Watching Bananas by woody Allen. Worst I’ve ever had to pee. I peed once pretty early on in the movie and then felt like I didn’t have enough pull to ask the room for a second pause so I just held it—assuming the movie was close to over—but it kept going and going and for the last half hour all I could focus on was my bladder. Every scene I was like, this has to be the ending, right? My favorite part was when it ended, when it was finally okay for me to speed-limp to the bathroom and piss sitting down (I was in too much pain to stand). Three and a half stars!
After I had a catheter removed from my urethra following jaw surgery, as soon as I tried to pee it felt like white hot napalm and I would stop trying. That went on for over 24 hours. When I finally couldn’t hold it in anymore, it hurt so bad I threw up into my wired-shut jaw. Fortunately there wasn’t a breathing issue with the puke.
Im 7 months pregnant and usually have to wake up 3 times a night. The other night i woke up after sleeping through my first two pee breaks. As i was running to the bathroom i could feel a dribble start down my leg and started peeing as soon as i turned to plant my butt on the seat. Mid air hover pee lol
I was on probation and showed up for a piss test. When you show up to the office you cant leave untill you take the test. My PO was busy for about the next 6 hours while I sat in a room waiting, about to piss myself. They had enough time to take a lunch break so that was cool. Shit should be illegal.
Watching The Hobbit:Battle of the Five Armies with my brother at the theater on Christmas Day. The battle would.not.end. Had to run out of the theater to the restroom. Got back; battle still going on.
At school, I would avoid using the bathroom at all costs, so I didn’t. I tried not to drink water, but one day, I did and needed to pee SO BAD. I tried to hold it until the end of the day, but I couldn’t, so I ended up saying I had a really bad headache & left early to go pee… Oh my god, I was a weird child.
When I went into retention and I couldn’t. Screaming in agony. I was so grateful when they inserted the catheter and relief!! I kept thanking the ER nurse and Dr.
After getting my gallbladder out I was hooked up to IV fluids all night. I kept trying to hold it because the gas they used to inflate my abdomen for the procedure was going out through my shoulder (a normal thing they had warned me about) and every little movement was excruciating. Plus, you know, the pain of having actual holes cut into me and an organ pulled out. I wound up getting up to piss every half hour or so. At least I had a private room.
I was on a plane ride and they had announced that they were going to begin landing. By that time I already needed to pee really badly. But I was afraid that they wouldn’t let me go, so an hour later I was still holding it and we finally landed. But yeah for about an hour it was emergency levels. I was young and more gullible
When they make you chug a ridiculous amount of water before pregnancy ultrasounds. Had to stop and relieve myself twice before I started the appointment and they still made me get rid of more once they saw how much was still there lol.
in the middle of a field sobriety test while being sold cold sober dealing with some couple of idiot cops on thanksgiving night. I ran out of gas at the scene of someone elses hit and run
I had kidney stones. One was so big that I had a couple of surgeries. Coming out of the one surgery, I had to pee constantly, and it was like straight blood, too.
Kidney issues prevented me from being able to for many hours. I was in agony, felt like my kidney was gonna burst or something. Got into the local clinic, they gave me like 3 doses of morphine before the pain went away. Then packed me in an ambulance for the 45 minute trip to the hospital.
Those painkillers finally allowed something to pass, not a stone, but by the first 10 minutes in the ambulance I needed to go toilet fierce. But there is none in the ambulance.
The 35 minute trip felt like it took forever. Then once I got to the hospital there was another 30 minutes of waiting before they finally let me go to the toilet. I didn’t think I’d last that long, but I did.
Bastards never even took the sample to look at it. They discharged me that night, and 2 days later the exact same thing happened again. Full on uti or kidney infection by then, days of no sleep and pacing to try to reduce the agony. Worse pain than the 2 kidney stones I’ve had. I was sure something was gonna burst inside me.
Last hour of a drive home, passing a bunch of businesses right around closing time. Held it home but next time would absolutely pull over and go in the bushes.
I was walking to the bathroom and my bladder (my brain doesn’t process the signal properly so sometimes my bladder sends urgent signals and my brain processes it as not urgent, other times bladder sends not urgent and my brain says go now or you’ll need to shower) sent an urgent signal but my brain perceived it as not urgent….i released my bladder right before I entered the bathroom and couldn’t go home to change because I was on a field trip and didn’t have a way to let my parents know I needed a change of clothes
Was on a dive with whale sharks a few years ago. We were a few miles out at sea. A storm blew in. We had to book it back to shore. The boat we were on was small and wooden benches. Each wave we hit, we would slam back down. I thought my bladder was literally going to explode! We finally got in calm waters and the captain let me use the bathroom. The bathroom was the ocean and was probably 100+ ft deep. I had to hang on to the ladder to pee while thinking a shark was gonna bite off a leg. Needless to say, I couldn’t pee much but enough to get back to shore. Fucking hell that was absolute torture! I should have just peed while on the boat. It was raining anyway!
I was sleeping and woke up to severe lower abdominal pain, and lower back pain. Felt a bit of panic at first and then realized I really needed to pee. Went to the bathroom, which hurt just walking there, and tried to go but it took a minute because nothing was coming out, so more panic. I finally went and it took forever but since then I’m careful about how much fluids I consume before I lay down, though I don’t remember chugging a bunch of water or anything before I went to bed so not sure what happened 🤷♀️
On May 6th, 1992, I went to Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri with my middle school class to see the former president of the USSR, Mikhail Gorbachev, give a speech. We stood all day, with only port-a-potties to relieve ourselves. I held it. Afterwards, we rode the bus 171 miles back to my school.
I was in a lake with my boyfriend at the time and his friends. He had a pontoon boat and we were just riding around the lake drinking and stopping ocassionally to jump in and cool off. For whatever reason, despite being in a giant body of water, I could NOT pee. I tried so many times. It wasn’t until we got back to his family’s lake house and I sat on a toilet that I could finally go. It was absolute torture. Like, who can’t pee in a freaking lake?
Not me, my husband. As a 19yo he was on a bus trip overseas. Didn’t pee when they took a break, he thought he could make it to the next town. As they’re driving to the next town he starts feeling the urge. Bus gets caught in roadworks – traffic at a stand still. His kidneys are painful by this point. He gets off the bus and pees on the side of the road, in front of all the stopped traffic. Everyone cheered when he got back on the bus 🤣
Sitting a massive traffic jam between Denton and Dallas. It started as “hmm I should have gone before I left home” and ended with me pissing myself behind a dumpster and calling off work.
Passing a large kidney stone. Heading home from vacation, stone wasn’t moving, couldn’t pee around it. I was in such pain, finally decided if I didn’t go with the attempt I was making (after 14 hours of not going) that it was ER time. Sat and cried in pain. Then felt and heard the stone come out and hit the toilet bowl just before the geyser rushed out. Oh, the relief and pain all in one (yes, going that much, that hard, after so long hurts).
during a baseball game… ump wouldnt let me call timeout. we lost the tournament but i couldnt care less. when the last out was made i hopped the outfield fence and sprinted to the bathroom. got back halfway through the trophy ceremony haha
I had to get a series of ultrasounds over a short period of time. They usually recommend you drink a Litre of water about an hour ahead of when your appointment is scheduled. Lets just say I learned the hard way the longest my bladder can hold a litre of water is about 35 mins.
In high school I snuck out of my house to go driving around with my bf of the time. We drove to downtown Chicago but got super lost on the way home. I had to pee SO BAD but it was 3am on a week day so obviously nothing was open. I ended up asking a prostitute working a corner how to get out of the city, she was awesome and totally helped us. I’ll never forget that night solely because of how sick I felt from holding in my pee.
I was on a plane headed to DFW and absolutely thought I was going to pee my pants as they said we were making our descent. Counting every second as we slowly came down. And as we hit the pavement we had to wait our turn to taxi to the gate.
I was praying. Literally praying to anyone that could hear me up there to help me not piss my pants. I was squeezing my legs together. Clenching them cheeks together. Gritting my teeth. Fidgeting and probably flailing around.
As we’re approaching the gate the guy I’m sitting next to decided it’s about time for us to speak for the first time and says “Hey so where are you headed?”
I didn’t even turn towards him as that motion would have been my doom. All I said was “I would really love to chat right now but I will no shit piss my pants.”
He said “the bathroom then” 😂
Waiting for the plane to vacate enough for me to get out was truly hell as well.
I was 29 and I had to pee but it wouldn’t come out then I felt the most excruciating pain I had ever felt brought me to my knees I started crawling I was in so much pain I crawled about a hundred yards down the road and called 911 so they could find me cuz I lived out in the middle of nowhere I ended up crawling to the end of an oil lease road so the ambulance could show up it was the beginning of November and it was about 60 65° outside I’m on my hands and knees at least road the ambulance shows up I’m pouring sweat they’re getting me into the ambulance and they think I’m on drugs because of the extreme sweating. I get to the ER after a blood test to prove that I’m not on drugs they end up giving me a catheter and it was a lot of reddish pee. I had a bladder stone so large it couldn’t be passed they had to surgically remove it.
Taking a 6 hour shuttle and had to pee tor an hour. Half the shuttle was asleep and i was in the very back and didn’t want to cause a scene. The way i waddled out of there was so embarrassing
I met with two very kind, elderly people from Europe in their home for an interview process. We had to use a translator over the phone. It took a very long time and I had to pee since before I got there. I was so afraid of peeing myself. Then they offered me their homemade family root beer. Fucckkkkk. I drank a HUGE glass. Considered peeing in their yard on my way out, but decided against it. Drove to the closest gas station and peed what seemed like a gallon.
