“Trigger warning” when it’s overused for every little thing. You don’t need to put a trigger warning for your dentist story where they filled a cavity, ffs.
Any voice to text that could be done just texting. I don’t want to hear you speaking it into your phone and then have to read it in our group chat!!! Stop already!
“Respect your elders” although everyone deserves respect, this can be lost if the person is rude or bad and also always remember “Imbeciles also get old”
Women calling thier ex’s Narcissist’s….. Like literally 9 out of 10 single women I meet these days, have a story about how they dated a narcissist once, or their boss is a narcissist, blah blah blah
Pretty much the trend of spoiled rich kids talking like they were born and raised in gang life in baltimore with all their slang and affectations in the way they talk. That shit sounds so fuckin stupid.
“Privilege” – it’s now emblematic of a Democratic Party that has 29% approval ratings and walked the con man in the White House doors. This statement is proof we handed the culture war over to the others
Instagram comments keep adding various forms of those “absolute cinema” giffs to every video reel on there. It’s so overdone that it just comes across unoriginal every time I see it
You’re not a fucking member of the clergy and neither is the person you’re typing this to. I guarantee you don’t say this to people in person. Just stop.
“[Insert either common sense or huge revelation] changed my brain chemistry” like yeah it did tHATS HOW YOUR BRAIN PROCESSES EVERYTHING. Quite literally EVERYTHING changes your brain chemistry. THE BRAIN. RUNS. ON CHEMICALS. WITH DIFFERENT ELECTRICAL CHARGES. WHICH CREATES ELECTRICAL IMPULSES. WHICH CHANGES THE CHEMICALS. IN. YOUR. BRAIN. GAAAAAH
Not that it’s blasphemous, I’m just irreligious and hate hearing it ALL the time. It’s like being an atheist in a majority muslim country and literally hearing Allah Akbar 200 times a day.
Unless you are from a culture whose religion or mythology actually had spirit animals, this is cultural appropriation and it really bothers me because it’s disrespectful.
I wish every person who’s finally just realizing they’re neurodivergent would stop calling it “my autism” in the same way people say things like “I’m so OCD” when they don’t have OCD. Especially when they’re not diagnosed.
Not all neurodivergence is autism and I’m really annoyed that the Internet has come to basically redefine autism as being the new umbrella term for neurodivergent people. :/
To the point where now the government won’t shut up about it either
Using female pronouns for inanimate objects (in English)!!!! I find it so irritating!
Example for those who may not be familiar:
A woman will buy a purse (whatever object you want for this example) and when showing it to friends, the woman will say, “Here she is!” The “she” in the sentence is referring to the purse.
Please zoomers I BEG you, use a thesaurus and come up with new adjectives for things you like.
Also, whenever something is emotional, “I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying”…my goodness it’s on the same “overused and corny” level as saying “I guess it must be free then!” when items don’t scan at the store. Same with referring to “cutting onions”. Like seriously no one cares if you cry/tear up at appropriately emotional things, that’s normal and healthy. Don’t need to try to mask it.
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Stop pissing on my lawn
Going to give you time back… At the end of a bullshit conference call that should have been an email to begin with
Ohio Rizz
“I have to be true to myself.”
It translates to, “I should be able to do whatever I want and you shouldn’t be able to judge me for it.”
triggered
“Lives rent free in my head”.
I wish people would stop calling every mild to moderate discomfort in life trauma
“Not to be rude, but”
It’s as if people think those five words allow for utter rudeness in whatever follows.
These are some good ones already!!
“Don’t judge me”
People do the stupidest and most wrong shit ever and then scream “Don’t judge me!”
Literally
Cool beans
You do you
Ick my yum
And I see this on reddit alot, people typing “this” when they agree with someone else. I dunno why it annoys me so much.
“I told you so”
Living their best life
Low-fi
Am I cooked
Bet!
