I tend to prefer watching porn from a female perspective. Not sure what i am to do with this, but “popular with woman” is better. I don’t like men’s behaviour and it’s what make me not like porn that much. Which made me to realise that, while im not gay, i really don’t like when the man is mean or goofy. I prefer when the man is polite, respectful and caring.
There was a video once that had 3 girls in bunny suits. The first 5 minutes or so was them taking turns explaining the history and religious significance of Easter. It was actually pretty informative
A lot of people are willing to act like they’re having sex in front of a camera for a sizable amount of money.
I also learned that there’s a ridiculous technicality that porn actors are called that because they’re not being paid to have sex in front of a camera, they’re being paid to act as though they’re having sex in front of a camera.
I also learned how fine some of those technicalities can get.
That there is someone for everyone. No matter how big or small you are, number of appendages you may have, or weird physical deformities you present – it doesn’t matter – there is someone for you. You got a wonky eye and a club foot? No worries – there is some dude out there who is really, really into that.
How many times people can get away by just seducing them to get out of situations, or just to get back at someone. Or any other fantasy shown. Basically tells me how messed up the world actually is since some can be actual real-life scenarios, aside from those that are actually fantasy and cannot come true.
that pizza definitely does NOT show up in five minutes. With or without the super busty blonde delivery girl.
You have no idea how much 15 year old me left alone for the weekend for the first time was greatly disappointed when my pizza took 45 minutes and was delivered by a balding dude with a pedo-stache weighing 3 bills.
The porn films I watched when I became old enough to see them in the 80s had appeal for obvious reasons (gay films in my case). But since there was so little LGBT representation in the media yet, and many of the characters I had seen that either were gay or implied to be so, these were more of the swishy and queeny variety. But not in porn, here were manly men who just so happened to be attracted to other men, with no shame or stereotypes. Clone looks sure but avoiding the negative presentations since these movies were made by gay men themselves. Around the edges of the better porn films of the 70s and 80s was a tremendous validation and representation of a gay lifestyle I hoped to someday achieve, and the watching of the films formed unspoken bonds with other guys who watched them especially in porn theatres. I understand a number of women have long held negative opinions about all porn, many of which are valid to a point – but I think a special subset for the gay films and what they came to show gay men beyond the sex should be considered, especially for what is now described as vintage ones.
Not inherently sexual, just that people’s body are so different and that’s okay. And that people can find anyone attractive. I think those are good things
Cant remember the porn but there was like this guy who was making a thanksgiving dinner and he said the secret to pumpkin pie is having the batter be viscous. Obviously he was working up to innuendos but up until this point my pumpkin pies always sucked and didn’t set right. So I made the batter more viscous and after that, perfect pumpkin pies for years to come.
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To watch my lemon tree closely
You can pay a plumber with cash
That what happens in a sci-fi movie is more likely to happen than what happens in a porno
That you can become anything if you set your mind to it. Firefighter, astronaut, police officer etc
That I should never, ever, get stuck anywhere
That people like their step siblings to a greater extent than I do.
That American housewives seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in mini skirts and high heels.
How to be ambidextrous
Be careful not to get stuck in the dryer
Your dad re-marrying actually has some unexpected upsides
That what a hazard having an open dryer is in the house.
Never trust the pizza delivery guy
Porn made me think that lesbians were just from some country in Eastern Europe because it was right next to the other race genres.
Edited for Spelling because I was taking a dump while writing this.
That the average penis is 10-12”
Story is the king
There are actually good calculus videos on Pornhub
An unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will show up to fix my sink.
The existance of fake eyelashes.
I was eleven! all right?
That men can be busted as hell in the face as long as other parts can do the job.
That people pour their milk before their cereal.
How to write a script for a cheesy daytime soap opera (not that there are many anymore…)
Always get several estimates and don’t go with the lowest bidder
That my dad does porn
I was a terrible pizza delivery driver with no game
Bald heads always win in the end
Furniture is allot sturdier than it looks.
Sometimes a pizza is just a pizza, sometimes it isn’t.
There is a bus or taxi always available you just have to know the right people.
That Czech currency isn’t worth that much.
Some people will just ignore a smoke detector with a weak battery.