When I was in maybe Kindergarten or 1st grade on the bus, it was a private school so the bus ride took probably an hour or more. I couldn’t hold it any longer and was seriously debating on just peeing myself to get it over with. Never did run as fast off the school bus as I did that day.
In California, there’s a highway that connects South bay to Los Banos and into the Central Valley. I thought I would be okay not going to the restroom before driving on that highway, which has no stops before you hit Los Banos. I almost died. Luckily there was no car accidents, otherwise I would have peed in my pants.
I had to get a ultrasound for a ovarian cyst. They told me to drink a lot of water beforehand and I drank A LOT. I was in pain from having to hold it while she checked my stomach. I felt like I was going to explode. I told her I couldn’t hold it and she said if I go to only go a little bit.
Dude here. Went on a group drive/caravan with 15 (sports) cars. Drank two or three giant cups of coffee before we left and had to pee probably 30 min after we left. Waited 2 hours to finally stop and pee. Could barely get out of the car and walk. When I got to the urinal it actually hurt to pee. I had to “squeeze” it out but by bit with my pelvic floor muscles. Sad part was that it didn’t even feel that relieving.
University trip to Canada – in a van with a designated driver and thought we’d pass the time drinking some beverages, as college people often do, but by the time we were near the city outskirts, stuck in a large traffic jam, I was really under pressure as the feeling had been already building for a while. But it turned to increasing pain and nearly tears. I wanted to hop out and just go under a bridge not caring who saw as I was under a lot of pain and feeling pressure and I do not mean a little of either, I mean a lot. But my mates kept me “holding it”, afraid that if I got out, the traffic would start moving and unsure if we’d all get in trouble for previously drinking.
Finally made it to the hotel, I was not able to stand up straight, hunched I waddled — couldn’t run — to the bathroom where my bladder almost didn’t work. The pee came out in a slow trickle. I feel like I stretched my bladder so much, it couldn’t find the tension to actually pee. I was there for a while just letting it dribble out until finally something of a stream emerged. I felt relieved but also the pain continued for some hours. Everything recovered in the end. I did not drink in the van on the way back home.
As a 14 year old who was obsessed with The Lord of the Rings, the release of The Fellowship of the Ring movie was a dream come true. Except for the fact that less than halfway through, I realised I had to take a slash. Did I walk out of the movie to attend to nature’s needs? I absolutely would not and did not. And despite that, I fucken loved the movie. But goddamn, it was full stream for more than a minute straight once the credits rolled and I finally made it to a toilet.
Waiting in line for the Green Lantern at six flags…I was in that line for over an hour and by the time I got to the bottom of the staircase I was so close to pissing myself I bolted for the bathrooms yelling “ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WILL BE RIGHT BACK PLEASE PLEASE LET ME
THROUGH”
I made it back before my friends got to the front of the line 🙂
Same as most of the answers- right before an ultrasound. They filled my bladder up and pushed around with the wand until I was crying. But I had to wait for results and a doctor before they could let my bladder drain into the pee bag. It was horrifyingly painful.
Getting stuck in traffic with a very full bladder. I don’t even know how I drove back home. I was literally screaming alone in my car at every bump and turn. When I reached home I ran so fast I flew. I couldn’t take off mh clothes. I literally sat on the toilets with my pants on and relieved myself.
The time my bladder almost burst while having an epidural. The Drs were not on top of their game with checking on me. It’s a good thing I like to ask questions like hey what’s this big lump right here? It was in fact my bladder bulging as they had broken my water.
I had to piss during Jurassic world Dominion. Like 1/2 way through the movie I had the feeling of having to piss, but I was in the dead middle of the row and I didn’t want to be that guy who blocks everyone’s view trying to shuffle my way out. So I held it. I swear it felt like the movie was never going to end although it was like 40 minutes later. I eventually couldn’t hold it and bolted to the restroom. I couldn’t stand up because the pressure from my bladder is immense I was literally walking forward at a like 15% angle lol. For some reason it took me like 5 minutes to get a stream going even though it felt like my bladder was exploding.
This is really unhealthy but I was on school camp we were at an outback station with no toilets. I didn’t want to pee in the bush so I just held it for 3 days. Luckily didn’t give myself a kidney infection but it hurt like hell. 2nd worse would be full bladder before ultrasound and they are running behind on your appointment time.
I drank on an empty stomach and was on a 40 min ride home. I needed to pee so badly, plus not having any food, and I was about to piss myself and throw up. another time I drank too much and straight up pissed myself in my seat at the table. I thought I could play it off by shoving an oven mitt under myself but it quickly filled and you could definitely hear the piss running all onto the floor.
I was 11 years old and on a Greyhound bus to Mexico. IIRC the drive was 20+ hours long. Well my dumb pre teen brain thought I could hold my pee until we got to our destination because I didn’t want to use the tiny restroom on the bus. 14 hours later I can no longer hold it. My entire body was in pain and I was absolutely about to burst. My family and I were sitting near the front of the bus and of course the restroom is in the very back of the bus. I stand up and begin to make my way to the restroom when I realize I cannot walk. I stood there for a few minutes while I gathered the strength to take the first steps. My entire body felt heavy and I am hoping and praying that I don’t piss myself in front of the whole bus full of people. After about 15 minutes I finally make it and I am crying tears of joy. I have no idea how I managed not to piss myself. I do my business and came out of the restroom practically skipping back to my seat. Ever since that day I REFUSE to hold in my pee or pop.
On jury service I made the mistake of having a couple of pints of coke with my pub lunch, I think I sweated through the shirt I was wearing and when I finally went it was like a leaky tap rather than the high pressure hose I was expecting.
A 1.5h train ride to uni got delayed and took 3 hours, I was already late and my pee schedule was way fucked now. It was used to holding itself for the 1.5 train ride and I’d pee before and after the train.
3 hours later I was BUSTING. But once I finally got off at the transfer station, had to run up a steep escalator past so many people. I literally barely got my pants down in the toilet stall before I started peeing, closest call I’ve had as an adult. If there had been a queue for the toilet i would have pissed my pants 100%.
I was on vacation and we went snowmobiling, which took HOURS longer than I expected. I had to piss so bad, I was in agony. When we finally got back to where we started, I hobbled over to what I thought was a communal building for the snowmobile stuff, but was just some guys house?? I then had to hobble back over to the car we came in and sit there until we finally got to some public restroom and I could finally pee. I thought my bladder was going to burst
My bladder has had issues since I had my son, so my bladder tends to not send the pee signal to my brain until it hits the point of “You have 30 seconds to get to a toilet”. I’ve peed myself multiple times because my body doesn’t give me time to get to the bathroom. Hell, once I peed myself literally a foot away from the toilet because I couldn’t hold it even a second longer. But the worst I’ve ever had to pee was right after I had my son. I had a spinal headache so trying to get up to go to the bathroom was agony, plus I was scared to pee because I had stitches from an episiotomy. I held it almost a full day 😅
Back then when I was in elementary to middle school, I joined competition dance instead of just being a “rec” dance student. Rules got more lenient when I was in high school. But we weren’t allowed to yawn (seen as rude). If we didn’t bring a water bottle in, too bad. Can’t leave the studio when it has already started. I would always go to the restroom before hand but for some reason, my bladder would be damn evil and want to burst in the middle of class. Wasn’t allowed to leave to go to the restroom during class so there have been many times I almost bursted.
It was back in about 1972. I was 12, and riding the bus coming home from Boy Scout summer camp. There would be one stop along the way, in Boron, along US 395 in the California Desert. We drove from somewhere north of Bishop to Boron with me having to pee the entire way. I managed to hold it, but I’d swear, my bladder still hurts from that trip.
Early pregnancy when you have to have a full bladder, i drank a little too much before mine and I was trying SO hard not to wet myself while simultaneously trying not to vomit.
When I had kidney stones. Imagine having the most excruciating urge to pee but being unable to, so the stabbing pain just gets worse and worse over the hours that pass by, radiating around your bladder, lower abdomen, and lower back. By far the worst pain of my life, (and I was mauled by a dog that resulted in a punctured kidney, 180 stitches, and 90 staples).
The dog attack didn’t compare to the stones…. they had to give me a high enough dose of hydromorphone (much stronger version of morphine) to knock me out just so I could get some pain relief because the morphine wouldn’t do anything to relieve it.
I was on heparin after I had a dangerous blood clot in my lung dissolved after I had tubes in my neck for hours. They gave me a gallon jug thing to pee in and I filled the thing 3/4 of the way
Confession time: I once peed myself on an airport shuttle bus. To be fair it wasn’t entirely my fault, I’d had a UTI, and the bus was stuck in traffic and took 3 hours to get to the airport, and because it was a cheap option it made no bathroom stops. After sitting in agony to the point where I was in a cold sweat I though fuck it, and just let go.
Epilogue: I changed my clothes in the airport toilet as soon as we arrived there so don’t judge me too harshly.
So I have pareuresis (basically means I can’t pee with others present).
I was invited on a boat-lunch by a wine-restaurant. It was great. The weather was amazing, the food was great and the boat ride was…long.
So skip forward a bottle of water and a bottle of wine, and ol’ Dr. Philly needed to use the bathroom.
So I go down below and find out the toilet is RIGHT next to the main kitchen. There is a door on the bathroom, but it had wood panels (kind of like cowboy swing doors) which you could look out of.
So when you’re standing/sitting there, you could watch outside with people cooking, preparing food, talking and waiting for the next turn on the toilet.
The boat wasn’t even on 1/4th of the trip. So I tried to pee, but couldnt. Went outside and waited for a bit, tried again, couldn’t do it. All the while the urge to pee grew and grew and grew.
Just like the pain grew and grew and grew. The boat wouldn’t stop for another 4 hours. I was royally fucked.
