What isn’t sex but feels just as good?

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What isn’t sex but feels just as good?

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  1. LastAtmptAlmostWorkd Avatar

    Taking your shoes and underwear off after a long day

  2. RealisticBend5390 Avatar

    Draining a super long putt on an undulated green for birdie is maybe better.

  3. MykeHock69 Avatar

    Cleaning your ear with a q-tip.. even though you aren’t supposed to.

  4. Apprehensive-Pin1474 Avatar

    Not a single thing on this earth.

  5. GermanMaskedLucie Avatar

    Eating pizza on the beach while watching the sunset

  6. Weird-Course9111 Avatar

    i’m sorry but nothing can compare to sex. or i’m just saying that because i haven’t had it in months

  7. reddittroll7575 Avatar

    Holding your baby for the first time is the best feeling in the world.

  8. ChronicApathetic Avatar

    Opiates and love. (Not necessarily in that order.)

  9. Slight-Detective-751 Avatar

    Stimulants/Alcohol/Music

  10. looking_everywhere Avatar

    Great connection with a partner dance, ie salsa bachata etc.

  11. cock-biter9000 Avatar

    Hot shower when you’re cold as hell

  12. Flordecerezo7 Avatar

    Go to bed to rest, very sleepy and after an exhausting day.

  13. Extension-Sugar-3339 Avatar

    Pooping after fighting for your life to hold it in for long.

  14. Vast-Struggle7891 Avatar

    Food. Especially meat

  15. Any_Wafer_5004 Avatar

    Accomplishing a substantial goal. Then the feelings of euphoria eventually fade away.

  16. Yuliahr Avatar

    Cuddles and hugs.

  17. Believable_Bullshit Avatar

    Finally going for a shit when you’ve been rushing to find a toilet whilst having a turtlehead poking out.

  18. dirtyslov21 Avatar

    Climbing into bed with fresh sheets on after a shower

  19. eddiev78521 Avatar

    Eating mini pancakes with cheesecake filling and drizzled with strawberry crunch and smothered with strawberry glaze.

  20. Think-Tap-8486 Avatar

    warm bed on a cold morning

  21. NecroJoe Avatar

    When you’ve been sick, with clogged sinuses, and when you either get that one miraculous nose-clearing blow, or you get ahold of a booger that feels like it has a 9″ long tail as you pull it out…

  22. zortor Avatar

    Sleeping in

  23. BoogieSmools Avatar

    Being proven 100%, undeniably right after a heated argument

  24. Independent-Dog- Avatar

    Xanax and meth combo

  25. StrawberrySweet22 Avatar

    When you had water in your ear all day, then you tilt your head, and all of the sudden you feel it drain. Sweet fucking Jesus, the relief.

  26. TonySoprano1983 Avatar

    Cold cozy night by real fireplace

  27. ArtOther754 Avatar

    I once pee’d in the forest and my leg grazed some bush.

    3 days later, I got some sort of fungus on my leg that was super itchy. Itching it was better than an orgasm.

  28. amazingmaple Avatar

    Getting your back scratched

  29. Feisty_Radish_213 Avatar

    Taking off your bra after a long day… I’m a dude, but I’ve heard it’s pretty legendary

  30. WittyInPink95 Avatar

    Someone washing your hair in one of those chairs at salons. If I’m rich that’s what I’m paying for. No private chef. I’ll have a private hair washer.

  31. batting1000bob Avatar

    My wife said I was cheating on her when she came home while I was masturbating. Now I’m messed up for life.. I’d say eating a good steak????? I have no idea.

  32. Cheap-Bell-4389 Avatar

    Being in the arms of a woman who feels better than anyone else. 

  33. Previous_Anteater241 Avatar

    Pumping iron and swelling the muscles. Ask Arnold Schwarzenegger

  34. Trax-M Avatar

    Taking a piss after holding it in.
    Taking a shower after working hard or when dirty
    But not both at the same time.

  35. parm19 Avatar

    I (38M) have been dealing with really heavy sh*t lately ( family members getting really sick and dying), when my baby wakes up at the middle of the night I go to his room and I just hug him to calm him down, I stay there until the sun rises. I dont even think about putting him down and going back to my bed.

