a pair of bunny ears, a grass skirt, flip flops and a fake strap on penis (this last was on sideways and sticking out from her hip). She also had ‘getting marred’ (sic) written on her back in lipstick. We immediately thought she was the victim of some sort of hen night prank. So we stopped the van to untie her and help her. When we approached her she couldn’t talk much sense – seemed to be both drunk and tripping – but we explained we were there to help. We discovered that she wasn’t tied to the pole at all she just had her hands clasped around it. When we pointed this out to her she started crying and said ‘but they tied me up’. She confirmed last night was her hen night but couldn’t tell us her address. But she had a cellphone in her waistband which we asked for. She happily gave it to us and we couldn’t find her address to take her home or call her a cab. It was starting to get a bit public now as the sun was rising and the odd person was about. We didn’t want to call the cops because we thought we might get her in trouble. So we pressed ‘Mum’ from her phone history and my boss talked to her mother who said she could be there in 15 minutes. While waiting for her Mum to arrive she cheered up and when I suggested she take the dildo off her hip before her mother got there she told me ‘no thanks it is funny’. She keeps alternating between calling us ’useless’ because we didn’t have any beers, trying to kiss us, and telling us ‘you’re ugly‘, asking repeatedly if we were ‘father and son’ and telling us that ’carpenters are hot’. Anyway her Mum comes and takes her away and when she had got into her mother’s car she wouldn’t give my jacket back because it was ‘hers for years’.
It was a funny way to start the day and we had a bit of a laugh when she left; in particular about the fact that ‘her‘ jacket had ‘Raumati Carpentry and Joinery’ written across the back of it in giant letters.
I’m sure she doesn’t remember us but I hope she is doing well.
My friend, a lesbian, was spit on by some dude bro and her 4’11 sister proceeded to pick up that 5’10ish dude bro and put him in a fountain. Military, power lifter, fitness model before filters, just short. Once she had him off his feet, both parties just let it happen. I have a feeling his buddies were sick of him.
Not that crazy but super funny – We were in Nashville and drinking pretty heavily, as one does. Half the group went home and half the group stayed out. One of the girls that stayed out got alcohol poisoning and ended up going to the hospital at like 3 am. For whatever reason, the ambulance wouldn’t let any of us go with her. So when she got to the hospital, they didn’t have any of her information so they listed her as “homeless” on the paperwork LMAO we still laugh about it
Started out as a tipsy brunch which turned into day drinking manhattans. We found a stripper lounge that was closed but my friend decided to try out the pole. Random people started throwing money at her. We left after a bit and continued our drinking. Ended up at a karaoke bar and found a friend to crash at his place. I had to have my boyfriend pick me up the next morning a full 23 hours after I was supposed to be home.
Barhopping with my friends on Halloween night. My best friend and I dressed up as unicorns, another dressed up as Columbia from RHPS, and the other was keyboard kitty- complete with kitten mittens and keyboard.
Highlights:
Keyboard Kitty holding her beer with her paw mittens, lapping it up like a cat.
My unicorn twin and I offered to glitter-bomb people on the sidewalk between bars. I recall standing on a table outside a Jimmy Johns, sprinkling a bunch of frat boys with glitter.
Telling my friend I would literally shove an entire hotdog in my mouth and as we were leaving a bar, and then finding the hotdog cart parked right outside. I fucked that hotdog up but it was way too big to shove in my mouth 🙁
I got to glitter bomb two chicks who were dressed up as those 90’s troll dolls with the jewel in the belly. They had flesh colored body suits, colored hair sticking straight up in a cone shape, and giant jewels attached to their belly. Every time I saw them, they weren’t walking, they were frolicking lmao
Two of my girls were out & met a guy. Jackie in back seat giving the guy a blow job & Tina (totally clueless) driving. Only Tina has no sense of direction so she keeps yelling to Jackie who has to keep popping her head up from the “task at hand” to yell directions
Those 2 had quite a few adventures over the years 😈
A girl friend was deeply depressed after finding out that her husband of 5 years had been cheating on her and had a baby outside the marriage. Most of the gals got deeply drunk (I stopped drinking by then) and in her state of drunkenness she wrote her divorce text to her husband. As the sober girl of the party I had to check for the grammar and spelling mistakes and made sure that she sent it to the right person.