I tried going a couple times but I just couldn’t do it. I could feel the pain grow in my kidneys, which I thought would explode.
After an hour or two I was getting dizzy, so I just told myself I’d go and not leave the toilet until I went.
What followed was half an hour of standing, sitting, trying and being very frustrated. Then suddenly…a drop.. then next..two drops. Then A SURGE OH MY GOOD THIS IS HEAVEN. I peed so hard I passed out.
The chef, hearing my fall was like “yo you good?”. He didn’t get an answer. So he opened the door (it could be unlocked from the outside) and there I was. Dick out, on the floor, but in bliss. For I was the winner.
When I went back outside to the deck it was the most awkward feeling ever. 40 people staring at me, wondering why the fuck I was occupying the one and only toilet for 30 minutes.
Turns out my friends told the crew about my problem and the crew kept off guests from going in the bathroom and standing outside the door.
I was victorious, but at what cost? For 20 minutes later, the urge returned.
For some reason I have an incredibly difficult time peeing on an airplane, and more than once I have been completely unable to pee even though I was busting at the seams. I sat in an airplane bathroom for a half hour one time just trying to get a little bit out; I thought I was legitimately going to have an accident because I was in agony and couldn’t get even a drop out. I have taken to seriously dehydrating myself every time I know I have a flight because of it. 😭
I was 6 months pregnant and waiting for my ultrasound appointment. You had to have a full bladder back then before you did the scan. I was in tears in the waiting room.
I used to donate plasma weekly. I would drink 6 bottles of water before hand. One time I held my pee for over 40 minutes cuz I can’t stop once we begin.
My kidneys were hurting like hell and felt like they were gonna pop. I took a 2 minute piss when I was done
In my car on the way to a split shift, had to pee so bad I couldn’t hold it – grabbed a towel from the back seat, shoved it under my butt and pissed myself in my car while driving 😃 lucky I had spare pants in my car from a beach day the day before lol
I used to work as a wildlife technician, & I would have to spend a couple hours sometime in people roofs/attics diagnosing & fixing the issues. I was also obsessed with this black tea at the time that made me have to piss CONSTANTLY. There was one house I absolutely could not hold anymore, & getting back out of the roof was gonna take too long…. So I pissed in those people’s attic. Like a very loonnnggg piss too. I felt horrible for what I’d done, but also incredibly relieved.
When I had my gallbladder removed, the anesthesia(I think?) made my brain temporarily forget how to pee. It was like I’d try to go and get right to that point of no return feeling…and then I just wouldn’t pee.
Doctors wouldn’t let me leave until I peed at least once. Queue having to drink a fuckass amount of water while shuffling in circles around the ward in an immense amount of pain.
The worst part was that I never even went on my own after that. They’d given me so much water thinking I’d go eventually that it got to the point where they had to put in a catheter to drain me out so my bladder wouldn’t rupture…Of course, after all that, I went fine like 15 minutes later.
In kindergarten on Thanksgiving we were all sitting in a circle and some parents were there and I got up and asked my teacher to use the restroom about 6 times over the course of 15 min (each classroom had it’s own and now that I think of it I didn’t even need to ask considering there wasn’t a lesson being taught) and I got up to ask again and as I was asking I hear my teacher say in an annoyed voice “you’re getting me wet”….she felt horrible after…but what urks me the most is that she didn’t say no she kept shooing me away because she was having a casual conversation with someone….as a teacher when a student needs you for something you immediately put your attention on them…its your fucking job
When I saw Mickey 17 in theaters I went to pee afterwards and a minute into my pee another guy came in and took a pee, washed his hands and left and I still peed for another 2 minutes. I didn’t know my tiny bladder could hold that much
I was waiting to take a drug test for a job application. I asked to use the restroom and they were like… Erm, um, erm, I dunno, if we let you go now you won’t have enough for later. So I held if for like 4 hours while they called every other person on the planet. Once they called me I took my cup, and then had an episode of proximity incontinence and basically totally peed myself as soon as I got into the bathroom. Couldn’t give them that as a sample, had to leave without explanation and soaked in pee. Good times.
Last weekend I spent the night at my friends and we went to Denny’s and I drank two glasses of water plus ate some ice. And I felt my bladder get full but I didn’t wanna pee there so I didn’t and then we stopped at there house and I was like if there powers out and there dogs had gone in the house so I was like I’m not peeing in there. And then we stopped at their dads work and I was like well I don’t wanna pee here bc I just didn’t. So then we stopped at a rocket gas station and I was like okay I think I could go here if the bathrooms are up to my standards. The bathrooms were closed. So I waited till we got to the hotel and there was quite a bit of traffic.
To the point where I had sharp pains in my lower extremities and my side, searing hot sharp pain, and had to force myself to let go and pee myself. For the next week or so I had a UTI bad enough to piss blood. Ever since then (it was several years ago) if I hold my pee a little too long and finally let go, I get sharp pain. Also, since then, I sometimes go from “barely need to pee” to “OMFG get to toilet now” desperate in seconds. Basically, the experience had been so bad it has permanently damaged some muscles or something. Doctors can’t do anything.
Reason for holding it so long: I have back issues and at the time I had a job where I needed to stand all day. The back pain would be horrible but if I tensed my back muscles I could push through it. When I got home I would release the back muscles – it would hurt like fuck, but with rest would calm down. It wouldn’t be gone by next day, so next day was worse, and the next day after that worse still. It got to a point where after relaxing the back muscles my legs would stop working. They’d twitch and spasm but I would be unable to move them for half an hour or more. When this first happened I had already been holding my pee for the journey home so I ended up falling to the floor, unable to move, not even able to drag myself over the floor. So, yeah, I learned to make sure I went to toilet and do everything beforehand.
Was on a school trip in Italy when I was 13. We were on a bus on the way to Pompeii and I had been drinking out of my water bottle (2L) and finished it without even realizing. For about 25 minutes I had to pee so bad I was considering peeing back into the bottle but I was in a school bus.. it started hurting extremely bad to the point I couldn’t stand up straight, we finally got off and I was crying and begged a teacher to find me a bathroom.
Went to the cinema. Got half way through the movie and started needing to go. But I refused outright to miss any of it. By the end of the movie I was in agony trying to hold it in. As soon as the movie ended I jumped up to run to the toilet and my legs gave way as I was in so much pain. Luckily I made it without peeing myself
I had radiation therapy for prostate cancer. When you go in you’re supposed to have an empty colon and a full bladder, for reasons.
You go into the therapy room and they lay you down on the table, then they do a kind of test sequence to make sure that everything is OK before they shoot the juice into the prostate.
On one of my sessions, they did the test sequence, then came back to give me some bad news. One of the techs, (there were three women) said, “It seems you’ve got some gas in your colon. You’ll have to get rid of it before we can proceed with the therapy. You’ve got two options. We can insert a tube into the rectum to relieve the pressure. Or you can try to pass the gas without losing any urine.
If you want to try to pass the gas and don’t think you can hold it, we have a clamp you can use… “
I said,” Let me try to pass the gas without the clamp and see how it goes. Ever try to fart while holding in a full bladder? I’m here to tell you it’s possible, but not easy.
Afterward I told the techs, “This is one for the books. It’s definitely the first time a bunch of women told me that I had to fart.”
I once slepwalked at Disney to the bathroom and was dreaming I was at one of the lines to the bathroom. My parents woke up to me yelling “please hurry up I half to pee” and we’re super confused.
Pee shy after many beers at a concert and not being able to go at the crowded urinals with no blockers next to each urinal. Shook my Weiner off like I peed because I didn’t wanna seem like a bitch – walked out. Waited another 5-10 grueling minutes and then went back to the bathroom and hit the stall.
I was on Lasix, and I forgot I took it. Ended up having to cross the causeway to another country (lived in Bahrain at the time and parents lived in Saudi). Well, it’s always congested, and there are NO BATHROOMS. It was horrible. Cried and cried and felt like I was going to get a UTI from it
I was in a car, I was 15. My family and I were driving to Sydney, and about 5 hours into the drive I had to take a piss so bad, so I asked my dad to pull over and my sister said no because she had to go as well and it would be unfair. I did say fair enough so I had to hold it in for an hour. By the time we got to the petrol station i got out of the car and when I did I pissed myself, like pissed my pants, I had to change my clothes because of that. I was so embarrassed, I thought my brother would laugh at me, he was 17 and really immature and he laughed at me all the time, I was quite shocked when he didn’t. I did cry so maybe he felt bad and I’m so glad no one ever brought it up or talked about this.
I was about 16, had been at the beach doing some underage drinking with some friends. I didn’t want to pee on the beach but no one wanted to drive me to the nearest petrol station, eventually my friend said he’d take me, I have never ever been that desperate, I still think about it to this day, i genuinely don’t know how I held it in. Looking back I don’t know why I didn’t just pee on the beach, everyone was drunk anyway 😂
Gas leak near my school meant we had to stay indoors. For 3 hours. I held it it for most of that time but my 2nd grade self couldn’t deal with it because it hurt so bad to hold in
On the way back from a school retreat.
I rushed for the nearest place to pee as soon as I got off the coach, didn’t even look for my parents picking me up.
My knees literally buckled with the relief!!
Grade 6, stuck in traffi on a school field trip, traveling from PNE Vancouver to Tsawwassen ferry terminal, drank many hellivator cups worth of pop, not a good time lol
Went for an ultrasound. Never had one of those done before. They told me to make sure I had a full bladder when I came in for my appointment. Oh, I made sure.
Listen, what they don’t show you on TV is that when they’re scanning you with the wand, they are pressing it in. So I already had to pee like you wouldn’t believe and then this lady was pressing into my full bladder.
