What would you rate yourself in bed, humbly?

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What would you rate yourself in bed, humbly?

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  1. gabe2591 Avatar

    idk. i like to think im a pretty decent sleeper so i guess like 6-7

  2. Due_Willingness1 Avatar

    Seven if you’re into sadists, three if you’re not 

  3. Which-Village3092 Avatar

    0/10

    i keep waking up at 4 AM

  4. Positive_Fan9084 Avatar

    I’m a 3, I can’t sleep for shit.

  5. stevembk Avatar

    5/10 i don’t really have any problems falling asleep but i keep waking up in the middle of the night to pee. I also wake up 10-15 min before my alarm every morning. I guess it’s ok because I’m usually not too tired throughout the day.

  6. Additional_Sample123 Avatar

    0/10 , I am on the couch.

  7. Acrobatic_Detail_317 Avatar

    Comment section did not disappoint

  8. keepmeholy Avatar

    6 out of 10, good with my mouth, average everything else

  9. Diligent-Mark-1583 Avatar

    Asleep 🤷🏻‍♂️

  10. Altiverses Avatar

    Absolute 10 I fall asleep within minutes and never wake up a single time during the night

  11. gstringjuliet Avatar

    Good enough that I don’t need to rate myself.

  12. itsSam24 Avatar

    giving the D, good for a solid 2 minutes which sucks. Some days longer than 5 or so if I’m being realistic but wife gets into it and I’m done. So I always end with the snack and it works every time. That is 10/10. D is 2/10. Numbing spray works sometimes. Gets me an extra 5 min. That’s more for her than me.

  13. iamagh0stama Avatar

    Few months ago? Maybe a 5. After the last few months hooking up with a girl who could actually communicate what she wanted and what felt good/didn’t.

    I’m up to a solid 8 forsure.

  14. Not_Me_1228 Avatar

    We’re rating out of 100, right?

    (Subtract 5 if I get any idea that my partner might be thinking about how I’m doing in bed and thinking they’re not good enough. Subtract 7 if I have any inkling that they might worry that something is wrong with me.)

  15. Fiery_Bench_87 Avatar

    I sleep so easily so a solid 10

  16. the_poet_knight Avatar

    4/10, I’m incredible at falling asleep but I still go to bed super late and I often have to wake up early :/

  17. xXAcidBathVampireXx Avatar

    I’m great in bed. I come every single time.

  18. Fit-Cookie6548 Avatar

    Dunno never had experience but if I could envision it, it’s probably a 0 haha. Once these pants come off and they see what I’m packing, they run off and laugh

  19. Sushibot_92 Avatar

    Within the last year, I’ve gotten a lot better, maybe a 7. I used to be quite overweight but being in shape has really improved sex. I’m quite rough though which seems to be either good or bad depending on who you ask

  20. Few_Gur3556 Avatar

    10/10 I got a mad sleeping technique and I always find the most comfortable positions💯💯

  21. wolterjwb Avatar

    Sleep number says I’ve averaged 76% for the week.

  22. Harpster52 Avatar

    Probably pretty low, I’ve gotten like a max of 28 hours in the past week

  23. bloodbarn Avatar

    10/10 always come first AND fall asleep first.

  24. IsaacJB1995 Avatar

    If only there was a website to see what people have rated you…

    5 Star Man

  25. Horny_Man1238 Avatar

    10/10 I sleep through the night perfectly every night. And if I wake up, I can just fall right back to sleep.

  26. vsysio Avatar

    I’ve had partners to whom were very obviously incompatible with me stick around solely because of the sex…

    … I’ve also caused 2 divorces… unknowingly

  27. No_Button_9112 Avatar

    Never had a bad review

  28. Morbo_OnReddit Avatar

    My wife of nearly 12 years just had to Google what a “transcendent orgasm” was to understand what happened to her the other day.

  29. Averen Avatar

    Uhh I’d say maybe an 8? It truly depends on my wife’s mood and desire. I like that I can power through the first nut and continue on until she’s totally worn out

  30. EdglerVess6 Avatar

    I sleep amazing.

  31. orcgentleman Avatar

    10/10. I’m a ton of fun in bed: I’ve hidden candy and pop tarts beneath the covers, and I have a Game Boy Advance with tons of cool games. I am an expert pillow fort builder, and if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, my bed can turn into a pirate ship that sails on shark-infested lava (The sharks are lava-proof mutant sharks).

  32. PussElicker Avatar

    I’ve never had any complaints from the complaint dept, but then again, I think I fired everyone that works there

  33. Environmental-Pie957 Avatar

    Dude like a 0/10 i can never fall asleep

  34. Engipeer3 Avatar

    6/10 I have a hard time falling asleep but once I get there I usually end up doing pretty well

  35. HappyCuppiccino Avatar

    A solid zero. Cannot get to sleep and if I do, I cannot stay asleep

  36. herbertcluas Avatar

    I mean I used to be a 1/10 but I didn’t communicate or have confidence. My now wife and I both are 10/10, we listen to each other and actually make love. When we cum together it is like pure bliss

  37. _without-a-trace_ Avatar

    Depends on the woman. If she needs it deep, I done run outta dick.

    If she’s agreeable to fingers, tongue and toys to get hers, I have no ego and love giving my partner pleasure.

