When you’ve been sick, with clogged sinuses, and when you either get that one miraculous nose-clearing blow, or you get ahold of a booger that feels like it has a 9″ long tail as you pull it out…
My wife said I was cheating on her when she came home while I was masturbating. Now I’m messed up for life.. I’d say eating a good steak????? I have no idea.
I (38M) have been dealing with really heavy sh*t lately ( family members getting really sick and dying), when my baby wakes up at the middle of the night I go to his room and I just hug him to calm him down, I stay there until the sun rises. I dont even think about putting him down and going back to my bed.
Certain drugs feel immeasurably better than even the best sex,
They tend to have potentially serious side effects, habit-forming or even addictive properties, dangerous interactions with other substances or medical preconditions, and a number of other issues which sex tends not to.
Drugs must be respected, completely understood and researched, and responsibly used if you want to avoid all sorts of risks up to and including death, but the honest answer to your question is that something like (real, non-knockoff, properly dosed, responsibly used) MDMA, psilocybe mushrooms, 5-MEO-DMT, LSD, and several other things can produce euphoria far in excess of even a great orgasm, and sometimes for hours. Using them wrongly – aside from the risks i’ve said and more – can lead to feeling like shit for a long time afterwards, where as sex tends to not have any “hangover” or otherwise to deplete your neurotransmitters.
It’s always better to not use any untill well past being a teen, never to use if you have certain medical conditions, never to use if you aren;t absolutely sure exactly what you’re getting and in what dosage, never to take in mixtures which are dangerous, never to use in unwise situations/set/settings (with the wrong people around, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, when in the wrong mood, and so on), and generally unless you are 100% sure that you have every single aspect understood and taken care of, just don’t do them. It’s always possible to do something later, it’s never possible to undo something you’ve done before or at the current time.
I’ve never done it but supposedly smoking crack feels as good or better. No thanks though. I have enough vices. Sex is the pinnacle for me. Or deep dry powder turns.
When you’re recovering from a sinus infection and you blow your nose so hard your entire sinus cavity clears out to where your ears pop and you can smell colors.
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Food.
Taking your shoes and underwear off after a long day
Foreplay
Sneezing
Draining a super long putt on an undulated green for birdie is maybe better.
Cleaning your ear with a q-tip.. even though you aren’t supposed to.
Not a single thing on this earth.
Eating pizza on the beach while watching the sunset
Poopin
i’m sorry but nothing can compare to sex. or i’m just saying that because i haven’t had it in months
Being loved
Jerking
Oral
Winning
Sandwiches
Holding your baby for the first time is the best feeling in the world.
Opiates and love. (Not necessarily in that order.)
Stimulants/Alcohol/Music
Great connection with a partner dance, ie salsa bachata etc.
MDMA
Hot shower when you’re cold as hell
Go to bed to rest, very sleepy and after an exhausting day.
Pooping after fighting for your life to hold it in for long.
Food. Especially meat
Love
BBQ ribs
Accomplishing a substantial goal. Then the feelings of euphoria eventually fade away.
Cuddles and hugs.
Finally going for a shit when you’ve been rushing to find a toilet whilst having a turtlehead poking out.
Climbing into bed with fresh sheets on after a shower
Eating mini pancakes with cheesecake filling and drizzled with strawberry crunch and smothered with strawberry glaze.
warm bed on a cold morning
When you’ve been sick, with clogged sinuses, and when you either get that one miraculous nose-clearing blow, or you get ahold of a booger that feels like it has a 9″ long tail as you pull it out…
Sleeping in
Fooood
Being proven 100%, undeniably right after a heated argument
Xanax and meth combo
When you had water in your ear all day, then you tilt your head, and all of the sudden you feel it drain. Sweet fucking Jesus, the relief.
Cold cozy night by real fireplace
I once pee’d in the forest and my leg grazed some bush.
3 days later, I got some sort of fungus on my leg that was super itchy. Itching it was better than an orgasm.
Getting your back scratched
Taking off your bra after a long day… I’m a dude, but I’ve heard it’s pretty legendary
Someone washing your hair in one of those chairs at salons. If I’m rich that’s what I’m paying for. No private chef. I’ll have a private hair washer.
My wife said I was cheating on her when she came home while I was masturbating. Now I’m messed up for life.. I’d say eating a good steak????? I have no idea.
Being in the arms of a woman who feels better than anyone else.
Pumping iron and swelling the muscles. Ask Arnold Schwarzenegger
Taking a piss after holding it in.
Taking a shower after working hard or when dirty
But not both at the same time.
I (38M) have been dealing with really heavy sh*t lately ( family members getting really sick and dying), when my baby wakes up at the middle of the night I go to his room and I just hug him to calm him down, I stay there until the sun rises. I dont even think about putting him down and going back to my bed.
MDMA. Nothing like it haha
Sleep, eat, smoke, have someone I like look into my eyes and follow their gaze.
and certain songs
Everything ?
sleeping after working 14 hours
Eating bacon
Certain drugs feel immeasurably better than even the best sex,
They tend to have potentially serious side effects, habit-forming or even addictive properties, dangerous interactions with other substances or medical preconditions, and a number of other issues which sex tends not to.
