What should you not do when trying to flirt with women?

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I genuinely don’t know the answer.

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  1. Cautious-Lab3733 Avatar

    if you’re in a group setting don’t try to put other people down to make yourself look better

  2. StrongDog2575 Avatar

    Speak only about yourself.

  3. NOGOODGASHOLE Avatar

    Violently pass gas

  4. FortuneTellingBoobs Avatar

    You should not send d*ck pics.

    If she asks for a photo, send your face or a pic of yourself doing the dishes. A+

  5. 5hole-tickler Avatar

    Play with yourself

  6. rowan_ash Avatar

    If they are a cashier, waitress, or other service industry employee, do not attempt to flirt with them. They are being nice to you because its their job, not because they’re into you.

  7. B_lated_ly Avatar

    Attempt to flirt while she’s trying to comparison shop for tampons (true story)

  8. theschadowknows Avatar

    Tell her about your Pokemon card collection and/or fascination with waifu art

  9. megmegbaybee Avatar

    Try to read them because they might be shy or they might just not be into you! Or better yet ask !

  10. WatermelonsInSeason Avatar

    Don’t neg and don’t do any other pick-up “artistry” bullsht. Don’t rush touchiness and don’t make her feel trapped in space. Flirt is mostly about looks, smiles, and what you say. If there is any touch it should almost be accidental, if its still in the phase where you are not sure its mutual.

  11. B00bieHorn Avatar

    Stare at their chest

  12. Apprehensive_Try8702 Avatar

    Don’t stare at her boobs. Or at your own.

  13. Ok--Angle Avatar

    Don’t treat it like a performance, just be curious, listen, and talk like she’s a human, not a prize in a dating game.

  14. stabbingrabbit Avatar

    Scratch your balls

  15. HygieneWilder Avatar

    Grab ‘em by the pussy.

  16. moffman93 Avatar

    Take out your wiener, wrap it around you wrist, and ask her what time it is.

  17. Urbangirlscout Avatar

    Think you’re entitled to her time and attention just because you want it

  18. OLY_SH_T Avatar

    Don’t stare at the features

  19. Farscape55 Avatar

    Mention anything about Andrew Tate

  20. JuliaLouisDryfoot Avatar

    My semi serious answer, don’t just talk about yourself, don’t be racist.

  21. 3gkz Avatar

    when denied, say “whatever” then hit on all her friends.

  22. 1337k9 Avatar

    Don’t stab her, don’t r-pe her, there’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do.

    I think you’d be better off asking what you should do.

  23. Digitaljax Avatar

    Funny think about flirting, be your self

  24. snafu607 Avatar

    Don’t whip your dick out and start masturbating.

  25. seculare Avatar

    Forget to realize that you are not really interested… I keep doing this and they always get attached like we’re already a couple.

  26. tarkanneo Avatar

    Just don’t flirt!

  27. Careful-Income9589 Avatar

    don’t tickle them lol

  28. peauxtheaux Avatar

    Plenty of things

  29. Temporary-Pin-320 Avatar

    Look at their boobies.

    Say the word boobies..

    Ask about their boobies..

  30. Amorphofabulous Avatar

    Apparently women aren’t interested in hearing about aquatic worms living in the water ways around Chernobyl having switched from asexual reproduction to sexual reproduction in order to better spread stronger genetics. I don’t get it either.

  31. BurnerLibrary Avatar

    Don’t touch her unless she touches you first.

  32. sparant76 Avatar

    Whatever you’ve done up to now. The opposite of that. You have the answer in you all along. Just take every instinct you have and then don’t do that.

  33. wornoutseed Avatar

    Do Not hit on her mom or sisters

  34. tzwep Avatar

    Don’t ask if she’s dating anyone else while she’s dating you.

  35. Temporary_Race4264 Avatar

    Threaten them with weapons probably

  36. Intelligent_Act3370 Avatar

    Don’t insult them to flirt 😂

  37. Necessary-Savings-55 Avatar

    Don’t worry about pick up lines and just talk bro😭 all my dude friends that talk to me about chicks always are looking weird because they focus on points to make a joke or something instead of actually talking about interests and hobbies and just regular shit. YOU CAN BE FUNNY, but don’t ditch the casual art of sharing life experiences😌

  38. PresentationOdd9514 Avatar

    you straight guys should just act like gay guys, that gets their guard down. Can’t believe gay men can easily come close to women whereas straight men barely have any contact with women, it’s crazy. What the hell happened? Lol

  39. Chadmuska64 Avatar

    Make sexualized comments about them! I knew a guy in high school that thought making comments like that would “turn them on”. Needless to say, Women actively tried to avoid him once word got around!

  40. accuratelyvague Avatar

    Lick your eyebrows.

  41. mellbs Avatar

    you get one (1) opportunity to compliment a person’s looks, male or female. You don’t lead with it, and you don’t bring it up. Make eye contact and say it with your chest.

  42. Odd-Software-6592 Avatar

    Adjust your junk, no matter what, just don’t do it. Let those balls stick to the thighs while the dick is tied in a knot. Just leave it.

  43. HR_DUCK Avatar

    Scratch your balls and she diverts her eyes to your junk which you then tell her “my eyes are up here!”

  44. Bunnycreaturebee Avatar

    Don’t constantly ask for nudes or talk about sex, what you wanna do to her etc. Don’t be sexist or treat her like an object. Don’t ignore what she talks about and not engage in conversation. Most of all don’t be abusive in any way, that includes controlling, isolating her, gaslighting, pressuring for things etc. As well as the more known signs of abuse ofc. Don’t try and change her. Don’t be dishonest or disingenuous. Don’t be a dick. The list goes on

  45. auracez Avatar

    Careful what you say to her, especially if you’re just getting to know them.

    For example, a few days ago I was talking for the second day with a guy on Instagram’s dm and he told me he had no problem watching gore videos and actually looks fot them. He probably wanted to sound tough. Sounds harmless for most people, but as a woman, my blood ran cold. It felt terrifying to know a fairly strange men that was into me is a big fan of gore or smth. If he was a long date friend, I probably would’ve just joked, ew’ed and called him crazy, but I didn’t really know him yet. I was immediately scared and well… we’re no longer talking. I know it sounds silly, but women are scared lately with how easy we see the violence against us at the news, so just make sure you’re not saying anything that might make you sound like a dangerous guy, ene though you’re not.

    In short: It’s important to be yourself, but be careful with what you share. Also, treat her like an actual person you want to get to know, and not just someone you >need< to get to know just for you own ulterior motives, and you’ll be good.

  46. ActivePerformance308 Avatar

    Pull on your pecker.

  47. NoHovercraft2254 Avatar

    Not ask for noodles