I was today years old
Ate
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let’s not and say we did…..
brah-I don’t know why it bothers me. Bro doesn’t brah just claws at me. It’s like I don’t have the energy to make more sound than this.
Sorry grumpy old guy here!
“Trigger warning” when it’s overused for every little thing. You don’t need to put a trigger warning for your dentist story where they filled a cavity, ffs.
Make America Great Again! 🤮
“They’re gaslighting me” no, baby, they’re just informing you that you’re wrong and the sun does, indeed, set in the west.
“Get out, this is not your house, I dont know you”
“I could care less”.
Do, then. And then learn the actual phrase and think about the meanings.
Day dot
“In my headcanon”
Sanders is a round one draft pick
Hold space
Please do the needful.
Especially when there’s Apple Gift Cards involved
Any voice to text that could be done just texting. I don’t want to hear you speaking it into your phone and then have to read it in our group chat!!! Stop already!
It is what it is.
This conveys zero information.
“I’m an Alpha”
“Respect your elders” although everyone deserves respect, this can be lost if the person is rude or bad and also always remember “Imbeciles also get old”
‘For the win’
Women calling thier ex’s Narcissist’s….. Like literally 9 out of 10 single women I meet these days, have a story about how they dated a narcissist once, or their boss is a narcissist, blah blah blah
“Not!” <groan…>
“I’m weary of…” when they actually mean wary
It is what it is
“what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”
Autism’s a super power
I am not [racist, homophobic, transphobic] but…
Any gen Alpha slang
When people raise the pitch at the end of sentences?
So they sound like they are asking a question?
When they are making a statement?
Dear Conservative you are not using Woke and Wokeness right if you are dimple describing what you don’t like
“Core memory” over the most basic things
“I did a thing”
Any phrase that starts with “bro”.
“well if it makes you feel any better…” then proceeds to say something horrific, making me feel so much worse
The blank is blanking or the blank is not blanking.
Ex: the math is not mathing.
Like can we please?!!
Oh and “its giving…”
There are more words available and throughout history, people have proven that they have time to listen to an actual description.
Powwow — particularly in corporate contexts
“I could care less” is popular where I live. Doesn’t make any sense
Pretty much the trend of spoiled rich kids talking like they were born and raised in gang life in baltimore with all their slang and affectations in the way they talk. That shit sounds so fuckin stupid.
“Privilege” – it’s now emblematic of a Democratic Party that has 29% approval ratings and walked the con man in the White House doors. This statement is proof we handed the culture war over to the others
No offense, but… Then proceeds to offend you.
“it’s giving xyz”
“crashing out”
Instagram comments keep adding various forms of those “absolute cinema” giffs to every video reel on there. It’s so overdone that it just comes across unoriginal every time I see it
“Im bout to crash out!”
“I have one question’”
“There’s a lot to unpack here”
“Die on that hill”
“Aged like milk”
“The feels”
“Not all heroes wear capes”
“Who’s cutting onions?”
Or, “I’m not crying, you’re crying!”
Mandela effect
No you just don’t remember
It is what it is
This.
“Tell us how you really feel!” Especially when followed by a nervous giggle.
Did I traumatize you with direct communication, you fucking invertebrate?
“my brother in Christ”
You’re not a fucking member of the clergy and neither is the person you’re typing this to. I guarantee you don’t say this to people in person. Just stop.
“Wow factor”
Cool beans
“writ large”
Fam.
That’s cap.
I’m literally sick to death of the misuse of “literally”.
Also “sick”, meaning “that’s awesome”. But that’s just showing my age.
I’m obsessed
“[Insert either common sense or huge revelation] changed my brain chemistry” like yeah it did tHATS HOW YOUR BRAIN PROCESSES EVERYTHING. Quite literally EVERYTHING changes your brain chemistry. THE BRAIN. RUNS. ON CHEMICALS. WITH DIFFERENT ELECTRICAL CHARGES. WHICH CREATES ELECTRICAL IMPULSES. WHICH CHANGES THE CHEMICALS. IN. YOUR. BRAIN. GAAAAAH
more recent and in Canada but “elbows up”
‘over exaggerate’ it’s just exaggerate, folks.
