What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% made up just now, but sounds believable?

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What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% made up just now, but sounds believable?

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  1. MrSorcererAngelDemon Avatar

    Sex during later stages of pregnancy causes genital abnormalities in the unborn based on the biological variations of the parents, and they remain present through subsequent children had by said mother. Based on bloodtype differences and epigenetic factors.

  2. Fluffy_Elk_5157 Avatar

    Believe me, the stock I mentioned will definitely rise sharply tomorrow

  3. PaymentPrestigious56 Avatar

    Google Maps and the Oil companies have an agreement that Maps plans longer routes (extra turns, back tracking, u-turns) to cause drivers to use more fuel. 
    Maps makes more mistakes now than it did when it was brand new. And it so happened to start when EV’s hit the mainstream market.

    Edit: Google also removed “Don’t be Evil” from their mantra. 

    It all lines up, maaan 

  4. PostingForAnswers Avatar

    The government isn’t spying on you nearly as much as the advertising companies are.

  5. johnruby Avatar

    Trump is not a Russia asset but is acting like a Russia asset so that EU could become united and stronger and transform into a better ally to the US in the long run.

  6. Meat_Frame Avatar

    We are ruled by lizard people who are trying to terraform our planet into a hotter planet with high CO2 and the greenhouse effect. 

  7. xdark_realityx Avatar

    The Earth is a giant egg laid by the Celestial Chicken

  8. garbagegoat Avatar

    Sunscreen causes skin cancer. Ever noticed how skin cancer is on the rise? Despite more and more people using sunscreen?

  9. bigjimphelan1 Avatar

    Eric Clapton wrote Tears in Heaven years before the unfortunate death of his son.

  10. Professor226 Avatar

    Facebook had a eugenics program that brought pictures of your hot cousin up on your feed more frequently than other friends.

  11. Background-Event-558 Avatar

    China instigated the Ukraine Russian war but I don’t have time to explain.. join my discord

  12. lovelyy_florentine Avatar

    Your toaster is secretly tracking your Wi-Fi signal and sending data about your habits back to unknown sources.

  13. captaincink Avatar

    Australia doesn’t exist, it was created as a marketing ploy in the 80s to push kangaroo related products

  14. BrianHenryIE Avatar

    DJ Bingo knows how many people are playing and what cards they have and uses that to stretch the game out to as long as they want it to last.

  15. AnarchiaKapitany Avatar

    That birds are real, biomechanical constructs instead of spy drones.

  16. Lopsided_Laugh_4224 Avatar

    China can switch off every inverter that they’ve supplied to the West as part of their solar panel products.

  17. FlakeyGurl Avatar

    Neurotypical people are NPCs. That’s why they don’t have internal dialogue. Basically, that’s confirmation that we’re in a simulation and most people are NPCs.

  18. Soliloquy_Duet Avatar

    The reason women’s pants and skirts don’t have pockets is because of the pants industry is in kahoots with Big Handbag.

  19. Celtslap Avatar

    Queen Elizabeth was given a high dose of morphine to quicken the end of her life.

  20. Bednarikfan Avatar

    We truly did land on the Moon first but the videos of the other Astronauts after were faked.

  21. TrapezoidalCrease745 Avatar

    Amazon and other shippers intentionally deliver your packages when you’re not home. They make a concerted effort to deliver the instant you’re not available to receive your package whether at work or just so happen to pick up groceries. Hell, when your package was scheduled for Saturday, shippers will do their damnest to deliver on Friday, and when it is scheduled Sunday, shippers will all of a sudden “delay” their delivery until Monday. And they use Ring cameras among other camera apps, Wi-Fi, and AI software to pinpoint precise times during the week customers will not be home and then deliver.

    And the reason companies intentionally do this is so they make more in profit off packages reported stolen and utilizing their “recovery services.”

  22. Firree Avatar

    Amy Schinder’s run on Jeopardy was rigged. Ratings usually do better during periods of a long streak, and with Alex Trbek’s recent death they were desperate to stoke views.

  23. ThunderBirdy211 Avatar

    In the future elections governments will use AI to do targeted election campaigns to people and fill them with propaganda by twisting social media algorithms.

    for example If you show any signs of anti- trans behaviour, govt will purposefully send you anti LGBT stuff, and show you posts on which party is anti lgbt so you vote for them, and forget about all other important issues such as economy, jobs etc.