I went to college in new orleans, and it was mardi gras. My college had a tradition where the night before fat tuesday we do “tequila sunrise” where we stay up all night and do shots of tequila from the roof of the parking garage during sunrise. Already a recipe for disaster.
It started pouring at the end of the last parade and was impossible to get an Uber so we drunkenly decided to walk 2.5 miles back to campus and a couple of my friends showed off yhe fact that they could rap the fast part of Black and Yellow lol. Another friend called her dad and convinced him to order us a bunch of pizza to motivate us to get home in the downpour.
Then when we got back, a guy texted one of my friends to hook up. She had this bet going with high school friends where whoever got to 20 bodies first got like $30 from each of the other friends in on the bet. This wouldve been my friend’s 20th body so someone decided it should be an extravagant way to win the bet and suggested herself and the friend in the bet should have a threesome. Then another friend piped up about wanting to join and it became a foursome!!
I personally went and hooked up with a FWB then went back to the original dorm to eat more pizza and chill with a friend that didnt join the foursome. We talked deeply about life, drank, and waited with bated breath for our friends to finish the foursome so they could tell us all about it.
I would definitely redo my timeline of that night but the girls in the foursome said it was too complicated and too many bodies and that they didnt particularly want to do it again. Makes a dope story though!!
April 2005. My bestie and I were 17 and so ready to graduate high school the next month. It was also the Wild West days of aol instant messanger when every guy was 22/m/atx even when they weren’t.
We both had older brothers, so we knew that some of their friends worked at clubs on 6th street. My friend was chatting online with a guy and asked if I wanted to go meet him for the first time on 6th street.
We drive, we park, we club, we drink tuaca lemon drops for a few hours. Someone finally catches the X on our hand and kicks us out. The guy and his friend leave with us and walk us to our car, which is not there. The car got towed (common for ppl who don’t know where to park downtown). We call the number and the impound lot is in another outskirts town (which is now where Leon musk is trying to build his compound).
The men drove separately, so it made total sense that I would drive with the wing man while she drove with her guy 30 miles out of the city. Then, after giving us rides, this guy pays for car to be pulled out of impound. She and I drove home without any issue or further incident at 3 am.
We kept tabs on her dude for a few years. He was diagnosed with cancer and then I lost track of him.
Other than the fact that these grown 20 something year old men were with 17 year olds, the night ended well.
I drove my two best friends to some guys house so they could give him a blow job…..together hahahaha. I sat in the car on my phone vaping and playing candy crush 😂😂😂😂😂
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Two of my friends and I went swimming in the apartment complex pool across the street from my house. They were drunk and loud. I dropped a tab of acid.
A cop showed up and I HAD to be the one to talk to him. Started tripping hard af. We were fine though. He just said be quiet or he will trespass us. Not unhinged I guess, but intense situation for me.
Thumb-wrestled a stranger on a date with her bf(?) at a fine dining restaurant. My girls and I were bar hopping earlier and had some drinks and got hungry so we ended up at this nice place. My friend recorded it then airdropped the video to the entire restaurant haha.
Showed up as the only people dressed up, as playboy bunnies no less, for a “Helloween Clubbing”, after having to lie to my friends jealous boyfriend that we were going bowling. Then drank mostly juice and water, so we wouldn’t reek of alcohol the next day so he wouldn’t know, but had so much fun dancing, we apparantley motivated everyone else to just let loose too. When the music changed we sat down and everyone took pictures with us and the club owner and DJ came to ask why we weren’t dancing. We were invited to the DJ booth and could choose songs for his mixes and ended up dancing on the bar and getting free drinks. Went home at 3 am.
