What Reddit language/speak drives you crazy?

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For me its “my dude” almost guaranteed not to be said by a man.

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  2. SinamonChallengerRT Avatar

    “U mad…”

    First off, I’d have to value your opinion for it to affect me.
    Secondly, is that all you’re here for? Is to make people mad? How f’n pathetic is that?

  3. DreadfulRauw Avatar

    I’m glad we’re not hearing people being “whatever-pilled” as much anymore. What a stupid fucking trend.

  4. jenny_loggins_ Avatar

    Not just a reddit thing, but my eyes roll to the back of my head everytime I see “ick”

  5. VladTheBanned Avatar

    “Get therapy” – usually used by people who’ve obviously failed to learn anything from their own sessions and their therapists milk them for years.

    Usually these disfunctional adults also believe in astrology and Myers-Briggs personality types horoscopes – pretty much anything that justifies their stupid behavior and allows them to have no accountability for their own decisions and mistakes.

  6. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    People diagnosing people they don’t know with mental illness or saying gaslighting, narcissist and projecting. That and hubby, wifey etc.

  7. MashAndPie Avatar

    People calling themselves “introverted” when they mean shy. I understand there are overlaps, but shy != introverted.

  8. forgotten_my_mantra Avatar

    “ Sweet summer child”. STFU.

  9. SewerSlidalThot Avatar

    “On behalf of [insert race/gender/whatever], I apologize.”

    You don’t speak for me. There’s a good chance I either don’t care, won’t apologize, or actually support whatever you’re opposing.

    Also, any sort of sanctimony and the word “bootlicker.”

    On controversial opinion threads, “I actually like pineapple on pizza,” gets upvoted like crazy. But an actual controversial opinion gets downvoted to hell.

  10. 1982_1999 Avatar

    Ok boomer…

  11. jml510 Avatar
    • “This.”
    • “Rule 1: Be attractive. Rule 2: Don’t be unattractive.”
    • “Dick is abundant and low value.”
    • “69…nice” jokes
    • People saying “literally” when they mean “figuratively”
  12. ThatOneAttorney Avatar

    Some street solicitor addressed me as my dude, and I just shook my head. Quite frankly, the user has to have a certain vibe about them to credibly use “my guy” or “my dude.”

    Full stop is incredibly stupid.

  13. KitchenCup374 Avatar

    When people are condescending and start off with “it sounds like you don’t x that often, or else you’d x”.

    I work in sales and there was a Mr big dick salesman on here who thought we was an alpha male salesman and he just knew that I didn’t have that “seal team six killer hungry shark salesman mindset”.

    Nah bro, our company sucks ass and you’re scamming people. A good thing sells itself.

  14. Anony_Neko Avatar

    “All [Insert gender] Do [Insert personal veiw]” any sort of mass grouping people in with one idea always pisses me off.

    Also people who project when giving advice. Not “I’ve been through similar and this is what I’ve done.” No, I’ve just seen a lot of people giving bad advice based on their bad experiences and the toxic view it gave them. Especially to young posters.

  15. cheesefestival Avatar

    When people assume you know what they mean when they use an abreviation, they use it all the way through the post with no explanation

  16. AleksandrNevsky Avatar

    Fixed that for you. Or even more obnoxiously “FTFY.” It’s almost always used when someone is being an utter twat and arguing in bad faith.

    Closely followed is: “X here.” As a template it’s weak. There’s better ways to write the same thing.

  17. aiu_killer_tofu Avatar

    This is more of a complaint about the state of the internet and commoditization of social media, but all of the substitute phrases to avoid saying ‘unseemly’ words. Things like “unalive” or many sexual related phrases.

    Policing language doesn’t solve the percieved problem it’s trying to solve. People shouldn’t tell others to harm themselves, or make threats, or whatever else, but it’s going to happen anyway regardless of the language used. I actually think the sanitizing of language makes these types of statements seem less significant than they actually are which makes people more likely to say them because it doesn’t have the “bad words” in it.

