What mushrooms would you use for a Beef Wellington to surprise your in laws?

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What mushrooms would you use for a Beef Wellington to surprise your in laws?

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  1. Disastrous-Bike659 Avatar

    Smoke shop shrooms

  2. Ill_Donut555 Avatar
  3. AssistantAcademic Avatar

    Psilocybin would be a surprise

  4. kyubeyt Avatar

    Death cap?

  5. ConsiderationNearby7 Avatar

    Not sure but definitely dispose of the evidence afterwards

  6. elvis-brown Avatar

    You can eat any mushroom once

  7. JustWoot44 Avatar

    Not today, FBI!

  8. al_prazolam Avatar

    austalex psilocybe, because reasons

  9. LushThistle Avatar

    A mix of shiitake and porcini—fancy but not trying too hard.

  10. unsurewhatiteration Avatar

    Is this a reference to that murder trial that’s going on right now?

  11. NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING Avatar

    Penis Envy.

    My mother in law and sister in law know enough.

  12. Veefy Avatar

    Prototaxites (may require some time travel to source)

  13. rosewilloow Avatar

    Oyster mushroom

  14. ReyWinn Avatar

    Jesus Christ lmao

  15. alltheaids Avatar

    Whatever you can find at your local Asian grocer

  16. quakes99 Avatar

    Magic ones……. SURPRISE

  17. Mr_Lumbergh Avatar

    I’m quite sure they’d be surprised at the use of Psilocybe cubensis.

  18. cuntmong Avatar

    Just get them from a Chinese grocer 

  19. thehermit14 Avatar

    The same ones as the New Zealand woman.

    Or…

    Porcino or chestnut. Don’t forget about the pancake.

  20. redshopekevin Avatar

    Up yours Mrs Patterson.

  21. glutenfreeironcake Avatar

    Patterson’s Curse

  22. pugsley1234 Avatar

    Depends. What kind of surprise did you have in mind?

  23. DwightsJello Avatar

    The ones from Woolies and the Asian grocer were a dodgy option there for about 5 minutes.

    But all good. Hate it when you forget you foraged, dehydrated, ditched the dehydrator, and then remember it all at a really inconvenient moment.

  24. erroneousbosh Avatar

    Darning mushrooms.

    That ought to keep them busy for a while.