And then had ridiculous drama the next day at 7 am, because the jealous boyfriend found our pictures online. (This was back when party photographers were a thing.) And don’t ask, I told her he is a giant red flag, but we were 22.
I was out at the bars with my best girl friend the other week, and this guy comes up to us to start hitting on us. We aren’t into it, but he isn’t being rude, so we are being polite to him in a way that signals our disinterest. Before he catches on, his friend pulls him away to tell him they’re leaving. On his way out, the guy hitting on us leaves a hundred dollar bill on the table for us to buy ourselves drinks!! It was fucking awesome, and we just had the bartender split the money, and we both took our half and went home. It was great. Getting creeped on, the good ending.
Seems like the most unhinged part of girls’ night are the men
This happened when we were in our early 20s. My girlfriends and I attended a local concert, got really drunk, and left the place at around 11.30 p.m. We were walking down the street when one of my girlfriends started throwing up. We were busy helping her out when this guy passed by us and asked us if we needed help. We said no and continued helping our friend out. Turns out we were standing next to his car. He opened the boot of his car, brought out lemons, cut them into halves, brought out a bottle of water and a pack of cigarettes and handed them all to us to help our friend out. He kept his distance and came off as genuinely concerned for our friend. My friend started feeling better and we started looking for an uber. In the meanwhile, I started a conversation with him and asked him why he carried lemons in his boot. He told me, quite casually, that every Friday night he reaches that particular spot at around 10 p.m. and helps out tipsy women by offering them lemons and water bottles in the hopes of later befriending them. Thankfully, our uber arrived at that very moment and we bolted towards it and did not even dare to look back.
Me and my college roomies went to see incubus and got the most insane contact highs. After, we went to dennys and ate in silence. So hot.
Me and some friends went to a concert then spent the night drinking. We had to take the subway back to our car and it was like 1:45am, the second last train of the night. As we were on it, two things happened that were crazy:
One, a homeless man with a shopping cart full of garbage was across from us and was muttering to himself. He said “I’m gonna kill someone” and my very, very drunk friend went under her breath “haha me too” and he immediately went “what was that.”
We all went completely silent until a lady came over and sat with us. He started walking up and down the train muttering some more until he got off.
After that, said drunk friend really had to pee, but there were no washrooms for the next half hour of the ride. Eventually, at one of the next stops, she just ran out of the car and peed on the floor of a hallway. That or piss her pants I guess.
It was a crazy night, almost got murdered, almost missed our train. Tons of fun, I feel really bad for whoever had to clean up the piss…but in a city subway I’m sure they’ve seen worse
My two best girlfriends (Carla and Gwen) and I were out drinking at a bar one Saturday night, like we usually did. We were in our early 20s. Typically, one of us would drink “less” and that person would drive, but this night, we had Carla’s older brother who agreed to come get us when we decided to go home, as we were all sleeping at Carla’s. So it gets to be about 12:30am and we are ready to leave, which is early for us, but ok. We are quite drunk as we pile into Carla’s brothers car.
We are halfway home when I see, from the backseat, a reflection from the rear view mirror of just white lights going crazy. Like someone was juggling lit flashlights. Brother sped up and said OH SHIT and as I looked behind us, I saw headlights spinning off into the guardrail. Finally, they came to a stop, and so did we.
I called 911. Brother happened to be a nurse, he ran out. We ran to the car, it was overturned. 911 operator had me get on my hands and knees to check for anyone still inside. That will sober you up fast. The car was smashed.. and empty. About 25 yards away, Brother had found the driver. He was furiously trying to provide first aid. Another car stopped and was able to block the road and make sure no one sped into the scene. After what seemed like ages, the police and ambulance came. They took the driver away. They asked us a lot of questions about what we heard and saw.
The next day, I found out that the driver was my brother’s friend, a high school girl just a couple years younger. She had been drinking. She did not survive.
She took her pants off and took a giant shit underneath the bedroom window of the neighbor’s house because he was kinda rude. We weren’t even partying at her house. Then dumped a bunch of expired chicken livers and deer urine in his yard.