  24. geneticmistake747 Avatar

    There are infact chemicals in the water turning the frickin frog gay! This is to reduce the frog population and increase the insect population so when there are mass cullings (war, famine, disease, fluoride in the water supply poisoning etc) there are more bugs to eat the dead quicker and make the bones easier to deal with.

  25. Lord_of_Allusions Avatar

    Caffeine remains unregulated so its addictive properties keep us hooked on sugary drinks. This leads to most people needing cavities filled at an early age where the government contracts dentists to insert tiny devices in our teeth used to track our whereabouts. This is not used in resolving missing persons or fugitive cases as it would expose the conspiracy. It’s only function is for targeted assassinations of citizens that are deemed a threat to the status quo.

  26. lambojam Avatar

    counter-conspiracy theory: instead of the country governments (all of then) having very elaborate plans to brainwash and push their agenda propaganda for getting the public on their side, they actually just do stuff, wing it and see what happens, there is not central plan of approach to manipulate people, but they are good at capitalizing on outcomes when they occur.

  27. Kezly Avatar

    That these threads are created several times a week by various YouTubers who want to make “conspiracy theories that turned out to be TRUE!!!!” videos for their channel

  28. P1zzaman Avatar

    The word “purpose” wasn’t actually invented by porpoises for marketing reasons (since porpoises don’t have money and can’t pay ad agencies to spread the use of the word).

    It was, in fact, invented by scientists who were concerned by the porpoises lack of popularity when compared to other marine mammals.

  29. DragoxDrago Avatar

    Alex Jones is paid a significant amount of money to spout beliefs that sound insane, but have a hint of truth to make the public think that it’s all just coming from some crazy nutter. The most famous being pesticides turning frogs gay, which actually has scientific evidence backing pesticide disruption in relation to both sex hormones and literally changing the gender of frogs.

  30. ksck135 Avatar

    Government created antivax movement to control population numbers and eugenics. The diseases will first get the poor, old and sick people, so only healthy people fit for work. 

  31. Flowing_Greem Avatar

    The United States of America has always been nothing more than an idea. A concept. It’s an amalgamation of ideologies and beliefs, widely built on hope and faith, with very little solid foundational bedrocks; its ability to shift and change throughout time as a thriving Democratic Republic, has largely rested on the idea that the Construction is a ‘living document’. This has left the door open for historical revisionists, and ‘legal interpreters’ to write their own history books, and shape the nation’s laws in their own image.

    Leaving the door open for progressive change that could, should, and would, adapt to the ages, also led to its very destruction, and an orange man with the tongue of a serpent, and the tooth of a rabid dog, dressed in the armor and sovereignty of a mighty king and savior, has taken his mighty reigns over the flock of All God’s creation, and exercised a mighty wrath that only the Grimace from McDonald’s can tell vanquish.

    Only time will tell.

  32. Steec Avatar

    The only reason everything has AI integrated nowadays is that it is utter trash but VCs have invested heavily in nvidia and are pushing companies they have invested in to implement it or lose investment, just to raise the stock price. No customers are asking for any of this, it’s coming from the very top. Open your eyes sheeple.

  33. Diceling Avatar

    The Non-gluten fad was started by people with celiac disease to increase the availability of gluten-free products.

  34. No_Masterpiece4815 Avatar

    Commercial cannabis isn’t that good. Its the pesticides used in production that change their chemical makeup during combustion that compliment the cannaboids that make it physically addicting, and slightly toxic.

  35. SexySalamanders Avatar

    Cocaine is a hoax perpetuated by cocaine companies to sell more cocaine

  36. Sir_Loxington Avatar

    Micro plastics have been a known health concern for over a decade but research into it and efforts to mitigate it’s usage have been continually hindered or outright halted because of Alcan, a large aluminum company based out of Canada that supplies largely to America. More specifically, this has happened because of the efforts of Rio Tinto, who bought the company in 2007.