Such and such really”hits”
Any derogatory phrase with “woke” in it.
“Own it” For some reason, it really irritates me.
Trigger or triggering….. UGH
pop stan brain rot
“It’s giving..”
“Cunty”
“Slay”
“She ate”
“Mother is mothering”
“It’s giving _____.”
not a phrase but i wish people would stop normalizing and glorifying mental health issues.
There are a couple, first, “avoid it like the plague,” because no one did.
Second, here in america, “It’s a free country,” because it seems like that is going to be a lie soon….
“Died doing what they loved.”
“It is what it is” over things they have total control over
Oh my God! God bless you. etc.
Not that it’s blasphemous, I’m just irreligious and hate hearing it ALL the time. It’s like being an atheist in a majority muslim country and literally hearing Allah Akbar 200 times a day.
Circle back
The new normal.
“X is my spirit animal”
Unless you are from a culture whose religion or mythology actually had spirit animals, this is cultural appropriation and it really bothers me because it’s disrespectful.
Diagnosed autistic in 1996
I wish every person who’s finally just realizing they’re neurodivergent would stop calling it “my autism” in the same way people say things like “I’m so OCD” when they don’t have OCD. Especially when they’re not diagnosed.
Not all neurodivergence is autism and I’m really annoyed that the Internet has come to basically redefine autism as being the new umbrella term for neurodivergent people. :/
To the point where now the government won’t shut up about it either
Using female pronouns for inanimate objects (in English)!!!! I find it so irritating!
Example for those who may not be familiar:
A woman will buy a purse (whatever object you want for this example) and when showing it to friends, the woman will say, “Here she is!” The “she” in the sentence is referring to the purse.
“I was today years old” and “tell me you’re __ without telling me you’re __.”
I also want to correct people when they say “would of” instead of “would have,” but it’s not the end of the world when I see/hear these.
I was today years old
“This is my office”……..some cream-puff influencer says as they are laying on the beach.
“____ ahh” like “goofy ahh” and “dumb ahh”
It drives me nuts lol, my best friend’s little brother says it irl and I cringe every time
“That is so fetch” 😒
My bad
When you disagree with them and they respond “I’m just saying…”
It was a senseless tragedy
“I know, right?”
Adulting.
I’m so ocd
“peak”, “cinema”, or “peak cinema”
Please zoomers I BEG you, use a thesaurus and come up with new adjectives for things you like.
Also, whenever something is emotional, “I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying”…my goodness it’s on the same “overused and corny” level as saying “I guess it must be free then!” when items don’t scan at the store. Same with referring to “cutting onions”. Like seriously no one cares if you cry/tear up at appropriately emotional things, that’s normal and healthy. Don’t need to try to mask it.
Chicken Jockey
‘Respect my boundaries’ when they don’t understand that a boundary is not a rule you impose on someone else.
“Not gonna lie”, “our sponsor of this weeks episode”, “fam”, “it’s like, I was like/ she was like”, “bro, brah, brae, bruh”, “babe, bae”
‘BRO’ – when did this start?! So lame
I hate it when people say ‘my truth.’ Just because it’s ‘their truth’ doesn’t mean it’s the real truth.
My bad
I work hard
When people say “I seen” instead of “I saw”. It drives me nuts
“You’re not wrong”
Like. Brush. Not phrases, just words. Grinds my nerves.
“Hope this helps”
LLL… makes me sick when I see it posted, spoke, or in a house…
“I’m telling it like it is.”
No, that’s called an opinion. Owe up to the fact that you have an opinion, and stop pretending yours is more important.
Yuck your yum.. for some reason, it grosses me out. Girl at work says it all the time
Everything happens for a reason
“God won’t give you more than you can handle.” Fuck you.
You win the internet today! 🏆
Ugh
People misusing the word “literally”.