Still don’t know how I didn’t wet myself. If I ever have to go through another one, my bladder will be half-full at best and they can deal with it.
Second story:
Went to the dentist. Under sedation, because I’m a bit phobic of dental work. So I get good and relaxed and they go to work and after a while I realize I have to pee. Like, I really, really have to pee. And I didn’t remember drinking a whole lot before I went, so maybe it’s because I’m so relaxed? But also, because I’m so relaxed, it is really, really difficult to stress out about anything, including the fact that I might wet myself in the dentist’s chair.
So they’re working on my tooth and I’m struggling to tell myself that this is a serious problem and it cannot wait until they’re done, until finally I put my hand up to signal them to stop. They immediately start going “Just hang on a little bit longer, you’re doing so well, this is a bad time to stop,” and with my mouth occupied I can’t very well explain the issue.
Luckily they were able to stop soon after and give me a bathroom break but told me NOT to touch my teeth together because they weren’t done yet. So I floated my very relaxed butt down the hall to the washroom, released Niagara Falls, and then, out of curiosity and because my phobia was dulled, opened my mouth wide and looked in the mirror to see what the unfinished work looked like.
There was nothing to be seen. Just a mouthful of blood. Blood, blood, blood.
Floated back to the dentist’s chair with a new appreciation for what they have to look at every day.
On my way home from work stuck in stand still traffic 10 cars back from an accident on a bridge too small to escape and too crowded to pee anyplace but inside my new car. 20 minute commute took 2 hours.
Post hysterectomy. It’s like my bladder was asleep and it hurt so bad. Like the worst UTI I have ever experienced. The first time I tried to go and I couldn’t. I was so loopy and it’s like my body forgot how to urinate. The second time I went it was the greatest feeling ever coupled with whatever drugs they had me on. My piss color was dark yellow almost brown. 5/10 would not recommend.
Omg one long car trip with family when I was like 7 I asked my grandparents if I they could stop because I really had to peeeee they just kept driving and driving and it started to hurt so mf bad after a good hour that when we finally stopped I could barely walk because of the pressure and pain In my bladder and it took 15 minutes of sitting there for me to even be able to pee I held it so long I was stuck not being able to pee it was the worse feeling ever
Probably driving on interstate 90 through South Dakota, didn’t realize there would be next to nothing for miles, and you can’t exactly just pull off on the side. I was so relieved when we made it to Wall (pun intended)
sunscreen will cover the smell of urine and help it congeal for easy clean-up if you happen to go on the floor of a 1970’s passeger van one day at camp when you were 9.
Years ago me and some friends were doing a race that was like 120 miles long. We couldn’t stop to pee. When we finally arrived and got the change to us the restroom, I literally was about to piss myself. What’s worse, I was wearing a romper! Took too long to take off lol
Needed a full bladder for an ultrasound on it and although I was early, they were apparently running behind. Instructions said not to relieve myself so I hadn’t. I thought I was sure I was going to piss myself so I thought about using the waiting room restroom to let a little out. But couldn’t because a VERY pregnant lady went in there and was taking forever, so when a nurse opened the door to call the next patient back, I shot up and rushed the door. I explained to her what I was there for and that I was going to make a mess if I wasn’t seen now or let to use the restroom. She said I could but could only let a little out. It was so hard not to just let it all out. After the ultrasound I had to empty my bladder for another ultrasound and I swear the stream was a full minute long.
Drank a few tall boy beers before getting into the back of a pickup truck to go up a looooooong slooooooow windy uphill mountain road. Folks with external bits were peeing off the sides and I was wondering if I could get off go and run back without getting left but every time I seriously considered hopping off the car would speed up just a little bit. Omfg thought my bladder was gonna burst that night
In the movie theatre watching the Batman with Robert Pattinson. Bloody 4hrs and had a large drink. After rushing to the bathroom once it was done, I peed for so long I didn’t know when it’d stop lol I felt like Austin Powers after he unfreezes 😂
14 hour flight (SIN-LHR) with heavy turbulence. We were seat-locked for almost the last 7 hours and I’d enjoyed a few beers before the seatbelt sign was lit.
I needed a piss an hour in, forgetting to go in the grace period when the sign came on. 2 hours later I was desperate. Another 2 hours later I was genuinely about to just run to the loo or piss myself.
Thankfully just as I had asked my sister to give me her sick bag so I could piss in both of ours, the light went off. My sister said she’d never seen me move faster.
I was in Nashville with my boyfriend visiting his family. His dad and step mom lived about 45 minutes outside of the city and I had broken the seal after we went day drinking at the honky tonks and made the fatal mistake of not hitting the bathroom before we left for home. The combination of a drunk bladder and the rolling hills of Tennessee had me fighting for my life.
Online exam, I didn’t need to go beforehand but about 20 minutes into a 90 minute exam I really needed to go. There was a camera on me with someone monitoring my movements, if I went to pee I’d fail. So I went into this super-focus mode to complete the exam.
About half way through, a massive spider crawled down the wall in front of me and disappeared. I’m normally shit scared of spiders but I needed to pee so bad it was almost an afterthought.
I finished the exam and even carefully revised all the questions I had marked for review. The second it ended I ran to the toilet almost peeing from the bathroom door. I must’ve peed for over a minute afterwards, it seemed to go on forever lol.
Passed the exam, killed the spider… Learned a valuable lesson in hydration and surprised myself at how focused I was that entire time.
I was 11 years old at a boarding school in NZ and we were doing “prep”, which is homework for an hour. Anyway, one of the prefects was watching us. I NEEDED to go 5 minutes in. I asked to go and I was declined. For the next 55 minutes I was squirming, not doing any homework because I just couldn’t concentrate. Occasionally asking to go, but getting knocked back each time. The last thing I wanted to do was pee my pants because nobody wants to be that kid at a boarding school (or any school to be fair). When time was up I fucking sprinted to the toilet and for the first and so far only time in my life I cried when I went. It was the most relief I think I have ever had, but I came to hate that prefect after that, and if I’m honest, authority in general.
Before my wedding, in a public botanical Gardens. After 2 beers, in a white suit. 1 hour before the wedding. It took 3 hours before I could pee.
I still can’t remember much of my own wedding ceremony.
After school, walked all the way home and my little brother wouldn’t open the door. He put his face against the glass to tease me and I punched it. Shattered. 15 yr old me felt like a badass, reaching in and unlocking the door as he cried.
I was in so much trouble.
Waking up at a camping festival. The porta potties feel so far. Having to walk to them when you need to pee really bad is my least favorite part of the fest lol
My worst time has to be when I was in Elementary School with some friends and I went to see Lord of the Rings The Return of the King at the theaters when it came out and I already had to pee before the movie started but brushed it off and instead bought the largest soft drink they had for sale.
I drank it all during the movie and had the best/worse experience ever, the movie itself was splendid but my discomfort was immense and my legs were shaking once we passed the halfway point of the movie. When the movie was over, I could barely walk to the toilet to go pee and even had to wait at the urinals because it was very crowded. When I got the the urinal, it was of the best moment of my life, I peed for AT LEAST 3 minutes straight.
New York in the Rockefeller Centre. Was doing the tour when first felt the urge, but had to wait for the tour to be over. Once it was over it took FOREVER to locate the restroom. The toilet signage is next to non existent and no one could/would give clear directions, first set of directions headed to ones that were out of service. Add jet lag to the experience having just flown in from Australia the night before and my body was not feeling cooperative. Pretty sure I only just made it when I did find a toilet.
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Watching Bananas by woody Allen. Worst I’ve ever had to pee. I peed once pretty early on in the movie and then felt like I didn’t have enough pull to ask the room for a second pause so I just held it—assuming the movie was close to over—but it kept going and going and for the last half hour all I could focus on was my bladder. Every scene I was like, this has to be the ending, right? My favorite part was when it ended, when it was finally okay for me to speed-limp to the bathroom and piss sitting down (I was in too much pain to stand). Three and a half stars!
After I had a catheter removed from my urethra following jaw surgery, as soon as I tried to pee it felt like white hot napalm and I would stop trying. That went on for over 24 hours. When I finally couldn’t hold it in anymore, it hurt so bad I threw up into my wired-shut jaw. Fortunately there wasn’t a breathing issue with the puke.
To the point that I had an accident in the car. That bad
I was window shopping for new pants on my way to the closet bathroom halfway across the mall
Me inside the movie theater when I was 11.
right before i was about to go into surgery.. i was hooked up to the machines and ivs were already in.
Im 7 months pregnant and usually have to wake up 3 times a night. The other night i woke up after sleeping through my first two pee breaks. As i was running to the bathroom i could feel a dribble start down my leg and started peeing as soon as i turned to plant my butt on the seat. Mid air hover pee lol
I was on probation and showed up for a piss test. When you show up to the office you cant leave untill you take the test. My PO was busy for about the next 6 hours while I sat in a room waiting, about to piss myself. They had enough time to take a lunch break so that was cool. Shit should be illegal.
Watching The Hobbit:Battle of the Five Armies with my brother at the theater on Christmas Day. The battle would.not.end. Had to run out of the theater to the restroom. Got back; battle still going on.
At school, I would avoid using the bathroom at all costs, so I didn’t. I tried not to drink water, but one day, I did and needed to pee SO BAD. I tried to hold it until the end of the day, but I couldn’t, so I ended up saying I had a really bad headache & left early to go pee… Oh my god, I was a weird child.
Have you ever been in an airplane with no toilet on board?
When I went into retention and I couldn’t. Screaming in agony. I was so grateful when they inserted the catheter and relief!! I kept thanking the ER nurse and Dr.