Drugs must be respected, completely understood and researched, and responsibly used if you want to avoid all sorts of risks up to and including death, but the honest answer to your question is that something like (real, non-knockoff, properly dosed, responsibly used) MDMA, psilocybe mushrooms, 5-MEO-DMT, LSD, and several other things can produce euphoria far in excess of even a great orgasm, and sometimes for hours. Using them wrongly – aside from the risks i’ve said and more – can lead to feeling like shit for a long time afterwards, where as sex tends to not have any “hangover” or otherwise to deplete your neurotransmitters.
It’s always better to not use any untill well past being a teen, never to use if you have certain medical conditions, never to use if you aren;t absolutely sure exactly what you’re getting and in what dosage, never to take in mixtures which are dangerous, never to use in unwise situations/set/settings (with the wrong people around, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, when in the wrong mood, and so on), and generally unless you are 100% sure that you have every single aspect understood and taken care of, just don’t do them. It’s always possible to do something later, it’s never possible to undo something you’ve done before or at the current time.
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A foot massage
Taking an underwire off after sweating all day….
Listening to the best part of your favorite song
Taking a smooth, but large, dump.
Apparently asking this same question on Reddit
Fight with a big fish
Eating a good meal you have been craving for a while
eliminating debt
Traveling 🙂
Seeing a play with your favourite actors and/or concert of your favourite band after waiting for a long time.
Laughing
Hitting a “pure” iron shot in golf.
Sex 2.0
Cracking your back perfectly on the first try.
The sitting down on your own toilet after a day of travel
Killing the Gorilla after everyone doubted you.
Counting money!
Probably getting 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep, but I wouldn’t know
Jerking off
Taking off my bra/makeup after a long day. Also, back scratches. Orgasmic
Laying a Lincoln Log 😎
Head massage. Especially from someone who cares.
Massaging sore muscles
Showering with that hotness that tingless your nerves but doesn’t feel like burning
Waking up hungover and sipping a cold fizzy drink to help wash away shitty cottenball mouth
When I poop and then wipe and the paper is clean.
Waking up early on your day off and realizing you can go right back to sleep.
Curling up in bed with cool sheets when you’re tired
How is Heroine not the top comment. Never done it, but I’m sure it’s up there 🤣
Those head scratcher thingies.
A small win in life
Taking a piss when you’ve been holding it forever!
Eating.
When you happen to get poison ivy, then heating it up with a blowdryer.
Sounds weird, but damn it’s orgasmic
Taking a piss after holding it for a longe time
When you finally get your DD-214 and your released from your indentured exploitive servitude called muriKKKan military service
Being loved, but also pissing after really needing to pee and unable to go.
Ecstasy
The feeling and sound of a nice muscle car! American muscle
Dental cleanings and pedicures. Even better than sex.
Fleshlight?
Hot brownie with vanilla icecream on top
Foood
Having my head rubbed while I lay in her lap.
Getting a good pump in
I’ve never done it but supposedly smoking crack feels as good or better. No thanks though. I have enough vices. Sex is the pinnacle for me. Or deep dry powder turns.
Nothing.
Clean sheets
I remember my eight year old self hearing a cashier tell someone that the Kinder bueno bar was better than sex.
Someone touching your forehead
Dawg
It really sucks because you’re making it worse….. but damn when you itch that eczema on your skin lol
For me it’s binge eating Krispy Kreme donuts and peanut butter cookies
Pub pushing last on Dustbowl
Putting mascara n I completely understand why too faced have one named “better than sex “lol
When you finally get your lower back to crack
Getting back to your own private space after being with people for far too long
Eating freshly baked cookies
Fixing someones car right the first visit to my dealership.
Stretching 👀
Waking up to work, realize its too early yet, keep on sleeping.
Stepping into a dry shower
An eargasm
If you’ve ever had poison ivy or poison oak, and are doing everything you can not to scratch, a steaming hot shower literally feels like an orgasm.
That small window where you’re wrapped in your covers after they came straight out the dryer😮💨
Those metallic scalp massagers. Someone used it on me and it made me make bedroom sounds.
Body, back, head massages.
Finishing an amazing book.
Taking off ski boots and walking around.
A Q-tip in your ear
Feeling wanted
Revenge
When my grandma scratches my head and calls me a good boy
A back massage. I prefer it over sex.
When you have to pee really really bad and have to hold it and then finally can get to a bathroom and go!
Getting home after a heavy rainy walk then jumping into the shower. Ahhhh pure bliss to me.
When the ambien hits
a good, long pee after holding it longer than comfortable
House to yourself, junk food, a mob movie, and then going to sleep in the middle of the king size bed.
Clean sheets after a shower and shaving your legs
Finally feeling loved.
Ice Water
When you’re recovering from a sinus infection and you blow your nose so hard your entire sinus cavity clears out to where your ears pop and you can smell colors.
A nice, long piss.
Alcohol
Eating a wonderful slice of cheesy garlicky bread.
Foot rubs
Hitting the last leg of a parlay you had no business betting on….
A full body massage
Nothing….unless you’ve never had sex.
Receiving money you didn’t expect
Peeing with a really full bladder
stuffing my face
Scratching an itch on your balls by pinching and rolling.
Plans getting canceled