I know If I ever drove a motorbike… Id be hooked. Ive been a passenger on mopeds and I feel that need for speed. I dont get it when driving cars, but cycling a bicycle I do. I just know Im drawn to motorbikes and id eventually make a mistake and kill myself (or badly injure myself). So I ignore the urge.
Cheat on spouse. She would leave (as she should) and she’d kick me out of my house and take everything (as she should). My friends/family would take her side (as they should) and would either cut me off and refuse to speak with me (as they should) or they’d hunt me down and beat me with sticks (as they should). It would be bad.
partner ate her gun during a skype call with me in 2020, we were on opposite sides of the world. It was difficult to convince the sheriffs department i was not a crank call.
it was not one shot one kill
her family bankrupted themselves keeping her on life support, cannot imagine being in that state.
I used to drink energy drinks in college just before any exams to help me think better. One day after an exam, when I was still a bit speedy, my friends legit said “dude don’t ever try coke…just don’t. You will never put it down.” That’s the kind of peer pressure we need more often in life 😅
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My lack of discipline
Relationship
First thing that comes to mind is all the guys that get caught on To Catch a Predator
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Heroin? Methamphetamine?
Meth…maybe 💀
cyanide
Hard Drugs, i guess. Never tried, can’t tell
Murder
DUI
Any hard drugs, i’m prone to getting addicted to things
Suicide
Skydive without a chute
Exposure to nuclear radiation
Somehow puking out my heart?
Or exposing government secrets
Can’t think of a thing. Best friend shot herself in the head. Had to reload and do it again it didn’t kill her.
God won’t let me die. I have to figure out my purpose. Too many near death experiences and active tries.
So much I overcame nothing else either.
A full six rounds of Russian Roulette
Go to work completely naked.
Deported
Shooting up heroin or any opiate
driving drunk, 100%, one stupid choice and I could ruin someone’s life or my own in seconds. that kind of mistake sticks with you forever
If I betrayed my wife.
Heroin lol
Forgetting to mute on a Zoom call and saying what you really think.
Instant career suicide!!
Crack
Back w/ an ex
Suicide.
do a The Heat style Bank Robbing and do a hack ass job and get killed in a rain of gunfire
Cheating.
My Ex
Your ex.
Hard drugs. I know myself and I know I would end up addicted.
Cuddle a bear. Or should I say attempt to cuddle a bear.
league of legends
Any kind of drug conviction would cause me to lose my career.
Foraging and picking mushrooms you cannot identify.
Cheat on my husband or kill someone
Marriage
tried hard drugs i know id get too involved…same with alcohol #boring
make a girl pregnant because im still in college studying
Getting married
I know If I ever drove a motorbike… Id be hooked. Ive been a passenger on mopeds and I feel that need for speed. I dont get it when driving cars, but cycling a bicycle I do. I just know Im drawn to motorbikes and id eventually make a mistake and kill myself (or badly injure myself). So I ignore the urge.
Forgetting my parachute.
Die
Hard drugs. Optionally I would run out of money first.
That or pulling the trigger. Whatever comes first.
Jumping off a sky scraper
Driving into oncoming traffic blindfolded.
Heroin.
Try and break into area 51.
Probably something like DMT or any drug that makes you trip hard. Idk my mind is fragile and I don’t think I would come back from something like that
In the Butt
Speed
shrooms
Cheating on my fiancé. He could probably forgive me but I couldn’t.
Global Thermonuclear War
Love
Stick my dick in a blender and turn it on.
Drive. I’m blind.
Stop breathing
Told the truth
Holding a hand grenade under my chin and pulling the pin.
Probably any hard drugs. I know I have an addictive personality.
Use tongue when kissing my grandmother
Cheated on my wife.
Uhm, dying??
Putting it all on red, and guessing incorrectly.
Failing on a final exam 💀
Murder and drugs
Drugs/alcohol. I have an addictive personality.
Telling a coworker when suicidal.
Death.
Well placed bullet.
Or that fucking snail…
Death
Meth. I’ve seen it first hand in my family. Heart breaking.
Eating 20 sheets of acid
Crack
Thought like a liberal
Using a screwdriver on the demon core and having it slip.
Drink alkohol
Probably weed. I’m the kind of guy who would love being stoned.
Unprotected sex.
Probably meth, idk I’ve never done any drugs but I’ve heard bad things about that one.
I dont know about life but supporting Man United would instantly destroy your mental health 100%
Ice, Meth, Cocaine, fent.
meth i did it once 5 years ago, now i inject 3-7 times a day
Foraging and picking mushrooms you cannot identify.
Drink alcohol again.
Writing a memoir.
crack
Death
Relapsing on MDMA. Had a pretty bad run in my late teenage years, I know that if I touched it again, even once, it’d be all over.
Drink alcohol
Skydive without a parachute would not be instant so not that.
Punching a shark in the face wouldn’t be instant either.
There are all the obvious things of course.
Dunno. Is a pretty random question.
Drugs or if I try to off myself and I don’t succeed and end up as a vegetable but still hearing everyone and them secretly wishing I just passed
Heroin
Cheating
Drink alcohol.
Heroin
Go back to drugs.
Pressing the gas pedal fully and just closing my eyes
Cheat on spouse. She would leave (as she should) and she’d kick me out of my house and take everything (as she should). My friends/family would take her side (as they should) and would either cut me off and refuse to speak with me (as they should) or they’d hunt me down and beat me with sticks (as they should). It would be bad.
Heroine
I’d say cheating on my wife. Even if she would never found out, it would destroy me
If I ever touch alcohol again
Poop my pants on a airplane
A child 👶🏻
Die
Coming out.
A baddie with a killer smile and a drug problem. Oh wait she already did that, now I just live in the aftermath
Listening to my introvert thoughts
Anal
Having an affair 🥲
No brain function, oh wait I think that happened when I joined this thing called Reddit
partner ate her gun during a skype call with me in 2020, we were on opposite sides of the world. It was difficult to convince the sheriffs department i was not a crank call.
it was not one shot one kill
her family bankrupted themselves keeping her on life support, cannot imagine being in that state.
Hit a student. Wirh physical, video proof. Consciously.
Needles and herion at the same time
Fentanyl
probably my ex
Die.
Suicide
I have asthma so smoking would do me in
I believe the commercials said that pot would ruin your life
Forgetting your parachute
Cheating
Drink alcohol
Sober date 09/25/09
Backflip on head
Uhhh
Cocaine.
Going to jail
Skydiving without a parachute
Killing myself obviously
Fortnite miku skin
Have a baby.
Suicide
Drugs. I have a family member who did drugs and it destroyed their life. In and out if rehab, jail, lost their kids, even family is done.
Sex with a kid (obviously)
Heroin. That’s why I never tried it.
Bungee jumping without a cord.
Meth
Heroine
1st cousin
Marriage
Have a drink of alcohol. If it did, I wouldn’t stop for another 40 years.
My life is already destroyed at this point you might as well give me a gun and I’ll target you know who
Suicide
Falling off the top of a really tall building.
Fighting a bear.
Coke, or any other upper.
I used to drink energy drinks in college just before any exams to help me think better. One day after an exam, when I was still a bit speedy, my friends legit said “dude don’t ever try coke…just don’t. You will never put it down.” That’s the kind of peer pressure we need more often in life 😅