After getting my gallbladder out I was hooked up to IV fluids all night. I kept trying to hold it because the gas they used to inflate my abdomen for the procedure was going out through my shoulder (a normal thing they had warned me about) and every little movement was excruciating. Plus, you know, the pain of having actual holes cut into me and an organ pulled out. I wound up getting up to piss every half hour or so. At least I had a private room.
I was on a plane ride and they had announced that they were going to begin landing. By that time I already needed to pee really badly. But I was afraid that they wouldn’t let me go, so an hour later I was still holding it and we finally landed. But yeah for about an hour it was emergency levels. I was young and more gullible
During a school trip where I had to wait several hours because we were caught in traffic.
When they make you chug a ridiculous amount of water before pregnancy ultrasounds. Had to stop and relieve myself twice before I started the appointment and they still made me get rid of more once they saw how much was still there lol.
in the middle of a field sobriety test while being sold cold sober dealing with some couple of idiot cops on thanksgiving night. I ran out of gas at the scene of someone elses hit and run
I had kidney stones. One was so big that I had a couple of surgeries. Coming out of the one surgery, I had to pee constantly, and it was like straight blood, too.
Kidney issues prevented me from being able to for many hours. I was in agony, felt like my kidney was gonna burst or something. Got into the local clinic, they gave me like 3 doses of morphine before the pain went away. Then packed me in an ambulance for the 45 minute trip to the hospital.
Those painkillers finally allowed something to pass, not a stone, but by the first 10 minutes in the ambulance I needed to go toilet fierce. But there is none in the ambulance.
The 35 minute trip felt like it took forever. Then once I got to the hospital there was another 30 minutes of waiting before they finally let me go to the toilet. I didn’t think I’d last that long, but I did.
Bastards never even took the sample to look at it. They discharged me that night, and 2 days later the exact same thing happened again. Full on uti or kidney infection by then, days of no sleep and pacing to try to reduce the agony. Worse pain than the 2 kidney stones I’ve had. I was sure something was gonna burst inside me.
Rey hour since age 45
Where I pissed myself! HUH?
Last hour of a drive home, passing a bunch of businesses right around closing time. Held it home but next time would absolutely pull over and go in the bushes.
During a bus trip and the bus has no bathroom so I peed in the empty coca cola bottle
In the car without a chance to stop peed in quarter filled TimHorton coffee cup, it overflows into my lap🙃
I was walking to the bathroom and my bladder (my brain doesn’t process the signal properly so sometimes my bladder sends urgent signals and my brain processes it as not urgent, other times bladder sends not urgent and my brain says go now or you’ll need to shower) sent an urgent signal but my brain perceived it as not urgent….i released my bladder right before I entered the bathroom and couldn’t go home to change because I was on a field trip and didn’t have a way to let my parents know I needed a change of clothes
Every time I watch a movie in theaters.
Army instructor, ergo full uniform. In july, moving around a lot, sweating profusely, and drinking several liters of water per day.
…and on a medicine whose first listed side effect was “may cause trouble urinating”.
I felt like I was about to explode, stood in the bushes, pressing so hard I nearly fainted, and out came….a couple of drops.
Went “peeing” 20-30 times a day for a week before it finally eased a bit and I could finally stand there like a pressure washer on legs.
Was on a dive with whale sharks a few years ago. We were a few miles out at sea. A storm blew in. We had to book it back to shore. The boat we were on was small and wooden benches. Each wave we hit, we would slam back down. I thought my bladder was literally going to explode! We finally got in calm waters and the captain let me use the bathroom. The bathroom was the ocean and was probably 100+ ft deep. I had to hang on to the ladder to pee while thinking a shark was gonna bite off a leg. Needless to say, I couldn’t pee much but enough to get back to shore. Fucking hell that was absolute torture! I should have just peed while on the boat. It was raining anyway!
I was sleeping and woke up to severe lower abdominal pain, and lower back pain. Felt a bit of panic at first and then realized I really needed to pee. Went to the bathroom, which hurt just walking there, and tried to go but it took a minute because nothing was coming out, so more panic. I finally went and it took forever but since then I’m careful about how much fluids I consume before I lay down, though I don’t remember chugging a bunch of water or anything before I went to bed so not sure what happened 🤷♀️
On May 6th, 1992, I went to Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri with my middle school class to see the former president of the USSR, Mikhail Gorbachev, give a speech. We stood all day, with only port-a-potties to relieve ourselves. I held it. Afterwards, we rode the bus 171 miles back to my school.
I did not make it back unspoiled.
I was in a lake with my boyfriend at the time and his friends. He had a pontoon boat and we were just riding around the lake drinking and stopping ocassionally to jump in and cool off. For whatever reason, despite being in a giant body of water, I could NOT pee. I tried so many times. It wasn’t until we got back to his family’s lake house and I sat on a toilet that I could finally go. It was absolute torture. Like, who can’t pee in a freaking lake?
Not me, my husband. As a 19yo he was on a bus trip overseas. Didn’t pee when they took a break, he thought he could make it to the next town. As they’re driving to the next town he starts feeling the urge. Bus gets caught in roadworks – traffic at a stand still. His kidneys are painful by this point. He gets off the bus and pees on the side of the road, in front of all the stopped traffic. Everyone cheered when he got back on the bus 🤣
Sitting a massive traffic jam between Denton and Dallas. It started as “hmm I should have gone before I left home” and ended with me pissing myself behind a dumpster and calling off work.
Passing a large kidney stone. Heading home from vacation, stone wasn’t moving, couldn’t pee around it. I was in such pain, finally decided if I didn’t go with the attempt I was making (after 14 hours of not going) that it was ER time. Sat and cried in pain. Then felt and heard the stone come out and hit the toilet bowl just before the geyser rushed out. Oh, the relief and pain all in one (yes, going that much, that hard, after so long hurts).
Oh man. Pre drinking before going out to the bar. Never go in an elevator at a public transit station passed 9:00 on a weekend.
during a baseball game… ump wouldnt let me call timeout. we lost the tournament but i couldnt care less. when the last out was made i hopped the outfield fence and sprinted to the bathroom. got back halfway through the trophy ceremony haha
I had to get a series of ultrasounds over a short period of time. They usually recommend you drink a Litre of water about an hour ahead of when your appointment is scheduled. Lets just say I learned the hard way the longest my bladder can hold a litre of water is about 35 mins.
In high school I snuck out of my house to go driving around with my bf of the time. We drove to downtown Chicago but got super lost on the way home. I had to pee SO BAD but it was 3am on a week day so obviously nothing was open. I ended up asking a prostitute working a corner how to get out of the city, she was awesome and totally helped us. I’ll never forget that night solely because of how sick I felt from holding in my pee.
I was on a plane headed to DFW and absolutely thought I was going to pee my pants as they said we were making our descent. Counting every second as we slowly came down. And as we hit the pavement we had to wait our turn to taxi to the gate.
I was praying. Literally praying to anyone that could hear me up there to help me not piss my pants. I was squeezing my legs together. Clenching them cheeks together. Gritting my teeth. Fidgeting and probably flailing around.
As we’re approaching the gate the guy I’m sitting next to decided it’s about time for us to speak for the first time and says “Hey so where are you headed?”
I didn’t even turn towards him as that motion would have been my doom. All I said was “I would really love to chat right now but I will no shit piss my pants.”
He said “the bathroom then” 😂
Waiting for the plane to vacate enough for me to get out was truly hell as well.
I was 29 and I had to pee but it wouldn’t come out then I felt the most excruciating pain I had ever felt brought me to my knees I started crawling I was in so much pain I crawled about a hundred yards down the road and called 911 so they could find me cuz I lived out in the middle of nowhere I ended up crawling to the end of an oil lease road so the ambulance could show up it was the beginning of November and it was about 60 65° outside I’m on my hands and knees at least road the ambulance shows up I’m pouring sweat they’re getting me into the ambulance and they think I’m on drugs because of the extreme sweating. I get to the ER after a blood test to prove that I’m not on drugs they end up giving me a catheter and it was a lot of reddish pee. I had a bladder stone so large it couldn’t be passed they had to surgically remove it.
Taking a 6 hour shuttle and had to pee tor an hour. Half the shuttle was asleep and i was in the very back and didn’t want to cause a scene. The way i waddled out of there was so embarrassing
In the theater of Captain America, Civil War. I was convinced if I went To the bathroom that I would miss someone’s death.
I met with two very kind, elderly people from Europe in their home for an interview process. We had to use a translator over the phone. It took a very long time and I had to pee since before I got there. I was so afraid of peeing myself. Then they offered me their homemade family root beer. Fucckkkkk. I drank a HUGE glass. Considered peeing in their yard on my way out, but decided against it. Drove to the closest gas station and peed what seemed like a gallon.
When I was in maybe Kindergarten or 1st grade on the bus, it was a private school so the bus ride took probably an hour or more. I couldn’t hold it any longer and was seriously debating on just peeing myself to get it over with. Never did run as fast off the school bus as I did that day.
In California, there’s a highway that connects South bay to Los Banos and into the Central Valley. I thought I would be okay not going to the restroom before driving on that highway, which has no stops before you hit Los Banos. I almost died. Luckily there was no car accidents, otherwise I would have peed in my pants.
I had to get a ultrasound for a ovarian cyst. They told me to drink a lot of water beforehand and I drank A LOT. I was in pain from having to hold it while she checked my stomach. I felt like I was going to explode. I told her I couldn’t hold it and she said if I go to only go a little bit.
Dude here. Went on a group drive/caravan with 15 (sports) cars. Drank two or three giant cups of coffee before we left and had to pee probably 30 min after we left. Waited 2 hours to finally stop and pee. Could barely get out of the car and walk. When I got to the urinal it actually hurt to pee. I had to “squeeze” it out but by bit with my pelvic floor muscles. Sad part was that it didn’t even feel that relieving.