Mustaches aren’t for everyone
I tend to prefer watching porn from a female perspective. Not sure what i am to do with this, but “popular with woman” is better. I don’t like men’s behaviour and it’s what make me not like porn that much. Which made me to realise that, while im not gay, i really don’t like when the man is mean or goofy. I prefer when the man is polite, respectful and caring.
How to type one handed.
Acting is hard and women get stuck everywhere.
In the beginning of Fallout 3, you can save Amata on your way out of the vault.
Don’t eat salad when there are two other people in the room
Lotta people had the same bed and bed sheets as me
There was a video once that had 3 girls in bunny suits. The first 5 minutes or so was them taking turns explaining the history and religious significance of Easter. It was actually pretty informative
There’s an awful lot of hot milfs in my area apparently
Lighting is important.
I heard one of the best recordings of Mozart’s clarinet concerto at a drive in porn movie.
To wear my good underwear when talking to the landlord
A lot of people are willing to act like they’re having sex in front of a camera for a sizable amount of money.
I also learned that there’s a ridiculous technicality that porn actors are called that because they’re not being paid to have sex in front of a camera, they’re being paid to act as though they’re having sex in front of a camera.
I also learned how fine some of those technicalities can get.
My grandma was wrapping furniture in plastic for different reasons
Everyone cums. Everyone. Don’t judge someone because you think they are different then you.
That there is someone for everyone. No matter how big or small you are, number of appendages you may have, or weird physical deformities you present – it doesn’t matter – there is someone for you. You got a wonky eye and a club foot? No worries – there is some dude out there who is really, really into that.
That consent is way sexier than non-consent.
I once saw a weather forecast from japan. Learned a lot
How many times people can get away by just seducing them to get out of situations, or just to get back at someone. Or any other fantasy shown. Basically tells me how messed up the world actually is since some can be actual real-life scenarios, aside from those that are actually fantasy and cannot come true.
If you don’t decorate, your house looks like a porn set
Men like men way more than they like girls or women
that pizza definitely does NOT show up in five minutes. With or without the super busty blonde delivery girl.
You have no idea how much 15 year old me left alone for the weekend for the first time was greatly disappointed when my pizza took 45 minutes and was delivered by a balding dude with a pedo-stache weighing 3 bills.
The porn films I watched when I became old enough to see them in the 80s had appeal for obvious reasons (gay films in my case). But since there was so little LGBT representation in the media yet, and many of the characters I had seen that either were gay or implied to be so, these were more of the swishy and queeny variety. But not in porn, here were manly men who just so happened to be attracted to other men, with no shame or stereotypes. Clone looks sure but avoiding the negative presentations since these movies were made by gay men themselves. Around the edges of the better porn films of the 70s and 80s was a tremendous validation and representation of a gay lifestyle I hoped to someday achieve, and the watching of the films formed unspoken bonds with other guys who watched them especially in porn theatres. I understand a number of women have long held negative opinions about all porn, many of which are valid to a point – but I think a special subset for the gay films and what they came to show gay men beyond the sex should be considered, especially for what is now described as vintage ones.
Not inherently sexual, just that people’s body are so different and that’s okay. And that people can find anyone attractive. I think those are good things
if you draw, you can learn some anatomy from porn. everyone is naked and posing in ways that you don’t usually see.
Women actually have massive dicks
That it’s not a beach, it’s a bathtub.
That plumbers, cable guys, and mechanics are grossly inefficient with their time.
The amount of cleaning one has to do after every session.
How to cook eggs properly. Not that they showed how to do it properly, they did it wrong. I just learned what not to do.
how to build a log cabin in minecraft
I watched the elections on Cornhub. The title was like “watch two old men Fuck the entire country”
How badly the audio and video being out of sync can really screw up my enjoyment of literally any piece of film.
Cant remember the porn but there was like this guy who was making a thanksgiving dinner and he said the secret to pumpkin pie is having the batter be viscous. Obviously he was working up to innuendos but up until this point my pumpkin pies always sucked and didn’t set right. So I made the batter more viscous and after that, perfect pumpkin pies for years to come.
I once bought patio furniture because of how durable it just proved itself to be.
Japanese people have blurry genitals