WARNING, GROSS STORY
In college someone rented out an entire bowling alley for this huuuge party they were hosting, lots of music, booze, people, it was a great time
There was this girl named Melissa there that drank/ate waaaaaaaaay too much, she started getting so loud that people were starting to complain, and you know it’s bad when people at the party are complaining about the noise lol, she was chest bumping people screaming “FUCK YESSSS!!!” And even knocked people over and was hurting them
Eventually she ran into the bathroom and just puked absolutely fucking EVERYWHERE, all over the walls, the stall doors, the main door, the mirror, and then at some point during her puking she SHIT HERSELF and it was running down her pants and getting all over the floor
The party host asked me and a few other girls to try to get her out of the bathroom and needless to say it didn’t end well
Now Melissa was a biiiiiiig girl, and I don’t mean she was fat, she was just built like a tank from Left 4 Dead, she was like the god damn she-hulk, when we got in there she moved around and blocked the exit to the bathroom trapping us in, we were stuck in the bathroom while she continued to puke/shit everywhere
I used my phone to call someone on the outside and tell them to send help
Long story short, a bunch of guys ended up grabbing her and literally throwing her out the front door and locking it, we helped her call for a ride and someone picked her up
It was so fucking nasty, poop/puke EVERYWHERE.
My friends and I went to this cocktail bar where we paid 5 bucks to get in. There were balloons and shit, people having fun, the music is great so we went straight to dance. I look around and I feel like people are staring. And then someone walked to us and said “hey the food is over there” turned out its a birthday party that we crashed. We were technically exotic dancers for someone’s party and we paid 5 bucks to be there.
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I had an older man at the bar come up to me and claim to be my dad, and then he started muttering facts about me and it really freaked me out! I honestly have so many stories like this lol
Im from the US, went to an all women’s college, and took an “educational” trip to Germany with some classmates for January term. The professor in charge was German and used the trips as a free ride home each year. There was very little oversight of what we did aside from the daily museums and decadent restaurant dinners with his friends.
One of my core memories of that time was a split second decision in the middle of the night drunk walking down the street with a student I didn’t know well. She said the guy in the fancy BMW had offered her a ride to the hotel and she was going to take it.
My brilliant self said, “she’s going to be kidnapped in another country and be trafficked. If that happens, I should go with her to fend him off” and jumped into the backseat. Maybe I saved her, maybe not, unhinged decision either way.
all same night:
three way kissed some random woman in the club bathroom who overheard us talking about being bi
took turns getting motorboated by a sex worker hanging outside the club and kissed her
got followed by an older man between bars and he was waiting outside the bar for us to come out. security chased him away thank god
somehow did not get sick 🫡
We all brought bottles to a friends house and started chugging, blasting music and just having fun. I left to hangout with a boy, which I cringe at those girls now but thank GOD I did. One girl started throwing up and it apparently was a domino effect, everyone started throwing up. Truly my worst nightmare.
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On a girls vacation in Florida we had too many of those giant margaritas, after a night of crying and laughing we start to head back to the hotel. We stumble upon a concert in the park and start, singing, probably screaming and dancing obnoxiously. All the older crowd ran away and formed a circle around us (probably rolling their eyes because we couldn’t even stand up straight) my one friend loses her shoes so my friends literally drag her back to the hotel. She drops something in the crowd, so I go back to find it but end up getting lost and walking in circles. I finally make my way back to the hotel, sideways, to only end up getting stuck in the elevator. Eventually my friends came down to smoke a joint and found me crying in it, asking me why I didn’t just call them.