  38. Cr00kedHalo Avatar

    I have a video of me and hubby in bed. I didn’t snore, only flipped over 3x, fluffed my pillow twice, petted the dog once and finally fell asleep on my side. I definitely scored 10/10.

  39. Nordjyde Avatar

    10/10,I get out of bed almost every morning

  40. sullen_agreement Avatar

    good enough for repeat business but not brand loyalty

  41. SnailsHaveArmour Avatar

    A solid 2 if I stay hard and cool

  42. Gotthatdoginme27 Avatar

    0/10
    I wake up at 3 then stay up till 3 the next day…

  43. FinnbarMcBride Avatar

    “Eager Participant

  44. smolspag Avatar

    why is this about falling asleep???

  45. Thedeckatnight Avatar

    5/10 it all seems so mechanical

  46. supergluu Avatar

    8/10 maybe a 9, at least that’s what the wife says lol.

  47. ShowBeautiful542 Avatar

    0/10 I piss the bed

  48. Vegetable_Train4213 Avatar

    Incomplete due to lack of sample size.

  49. L3AHMANIC Avatar

    2/10. Awkward as fuck, shy, and Self conscious.

  50. DontStopNowBaby Avatar

    5/7.

    I ain’t the best tool in the shed but I gets the job done.

  51. stevenphlow Avatar

    12/10. Unfortunately it’s one of the few things I’m extremely exceptional at though

  52. RealBowsHaveRecurves Avatar

    I dunno, I never had sex with myself

  53. Jehoel_DK Avatar

    Been sleeping on the couch for a long time so I dont remember 

  54. Okatbestmemes Avatar

    10/10, but I only do handjobs, I’m not flexible enough for blowjobs.

  55. AranRinzei Avatar

    Best 2 minutes of her life!

  56. will2165 Avatar

    I have a trophy that says I’m the sex champ, so pretty okay. Better than bad

  57. AssPlay69420 Avatar

    1/10, would not recommend

  58. YuckyYetYummy Avatar

    With the right person a 10. The wrong a 1.

    That’s how it works.

  59. onemanmelee Avatar

    I’d rate myself a 1. As in there is 1 of me in bed and no one else in the vicinity.

  60. comicguy13 Avatar

    4/10

    What I lack in technique I make up for in enthusiasm. I prefer giving to receiving.

  61. Dilly_Dally8 Avatar

    8/10. I sleep like a baby most nights.

  62. Dragon76789 Avatar

    It depends. Does someone else have to be in there with me?

  63. Rook_James_Bitch Avatar

    I’m amazing in bed. …until somebody else gets in it.

    (Paraphrase from old Jim Belushi, Dan Akroyd movie called Neighbors).

  64. DecemberPaladin Avatar

    I do my best, pay attention, and take direction well.

  65. phred_666 Avatar

    10/10… I’m fantastic in bed… I can sleep for hours.

  66. Badger804 Avatar

    Maybe a 7, my ex once described one of our sessions as the hottest sex she had ever had and I could get her to slip into Spanish while we were going at it

  67. Happy-Go-Lucky287 Avatar

    Can I go negative?

  68. MrDiamondOre Avatar

    8/10. I’m a bit of a deep sleeper, no matter where I’m sleeping.

  69. kristopher103 Avatar

    4/10, I wake up several times during the night and it takes about 10-20 minutes for me to fall back asleep.

  70. i_love_everybody420 Avatar

    I have tourettes, so it’s both invigorating and suspenseful.

  71. SpaceXplorer13 Avatar

    8/10 I roll around while sleeping, but don’t snore

  72. Tx11_99 Avatar

    5/10. It takes me a while to fall asleep and I tend to shift around a lot trying to get comfortable.

  73. Gnome-of-death Avatar

    About a 6. I still stay awake overthinking my entire existence to the wee hours of the morning, but when I fall asleep, I stay asleep.

  74. nephilump Avatar

    Like out of what man? 10? 100? Or is the scale from Ben Shapiro dry to Chapel Rone giver?

  75. Oddish_Femboy Avatar

    I sleep on the floor, but I usually sleep pretty well.

  76. Glass_Salad_404 Avatar

    9/10
    I usually get 9 hours of sleep. 1 mark deducted because I still wake up tired and lazy.

  77. JuliCheese2 Avatar

    As someone who’s currently laying in bed, 2/10 ’cause I have to get up

  78. mjaskiewicz180 Avatar

    Shiiiiit I’m great in bed…. I sleep amazingly, and my pillow always gets head.

  79. The_Dennator Avatar

    not enough data to produce result

  80. c_youngg Avatar

    I sleep good

  81. kompergator Avatar

    Well, I try to get my 8 hours every night. According to my watch, I am very good at it.

  82. Entire-Potential2691 Avatar

    “Try it. Love it. Or your money back.” 

  83. MAGIGS Avatar

    11… we’re talking sleep number right?

  84. gurke2558 Avatar

    Like 10/10 when you are Meeting a girl, after few months when its getting a little bit bored 4-5/10

    Just trying New things making it better

  85. ajazjuju Avatar

    Stop calling me Humbly

  86. CapnBeardbeard Avatar

    My health app thingy gives me an average sleep score of 80/100 for the last month, so pretty good 👍

  87. Poschta Avatar

    Solid 2/10, have trouble falling asleep and trouble waking up 🙁