Any woman with long nails that gently plays with my hair… My scalp gets really tight and this completely relaxes me. My best friend moved across country and would give me a really nice scalp massage. Now I have no one. It sucks not having her here and not having those nails. Lol
The sound of Velcro ripping apart. It’s ridiculously satisfying. Maybe it’s the instant gratification or the tactile feedback, but for some reason, it’s just so pleasing.
Scratching that itch finally in a spot you can’t reach. I swear some of them have been better than some O’s lol. Thank heavens there’s back scratchers for us single people
Using a q-tip in a way that the box doesn’t recommend. Just a knuckle deep into my brain making that dog groan sound… if my chromosome setup were a little different i’d be pregnant a lot.
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Sneezing, Idk why. I hate it and love it at the same time 😂
Peeling the plastic off a new electronic screen
Cracking open a book and realizing it’s really good
Waking up thirsty in the middle of the night and chugging a glass of ice cold water. Nothing tastes better.
Taking off your socks and scratching your foot after a long day
Getting into bed with freshly washed sheets after a shower
Waking up and having a cup of coffee at sunrise when it’s completely silent in your home or outside.
Hitting all green lights when you’re running late
Waking up refreshed after a good night’s sleep
Perfectly timing your microwave stop to avoid the beep
Finding a good song that you’ve never heard before, whether it’s an old song from decades past or a new song that was recently released
Any woman with long nails that gently plays with my hair… My scalp gets really tight and this completely relaxes me. My best friend moved across country and would give me a really nice scalp massage. Now I have no one. It sucks not having her here and not having those nails. Lol
taking your bra off after a long day
Popping bubble wrap.
You’re never too old. Never
When there’s a little itch on the inside of your ear and you rub it the right way with a q tip. Is that what sex feels like for a woman?
Flossing when you have something stuck in your teeth
When I was a teen, a glass of Coca Cola from the fountain behind the counter was something I looked forward to
New socks
The sound of Velcro ripping apart. It’s ridiculously satisfying. Maybe it’s the instant gratification or the tactile feedback, but for some reason, it’s just so pleasing.
Pulling the plastic film off a new screen. It’s like an orgasm.
Finding money in your pocket that you forgot about
Logging off reddit
a homecooked meal after vacation
Clean house, just showered, new episode of TV show to watch, snacks restocked
Reading in the sun. Reading inside is fine, but reading outside in the sun feels like a vacation.
Taking out your contacts at the end of the day. Then rub your eyes till you see spots.
Getting your head washed/massaged when getting a haircut
Being able to walk places rather than having to drive to them.
Coming home from work on a hot day and cracking open a cold beer. Unzip the pants and stick the bottom of the beer in there. Cool down your boys
Skinny dipping on a hot, sunny day.
Catching a fish. Never ceases to bring me genuine joy after 15 years of angling.
Urinating in peace and privacy after a long episode of “holding it”
That moment after a wank right before the post nut clarity settles in.
Cleaning my ears with a q-tip about 5 minutes after I get out of the shower just after they start to itch a bit.
Sitting down after walking around all day.
Taking off your bra at the end of the day
the empty stomach feeling after taking a massive dump
Scratching that itch finally in a spot you can’t reach. I swear some of them have been better than some O’s lol. Thank heavens there’s back scratchers for us single people
Hanging in a hammock
petrichor.. don’t know why that smell is so satisfying
Taking my boots off after a long day and putting my feet on the cold floor.
cold basic beer.
When youre smoking a J and you feel you’re starting to get high.
The nerves are loose, you inhale more, your eyes become frog eyes. You’re high, you’re happy 🙂
New socks.
Sitting on the bus/train looking out the window with good music playing
Cleaning your ear with a q-tip
Peeling off the protective plastic from a new screen
Walking in dry leaves.
Getting into a hot tub after a long day of skiing in the cold.
-Sitting down after standing up for a long time
-Making art
->!Having an orgasm!<
-Going for a walk
Showers
Using a q-tip in a way that the box doesn’t recommend. Just a knuckle deep into my brain making that dog groan sound… if my chromosome setup were a little different i’d be pregnant a lot.
Snuggling in bed with your partner
I’m a simple guy so….forest cup of coffee in the morning. That’s just me tho!
When you shit after your stomach has been cramping so bad that you can feel it in your butthole
night walks
Taking a shit… Right?
Sitting on the deck listening to birds chirp
Every simple thing during childhood
Direct deposit
Your two roosters running out to crow at you when you get home.
Closing my apple watch rings
Enjoying the quiet by being offline
Using a q-tip in your ear. I know you’re not supposed to.
A good poop
Hot water on demand.
This is purely a me thing but poking your fingers on all possible corners of a Lego piece before putting it on
Waking up from a nap and hitting that deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, toe curling stretch.
Cold beer in a hot shower
Watching liberals cry about Trump being president
Sitting down in a clean room with pizza and a drink as your about to vibe watching a show.
Diet Coke
Pooping or peeing after holding it for hours
First stretch of the morning.
Nothing on the calendar!
Peeling that thin plastic film off a new phone, tv, or monitor. I love the sound and satisfaction of removing it
Jerking off
Handjobs.
Giving the top part of my feet a good scratch
Finding that last slice of pizza still in the box and picking up the peppers, olives, and cheese that is stuck on the bottom.
Going to bed after a long day knowing you have tomorrow off.
Ripping a good, long fart in the comfort of your own home.
Back scratching
It’s sex it’s always sex
Q tip in ear
When the kids are asleep and you have an hour to yourself.
Spending a day in the sun without any technology. The disconnect feels amazing
A hot day but there’s this cool breeze almost like AC.
Good old ear scratch
Cleaning your ears with a q-tip and seeing all the gunk come out.
That first scoop off a new jar of peanut butter.
Note: I recently had a baby
Having sore breasts, full of milk and breastfeeding your baby….
Ear cleaning