What would you do if you came home after a long horrible day on the job just to come home to a full blown tv production going on in your kitchen with chef Gordon Ramsay and Giada De Laurentis making a crème fraiche and beef stroganoff in your kitchen with professional lights and a whole camera crew?
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Walk the fuck out.
I’d say, "Okay, let’s negotiate the use of my kitchen if you want to keep using it and filming here. And if we can’t come to terms, I’ll be suing you for trespass."
Get ready for dinner. I love beef stroganoff!
I would be very curious about what landed them in my tiny kitchen.
Shoot my shot with Giada
Sit down to eat
Put my jorts and Crocs on and wait for dinner to be ready like I usually fo
“Please tell me that’s a booze-free recipe, because it smells amazing and I don’t feel like getting violently ill today.”
Hide until the food is done
Laugh. Presumably there was a shrink ray involved? Because you can’t get more than two people in my kitchen. The other possiblity would have to involve structural engineering, in which case I’m amazed by the speed at which they’ve installed an RSJ and removed the wall
Pretend I don’t notice them, start getting in there way in the kitchen while making a toasted sandwich,
Say, "Oh, finally! Somebody else is making dinner!" and go run a bath until dinner’s done.
My kitchen is nice, big and beautiful (recently replaced) so I’d be like nice. Then how much are you paying to use my kitchen.
If Giada takes off her top, I’ll let them stay. Otherwise, I call the cops.
Leave and call ice that there are illegals inside cooking meth… us an old phone from 5 years ago that only calls 911
Ask when dinner is gonna be ready and when I getting my check for using my kitchen as a venue for their little production
I’d walk into the dining room and tell them that I like something chocolate for dessert.
I’d be pissed because I don’t like the smell of meat.
Tell them I’m gonna go take a shit and I’ll try whatever they’ve prepared when I’m done.
I guess I’d be having beef stroganoff and crème fraiche for dinner
Take a shower and get ready to eat
First… apologize for being in the wrong house, then, assessing the situation, let them know you’ll be happy to leave after they make you a sammich!
I’d say, Gordon, keep cooking. Giada. I got another job for you. Follow me…
Get my Tupperware out, tell them to put it in there when they are done, and for fucks sakes to clean up after themselves. Then I would go out for dinner and beers.
Start billing them to stay and film their show. I’m sure a few servings of a fine Ramsey dish would be a reasonable price.
"Who let this fucking wanker in? And Hi, Gordon."
Wonder why they’re there as well as how the hell they got in my house.
Beat my meat. Need post nut clarity before I make my next move.
With her perky tats and gigantic head?
Wash my hands and get ready to sous
Wonder why they picked my 60 year old falling apart white trash mobile home instead of the Much nicer houses around me.
oddly specific op. is this happening right now? do you need answers?