What sounds like a compliment but is actually an insult?

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What sounds like a compliment but is actually an insult?

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  1. maxxingoff Avatar

    “You brighten every room you leave.”

  2. Egoiss Avatar

    You look pretty today

  3. Derp_Herper Avatar

    My esteemed colleague…

  4. Dr_Brainwhisperer Avatar

    Did you work out? You look so good now that you lost some weight. How did you do it?

  5. Shutln Avatar

    You got the paramedic salute

  6. metzercise Avatar

    “Bless your heart”

  7. DryComment9905 Avatar

    “See you later.”

    “Not if I see you first!”

    It took me forever to realize that the second person was basically saying if they saw you first, they’d avoid you so you wouldn’t see them at all.

  8. Malterre Avatar

    You’re so brave to wear that!

  9. stripeycat08 Avatar

    You look different, it is nice

  10. Mooseagery Avatar

    You are at the top of the Bell Curve!

  11. Silver-Letterhead261 Avatar

    Even though it can sometimes be meant as a compliment, I usually hear “they’re just a free spirit” as a polite way of saying “they make questionable decisions.”

  12. Appropriate_Shake414 Avatar

    You are courageous ! (people say that to ugly or fat woman who post on social média)

    You are not ugly, you are… ! (If we say to you you are not ugly you are because why we would say to a beautiful person “You are not ugly”)

    I like how she looks confident (as the You are courageous, we say that because it may requierd confidence to show yourself as a ugly woman)

    You are kind but (almost everybody is kind, if a girl say you are kind, she find you not enough beautiful for her)

  13. evansstomachhurts Avatar

    You look better now

  14. Training-Farmer8476 Avatar

    I like your shoes. Did you buy them new?

  15. PlatinumPainter Avatar

    You ugly bastard.

    Sounds pleasant, but its not.

  16. kolyassimp Avatar

    You’ve become thin

  17. No-Cartoonist8495 Avatar

    “You’re smart, you can figure it out.”

  18. witch51 Avatar

    Well, honey, aren’t you just the most precious thing ever! Especially effective when delivered by a Southern MeeMaw.

  19. Ebbandflow9398 Avatar

    “Wow, you look stunning in that photo! I almost didn’t realize it was you.”

  20. Raspberry-Pie200 Avatar

    Wow you look so good with makeup on!

  21. Big-Intention8500 Avatar

    You’re pretty to be dark skin..huuhhhh🤔😒😂

  22. The_ImplicationII Avatar

    “Wow you certainly know a lot”

  23. Unlikely_Macaron_284 Avatar

    See you later unless I see you first

  24. Elchicofeooo Avatar

    When they say “oh you’re pretty smart for a…”

  25. me-n-priya Avatar

    “how do you have the confidence to go out looking like that?”

  26. Amphibian-Shoddy Avatar

    “You look great now that you lost a bunch of weight” Great, could’ve told me years ago to encourage me to start losing weight sooner.

  27. Ill-Musician-1998 Avatar

    “I’m sorry you feel that way!”

  28. lycos94 Avatar

    you’re so brave to wear that

  29. RestaurantOdd6371 Avatar

    You’re pretty fly for a white guy

  30. Makeoneup Avatar

    “Bless your heart.”

  31. Part-Time_Loverr Avatar

    Complimenting an achievement or a job as “cute”. “Your shoes are cute” or “your dog is cute” are compliments. “Oh you’re a songwriter? That’s cute” or “oh you won the tennis match? That’s cute” are not. In the second case it feels like it’s not really that big of a deal and the person who said that has done way greater things than you.

  32. Technical_Tax_1421 Avatar

    You’re really [insert compliment] for an [insert something usually looked down upon or stigmatised]

  33. Pretend_Structure511 Avatar

    How beautiful your face is 😆 (come on, the rest of you are a disaster)

  34. hostylolli Avatar

    You have a perfect face for a radio show

  35. OatLatte456 Avatar

    “You’re so thin”

  36. scoobynoodles Avatar

    “Bless your heart”

  37. momagicllb Avatar

    That looks almost like a real Chanel

  38. PhoenixRises28 Avatar

    I didn’t know how intelligent you are! Or You’re so tiny, my 12 yo is bigger than you are.

  39. post-capitalist Avatar

    Have the day you deserve

  40. Ihatelego Avatar

    “I’m sure you tried your best.”

  41. Helena_Handcart1 Avatar

    “You’re looking well”, translation: you’re looking fat.

  42. No-Zucchini2787 Avatar

    good for you.

    my boss thought me – we dont say fuck you at work. we say good for you

  43. akiralx26 Avatar

    A job reference: ‘Any future employer will be lucky to get him to work for them’.

  44. UltimateFartingChamp Avatar

    You’re not as dumb as you look…

  45. yorkshire106 Avatar

    When you say to someone who’s crying “ohhh what’s wrong, is it because of your new haircut”

  46. Weekly-Bad8721 Avatar

    “I wish i was as skinny as you”

  47. fermat9990 Avatar

    You throw well for a girl

  48. buzaneagra Avatar

    You’re sooo photogenic

  49. i_drink_petrol Avatar

    “You look well”. British English for “You’ve gained weight”.

  50. joeshaw42 Avatar

    I could never underestimate you.

  51. kiid_ikariis Avatar

    I could never pull that off

  52. Far_Bad_531 Avatar

    Nice one

    Well done

    Both accompanied by a slow hand clap

  53. AnimalStyleNachos Avatar

    I admire your nearly unlimited potential for improvement.

  54. Helly_BB Avatar

    I don’t care what everyone else says, I like you.

  55. My_username100 Avatar

    Beauty with brain

  56. Disastrous-Board4642 Avatar

    You have a face for radio

  57. South-Suspect7008 Avatar

    You got a face for the radio

  58. Clermont782 Avatar

    ‘….for your age’

  59. Ecstatic_Echidna3672 Avatar

    Any compliment that ends with – “…for your age”.

  60. vagamund00 Avatar

    “you’re smarter than you look!”

  61. Owl_Genes Avatar

    “you are smart as you are handsome!”

  62. tickub Avatar

    You’re so lucky

  63. painting_psych99 Avatar

    You’re reliable or resourceful. It just means I will come to you when I need something and not otherwise

  64. Moveyourbloominass Avatar

    “You’re the nicest asshole I’ve ever met.”

  65. MrBunnyBrightside Avatar

    “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are!”

  66. Itchy-Fault-4098 Avatar

    You “actually” look good.
    You’re “actually” nice.
    Adding ‘actually’ just makes it an insult.

  67. Masshaa99 Avatar

    “You are so cold”

  68. PleaseNoDM Avatar

    You look good now

  69. WillingBake9330 Avatar

    You look like you’ve lost weight 🤨

  70. TechnicalDelay8281 Avatar

    You have a face for radio

  71. zed42 Avatar

    You’ll make a widow and orphan very happy, one day!

  72. MrPanchole Avatar

    I wish I had your confidence to wear that.