  36. TDS_2024_ Avatar

    MDMA. Nothing like it haha

  37. 777_s_ Avatar

    Sleep, eat, smoke, have someone I like look into my eyes and follow their gaze.
    and certain songs

  38. Bubbly_Transition_98 Avatar

    sleeping after working 14 hours

  39. AskThemHowTheyKnowIt Avatar

    Certain drugs feel immeasurably better than even the best sex,

    They tend to have potentially serious side effects, habit-forming or even addictive properties, dangerous interactions with other substances or medical preconditions, and a number of other issues which sex tends not to.

    Drugs must be respected, completely understood and researched, and responsibly used if you want to avoid all sorts of risks up to and including death, but the honest answer to your question is that something like (real, non-knockoff, properly dosed, responsibly used) MDMA, psilocybe mushrooms, 5-MEO-DMT, LSD, and several other things can produce euphoria far in excess of even a great orgasm, and sometimes for hours. Using them wrongly – aside from the risks i’ve said and more – can lead to feeling like shit for a long time afterwards, where as sex tends to not have any “hangover” or otherwise to deplete your neurotransmitters.

    It’s always better to not use any untill well past being a teen, never to use if you have certain medical conditions, never to use if you aren;t absolutely sure exactly what you’re getting and in what dosage, never to take in mixtures which are dangerous, never to use in unwise situations/set/settings (with the wrong people around, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, when in the wrong mood, and so on), and generally unless you are 100% sure that you have every single aspect understood and taken care of, just don’t do them. It’s always possible to do something later, it’s never possible to undo something you’ve done before or at the current time.

  40. sarnobat Avatar

    Auto formatting code

  41. Sittingandreading Avatar

    Taking an underwire off after sweating all day….

  42. Prior_Willingness897 Avatar

    Listening to the best part of your favorite song

  43. Constant_Economy5195 Avatar

    Taking a smooth, but large, dump.

  44. lawyerornot Avatar

    Apparently asking this same question on Reddit

  45. mm025019 Avatar

    Fight with a big fish

  46. Interesting-Race524 Avatar

    Eating a good meal you have been craving for a while

  47. forwhathuh Avatar

    eliminating debt

  48. Football_Many Avatar

    Traveling 🙂

    Seeing a play with your favourite actors and/or concert of your favourite band after waiting for a long time.

    Laughing

  49. simpleyettough Avatar

    Hitting a “pure” iron shot in golf.

  50. miapinkdoll Avatar

    Cracking your back perfectly on the first try.

  51. Kegeldix Avatar

    The sitting down on your own toilet after a day of travel

  52. BudderSky789 Avatar

    Killing the Gorilla after everyone doubted you.

  53. No-Effect9761 Avatar

    Counting money!

  54. patelbh21 Avatar

    Probably getting 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep, but I wouldn’t know

  55. Mama_A_KarmaBehindU Avatar

    Taking off my bra/makeup after a long day. Also, back scratches. Orgasmic

  56. intheclouds82 Avatar

    Laying a Lincoln Log 😎

  57. 542Archiya124 Avatar

    Head massage. Especially from someone who cares.

  58. Impressive_Ad_1787 Avatar

    Massaging sore muscles

  59. Straight-Air-7083 Avatar

    Showering with that hotness that tingless your nerves but doesn’t feel like burning

  60. Arkfoo Avatar

    Waking up hungover and sipping a cold fizzy drink to help wash away shitty cottenball mouth

  61. Orcrez Avatar

    When I poop and then wipe and the paper is clean.

  62. VyPR78 Avatar

    Waking up early on your day off and realizing you can go right back to sleep.

  63. eboody Avatar

    Curling up in bed with cool sheets when you’re tired

  64. Dry-Window-2852 Avatar

    How is Heroine not the top comment. Never done it, but I’m sure it’s up there 🤣

  65. WettestNoodle Avatar

    Those head scratcher thingies.

  66. bricowatty Avatar

    A small win in life

  67. JamalJabJab Avatar

    Taking a piss when you’ve been holding it forever!

  68. t_rex_benchpress Avatar

    When you happen to get poison ivy, then heating it up with a blowdryer.
    Sounds weird, but damn it’s orgasmic

  69. Massive-Peak8889 Avatar

    Taking a piss after holding it for a longe time

  70. No-Rooster4610 Avatar

    When you finally get your DD-214 and your released from your indentured exploitive servitude called muriKKKan military service

  71. brandonpa1 Avatar

    Being loved, but also pissing after really needing to pee and unable to go.

  72. bustmode_gotme Avatar

    The feeling and sound of a nice muscle car! American muscle

  73. NecessaryWeather4275 Avatar

    Dental cleanings and pedicures. Even better than sex.