When I was pregnant my bladder got so full my urethra was pushed closed and I had to go to the ER for a catheter
Those drug tests for employment
University trip to Canada – in a van with a designated driver and thought we’d pass the time drinking some beverages, as college people often do, but by the time we were near the city outskirts, stuck in a large traffic jam, I was really under pressure as the feeling had been already building for a while. But it turned to increasing pain and nearly tears. I wanted to hop out and just go under a bridge not caring who saw as I was under a lot of pain and feeling pressure and I do not mean a little of either, I mean a lot. But my mates kept me “holding it”, afraid that if I got out, the traffic would start moving and unsure if we’d all get in trouble for previously drinking.
Finally made it to the hotel, I was not able to stand up straight, hunched I waddled — couldn’t run — to the bathroom where my bladder almost didn’t work. The pee came out in a slow trickle. I feel like I stretched my bladder so much, it couldn’t find the tension to actually pee. I was there for a while just letting it dribble out until finally something of a stream emerged. I felt relieved but also the pain continued for some hours. Everything recovered in the end. I did not drink in the van on the way back home.
As a 14 year old who was obsessed with The Lord of the Rings, the release of The Fellowship of the Ring movie was a dream come true. Except for the fact that less than halfway through, I realised I had to take a slash. Did I walk out of the movie to attend to nature’s needs? I absolutely would not and did not. And despite that, I fucken loved the movie. But goddamn, it was full stream for more than a minute straight once the credits rolled and I finally made it to a toilet.
Post surgery full of IV fluids but muscles still not recovered from the anesthesia. And it took hours for me to finally pee.
Edit: reading these comments reminded me of my multiple UTIs. But post surgery was still worse.
Waiting in line for the Green Lantern at six flags…I was in that line for over an hour and by the time I got to the bottom of the staircase I was so close to pissing myself I bolted for the bathrooms yelling “ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WILL BE RIGHT BACK PLEASE PLEASE LET ME
THROUGH”
I made it back before my friends got to the front of the line 🙂
Same as most of the answers- right before an ultrasound. They filled my bladder up and pushed around with the wand until I was crying. But I had to wait for results and a doctor before they could let my bladder drain into the pee bag. It was horrifyingly painful.
Getting stuck in traffic with a very full bladder. I don’t even know how I drove back home. I was literally screaming alone in my car at every bump and turn. When I reached home I ran so fast I flew. I couldn’t take off mh clothes. I literally sat on the toilets with my pants on and relieved myself.
The time my bladder almost burst while having an epidural. The Drs were not on top of their game with checking on me. It’s a good thing I like to ask questions like hey what’s this big lump right here? It was in fact my bladder bulging as they had broken my water.
While playing 40 Hands.
I had to piss during Jurassic world Dominion. Like 1/2 way through the movie I had the feeling of having to piss, but I was in the dead middle of the row and I didn’t want to be that guy who blocks everyone’s view trying to shuffle my way out. So I held it. I swear it felt like the movie was never going to end although it was like 40 minutes later. I eventually couldn’t hold it and bolted to the restroom. I couldn’t stand up because the pressure from my bladder is immense I was literally walking forward at a like 15% angle lol. For some reason it took me like 5 minutes to get a stream going even though it felt like my bladder was exploding.
TLDR: don’t hold your bladder
This is really unhealthy but I was on school camp we were at an outback station with no toilets. I didn’t want to pee in the bush so I just held it for 3 days. Luckily didn’t give myself a kidney infection but it hurt like hell. 2nd worse would be full bladder before ultrasound and they are running behind on your appointment time.
I knew a guy that had to pee so bad he could taste it!!
I drank on an empty stomach and was on a 40 min ride home. I needed to pee so badly, plus not having any food, and I was about to piss myself and throw up. another time I drank too much and straight up pissed myself in my seat at the table. I thought I could play it off by shoving an oven mitt under myself but it quickly filled and you could definitely hear the piss running all onto the floor.
I drink less now.
I was 11 years old and on a Greyhound bus to Mexico. IIRC the drive was 20+ hours long. Well my dumb pre teen brain thought I could hold my pee until we got to our destination because I didn’t want to use the tiny restroom on the bus. 14 hours later I can no longer hold it. My entire body was in pain and I was absolutely about to burst. My family and I were sitting near the front of the bus and of course the restroom is in the very back of the bus. I stand up and begin to make my way to the restroom when I realize I cannot walk. I stood there for a few minutes while I gathered the strength to take the first steps. My entire body felt heavy and I am hoping and praying that I don’t piss myself in front of the whole bus full of people. After about 15 minutes I finally make it and I am crying tears of joy. I have no idea how I managed not to piss myself. I do my business and came out of the restroom practically skipping back to my seat. Ever since that day I REFUSE to hold in my pee or pop.
On jury service I made the mistake of having a couple of pints of coke with my pub lunch, I think I sweated through the shirt I was wearing and when I finally went it was like a leaky tap rather than the high pressure hose I was expecting.
tamulosin can cause drastic events (jeans off in washer, another shower etc).
A 1.5h train ride to uni got delayed and took 3 hours, I was already late and my pee schedule was way fucked now. It was used to holding itself for the 1.5 train ride and I’d pee before and after the train.
3 hours later I was BUSTING. But once I finally got off at the transfer station, had to run up a steep escalator past so many people. I literally barely got my pants down in the toilet stall before I started peeing, closest call I’ve had as an adult. If there had been a queue for the toilet i would have pissed my pants 100%.
I was on vacation and we went snowmobiling, which took HOURS longer than I expected. I had to piss so bad, I was in agony. When we finally got back to where we started, I hobbled over to what I thought was a communal building for the snowmobile stuff, but was just some guys house?? I then had to hobble back over to the car we came in and sit there until we finally got to some public restroom and I could finally pee. I thought my bladder was going to burst
Before any race tbh. My nerves make my bladder WEAK
My bladder has had issues since I had my son, so my bladder tends to not send the pee signal to my brain until it hits the point of “You have 30 seconds to get to a toilet”. I’ve peed myself multiple times because my body doesn’t give me time to get to the bathroom. Hell, once I peed myself literally a foot away from the toilet because I couldn’t hold it even a second longer. But the worst I’ve ever had to pee was right after I had my son. I had a spinal headache so trying to get up to go to the bathroom was agony, plus I was scared to pee because I had stitches from an episiotomy. I held it almost a full day 😅
Back then when I was in elementary to middle school, I joined competition dance instead of just being a “rec” dance student. Rules got more lenient when I was in high school. But we weren’t allowed to yawn (seen as rude). If we didn’t bring a water bottle in, too bad. Can’t leave the studio when it has already started. I would always go to the restroom before hand but for some reason, my bladder would be damn evil and want to burst in the middle of class. Wasn’t allowed to leave to go to the restroom during class so there have been many times I almost bursted.
It was back in about 1972. I was 12, and riding the bus coming home from Boy Scout summer camp. There would be one stop along the way, in Boron, along US 395 in the California Desert. We drove from somewhere north of Bishop to Boron with me having to pee the entire way. I managed to hold it, but I’d swear, my bladder still hurts from that trip.
Nothing else comes even close.
Early pregnancy when you have to have a full bladder, i drank a little too much before mine and I was trying SO hard not to wet myself while simultaneously trying not to vomit.
When I had kidney stones. Imagine having the most excruciating urge to pee but being unable to, so the stabbing pain just gets worse and worse over the hours that pass by, radiating around your bladder, lower abdomen, and lower back. By far the worst pain of my life, (and I was mauled by a dog that resulted in a punctured kidney, 180 stitches, and 90 staples).
The dog attack didn’t compare to the stones…. they had to give me a high enough dose of hydromorphone (much stronger version of morphine) to knock me out just so I could get some pain relief because the morphine wouldn’t do anything to relieve it.
I was on heparin after I had a dangerous blood clot in my lung dissolved after I had tubes in my neck for hours. They gave me a gallon jug thing to pee in and I filled the thing 3/4 of the way
Confession time: I once peed myself on an airport shuttle bus. To be fair it wasn’t entirely my fault, I’d had a UTI, and the bus was stuck in traffic and took 3 hours to get to the airport, and because it was a cheap option it made no bathroom stops. After sitting in agony to the point where I was in a cold sweat I though fuck it, and just let go.
Epilogue: I changed my clothes in the airport toilet as soon as we arrived there so don’t judge me too harshly.
So I have pareuresis (basically means I can’t pee with others present).
I was invited on a boat-lunch by a wine-restaurant. It was great. The weather was amazing, the food was great and the boat ride was…long.
So skip forward a bottle of water and a bottle of wine, and ol’ Dr. Philly needed to use the bathroom.
So I go down below and find out the toilet is RIGHT next to the main kitchen. There is a door on the bathroom, but it had wood panels (kind of like cowboy swing doors) which you could look out of.
So when you’re standing/sitting there, you could watch outside with people cooking, preparing food, talking and waiting for the next turn on the toilet.
The boat wasn’t even on 1/4th of the trip. So I tried to pee, but couldnt. Went outside and waited for a bit, tried again, couldn’t do it. All the while the urge to pee grew and grew and grew.
Just like the pain grew and grew and grew. The boat wouldn’t stop for another 4 hours. I was royally fucked.
I tried going a couple times but I just couldn’t do it. I could feel the pain grow in my kidneys, which I thought would explode.
After an hour or two I was getting dizzy, so I just told myself I’d go and not leave the toilet until I went.
