Kinda awkward. What would you do if you needed to pee while out at a venue and the line was super long? Back story; I was out with friends at a brewery/restaurant/stage kind of venue. We got there about 2 hours before the main and planned to enjoy some brews and listen to the music. I got stuck in the middle of a big U shaped booth. I was not intentionally holding my pee. I’d had 4 brewskis and water, and planned to pee before the main show. Once I stood up I was like Whoa, and realized I needed to pee super badly. I go towards the bathroom and there is every bit of 20 people in front of me. I’m realizing that I have to go super bad, and I’m not sure I can wait. I’m looking for plan B, but I can’t find one. I can’t leave the venue, there isn’t a dark alley, there isn’t a bush. I just kept waiting in line. I got mad at myself when I realized I might actually piss myself, but I truly didn’t know what else to do. My friend was beside me and knew how bad I needed to go. He had to go badly too. I was clinching my muscles, and squeezing my dick through my pocket. Ultimately I just barely made it, when I let go from my pocket my pee pretty much began flowing as I pulled it out.
If you were in my shoes, What would you do? What didn’t I think of? This was the first time I’ve ever been in that situation without a plan B or another option. I
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better to try and hop the line “i’m going to piss myself!” then actually piss yourself. profuse apologies to all for skipping the line, but better than soaking yourself
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a gentle kiss to the guy at the front of the line while i piss myself
Sink or a pint glass. Youre gonna be embarassed anyways if you piss you pants
listen to your body like a big boy and not wait as long next time?
Use the women’s bathroom if there’s no line.
Welcome to the life of every 60 year old man in the world! I’ve got an enlarged prostate and I’ve dealt with this too many times to admit. Here’s some hacks I’ve gotten away with:
Just cut in line rush into the bathroom and plead for mercy. People probably aren’t going to fight you over a line to go piss. If you see a buddy in there, share a urinal. Try not to piss in the sink, but it’s a last option perhaps. That’s dangerous though. You won’t get arrested for cutting in line. You could for pissing in the sink. No matter what you end up doing, loudly say an apology and thank you to everyone on the way out.
Stealth pee somewhere away from people. Go behind the concession stand, or go under the bleachers, just somewhere that people normally don’t look. Act like you know where you’re going. Pull your dick out and pee into a dark space or against a wall. Do something with your hands other than hold your dick. Just sorta act like your fixing the wiring or taking an important phone call. The key is to look like your doing something important that is not what you’re actually doing.
Stealth pee behind a barrier, such as that booth you were in. Get a cup, have your friends stand around you and pee into the cup. Again, don’t stand there holding your dick. Get it flowing with one hand then point to something up in the air to your friends and look like your talking about it.
You might pee a few drops on yourself, but you won’t have the full washout.
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I generally get pee shy in public so I have the opposite issue, but I would beg to rush ahead – hell, offer to share a spot with someone out of desperation.
The line is merely a suggestion. Bypass it.
As someone with a small bladder, I got you:
Go to the nosebleeds or somewhere with sparse seating, put a jacket over your lap, piss in a cup.
Offer the person at the front of the line a 20 or the next round or 2. Could also talk to an employee there, see if there’s an employee restroom or back sink where they fill a mop bucket or something, pleed your case and hope for the best.
Brother everyone in line has to piss. You either hold it or piss yourself.
I have bowel issues,
I go to the front of the f’n line and give the first guy a look of “this will either be shitty for me or all of us”.
That or find a trash can that’s lined and continue to exit said venue after cleaning up.
ibs is a helluva a thing.
Don’t wait until your 4 beers deep & add more water on top of it. But it happens, sometimes all you can do it punch it off & hope for the best. Better to piss yourself than end up on a registered sex offender list just because you peed on a bush. Which is stupid, but that’s the world we live in
Always have a plan B. Have a bottle of iced tea at the ready, with a big mouth on it. Scout out that quiet place and dont be shy.