I was thinking the other day about men’s balls, as one does, more specifically about how many men I’ve heard talk about the unfathomable pain you get when you sit on your them.
I’ve never had that happen and I don’t even see how it’s possible. I hope I keep it that way though, based on what I’ve heard.
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I was thinking the other day about men’s balls, as one does, more specifically about how many men I’ve heard talk about the unfathomable pain you get when you sit on your them.
I’ve never had that happen and I don’t even see how it’s possible. I hope I keep it that way though, based on what I’ve heard.
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>…as one does…
Does one, though?
I get compliments/attention quite frequently.
At 58, I have never sat on the family jewels, but I have worn briefs my whole life, so they are kept up and supported keeping the effects of gravity from allowing them to get under my leg to sit on.
I’ve had the experience of my girl sitting on my balls but never myself on them.
I had girls sit in my lap and they never sat on my balls. The bulge is big enough to cover them anyway.
Which brings up a question. Do you like the feeling of a bulge when sitting on a guys lap?
Any of the straight experiences, I guess. I can’t relate to getting turned on by women’s breasts.
Being in a relationship so long that the sex becomes stale and less frequent. Can not and will not.
Bachelor party. My brother and friends whiffed on that one.
Maybe I’m suppressing some teenaged memory but I truly cannot remember getting any embarrassing public boners.
The only spontaneous, public erection that comes to mind, I was pretty high at a party and did not give a fuck who saw it.
Strip Club/ Stripper/ Bachelor Party
Going to a strip club. Honestly doesn’t sound too appealing to me
I’ve never had emotional vulnerability thrown back in my face. If I’ve been upset or cried, the women in my life have respected it and empathised.
Blue balls
Strip club or strippers. Just seems kind of skeezy to me, don’t see the appeal.
Usually when I ask a woman out on a date, she says yes. I’ve been turned down exactly twice
Was a high school athlete. Did not have a line of girls that wanted to date me because of it.
Never once cared about cars. Don’t like talking about cars. Never did.
Don’t give a hoot about cars. Don’t like hearing about them.
They are simply a means of getting from A to B. Nothing more. Ever.
I don’t know different types of cars and their brands and models. I never cared to learn. If in a social setting someone is talking about cars, I walk away and find a different group. I get bored to death even hearing passively about cars.
Now if you are talking about the engineering and science of internal combustion engines, I’m all ears and eternally interested. Again, not into cars but into engineering details of any and every machinery out there.
Never been to a bachelor party yet.
Camping trips with dad. Or… anything for that matter.
Never been to a hockey game or a similar team sports event. It’s not like I have an antipathy for that sort of thing, my social circle has just always consisted of mostly nerds or artistic types.
I’ve never had a wet dream. Am I getting ripped off here?! Are all you guys busting loads in your dream? I heard about em, hell, in the Bible even. Never had one.
A great bachelor party.
I mean, I’ve been to many. But they were all incredibly sad and pathetic.
Like, ‘in a room with the groom and his future father- and brother-in-law banging hookers’ sad and pathetic.
I’ve never sat on my balls either. I mean, I’ve taken a bar in the crotch, from riding a bike or something, bit that’s not like, sitting on myself.
And I’m 60. I hope never to be one of the really old men i see in the gym, as one does, on occasion, with them really low hanging fruit.
Never had the “blue balls” either.
Nor do I suffer man colds.
I’ve never been to a bachelor party.
Hunting. Never fired a gun.
Hang out with friends or had any type of “buddies” or “bros”. Really, never had any sense of friendship or camaraderie with a fellow man, or woman for that matter.
I don’t have some obsession with the Roman Empire like some guys seem to
Strips clubs. Have gone enough go know that I do not like it lol
My dad/ father figure never taught me how to shave when I started growing facial hair in high school. I eventually asked him to give me a hand when I decided to cutt all my hair, (I have a semi full head of thick hair and my dad has been bald since I can remember).
Getting hazed when I joined a fraternity.
Never been hunting. Never want to go hunting.
Just don’t glue them to your butthole.. again.
It could happen to anyone
Never been to a football match.
I have heard lots of guys say Blue Balls are painful. I’ve never experienced pain from being in the mood, going a long time without an orgasm or even when a woman has changed her mind midway through sex.
Despite being in my 40s, I cannot grow a beard. My facial hair is broadly that of an average 14 year old.
Liking football, the proper one and the american. I just don’t find it entertaining to watch live or in real life on a stadium. Same thing with boxing.
Interest for cars or sports
I have never received a blowjob from a woman with a tongue piercing.
Never really had a solid group of friends or really just a single solid friendship after I turned 25
I have heard so many times about guys having “wet dreams”. I even had a teacher in high school talk about it like it was just some everyday thing.