We stripped naked and ran around the golf course and football field of Princeton, then took a dip in the deans front lawn water fountain because it was soooo hot and humid on acid at 3am during the last week before move in… started talking to aliens and then saw a bat in the lecture hall Albert Einstein had taught in and almost got rabies !!! So fun
Recently I went out dancing with some coworkers and one brought her girlfriend, girlfriends brother and his girlfriend. His girlfriend didn’t like other women breathing around him but he was the only man in the group. She went so crazy that night she was threatening to throw things at us like food and bottles, then proceeded to cry to all of us girls and tell us her whole life story while she was shitfaced. Never hung out with her again
My 2 friends and I went to a Pink Floyd Laser show, sat in the first row of the balcony. Show was going great up until “Learning to Fly” came on. Not sure what caught my attention, but I look back over my right shoulder to see some mostly naked dude (he still had one sock on) come running down the aisle, and launch himself off the balcony right next to us. Luckily, no one was sitting in the seats below us, which he half-landed on. Show kept going, but we were able to see the paramedics arrive. Naked guy was awake and talking to them while they worked on him for a minute, and then they hauled him away on a stretcher. Wild night.
On the way to work very early on a Sunday morning in the early 2000s in downtown Wellington New Zealand we saw a late 20’s/early 30s woman tied to a street sign up a side street. She was wearing a bikini top, a pair of bunny ears, a grass skirt, flip flops and a fake strap on penis (this last was on sideways and sticking out from her hip). She also had ‘getting marred’ (sic) written on her back in lipstick. We immediately thought she was the victim of some sort of hen night prank. So we stopped the van to untie her and help her. When we approached her she couldn’t talk much sense – seemed to be both drunk and tripping – but we explained we were there to help. We discovered that she wasn’t tied to the pole at all she just had her hands clasped around it. When we pointed this out to her she started crying and said ‘but they tied me up’. She confirmed last night was her hen night but couldn’t tell us her address. But she had a cellphone in her waistband which we asked for. She happily gave it to us and we couldn’t find her address to take her home or call her a cab. It was starting to get a bit public now as the sun was rising and the odd person was about. We didn’t want to call the cops because we thought we might get her in trouble. So we pressed ‘Mum’ from her phone history and my boss talked to her mother who said she could be there in 15 minutes. While waiting for her Mum to arrive she cheered up and when I suggested she take the dildo off her hip before her mother got there she told me ‘no thanks it is funny’. She keeps alternating between calling us ’useless’ because we didn’t have any beers, trying to kiss us, and telling us ‘you’re ugly‘, asking repeatedly if we were ‘father and son’ and telling us that ’carpenters are hot’. Anyway her Mum comes and takes her away and when she had got into her mother’s car she wouldn’t give my jacket back because it was ‘hers for years’.
It was a funny way to start the day and we had a bit of a laugh when she left; in particular about the fact that ‘her‘ jacket had ‘Raumati Carpentry and Joinery’ written across the back of it in giant letters.
I’m sure she doesn’t remember us but I hope she is doing well.
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My friend, a lesbian, was spit on by some dude bro and her 4’11 sister proceeded to pick up that 5’10ish dude bro and put him in a fountain. Military, power lifter, fitness model before filters, just short. Once she had him off his feet, both parties just let it happen. I have a feeling his buddies were sick of him.
Not that crazy but super funny – We were in Nashville and drinking pretty heavily, as one does. Half the group went home and half the group stayed out. One of the girls that stayed out got alcohol poisoning and ended up going to the hospital at like 3 am. For whatever reason, the ambulance wouldn’t let any of us go with her. So when she got to the hospital, they didn’t have any of her information so they listed her as “homeless” on the paperwork LMAO we still laugh about it
One girl tasted the other for fun, then we smoked a joint and decided to try and not do that again cuz “shit hurt”
Started out as a tipsy brunch which turned into day drinking manhattans. We found a stripper lounge that was closed but my friend decided to try out the pole. Random people started throwing money at her. We left after a bit and continued our drinking. Ended up at a karaoke bar and found a friend to crash at his place. I had to have my boyfriend pick me up the next morning a full 23 hours after I was supposed to be home.
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Barhopping with my friends on Halloween night. My best friend and I dressed up as unicorns, another dressed up as Columbia from RHPS, and the other was keyboard kitty- complete with kitten mittens and keyboard.
