That’s why I don’t play (insert <sport>). Let me know when something you have breaks and I’ll tell you how easy it is to fix it then why you suck when you can’t fix it.
I once heard someone say “not” for the first time since 1989 after being told they suck. I also heard “syke” recently. What is going on? Am I time traveling?
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Keep me out of your fantasies!
Not as good as your mom does
Yuck
“Good one.”
You wish.
“i do what i have to do to put food on the table.”
“You blow”
Maybe. Still thriving though
You swallow
deeply
Yo daddy’s dick son
“i do!”
Was that a request?
“word 🤙”
“cool, thanks for the feedback!”
Daddy chill
True. But not like your mother!
No, YOU SUCK!
no u
I learned it from watching you
When and where??
Sorry. Can’t play with your mom under my desk
My husband has never complained…🤷🏻♀️😉
Your right 😉
“Yeah, well… um… like…… uh….. please say sorry, I’m going through a lot right now.”
Don’t mind if I do
present it!
Not my job.
Where and when I’m from, the usual response was “titties and beer bottles!”.
Just tell them ” SICK MY DUCK”
Not like your mom last night!
I’ve been told I am great at it, but you’ll never know.
what ever you think of me is none of my business
I know
I would agree with you but then we would both be WRONG
And?
Only for beer money.
You’d like that wouldn’t you
Thank you
Suck what?
And swallow
I just stare at them blankly cause why would you want someone you think sucks response? And why do I wanna waste my energy on a loser 🤷♀️
Thank you! I learned it from your mom!
“I know, right?!”
Absolutely, I could suck the chrome of a tailpipe, but I’m not gonna sit here and feel bad about it
Yes, and I’m quite good at it.
To which activity, behavior, or organ are you referring to?
You’ll need to be more specific.
nuh uh
“Your mom tits”
Thanks?
Ok.
Your own dick? Good stuff mate
That’s why I don’t play (insert <sport>). Let me know when something you have breaks and I’ll tell you how easy it is to fix it then why you suck when you can’t fix it.
Nah ur sister/brother does better, im not the pokemon champion of it yet.
No response
You first.
Only when someone asks me real nice or pays my rent.
“What truck?”
Duh
But your dad sucks better
My boyfriend and I take turns!
Yes, can I help you?
And?
Smh and walk
Then blow me! Followed immediately with the tongue in cheek and hand pump simulating a BJ motion.
Well I used to.
Why thank you!
Actually that was your mom who did that
Not for you
:: ignore ::
Prove it
says the one who lost
And?
Your mom showed me how.
Your mom does too!
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Your mom should have swallowed
“No, YOU suck”
Yes, I’m an Ex Tractor fan
And what’s your point?
Not as hard as your mom. Your…dirty…mom…
Quite well, I’ve been told.
Your husband seems to enjoy it.
Oh, you must’ve heard me giving your mom orders last night! I’m sorry! We’ll keep it down tonight!
I usually respond to everything with “fuck off, I’m busy”
That’s simple. Suck it 🤔
Self loathing ain’t sexy, bruh
I suck at everything, I just choose to golf.
“yeah, your mom’s titties”
Not as good as your sister
Yes I do 😋
But you’ll never know how well.
Top bad your mom can’t anymore
penis
“And swallow, too!”
“And I’m damn good at it.”
Says you
So does your mom
Nah I’m more of a licker.
as a Gen Xer I can tell you that this person has set themselves up for a yo mama joke. e.g. Yo mama sucks and then uses the money for crack
need attention weebs ?
Care to step into the men’s room and repeat that?
God bless you.
Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!
No one survives a burn that good.
You wish
And I do it very well 😏
Sometimes I do
I once heard someone say “not” for the first time since 1989 after being told they suck. I also heard “syke” recently. What is going on? Am I time traveling?
Maybe I do but Jesus thought I was to die for
How do u know that 🧐
Not as good as your mom
I learned from you.
Me too
But im your mother
“That’s why they pay me the big bucks!” *big boomer-style laugh, slap em on the back*
No u
Your mum sucks my fat one
yeah, your mom loves it tho
Yeah and so should have your mother
I know, your mom taught me.
I learned it from you.
“Ya your mom’s cock.”
I just say no
Not everything requires a response.
Ok.
[Bedroom eyes, lick my teeth, and wink]
Your dad!
That’s the word on the street