    We shouldn’t be casual about these things, but we should also be able to use the actual language that refers to it instead of weasel words to get past some filter to be acceptable to advertisers.

  18. jimylegg1 Avatar

    My brother in christ

  19. _raydeStar Avatar

    When having an online discussion, the answer “typical reddit response” drives me crazy. It’s a typical Ad Hominem attack, and begs the question – if you’re saying that, what are you even doing here?

  20. yungingr Avatar

    “am I cooked”

    Guarantee, my first response to seeing that is a burning desire to slap you with a trout.

  21. SpaceChicken2025 Avatar

    I was happy when ‘le reddit army’ died off.

  22. Chordyceps12 Avatar

    “You, good sir” is one that always irks me. It just reads as pretentious and circle-jerky.

  23. _34_ Avatar

    😅😁👉🏼👈🏼😵🤔🖕🏼

    Reddit fucking hates emojis.
    Imma use em as much as I want. 🖕🏼🥸🖕🏼

  24. Suspicious-Ad5724 Avatar
  25. yvaN_ehT_nioJ Avatar

    “I (MXX) and my girlfriend (FXX) blah blah blah” and their variations

    There has got to be a better way to get that context in the Title besides just slapping the M/F[AGE] in. It’s painful to read every time

  26. Rhalellan Avatar

    IFYKYK-not really

  27. QuarterNote44 Avatar
    • My brother in Christ

    • Sweetie

    • Sir, this is a Wendy’s

    • Mate (from an American)

    • Is the [point just made] in the room with us right now?

  28. Marus1 Avatar

    When reddit insists you said something totally different than (and sometimes even the complete opposite of) the comment you actually wrote. Like seriously, it’s right there to reread if you understand it incorrectly

  29. RelativisticFlower Avatar

    I can’t stand the whole somebody says a song lyric and people keep it going in the comments. Wow you guys heard that song too?!?! And you remember the lyrics?!?!

  30. chunkylabrat Avatar

    Colombian accent, drives me crazy in a different way

  31. GeraltOfRivia2077 Avatar

    “Don’t people discuss pregnancy before having sex?” Usually seen in sex/relationship subreddits when someone’s had a pregnancy scare

    I’ve never sat a woman down to have a formal talk about pregnancy/abortion before having sex with them and no woman has done it to me. If those redditors ever had sex they’d know it’s usually spontaneous, especially the first time, and that that conversation comes later. Usually after a scare lol

  32. lilboytuner919 Avatar

    Saying “lil bro” to someone that makes a legitimate counter to something you write

  33. zerosix1ne Avatar

    “Tell me you are without telling me you are

    This shit is so lame, particularly when used as an insult. It’s just feels so pathetically passive aggressive

  34. robert-moses Avatar

    “You do realize that ___, right?” reeks of condescension and drives me mad.

    Also shut the FUCK up about Tetris.

  35. Saucy_Baconator Avatar

    Using “cooked” to describe a situation. A la “I am cooked.” “We are cooked.” In 99.9999% of situations, we are not, in fact, cooked. Plus, its a spineless way to react to something bad happening. We’re only cooked if we do nothing and let the situation persist.

  36. Relative_Hyena7760 Avatar

    too many people being gaslit

  37. Kruse Avatar

    “Oh sweet summer child…”

  38. Just_Another_Scott Avatar

    “Full stop”

    Especially when the user that uses that phrase is whoefully incorrect lol.

  39. ChorkusLovesYou Avatar

    The pseudo-therapist language.

  40. toffeehooligan Avatar

    I can’t.

    Grape

    Unalive

    Be adults. USE YOUR WORDS

  41. Charming-Ebb-1981 Avatar

    “It’s almost like”, typically followed by something douchey 

    Also the “Um acshually” thing people do on here where they think that they can completely disregard your post because of some minor point that they latch on to

  42. acblender Avatar

    “the bare minimum” + “the bar is on the floor” for demands that aren’t basic at all

  43. ScorpioMagnus Avatar

    People using the term gaslit incorrectly. It is more than simply lying to someone.