Highlights:
Keyboard Kitty holding her beer with her paw mittens, lapping it up like a cat.
My unicorn twin and I offered to glitter-bomb people on the sidewalk between bars. I recall standing on a table outside a Jimmy Johns, sprinkling a bunch of frat boys with glitter.
Telling my friend I would literally shove an entire hotdog in my mouth and as we were leaving a bar, and then finding the hotdog cart parked right outside. I fucked that hotdog up but it was way too big to shove in my mouth 🙁
I got to glitter bomb two chicks who were dressed up as those 90’s troll dolls with the jewel in the belly. They had flesh colored body suits, colored hair sticking straight up in a cone shape, and giant jewels attached to their belly. Every time I saw them, they weren’t walking, they were frolicking lmao
Two of my girls were out & met a guy. Jackie in back seat giving the guy a blow job & Tina (totally clueless) driving. Only Tina has no sense of direction so she keeps yelling to Jackie who has to keep popping her head up from the “task at hand” to yell directions
Those 2 had quite a few adventures over the years 😈
A girl friend was deeply depressed after finding out that her husband of 5 years had been cheating on her and had a baby outside the marriage. Most of the gals got deeply drunk (I stopped drinking by then) and in her state of drunkenness she wrote her divorce text to her husband. As the sober girl of the party I had to check for the grammar and spelling mistakes and made sure that she sent it to the right person.
I went to college in new orleans, and it was mardi gras. My college had a tradition where the night before fat tuesday we do “tequila sunrise” where we stay up all night and do shots of tequila from the roof of the parking garage during sunrise. Already a recipe for disaster.
It started pouring at the end of the last parade and was impossible to get an Uber so we drunkenly decided to walk 2.5 miles back to campus and a couple of my friends showed off yhe fact that they could rap the fast part of Black and Yellow lol. Another friend called her dad and convinced him to order us a bunch of pizza to motivate us to get home in the downpour.
Then when we got back, a guy texted one of my friends to hook up. She had this bet going with high school friends where whoever got to 20 bodies first got like $30 from each of the other friends in on the bet. This wouldve been my friend’s 20th body so someone decided it should be an extravagant way to win the bet and suggested herself and the friend in the bet should have a threesome. Then another friend piped up about wanting to join and it became a foursome!!
I personally went and hooked up with a FWB then went back to the original dorm to eat more pizza and chill with a friend that didnt join the foursome. We talked deeply about life, drank, and waited with bated breath for our friends to finish the foursome so they could tell us all about it.
I would definitely redo my timeline of that night but the girls in the foursome said it was too complicated and too many bodies and that they didnt particularly want to do it again. Makes a dope story though!!
I was assaulted at the party we went to.
Throwing up together in the back of a taxi.
April 2005. My bestie and I were 17 and so ready to graduate high school the next month. It was also the Wild West days of aol instant messanger when every guy was 22/m/atx even when they weren’t.
We both had older brothers, so we knew that some of their friends worked at clubs on 6th street. My friend was chatting online with a guy and asked if I wanted to go meet him for the first time on 6th street.
We drive, we park, we club, we drink tuaca lemon drops for a few hours. Someone finally catches the X on our hand and kicks us out. The guy and his friend leave with us and walk us to our car, which is not there. The car got towed (common for ppl who don’t know where to park downtown). We call the number and the impound lot is in another outskirts town (which is now where Leon musk is trying to build his compound).
The men drove separately, so it made total sense that I would drive with the wing man while she drove with her guy 30 miles out of the city. Then, after giving us rides, this guy pays for car to be pulled out of impound. She and I drove home without any issue or further incident at 3 am.
We kept tabs on her dude for a few years. He was diagnosed with cancer and then I lost track of him.
Other than the fact that these grown 20 something year old men were with 17 year olds, the night ended well.
I drove my two best friends to some guys house so they could give him a blow job…..together hahahaha. I sat in the car on my phone vaping and playing candy crush 😂😂😂😂😂