Being in a relationship and realising you’re loved only as long as you can provide. As soon as you’re not perfect or need love/support you’ll become the problem and things will start cropping up out of nowhere.
Going through it right now and I can see the beginning of the end. Sucks, and it’s like the solution is just too far out my reach.
0/10 experience, don’t recommend.
Edit: realised OP said physical. Whoops, my bad. Heart hurts so I guess that’ll do.
Not sure phenomena is the right word, not quite sure what you’re after.
But when it’s cold and your sack shrinks up to the point where two nuts don’t fit, and somehow one of your nuts likes to disappear and tunnel it’s way to top of the peen tucked away.
Performance anxiety. Imagine a woman actually sticks around long enough to get to know you, and likes/trusts you enough to have sex with her, and you absolutely want to do it, but your dick says “Nah, bro. I’m gonna stay soft and make you look like an idiot. Sucks to be you, loser.”
And THEN, you have to deal with the awkwardness afterward. For some reason, lots of women have no idea about this phenomenon, and just assume you’re not attracted to them and get offended. Or other women will just immediately dismiss you as a loser, and will only ever think of you that way from that point on.
Too much detail? Too bad. That’s how much it sucks.
So when I get a migraine, I get something called temporary aphasia along with it, which is a phenomenon when your brain can’t process language properly – you can’t, in other words, speak or read or comprehend language in the way that you normally would. And when it’s bad, it can be sort of horrifying. It’s like having a twenty minute free trial of a life-altering brain injury inflicted on you.
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It’s pretty kosher over here, brother.
Testicular torsion
Given this heatwave in North America, people without penises cannot understand the humid peel or shake of your balls from your thigh.
Getting kicked in the nuts
Being in a relationship and realising you’re loved only as long as you can provide. As soon as you’re not perfect or need love/support you’ll become the problem and things will start cropping up out of nowhere.
Going through it right now and I can see the beginning of the end. Sucks, and it’s like the solution is just too far out my reach.
0/10 experience, don’t recommend.
Edit: realised OP said physical. Whoops, my bad. Heart hurts so I guess that’ll do.
Impotence
Being expected to be the one to always initiate everything.
Getting a catheter inserted.
Followed closely by getting it removed.
shrinkage
Not sure phenomena is the right word, not quite sure what you’re after.
But when it’s cold and your sack shrinks up to the point where two nuts don’t fit, and somehow one of your nuts likes to disappear and tunnel it’s way to top of the peen tucked away.
Performance anxiety. Imagine a woman actually sticks around long enough to get to know you, and likes/trusts you enough to have sex with her, and you absolutely want to do it, but your dick says “Nah, bro. I’m gonna stay soft and make you look like an idiot. Sucks to be you, loser.”
And THEN, you have to deal with the awkwardness afterward. For some reason, lots of women have no idea about this phenomenon, and just assume you’re not attracted to them and get offended. Or other women will just immediately dismiss you as a loser, and will only ever think of you that way from that point on.
Too much detail? Too bad. That’s how much it sucks.
Passing a kidney stone
Being punched in the balls
Destroying your body for a thankless job because that is what you were taught ‘real men’ do. -7/10.
An old prostate
Blue balls
No matter how much you shake, a little bit is still gonna dribble out.
Epididymitis. Still better than testicular torsion I imagine
So when I get a migraine, I get something called temporary aphasia along with it, which is a phenomenon when your brain can’t process language properly – you can’t, in other words, speak or read or comprehend language in the way that you normally would. And when it’s bad, it can be sort of horrifying. It’s like having a twenty minute free trial of a life-altering brain injury inflicted on you.
Getting hit in the balls