    Also all the questions about red flags and green flags.

  44. Asiatic_Static Avatar

    > insecurity

    Any legitimate concern about the integrity of one’s relationship can be immediately 2UU [Counterspell] if you just tell the guy he’s being insecure and controlling. There’s a post on /r/relationship_advice right now about a girl planning a sleepover with her “gay best friend” and the OP is being excoriated for insecurity, even with the added context of “she goes on nights out with her guy friends all the time, 1 is an ex, another was a former FWB, some of the others have openly propositioned/hit on her” …and dude is being called insecure.

  45. AjaxTheDragonSlayer Avatar

    When somebody makes a long post and they use a bunch of acronyms that are niche to their field of work.

    I.e.

    “I work in tech and last week we had 2 wtpi’s and and in an hour we had 3 kprd’s.”

  46. workingMan9to5 Avatar

    Dude is widely considered to be a gender neutral term on the internet, my dude. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) For me, it’s just the general decline in formal writing that makes me angry. Punctuation and the use of real words is important when text is the entire medium.

  47. soupychicken89 Avatar

    Bro, fr, af, rn, literally, super, this, this is the way, cooked, cope

    The “NEED” to be the “akshuly” person.

    Over-used, predictable, stupid jokes. They can also be found in many posts in this subreddit.

  48. TacSemaj Avatar

    Not exactly speak, but someone in a group asked for hot takes on that community. I gave my opinion and got permabanned.

  49. Michigun_ Avatar

    “You win the internet”, “Doggo” talk and “Edit: thanks for the award” speeches, infuriates me to the max.

  50. lime-enthusiast Avatar

    All the acronyms/initialisms

    IMHO OP YTA.

    TLDR: AFAIK YTA

  51. thatguyoudontlike Avatar

    When something slaps like it’s a good thing.

  52. AspiringSquadronaire Avatar

    “Hmmmm, there’s a lot to unpack here.”  and other kinds of therapy-speak. 

  53. luthurian Avatar

    “Hard agree/disagree”  fuck youuuuuu

    Also, having to scroll past the same 20 people making the same tired jokes on every thread to find any discussion of merit.  Yeah yeah, you too choose his wife, we know, shut up.

  54. baltinerdist Avatar

    I’ll preface this by saying I’m a queer liberal atheist elder millennial. I’m the target demographic for Reddit these days.

    The absolute rageboner people have for queer performance art here is insane. And I don’t mean actual queer performers, I mean performing queerness. You have to be okay with every neopronoun or you’re a bigot. You have to be okay with tumblrkin identities or you’re a bigot. You have to have an indomitable hatred for Harry Potter and Chick-Fil-A or you’re a bigot. It’s so, so exhausting.

    Reddit is second only to Tumblr as a platform for this, maybe TikTok in there. But if you’re not absolutely performing maximal allyship or non-straightness, you’re the enemy, always.

  55. 1w2e3e Avatar

    All the abbreviations driving me nuts. I have to go look them up because I don’t know what they are.

  56. eunderscore Avatar

    Fucking “aged like a fine wine”.

    Just think of a single other way to describe it.

    There are others that are obviously annoying and lazy, but this one really fucking does my head in.

  57. AskDerpyCat Avatar

    “Google it yourself” or things similar

    Especially when Google leads me to the thread where that’s the answer

  58. jjrruan Avatar

    “as a ____ myself” on stuff that’s doesn’t fucking matter (like “as an avid chocolate ice cream lover myself”). I totally get it if it’s some medical or engineering shit, but useless factoids about urself just for the sake of saying it pisses me off for some reason.

  59. thecheesycheeselover Avatar

    Not only reddit, but I’m seeing a rise in sybau. I hate it, it’s such a lazy and insulting way to engage with people you disagree with.

    I just don’t like the idea of normalising that kind of interaction, even though I’m well aware that social media is where manners and decency come to die.