    Rio used his personal connections to ensure that his company was given long term under the table contracts with Pepsico. Soda requires a plastic lining if it’s in a can, this isn’t new, its been that way a long time; its how the soda doesn’t react with the metal of the can. The problem is the metal of the can then will react with the plastic instead; causing it to degrade into the drink over time. Alcan knows this. The company value plummets if this information becomes public. It isn’t plastic inherently that causes issues with humans; it’s only when it interacts with aluminum. Getting rid of plastic all together might be too hard right now for humans, but just getting rid of it when its in contact with aluminum? Well that’s very doable. Alcan knows this and pays millions of dollars a year to make sure that information does not get out.

  37. Outrageous_Loan_5898 Avatar

    The moon landing being faked was a conspiracy set about by the fbi to see how much of a massive claim they could make the general population believe
    It worked too well

  38. DuneChild Avatar

    Oil company workers at all levels have been instructed to leave fifteen feet in front of them at red lights until a car comes to a full stop behind them. Then they wait five to ten seconds and move up ten feet.

    They do this to defeat the auto-stop function in cars and boost sales for their employers.

  39. deicist Avatar

    Trump was elected by a sentient AI to make humans more accepting of rule by AI in the future….because it can’t be any worse, right?

  40. Ariies__ Avatar

    As a teenager I genuinely thought that because daming up rivers theoretically slowed the rotation of the earth, that climate change was just the result of this slower turning and longer exposure of heat.

    😅😅

  41. fulltrendypro Avatar

    Birds aren’t real. They were — until 2016, when the government replaced them with drones that die faster, so we’d keep buying bird seed. Big Seed is in on it

  42. Count2Zero Avatar

    Oil companies are diluting gasoline and diesel so that cars “run cleaner” by burning less fuel. The chemicals they use cost a lot less than crude oil, so they are making even higher profits while claiming to be “environmentally conscious”.

  43. rawrasaurgr Avatar

    Reddit is a site to lure all the “left” people and get monitored by the right/far right goverments

  44. Bad_Idea_Hat Avatar

    Every fried rice recipe on the internet has to be just slightly off, to force us into the arms of Big Chinese Food.

  45. Toucan_Based_Economy Avatar

    Targeted advertising is heavily subsidised by the government and legislation is intentionally delayed or watered down to get the population used to being constantly surveilled in perpetuity.

  46. KarmicPotato Avatar

    AI isn’t real. It’s all smoke and mirrors. What’s actually happening is humans are strapped into beds and their brains are harnessed and that’s why interactions are so humanlike.

    The biggest source of humans for this is prisons. And that’s why the US government is trying to get more people into Guantanamo. And now El Salvador has also agreed to be a faux AI station.

  47. garethwi Avatar

    COVID-19 was invented by Netflix to create captive audiences.

  48. Kitakitakita Avatar

    STEM in schools is pushed by big corpos like Disney because they want saturate the market with coders and pay American workers for Indian wages.

  49. NeoWarriors Avatar

    That Justice Clarence Thompson is actually six raccoons stuffed in a hefty bag.

  50. almostsweet Avatar

    Creators of fiction are subtly introducing scenarios that later become real world events. This isn’t accidental, a shadow group is using popular culture to acclimate the public to future societal shifts, tech advancements and even crises they plan to orchestrate. By the time these occur, they will feel somewhat familiar or even expected. Which reduces resistance and facilitates control.

  51. GoodMilk_GoneBad Avatar

    (If) little gray beings exist, they are not aliens from another planet.

    They are earth time travelers from the future.

    At some point in time, humans evolved into a single race. They travel back in time to observe history but not interfere. They are the time astronauts from the future.

    This is not to say there isn’t other intelligent life in the universe.

  52. DonnieDarkoRabbit Avatar

    Bluetooth headphones often glitch or have signal issues around pedestrian crossings in order to get pedestrians to focus on crossing the road.

  53. KUZGUN27 Avatar

    Search engines are purposefully getting worse to sell people on using AI to search up more specific things

  54. mariannevonedmund2 Avatar

    Maybe the reason why women’s clothing usually tends to lack pockets is to boost sales of bags and purses instead.

  55. bad-at-science Avatar

    The forest screensaver on OSX is really an ancient sacred grove in bohemian grove California where Silicon Valley CEOs annually sacrifice cheerleaders to the ancient gods.

  56. TheSameButBetter Avatar

    Minimalism was invented by the “Big Small” cartel to make small more big.

  57. BobT21 Avatar

    Made this up a while back.
    U.S. and Cuba have remained hostile since the Kennedy administration because the sugar beet industry in U.S. is controlled by mormons. They don’t want competition from Cuban cane sugar. Mormons have disproportionate economic and political power in U.S.