  74. Ill-Musician-1998 Avatar

    Hot brownie with vanilla icecream on top

  75. UncivilSwitch Avatar

    Having my head rubbed while I lay in her lap.

  76. Billkamehameha Avatar

    Getting a good pump in

  77. Individual_Step5068 Avatar

    I’ve never done it but supposedly smoking crack feels as good or better. No thanks though. I have enough vices. Sex is the pinnacle for me. Or deep dry powder turns.

  78. Ok_Figure7504 Avatar
  79. ConstructionSlow2622 Avatar

    I remember my eight year old self hearing a cashier tell someone that the Kinder bueno bar was better than sex.

  80. KariLarsson Avatar

    Someone touching your forehead

  81. Kyhunsheo Avatar

    It really sucks because you’re making it worse….. but damn when you itch that eczema on your skin lol

  82. LeatherWorried9312 Avatar

    For me it’s binge eating Krispy Kreme donuts and peanut butter cookies

  83. Snoopy_Club69 Avatar

    Pub pushing last on Dustbowl

  84. yourlocallfriend Avatar

    Putting mascara n I completely understand why too faced have one named “better than sex “lol

  85. Imarealscientist69 Avatar

    When you finally get your lower back to crack

  86. -endjamin- Avatar

    Getting back to your own private space after being with people for far too long

  87. TwobeGabee Avatar

    Eating freshly baked cookies

  88. MathematicianBig4833 Avatar

    Fixing someones car right the first visit to my dealership.

  89. spicy_rayoAuDHD Avatar

    Stretching 👀

  90. Distinct-Court-3712 Avatar

    Waking up to work, realize its too early yet, keep on sleeping.

  91. ndhr280 Avatar

    Stepping into a dry shower

  92. coneydogsinparadise Avatar

    If you’ve ever had poison ivy or poison oak, and are doing everything you can not to scratch, a steaming hot shower literally feels like an orgasm.

  93. Illustrious-Lion5312 Avatar

    That small window where you’re wrapped in your covers after they came straight out the dryer😮‍💨

  94. HR_DUCK Avatar

    Those metallic scalp massagers. Someone used it on me and it made me make bedroom sounds.

  95. Immediate-Swing7355 Avatar

    Body, back, head massages.

  96. More_Conference_5855 Avatar

    Finishing an amazing book.

  97. deej_011 Avatar

    Taking off ski boots and walking around.

  98. Savymacaroni11 Avatar

    A Q-tip in your ear

  99. FlexuhLot Avatar

    Feeling wanted

  100. Historical_Sort1289 Avatar

    When my grandma scratches my head and calls me a good boy

  101. RumB96 Avatar

    A back massage. I prefer it over sex.

  102. Tough-Celery-7014 Avatar

    When you have to pee really really bad and have to hold it and then finally can get to a bathroom and go!

  103. itsmegeorgialee Avatar

    Getting home after a heavy rainy walk then jumping into the shower. Ahhhh pure bliss to me.

  104. moonchild365 Avatar

    When the ambien hits

  105. OdysseusVII Avatar

    a good, long pee after holding it longer than comfortable

  106. Big_Pappaa Avatar

    House to yourself, junk food, a mob movie, and then going to sleep in the middle of the king size bed.

  107. avocadope1 Avatar

    Clean sheets after a shower and shaving your legs

  108. Sithyonreddit Avatar

    Finally feeling loved.

  109. RedditMcRedditfac3 Avatar

    When you’re recovering from a sinus infection and you blow your nose so hard your entire sinus cavity clears out to where your ears pop and you can smell colors.

  110. cheeseflavoredwater Avatar

    A nice, long piss.

  111. SpecialistMinute7848 Avatar

    Eating a wonderful slice of cheesy garlicky bread.

  112. SadSongsAndWaltzs Avatar

    Hitting the last leg of a parlay you had no business betting on….

  113. TacoCatSupreme1 Avatar

    A full body massage

  114. GenX_ZFG Avatar

    Nothing….unless you’ve never had sex.

  115. TheMidRange5 Avatar

    Receiving money you didn’t expect

  116. Uberpastamancer Avatar

    Peeing with a really full bladder

  117. Glittery-Chimp Avatar

    stuffing my face

  118. Devs_JP Avatar

    Scratching an itch on your balls by pinching and rolling.

  119. FatboySlimJesus Avatar

    Plans getting canceled