If they are a cashier, waitress, or other service industry employee, do not attempt to flirt with them. They are being nice to you because its their job, not because they’re into you.
Don’t neg and don’t do any other pick-up “artistry” bullsht. Don’t rush touchiness and don’t make her feel trapped in space. Flirt is mostly about looks, smiles, and what you say. If there is any touch it should almost be accidental, if its still in the phase where you are not sure its mutual.
Apparently women aren’t interested in hearing about aquatic worms living in the water ways around Chernobyl having switched from asexual reproduction to sexual reproduction in order to better spread stronger genetics. I don’t get it either.
Don’t worry about pick up lines and just talk bro😭 all my dude friends that talk to me about chicks always are looking weird because they focus on points to make a joke or something instead of actually talking about interests and hobbies and just regular shit. YOU CAN BE FUNNY, but don’t ditch the casual art of sharing life experiences😌
you straight guys should just act like gay guys, that gets their guard down. Can’t believe gay men can easily come close to women whereas straight men barely have any contact with women, it’s crazy. What the hell happened? Lol
Make sexualized comments about them! I knew a guy in high school that thought making comments like that would “turn them on”. Needless to say, Women actively tried to avoid him once word got around!
you get one (1) opportunity to compliment a person’s looks, male or female. You don’t lead with it, and you don’t bring it up. Make eye contact and say it with your chest.
Don’t constantly ask for nudes or talk about sex, what you wanna do to her etc. Don’t be sexist or treat her like an object. Don’t ignore what she talks about and not engage in conversation. Most of all don’t be abusive in any way, that includes controlling, isolating her, gaslighting, pressuring for things etc. As well as the more known signs of abuse ofc. Don’t try and change her. Don’t be dishonest or disingenuous. Don’t be a dick. The list goes on
Careful what you say to her, especially if you’re just getting to know them.
For example, a few days ago I was talking for the second day with a guy on Instagram’s dm and he told me he had no problem watching gore videos and actually looks fot them. He probably wanted to sound tough. Sounds harmless for most people, but as a woman, my blood ran cold. It felt terrifying to know a fairly strange men that was into me is a big fan of gore or smth. If he was a long date friend, I probably would’ve just joked, ew’ed and called him crazy, but I didn’t really know him yet. I was immediately scared and well… we’re no longer talking. I know it sounds silly, but women are scared lately with how easy we see the violence against us at the news, so just make sure you’re not saying anything that might make you sound like a dangerous guy, ene though you’re not.
In short: It’s important to be yourself, but be careful with what you share. Also, treat her like an actual person you want to get to know, and not just someone you >need< to get to know just for you own ulterior motives, and you’ll be good.
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if you’re in a group setting don’t try to put other people down to make yourself look better
Speak only about yourself.
Violently pass gas
You should not send d*ck pics.
If she asks for a photo, send your face or a pic of yourself doing the dishes. A+
Play with yourself
If they are a cashier, waitress, or other service industry employee, do not attempt to flirt with them. They are being nice to you because its their job, not because they’re into you.
Trauma dump
Attempt to flirt while she’s trying to comparison shop for tampons (true story)
Tell her about your Pokemon card collection and/or fascination with waifu art
Try to read them because they might be shy or they might just not be into you! Or better yet ask !
Don’t neg and don’t do any other pick-up “artistry” bullsht. Don’t rush touchiness and don’t make her feel trapped in space. Flirt is mostly about looks, smiles, and what you say. If there is any touch it should almost be accidental, if its still in the phase where you are not sure its mutual.
Stare at their chest
Don’t stare at her boobs. Or at your own.
Don’t treat it like a performance, just be curious, listen, and talk like she’s a human, not a prize in a dating game.
Scratch your balls
Grab ‘em by the pussy.
Take out your wiener, wrap it around you wrist, and ask her what time it is.
Think you’re entitled to her time and attention just because you want it
Don’t stare at the features
Mention anything about Andrew Tate
My semi serious answer, don’t just talk about yourself, don’t be racist.
when denied, say “whatever” then hit on all her friends.
Don’t stab her, don’t r-pe her, there’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do.
I think you’d be better off asking what you should do.
Funny think about flirting, be your self
Don’t whip your dick out and start masturbating.
Forget to realize that you are not really interested… I keep doing this and they always get attached like we’re already a couple.
Just don’t flirt!
Tickle them
don’t tickle them lol
Plenty of things
Look at their boobies.
Say the word boobies..
Ask about their boobies..
Apparently women aren’t interested in hearing about aquatic worms living in the water ways around Chernobyl having switched from asexual reproduction to sexual reproduction in order to better spread stronger genetics. I don’t get it either.
Don’t touch her unless she touches you first.
Whatever you’ve done up to now. The opposite of that. You have the answer in you all along. Just take every instinct you have and then don’t do that.
Do Not hit on her mom or sisters
Don’t ask if she’s dating anyone else while she’s dating you.
Fart
Threaten them with weapons probably
Touch her
Don’t insult them to flirt 😂
Don’t worry about pick up lines and just talk bro😭 all my dude friends that talk to me about chicks always are looking weird because they focus on points to make a joke or something instead of actually talking about interests and hobbies and just regular shit. YOU CAN BE FUNNY, but don’t ditch the casual art of sharing life experiences😌
you straight guys should just act like gay guys, that gets their guard down. Can’t believe gay men can easily come close to women whereas straight men barely have any contact with women, it’s crazy. What the hell happened? Lol
Make sexualized comments about them! I knew a guy in high school that thought making comments like that would “turn them on”. Needless to say, Women actively tried to avoid him once word got around!
Lick your eyebrows.
you get one (1) opportunity to compliment a person’s looks, male or female. You don’t lead with it, and you don’t bring it up. Make eye contact and say it with your chest.
Stare.
Adjust your junk, no matter what, just don’t do it. Let those balls stick to the thighs while the dick is tied in a knot. Just leave it.
Scratch your balls and she diverts her eyes to your junk which you then tell her “my eyes are up here!”
Don’t constantly ask for nudes or talk about sex, what you wanna do to her etc. Don’t be sexist or treat her like an object. Don’t ignore what she talks about and not engage in conversation. Most of all don’t be abusive in any way, that includes controlling, isolating her, gaslighting, pressuring for things etc. As well as the more known signs of abuse ofc. Don’t try and change her. Don’t be dishonest or disingenuous. Don’t be a dick. The list goes on
Careful what you say to her, especially if you’re just getting to know them.
For example, a few days ago I was talking for the second day with a guy on Instagram’s dm and he told me he had no problem watching gore videos and actually looks fot them. He probably wanted to sound tough. Sounds harmless for most people, but as a woman, my blood ran cold. It felt terrifying to know a fairly strange men that was into me is a big fan of gore or smth. If he was a long date friend, I probably would’ve just joked, ew’ed and called him crazy, but I didn’t really know him yet. I was immediately scared and well… we’re no longer talking. I know it sounds silly, but women are scared lately with how easy we see the violence against us at the news, so just make sure you’re not saying anything that might make you sound like a dangerous guy, ene though you’re not.
In short: It’s important to be yourself, but be careful with what you share. Also, treat her like an actual person you want to get to know, and not just someone you >need< to get to know just for you own ulterior motives, and you’ll be good.
Pull on your pecker.
Not ask for noodles