I have never in my life experienced this and it sounds very odd to me.
that men on dating apps only want sex and are willing to lie for it.
ive asked all the men i know how they used apps and all of them told me they wanted something stable, but got next to no matches. and that half of those matches didnt text back.
As a 64 yo man with significant huevos… gravity is real and the boys begin to seek out ground level… in other words they hang lower.
Rarely injured myself significantly other than an oh shit that hurt, but dogs and children seem to be just the right height to inflict trauma.
Dirty or not in a street fight solid shin shot as hard as you can will disable 95% of opponents. If you’re attempting a mugging or startin shit outside a club or anywhere for that matter nut tha dude.
I frequently hurt my balls when I sit down. It’s not really sitting on them but them getting pinched as they reposition in my pants. It hurts.
Never played cards.
Sports culture.
It’s not like I won’t play sports or participate in athletics, but I just don’t take it very seriously. For me it’s fun and fitness. I barely keep score and mostly just have fun in the moment.
I don’t watch sports. I used to not even understand it and outright hated everything about sports as entertainment.
As I got older, I did sometimes watch the sports I actually enjoyed playing, but not the way most people do. I think golf was the first sport I watched, and that was mainly because it’s beautiful and relaxing. I didn’t even pay enough attention to know what the scores were. It finally started clicking to me about a decade ago with e-sports like League of Legends and Starcraft. But I still didn’t watch it the way most people do. I don’t care about teams, or tournaments and I generally prefer watching from the perspective of one player just to see how they strategize. I actually feel like really elite competitions are boring because the strategies are inapplicable outside of that specific level of play.
I can watch sports now and enjoy them, but I still just don’t understand the intensity of the culture. I don’t follow a team across a season, or in a tournament. I barely care about who wins in the end. I just like watching the interesting plays.
Haven’t sat on my eggs either, because the fellas they hatch can make their way in the world better without all that excess heat. I haven’t had the experience of scoring a winning goal and then being swarmed by the team. Would love the bonding of a Gatorade dump!
Literal circlejerk.
I heard it’s normal for teenagers.
Soccer or team sports
How are these answers…. answering the initial question..
What am I missing
I guess the whole part of the teen years where hygiene seems optional? I was raised by a single mom, I’ve always done more skincare than her I’m pretty sure.
I don’t have any exes. Neither does my wife.
Blue balls and wet dreams
Watching live sports with friends.
I just never really cared for sports in general and my knowledge about them is nearly non-existent. I mean, until very recently I thought Cristiano Ronaldo & Ronaldinho were the same person.
Until yesterday, I would’ve said sitting on my own balls
I do not care for any sport except baseball. My team gives me enough agita for an entire year. Most of my friends and family either don’t care for the sport or root for that other team in my city.
I’ve never been in a fight and I’m too old to do it now.
Being interested in football or motorbikes.
Never went fishing or hunting as a kid, despite growing up in a town of ~8,000. About to do some of that as an adult, some 30+ years later.
Being the strongest guy in a setting, I’m a noodle arm
I have never gone to a strip club, and I can find other ways to burn money. Could care less about sports, and I’ve met all of the Hamilton tiger cats didn’t even phase me.
Sleeping with a girl and never calling her again
Never scored a winning point on a team sport. Played tons of sports, hated them all lmao I was not an athlete
Gone “protector mode” or whatever tf they call it. I’ve read comments from other guys answering questions like “are you guys always thinking about fighting or protecting people” and I was stunned by the amount of yesses
Im not competitive at all. Anytime ive ever competed, its purely for me to be challenged personally. I dont care about winning, I care about complete, accomplish, learn etc. I dont care if I beat the guy next to me i want a personal best. I boxed, pro gamer, football, track etc… I appear competitive, but i just want to learn and master things…
Also… I can describe the hit in balls pain perfectly. Being punched in the liver but with out the paralyzing effect.
Hunting. I always wanted to go but never had the opportunity.
Alcohol.
A lot of young men my age have similar stories, but I, and many of my friends either haven’t or don’t want to have alcohol. A lot of us see it like smoking, something that might release some stress, but inebriates you and can become addictive. I know comparing the two is a pretty large jump, but that’s how a lot of us feels. Why would you intentionally nerf your stats in life?
Even if it feels good, do you know what feels better? A backyard grill with the boys, with some fresh homemade (non-hard) lemonade, watermelon, and wings, while watching a game. Even just gaming with the group helps so much. I don’t see any reason why I’d want to start drinking alcohol anytime soon.
Never gotten into a bar fight or really any other kind of scrap. Not even cause I try and dodge em but they’ve never seem to come up.