Twilights 3+. 1st one was acceptable as a dumb and ridiculous teen movie. 2nd was so bad it was actually kinda fun. 3rd and beyond just basically unwatchable.
I can’t remember the name of it, but it’s a pro-weed movie, sort of documentary style mixed in with skits. Jordan Peele is in it. I had already been a pothead for a decade, so it seemed cringe and outdated even when it came out. Never saw the appeal of advertising my habit to everybody.
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! – the movie that Arnold Schwarzenegger tricked Stallone into signing up for. I watched 15 minutes of it and had to turn it off.
When you finish saving the world. Never read the book, but I watched the movie when it came out bc I had a celeb crush on Finn Wolfhard. The movie gave me enough of an ick that i immediately stopped having a crush on Finn Wolfhard.
I’m sure I’ll get downvoted and I actually like the movie but Mrs Doubtfire is pure cringe when you break down what happens. He breaks a court order by dressing up as Doubtfire and deceives his wife to spend time with his kids.
It’s a German movie called “spieleabend” which is translated to “game night” idk if it’s only available in German but holy shit I have never seen a worse movie than this one.
The hunchback of notre dame 2 and a lot of the disney squels besides the lion king and tge aladdin ones thoes were decent. But the hunchback of notre dame 2 has practly nothing to offer.
The Blind Side. Sandra Bullock doing her folksy “I’m a southern, god-fearing millionaire wife who is going to teach a poor black kid how to play football” won a goddamn Oscar. Iirc, she also explains football to Nick Saban in one scene.
These movies are the only 2 movies I really wasted my life with and want those hours back. Absolute top tear trash and cringe, Norbit at a 9% on RT lol and Jack and Jill at a all time low of 3% lol its laughable.
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Evil Alien Conquerors, trust me.
The Deadpool movies
Bridesmaids. As in, that’s the kind of comedy it was.
Crash. It even won an Oscar and was hailed by Oprah.
Such a pandering piece of propaganda trash
Meet The Parents
Upon rewatch Sausage Party and lot of Will Ferrel movies age awkwardly.
Still funny if you grew up watching them but yeesh. Quite cringey
Garden State
Twilight saga
Leonard Part 6
Suckerpunch
Borat
The Room
I used to think Ace Ventura was absolutely hilarious.
Same year I licked a frozen fence post
American Beauty
American Pie. All of them
Happiness
The Boondock Saints.
Howard The Duck
Homestead
The late 00s parody movies
Tiptoes. Gary Oldman playing a person with dwarfism. Ugh so bad.
The majority of Fast and Furious franchise
Bridges of Madison County.
The Notebook.
More schmaltz than cringe, maybe.
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
“Garbage Day!!!”
Most Kevin Sorbo “Christian” flicks.
Tiptoes
Twilights 3+. 1st one was acceptable as a dumb and ridiculous teen movie. 2nd was so bad it was actually kinda fun. 3rd and beyond just basically unwatchable.
Anything with amy schumer. Much deserved hate.
Rebel Moon
Couldn’t make it anymore obvious that it’s trying so hard to be like another well established franchise
Horrible cringe worthy writing and acting
“The Mummy,” with Tom Cruise.
What an awful, overreaching, horrifically silly, blundering failure of a movie.
HER!!! I know some people loved it, but YUK. Such an awkward movie!
Zoolander. As I watched it I kept thinking it would get better but it never did.
Snow White
Wetlands
The Family Stone. Sarah Jessica Parker can’t help but say the wrong words at every turn.
Live action Death Note
Napoleon dynamite.
I said what I said
Meet the Parents
Shallow Hal
I can’t remember the name of it, but it’s a pro-weed movie, sort of documentary style mixed in with skits. Jordan Peele is in it. I had already been a pothead for a decade, so it seemed cringe and outdated even when it came out. Never saw the appeal of advertising my habit to everybody.
Every second of the Kissing Booth I felt like my soul was trying to uninstall itself😂
Oh you want real real cringe uh? >!the love guru 2008 with Mike Myers!< the only movie I couldn’t stomach at the theater
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! – the movie that Arnold Schwarzenegger tricked Stallone into signing up for. I watched 15 minutes of it and had to turn it off.
When you finish saving the world. Never read the book, but I watched the movie when it came out bc I had a celeb crush on Finn Wolfhard. The movie gave me enough of an ick that i immediately stopped having a crush on Finn Wolfhard.
Shallow Hal
I’m sure I’ll get downvoted and I actually like the movie but Mrs Doubtfire is pure cringe when you break down what happens. He breaks a court order by dressing up as Doubtfire and deceives his wife to spend time with his kids.
Uncut Gems. That shit made me so uncomfortable, but it was a great movie.
Anaconda
Ready Player One
50 shades
Twilight.
For years all I heard when dating was I’m looking for my Christian grey
Immediate red flags, I blocked with no hesitation.
50 shades is NOT representative of the kink/bdsm community by any stretch. Not even remotely close
1000% Birdemic
All of the 50 Shades of Grey movies. Absolutely the WORST
The entire Twilight series.
Add in the fact that you had 30 and 40 year old moms going with “Team Edward” .
It’s a German movie called “spieleabend” which is translated to “game night” idk if it’s only available in German but holy shit I have never seen a worse movie than this one.
Borat
Date With an Angel
Little Miss Sunshine
The Emoji movie.
Lords of Chaos. The fuck…was that.
The hunchback of notre dame 2 and a lot of the disney squels besides the lion king and tge aladdin ones thoes were decent. But the hunchback of notre dame 2 has practly nothing to offer.
Ghostbusters the girl version
Okay, I’m going to say it cause nobody else has.
I was in the Marines and there was a 6 page article about this movie in people magazine. We read it over and over while at 29 palms.
Me and my buddy went to see it as soon as we got back to Lejuene.
Remember 6 frieking pages!
Yes I am talking about ‘The Blair Witch Project ‘
Felt like I took $7.00 out of my wallet and wiped my ass with it!
Movie 43
Dark Shadows
Recently I watched After (2019). I was so embarrassed of myself for watching it while watching it.
Eyes Wide Shut
Garden State
The Blind Side. Sandra Bullock doing her folksy “I’m a southern, god-fearing millionaire wife who is going to teach a poor black kid how to play football” won a goddamn Oscar. Iirc, she also explains football to Nick Saban in one scene.
Any thing with Jack Black
The emoji movie
Weekend at Bernie’s 2.
Any musical movie. Pick one. Cats, mama mia..any of them
That one where Adam Sandler plays his character and his sister as well. That was so cringe
50 Shades of Grey
Norbit or Jack and Jill
These movies are the only 2 movies I really wasted my life with and want those hours back. Absolute top tear trash and cringe, Norbit at a 9% on RT lol and Jack and Jill at a all time low of 3% lol its laughable.
The happening. Worst movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Zero exaggeration