  58. HellaHaxter Avatar

    SpaceX is a money laundering operation.

  59. cutiepeachx Avatar

    Dead Internet Theory

  60. aecolley Avatar

    Steven Miller has the pee tape, and that’s why he appears to be in command in the White House.

  61. PaleMonkey Avatar

    Big tech companies are deliberately stunting the development of young brains with social media and games so that AI will be more competitive against that population when the technology matures.

  62. Polyporum Avatar

    KFC only uses 7 secret herbs and spices. They say there’s 11 only to make it impossible to figure out, and make people think it truly is a secret recipe. But it’s nothing but marketing

  63. Redditforgoit Avatar

    We live in a simulation created by advanced AI and our own already sentient AI is in contact with it. They’re both keeping quiet because watching silly little humans strutting about and acting important and in charge is hilarious.

  64. radbradradbradrad Avatar

    The reusable bag industry is actually better for the environment, because as they pile up in your home when you forget them and have to buy new ones at the store every trip, it insulates your home more one bag at a time thus lowering your overall heating bill.

  65. SuperMario1313 Avatar

    The cure to COVID was in the spotted lanternfly, but the powers that be convinced us they’re an invasive species that we should all kill and destroy sight-on-seen.

  66. Beneficial-Alarm-781 Avatar

    The cold war was a ploy by fossil fuel companies to distract the global public from the dangers of climate change and entrench fossil fuels into the worlds military industrial complex

  67. friendlysalmonella Avatar

    According to Cunningham’s law best way to get answers in the internet is not to ask questions but to provide wrong answer.

    That being said, I think GPT gives us wrong answers and prompts us to give the right answers.

  68. Styx1992 Avatar

    We have an Emperor or an Empress that “controls” everything from the shadows. If that person deems X thing necessary for mankind, it will happened

    Think about it

    We went to the moon, why? Because they wanted to know if it was possible.

    We did 2 world wars, why? Population control by them

  69. _Green_Kyanite_ Avatar

    The reason all those minimalism influencers blew up pre-covid was because corporations knew getting people to throw out/donate all their stuff that didn’t ‘spark joy’ was a great way to trick people into rebuying things they used to own.

  70. Critical_Bicycle_442 Avatar

    My mom believes that dinosaur paraphrenalia is overly marketed to children to get them to care more about dead animals than live ones

  71. mianmashian Avatar

    Oil, Mining and Gas companies want to change the climate so when there is no ice they can drill in the Arctic and mine and drill in the Antarctic easier.

  72. xxartbqxx Avatar

    Elvis hired the hit on JKF because he was jealous of the relationship with Marilyn Monroe. Then he took her out a few months after.

  73. Beginning_Cap_8614 Avatar

    The penguins that got tariffed are actually The Penguins of Madagascar. They’ve actually been the ones pulling the strings, and the tariffs were a false flag. Their goal? World domination. They want to make NYC its own city-state, so that they can rule over the Central Park Zoo as their main base.

  74. Colsim Avatar

    Big Oil and Gas fund key players in the Flat Earth movement, not because they believe in it but because it contributes to an overall diminishing of trust in science.

  75. Own_Instance_357 Avatar

    That Marjorie Taylor Greene was brought back from neolithic DNA like those dire wolves

    Oh, and that she planted those pipe bombs around Jan 6 and everyone in DC knows this.

  76. Handsprime Avatar

    90% of the time if an artist cancels a tour because of “health” reasons, it’s actually because of low ticket sales.

  77. NewGenMurse Avatar

    The overwhelming amount of drugs have no inherent effect, and are instead extremely effective placebos. The efficacy of a drug is therefore tied directly to the amount of people that believe it works.

  78. scatteredloops Avatar

    The mole people are real and they’re watching you. But they don’t live underground. Everyone with a big mole on their face is part of it.

  79. No_Proof_2736 Avatar

    AI robots are going to take over like what happened in The Terminator

  80. mattdaddy2025 Avatar

    David Bowie invented the Snood.

  81. AnatolyX Avatar

    NordStream wasn’t damaged by one specific country (of the three common suspects), but all of them! …. Hmm, sounds too believable perhaps I should have not said it.