I’ve had a flex that I don’t really lose things(my wallet, phone etc) or get into awkward situations because of losing those things. Well, this past year I lost my wallet, had to get everything renewed within a week, lost my company credit card with it too, last night I lost my phone in a taxi and had to go and get it from the other side of the city in the middle of the night, lost my credit card(didn’t find it) too. These things never happened to me like never ever, I’m too much of a conscious nerd. Makes me seriously worried. In short, I wish I still had my flex about never losing crucial shit.
My mom can roll a summer roll in less than 2 seconds and it looks perfect and is super tight. I’m just hoping I can get even a little close to her level one day
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Being able to fall asleep the moment I close my eyes
Fart on demand
Being able to just get up effortlessly right after i wake up.
Being able to burp. Unfortunately i cant
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The fancy whistling. My fiance can do it so well at shows. I just scream and cheer instead lol
Being able to fly by flapping my butt cheeks at twice the speed of a humming bird.
Focus on things I need to do without spending hours sitting and thinking about how I need to do the thing
Royal lineage in some way. Says I’m like the 12th Duke of horseshit manor or something.
I remember every book I’ve ever read. Not just the plot—page numbers, quotes, everything.
Having a girlfriend
Owning millions
I’ve had a flex that I don’t really lose things(my wallet, phone etc) or get into awkward situations because of losing those things. Well, this past year I lost my wallet, had to get everything renewed within a week, lost my company credit card with it too, last night I lost my phone in a taxi and had to go and get it from the other side of the city in the middle of the night, lost my credit card(didn’t find it) too. These things never happened to me like never ever, I’m too much of a conscious nerd. Makes me seriously worried. In short, I wish I still had my flex about never losing crucial shit.
That I could reach the top shelf
I have a prehensile penis.
Being able to lick my eyebrows.
Being unnaturally strong for my petite stature
My mom can roll a summer roll in less than 2 seconds and it looks perfect and is super tight. I’m just hoping I can get even a little close to her level one day
It’s not weird, but I wish I could talk to girls easily
Being able to eat without gaining wheight 😔
Being able to see things without glasses
Having great teeth without needing braces. Iv had 10 baby teeth pulled
Smelling nice whole day without perfume
Be retired.
Being able to play the piano somewhat decently. It’d be such a classy skill to have.
To shut off all emotion and be able to just not give AF.
Being able to draw caricatures, like the ones that work at Disneyland!
Being dedicated enough to a piece of media to know every single little insignificant detail.