What is your way to attract woman?

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Absolutely mind boggling. i started dressing with rolled up sleeves to the forearms, long pants, and suddenly 1 day, i started noticing women giving me all sorts of signals. it’s actually crazy. 10s, 7,8,5,3s you name it. even a bloody girl as young as in her teens was checking me out. for context i am in my 30s. wtf man.

i am literally slightly short fat ugly pale weak looking but i shit you not, these women keep giving me signals.

i go to the hospital, the nurse talks to me while playing with her hair.

i go to work, the receptionist keep starring at me from entrance to lift.

i sit on the bus, a woman brushed her ass twice on my thigh and then her arms side by side through the ride

i talk to my coworker expressing a little concern for her health, next thing i know, she is giving me attraction signals too.

i was waiting to cross the road, i saw this lady beside me, she then proceeded to touch up her hair and blouse, then stood in front of me to show more of her.

i literally went from invisible to getting too much attention it is making me uncomfortable.

Comments

  1. Paaraadox Avatar

    Sounds like textbook confirmation bias to me.

  2. Normalscottishperson Avatar

    “You won’t believe this one simple trick!”

  3. JackSquirts Avatar

    Less about what you look like and more about how you’re feeling and carrying yourself.

  4. Narrow_Ad1119 Avatar

    There is so much to unpack here, from your delusion over the symbolic effect of shirt sleeves, to the way you rate women out of 10….

    I’m assuming that while you were swaggering through town in your rolled up sleeves and long pants, at no point did you open your mouth and actually talk to any of them….best keep it that way 😉

    Don’t slip over on the snail trails you’re causing Chad.

  5. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    Are you sure you don’t just have a massive bogey or food in your teeth?

  6. General1993 Avatar

    Bro unlocked the “rolled sleeves and empathy” cheat code. NPCs turning into love interests overnight.