What followed was half an hour of standing, sitting, trying and being very frustrated. Then suddenly…a drop.. then next..two drops. Then A SURGE OH MY GOOD THIS IS HEAVEN. I peed so hard I passed out.
The chef, hearing my fall was like “yo you good?”. He didn’t get an answer. So he opened the door (it could be unlocked from the outside) and there I was. Dick out, on the floor, but in bliss. For I was the winner.
When I went back outside to the deck it was the most awkward feeling ever. 40 people staring at me, wondering why the fuck I was occupying the one and only toilet for 30 minutes.
Turns out my friends told the crew about my problem and the crew kept off guests from going in the bathroom and standing outside the door.
I was victorious, but at what cost? For 20 minutes later, the urge returned.
2.5 more hours to go…
For some reason I have an incredibly difficult time peeing on an airplane, and more than once I have been completely unable to pee even though I was busting at the seams. I sat in an airplane bathroom for a half hour one time just trying to get a little bit out; I thought I was legitimately going to have an accident because I was in agony and couldn’t get even a drop out. I have taken to seriously dehydrating myself every time I know I have a flight because of it. 😭
I was 6 months pregnant and waiting for my ultrasound appointment. You had to have a full bladder back then before you did the scan. I was in tears in the waiting room.
I used to donate plasma weekly. I would drink 6 bottles of water before hand. One time I held my pee for over 40 minutes cuz I can’t stop once we begin.
My kidneys were hurting like hell and felt like they were gonna pop. I took a 2 minute piss when I was done
In my car on the way to a split shift, had to pee so bad I couldn’t hold it – grabbed a towel from the back seat, shoved it under my butt and pissed myself in my car while driving 😃 lucky I had spare pants in my car from a beach day the day before lol
Was un the movie theatre watching Lord of the rings:
Return of the King, and the movie would not end. It was so long
Window seat of a plane that was experiencing heavy turbulence for most of the flight
I used to work as a wildlife technician, & I would have to spend a couple hours sometime in people roofs/attics diagnosing & fixing the issues. I was also obsessed with this black tea at the time that made me have to piss CONSTANTLY. There was one house I absolutely could not hold anymore, & getting back out of the roof was gonna take too long…. So I pissed in those people’s attic. Like a very loonnnggg piss too. I felt horrible for what I’d done, but also incredibly relieved.
When I had my gallbladder removed, the anesthesia(I think?) made my brain temporarily forget how to pee. It was like I’d try to go and get right to that point of no return feeling…and then I just wouldn’t pee.
Doctors wouldn’t let me leave until I peed at least once. Queue having to drink a fuckass amount of water while shuffling in circles around the ward in an immense amount of pain.
The worst part was that I never even went on my own after that. They’d given me so much water thinking I’d go eventually that it got to the point where they had to put in a catheter to drain me out so my bladder wouldn’t rupture…Of course, after all that, I went fine like 15 minutes later.
In kindergarten on Thanksgiving we were all sitting in a circle and some parents were there and I got up and asked my teacher to use the restroom about 6 times over the course of 15 min (each classroom had it’s own and now that I think of it I didn’t even need to ask considering there wasn’t a lesson being taught) and I got up to ask again and as I was asking I hear my teacher say in an annoyed voice “you’re getting me wet”….she felt horrible after…but what urks me the most is that she didn’t say no she kept shooing me away because she was having a casual conversation with someone….as a teacher when a student needs you for something you immediately put your attention on them…its your fucking job
Between Banff and Cochrane Alberta. I drank too much coffee and there was zero pit stops
When I saw Mickey 17 in theaters I went to pee afterwards and a minute into my pee another guy came in and took a pee, washed his hands and left and I still peed for another 2 minutes. I didn’t know my tiny bladder could hold that much
I was waiting to take a drug test for a job application. I asked to use the restroom and they were like… Erm, um, erm, I dunno, if we let you go now you won’t have enough for later. So I held if for like 4 hours while they called every other person on the planet. Once they called me I took my cup, and then had an episode of proximity incontinence and basically totally peed myself as soon as I got into the bathroom. Couldn’t give them that as a sample, had to leave without explanation and soaked in pee. Good times.
Five hours. long haul truck driver. Can’t stop snow will get me.
Driving across states
When I had a catheter in after my coma and had to learn how to use the muscles just right out of desperation to pee into the tube
Last weekend I spent the night at my friends and we went to Denny’s and I drank two glasses of water plus ate some ice. And I felt my bladder get full but I didn’t wanna pee there so I didn’t and then we stopped at there house and I was like if there powers out and there dogs had gone in the house so I was like I’m not peeing in there. And then we stopped at their dads work and I was like well I don’t wanna pee here bc I just didn’t. So then we stopped at a rocket gas station and I was like okay I think I could go here if the bathrooms are up to my standards. The bathrooms were closed. So I waited till we got to the hotel and there was quite a bit of traffic.
To the point where I had sharp pains in my lower extremities and my side, searing hot sharp pain, and had to force myself to let go and pee myself. For the next week or so I had a UTI bad enough to piss blood. Ever since then (it was several years ago) if I hold my pee a little too long and finally let go, I get sharp pain. Also, since then, I sometimes go from “barely need to pee” to “OMFG get to toilet now” desperate in seconds. Basically, the experience had been so bad it has permanently damaged some muscles or something. Doctors can’t do anything.
Reason for holding it so long: I have back issues and at the time I had a job where I needed to stand all day. The back pain would be horrible but if I tensed my back muscles I could push through it. When I got home I would release the back muscles – it would hurt like fuck, but with rest would calm down. It wouldn’t be gone by next day, so next day was worse, and the next day after that worse still. It got to a point where after relaxing the back muscles my legs would stop working. They’d twitch and spasm but I would be unable to move them for half an hour or more. When this first happened I had already been holding my pee for the journey home so I ended up falling to the floor, unable to move, not even able to drag myself over the floor. So, yeah, I learned to make sure I went to toilet and do everything beforehand.
Was on a school trip in Italy when I was 13. We were on a bus on the way to Pompeii and I had been drinking out of my water bottle (2L) and finished it without even realizing. For about 25 minutes I had to pee so bad I was considering peeing back into the bottle but I was in a school bus.. it started hurting extremely bad to the point I couldn’t stand up straight, we finally got off and I was crying and begged a teacher to find me a bathroom.
Got stuck in traffic for ages. Construction zone with those barriers on each side and someone had a wreck.
Gave up and pissed in a bottle.
In 1st grade, I peed my pants because I was too shy to ask to go to the bathroom.
Went to the cinema. Got half way through the movie and started needing to go. But I refused outright to miss any of it. By the end of the movie I was in agony trying to hold it in. As soon as the movie ended I jumped up to run to the toilet and my legs gave way as I was in so much pain. Luckily I made it without peeing myself
I had radiation therapy for prostate cancer. When you go in you’re supposed to have an empty colon and a full bladder, for reasons.
You go into the therapy room and they lay you down on the table, then they do a kind of test sequence to make sure that everything is OK before they shoot the juice into the prostate.
On one of my sessions, they did the test sequence, then came back to give me some bad news. One of the techs, (there were three women) said, “It seems you’ve got some gas in your colon. You’ll have to get rid of it before we can proceed with the therapy. You’ve got two options. We can insert a tube into the rectum to relieve the pressure. Or you can try to pass the gas without losing any urine.
If you want to try to pass the gas and don’t think you can hold it, we have a clamp you can use… “
I said,” Let me try to pass the gas without the clamp and see how it goes. Ever try to fart while holding in a full bladder? I’m here to tell you it’s possible, but not easy.
Afterward I told the techs, “This is one for the books. It’s definitely the first time a bunch of women told me that I had to fart.”
Yeah, that was fun.
I once slepwalked at Disney to the bathroom and was dreaming I was at one of the lines to the bathroom. My parents woke up to me yelling “please hurry up I half to pee” and we’re super confused.
Trying to pass a piss test in a water flush. Had to go so bad I was crying but I had to hold it for test time.
I held my pee a lot as a child. I’m surprised bladder didn’t burst
Pee shy after many beers at a concert and not being able to go at the crowded urinals with no blockers next to each urinal. Shook my Weiner off like I peed because I didn’t wanna seem like a bitch – walked out. Waited another 5-10 grueling minutes and then went back to the bathroom and hit the stall.
I was on Lasix, and I forgot I took it. Ended up having to cross the causeway to another country (lived in Bahrain at the time and parents lived in Saudi). Well, it’s always congested, and there are NO BATHROOMS. It was horrible. Cried and cried and felt like I was going to get a UTI from it
I was in a car, I was 15. My family and I were driving to Sydney, and about 5 hours into the drive I had to take a piss so bad, so I asked my dad to pull over and my sister said no because she had to go as well and it would be unfair. I did say fair enough so I had to hold it in for an hour. By the time we got to the petrol station i got out of the car and when I did I pissed myself, like pissed my pants, I had to change my clothes because of that. I was so embarrassed, I thought my brother would laugh at me, he was 17 and really immature and he laughed at me all the time, I was quite shocked when he didn’t. I did cry so maybe he felt bad and I’m so glad no one ever brought it up or talked about this.
I was about 16, had been at the beach doing some underage drinking with some friends. I didn’t want to pee on the beach but no one wanted to drive me to the nearest petrol station, eventually my friend said he’d take me, I have never ever been that desperate, I still think about it to this day, i genuinely don’t know how I held it in. Looking back I don’t know why I didn’t just pee on the beach, everyone was drunk anyway 😂
Gas leak near my school meant we had to stay indoors. For 3 hours. I held it it for most of that time but my 2nd grade self couldn’t deal with it because it hurt so bad to hold in
When you’re old you’ll need to piss and can’t! Imagine that.
