I blew out the curve on a college midterm. When the professor sardonically said “I dunno if I should curve this that much – one of you got a 94,” a classmate of mine immediately cried out “Was it Pog? You can’t do that. It’s not fair to compare us to him.”
Wearing a skin tight spandex suit leaves very little to the imagination lol
A guy at the party walked up to me, stared directly at it for a few seconds with a blank expression, then just went “Nice web shooter” and walked away lol
I think I was too caught off guard to even react haha but my friends found it hilarious.
a little girl like 8 years old came to my face straight looking at me while her mother was ordering coffee near me and said you are very handsome and smiled. kids never lie fellas!
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” Nice beard.”
“Omg I love your hair. It’s so curly. Can I touch it?”
“I love your trousers,” said the woman behind the counter. Yes I’m a man.
“I love the color of your hair!” From a random lady that was just walking by on the sidewalk.
Proud redhead because of that lady and I will never dye my hair.
“People want you to like them”
Some gay dudes yelled out, “Nice ass!” as I was walking down the street. Not gay but shit is still the best compliment I’ve ever received.
Sweet penis
I blew out the curve on a college midterm. When the professor sardonically said “I dunno if I should curve this that much – one of you got a 94,” a classmate of mine immediately cried out “Was it Pog? You can’t do that. It’s not fair to compare us to him.”
I went to a Halloween party dressed as Spider-Man
Wearing a skin tight spandex suit leaves very little to the imagination lol
A guy at the party walked up to me, stared directly at it for a few seconds with a blank expression, then just went “Nice web shooter” and walked away lol
I think I was too caught off guard to even react haha but my friends found it hilarious.
“I love your small bum”
Not the type of compliment a 14 year old lad wants from a girl in his class but 40 years later it’s still one of the best I’ve had.
My uncle once said that I’d be very pretty if I was a girl. And that boys would flock around me. It’s a fond memory.
“Now that’s a lot of testosterone right there” as I walked past her. Never forgetting that
a little girl like 8 years old came to my face straight looking at me while her mother was ordering coffee near me and said you are very handsome and smiled. kids never lie fellas!
“You look good in that shirt” told to me by some random cashier at the grocery store four years ago.
Shirt became my main going out shirt.
“ohhhh. You have a beautiful face” – stranger
“You’re a member of the hot dads of Disney club” – stranger
“your tone is fantastic.” -random bar patron complementing me on my acoustic/electric sound