Drank 2 snapple peach teas at the start of a 8 hr roast trip and i was passenger. I’m pretty sure i peed 2 liters
On the way back from a school retreat.
I rushed for the nearest place to pee as soon as I got off the coach, didn’t even look for my parents picking me up.
My knees literally buckled with the relief!!
Standing in line for the bathrooms at When We Were Yung. I had a bladder condition at the time as well.
I did in fact end up peeing my pants.
St. Louis arch
When I’m lugging 10 grocery bags while trying to unlock my front door and dropping the keys in the process
Grade 6, stuck in traffi on a school field trip, traveling from PNE Vancouver to Tsawwassen ferry terminal, drank many hellivator cups worth of pop, not a good time lol
Okay, first story:
Went for an ultrasound. Never had one of those done before. They told me to make sure I had a full bladder when I came in for my appointment. Oh, I made sure.
Listen, what they don’t show you on TV is that when they’re scanning you with the wand, they are pressing it in. So I already had to pee like you wouldn’t believe and then this lady was pressing into my full bladder.
Still don’t know how I didn’t wet myself. If I ever have to go through another one, my bladder will be half-full at best and they can deal with it.
Second story:
Went to the dentist. Under sedation, because I’m a bit phobic of dental work. So I get good and relaxed and they go to work and after a while I realize I have to pee. Like, I really, really have to pee. And I didn’t remember drinking a whole lot before I went, so maybe it’s because I’m so relaxed? But also, because I’m so relaxed, it is really, really difficult to stress out about anything, including the fact that I might wet myself in the dentist’s chair.
So they’re working on my tooth and I’m struggling to tell myself that this is a serious problem and it cannot wait until they’re done, until finally I put my hand up to signal them to stop. They immediately start going “Just hang on a little bit longer, you’re doing so well, this is a bad time to stop,” and with my mouth occupied I can’t very well explain the issue.
Luckily they were able to stop soon after and give me a bathroom break but told me NOT to touch my teeth together because they weren’t done yet. So I floated my very relaxed butt down the hall to the washroom, released Niagara Falls, and then, out of curiosity and because my phobia was dulled, opened my mouth wide and looked in the mirror to see what the unfinished work looked like.
There was nothing to be seen. Just a mouthful of blood. Blood, blood, blood.
Floated back to the dentist’s chair with a new appreciation for what they have to look at every day.
On my way home from work stuck in stand still traffic 10 cars back from an accident on a bridge too small to escape and too crowded to pee anyplace but inside my new car. 20 minute commute took 2 hours.
I’ve had a blocked catheter while being restrained in a hospital bed because I was a fall risk
tried to drink 8 glasses of water in a day once.
Post hysterectomy. It’s like my bladder was asleep and it hurt so bad. Like the worst UTI I have ever experienced. The first time I tried to go and I couldn’t. I was so loopy and it’s like my body forgot how to urinate. The second time I went it was the greatest feeling ever coupled with whatever drugs they had me on. My piss color was dark yellow almost brown. 5/10 would not recommend.
Omg one long car trip with family when I was like 7 I asked my grandparents if I they could stop because I really had to peeeee they just kept driving and driving and it started to hurt so mf bad after a good hour that when we finally stopped I could barely walk because of the pressure and pain In my bladder and it took 15 minutes of sitting there for me to even be able to pee I held it so long I was stuck not being able to pee it was the worse feeling ever
Probably driving on interstate 90 through South Dakota, didn’t realize there would be next to nothing for miles, and you can’t exactly just pull off on the side. I was so relieved when we made it to Wall (pun intended)
sunscreen will cover the smell of urine and help it congeal for easy clean-up if you happen to go on the floor of a 1970’s passeger van one day at camp when you were 9.
Right now! I always wait til the last second to get up and pee lol
Years ago me and some friends were doing a race that was like 120 miles long. We couldn’t stop to pee. When we finally arrived and got the change to us the restroom, I literally was about to piss myself. What’s worse, I was wearing a romper! Took too long to take off lol
Needed a full bladder for an ultrasound on it and although I was early, they were apparently running behind. Instructions said not to relieve myself so I hadn’t. I thought I was sure I was going to piss myself so I thought about using the waiting room restroom to let a little out. But couldn’t because a VERY pregnant lady went in there and was taking forever, so when a nurse opened the door to call the next patient back, I shot up and rushed the door. I explained to her what I was there for and that I was going to make a mess if I wasn’t seen now or let to use the restroom. She said I could but could only let a little out. It was so hard not to just let it all out. After the ultrasound I had to empty my bladder for another ultrasound and I swear the stream was a full minute long.
Drank a few tall boy beers before getting into the back of a pickup truck to go up a looooooong slooooooow windy uphill mountain road. Folks with external bits were peeing off the sides and I was wondering if I could get off go and run back without getting left but every time I seriously considered hopping off the car would speed up just a little bit. Omfg thought my bladder was gonna burst that night
Is this one of those weird fetish posts
New medication. Sleeping at a bf house and had a dream that I needed to pee. I actually wet the bed. Omg!
bout 5 mins ago before I died in Warzone
In the movie theatre watching the Batman with Robert Pattinson. Bloody 4hrs and had a large drink. After rushing to the bathroom once it was done, I peed for so long I didn’t know when it’d stop lol I felt like Austin Powers after he unfreezes 😂
14 hour flight (SIN-LHR) with heavy turbulence. We were seat-locked for almost the last 7 hours and I’d enjoyed a few beers before the seatbelt sign was lit.
I needed a piss an hour in, forgetting to go in the grace period when the sign came on. 2 hours later I was desperate. Another 2 hours later I was genuinely about to just run to the loo or piss myself.
Thankfully just as I had asked my sister to give me her sick bag so I could piss in both of ours, the light went off. My sister said she’d never seen me move faster.
By far the best piss I’ve ever had.
On a paddleboat in the middle of a lake when I was 11 and I refused to pee over the side because someone might see me.
Post hysterectomy, my catheter got blocked in the middle of the night. I have never experienced quite that type of misery before or since.
I was in Nashville with my boyfriend visiting his family. His dad and step mom lived about 45 minutes outside of the city and I had broken the seal after we went day drinking at the honky tonks and made the fatal mistake of not hitting the bathroom before we left for home. The combination of a drunk bladder and the rolling hills of Tennessee had me fighting for my life.
Online exam, I didn’t need to go beforehand but about 20 minutes into a 90 minute exam I really needed to go. There was a camera on me with someone monitoring my movements, if I went to pee I’d fail. So I went into this super-focus mode to complete the exam.
About half way through, a massive spider crawled down the wall in front of me and disappeared. I’m normally shit scared of spiders but I needed to pee so bad it was almost an afterthought.
I finished the exam and even carefully revised all the questions I had marked for review. The second it ended I ran to the toilet almost peeing from the bathroom door. I must’ve peed for over a minute afterwards, it seemed to go on forever lol.
Passed the exam, killed the spider… Learned a valuable lesson in hydration and surprised myself at how focused I was that entire time.
TLDR: Don’t drink water before online exams.
Aboard a MiG 29
It’s a close call but probably the time I laughed so hard I pissed myself in a convenience store parking lot. Yeah. Yeah that’s probably #1.
Back of a cop car in handcuffs. Never a good situation
Bus ride to summer camp. I was in so much pain. I’m shocked I didn’t pee my pants.
I was 11 years old at a boarding school in NZ and we were doing “prep”, which is homework for an hour. Anyway, one of the prefects was watching us. I NEEDED to go 5 minutes in. I asked to go and I was declined. For the next 55 minutes I was squirming, not doing any homework because I just couldn’t concentrate. Occasionally asking to go, but getting knocked back each time. The last thing I wanted to do was pee my pants because nobody wants to be that kid at a boarding school (or any school to be fair). When time was up I fucking sprinted to the toilet and for the first and so far only time in my life I cried when I went. It was the most relief I think I have ever had, but I came to hate that prefect after that, and if I’m honest, authority in general.
Stuck in the traffic on the freeway bumper to bumper I was stuck for a total of 5 hrs safe to say I peed myself 🥲
Pregnancy every 20 min
Before my wedding, in a public botanical Gardens. After 2 beers, in a white suit. 1 hour before the wedding. It took 3 hours before I could pee.
I still can’t remember much of my own wedding ceremony.
It was a 1.5hr travel from college to my home, I entered the bus with a full tank.
After school, walked all the way home and my little brother wouldn’t open the door. He put his face against the glass to tease me and I punched it. Shattered. 15 yr old me felt like a badass, reaching in and unlocking the door as he cried.
I was in so much trouble.
Waking up at a camping festival. The porta potties feel so far. Having to walk to them when you need to pee really bad is my least favorite part of the fest lol
My worst time has to be when I was in Elementary School with some friends and I went to see Lord of the Rings The Return of the King at the theaters when it came out and I already had to pee before the movie started but brushed it off and instead bought the largest soft drink they had for sale.
I drank it all during the movie and had the best/worse experience ever, the movie itself was splendid but my discomfort was immense and my legs were shaking once we passed the halfway point of the movie. When the movie was over, I could barely walk to the toilet to go pee and even had to wait at the urinals because it was very crowded. When I got the the urinal, it was of the best moment of my life, I peed for AT LEAST 3 minutes straight.
New York in the Rockefeller Centre. Was doing the tour when first felt the urge, but had to wait for the tour to be over. Once it was over it took FOREVER to locate the restroom. The toilet signage is next to non existent and no one could/would give clear directions, first set of directions headed to ones that were out of service. Add jet lag to the experience having just flown in from Australia the night before and my body was not feeling cooperative. Pretty sure I only just made it when I did find a toilet.